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Moondust is still a problem.

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Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust.

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Moondust. Moondust.

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Moondust. Moondust. Moondust is still a problem.

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Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust.

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Moondust. Moondust. Moondust is still a problem.

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Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Watt.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Watt.

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Moon dust.

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Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust.

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Moon dust. Moon dust.

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Moon dust.

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Moon dust.

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Moon dust.

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Moon dust.

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Moon dust.

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Moon dust.

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Moon dust.

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Moon dust.

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Moon dust.

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Moon dust is still a problem.

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Moon dust.

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Moon dust.

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Moon dust.

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Moon dust.

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Moon dust.

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Moon dust.

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Moon dust is still a problem.

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Captain Sack.

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Moon dust.

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Thank you very much for the tip.

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Moon dust.

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And you're filthy and Brooklyn Lukey.

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Moon dust.

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Very very kind of you to donate the moon dust.

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This time of night.

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I want to say first and foremost thanks very much to San Celestino who are supporting the show tonight with their carbonated natural mineral water.

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Your rhetoric won't smother you.

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Beautiful rhetoric.

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Beautiful water.

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Beautiful water.

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Fresh from a mountain spring in northern Italy.

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The Alps are there.

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Yes, of course.

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Big tripod.

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Thank you very much for your tip there.

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And Nullag.

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Moon dust.

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Thank you for a beautiful fiver.

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We should take the Moondust down there for a moment.

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I'm back up again.

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Nobby Gobbler, thank you very much.

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And to complement the San Celestino,

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we've gone with a rather disgusting can of Monster Juiced,

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which could really, could really, really put the cat amongst the pigeons

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on this, the second world record attempt.

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The first one had to be postponed, put on hiatus for a couple of months there.

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Thank you very much, Jenna Gamble and Prig and Nobby Gobbler,

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Big Tripod, Captain Sack, You're Filthy, Brooklyn Lukey, Nullag.

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I want to just say something here.

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We'll take Moondust out of the equation there if that's okay.

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Thanks very much there.

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A couple of tips came in while I was gone from Tupo.

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Well, three of them actually.

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A five euro tip came in a month ago while I was off air, offline.

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Been doing online courses, you say, for my next job.

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And I saw this.

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It's, I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe at the thought of you going through the course on stream.

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Thanks very much, Flemmag.

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Flemmag.

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He says that he's come across a 9-11 course.

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Such a thing exists.

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And you can pay online and do a course to learn about 9-11.

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So imagine that as a deep dive, doing that as a course.

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Now, I thought that's a great idea, but would there be some sort of copyright issue of me live streaming someone else's course that you have to pay for?

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I believe there would be some kind of discrepancy there.

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I don't want to get into that.

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Fave Doley, thank you very much for your tip while I was off air.

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I'll have a look at that clip later on of the PS2 launch.

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Heavy Rain is great, says Tupo.

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I've downloaded it.

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It might be played at some point over the next while.

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And I Am Jesus Christ Prologue is a game which has been released on Steam.

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You asked me to play that.

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I'll look into it.

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Alan Kaida, Bally Money, thank you very much.

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Ryan McDyar, Schult.

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I'm sorry for racing through these, but I need to make sure that each and every individual tipster runes has been thanked.

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Because I don't want it to fucking come and bite me in the ass later on.

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Alan Kaida, thank you very much.

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Bally Money, Ryan McDyar, Schult.

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Thank you very much.

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Ryan McDyar, thank you very much.

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Hot Jadj.

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First Christmas Pints on Me, thank you very much.

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And Rickum Tin Flick, thank you very much.

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Macron, show the cardinal, thank you very much.

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Going to have a sip of the monster juice in your honour there, Macron.

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Show the cardinal.

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And Norma Foley.

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Will you be rewetting the bar, Mr.

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Fringe Lunati, thank you very much.

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Schnuffles, very kind of you.

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Wanty, thank you very much there.

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And prolapsed Amos.

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Thank you very much there for your tip as well.

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It's a great day for it.

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There could be something afoot, Tom.

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Indeed, well and truly, it's going to be probably one of the greatest speedrun world record Guinness attempts.

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I have ever been honoured to be the support on.

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Great stuff.

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And you're well aware that Guinness are interested.

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Guinness are interested.

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There's a lot of interest in Guinness.

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And I'll tell you another thing.

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It's funny because I'm interested in Guinness as well.

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So it works out both ways.

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We've come full circle in some kind of strangled way.

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We have indeed.

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Schnuffles, thank you very much for the tip there.

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Notorious pint man.

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Very, very kind of you as well.

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Yeah, look.

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I've been interested in the Guinness for quite some time.

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And not just that.

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There's many other stouts, which I could really put my name to if I wanted to.

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But I'm not going to throw my hat into the ring right just now on that.

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Let's just see whether or not the record boys are going to be knocking on our door by the end of this stream.

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We'll have it all wrapped up hardcore mode.

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We're three hours, 11 minutes into the mixer.

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What is going to happen next?

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That's the big question.

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Well, we can only hope.

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We can only dream.

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I think many people have been dreaming of this moment since we last left the building.

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As I recall, we checked out to the beautiful strained tunes.

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Notorious pint man, thank you very much.

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Strained tunes of Eiffel 65's My Console.

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An absolutely overlooked and beautiful cornerstone of Eurodance mania cuneage.

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We might even delve back in there later on.

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We don't know.

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We're going to be really nailed to the wall on this one.

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Irish gamer girl, thank you very much.

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Notorious pint man, thank you very much.

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Delighted to see you back.

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Rust is a lot of fun.

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Rustified and rusty nuts.

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Servers are good.

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I'll check it out, but I mean...

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I mean, I can't check it out just now.

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And also, I'm making promises that...

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I'm writing checks that my ass can't cash regarding the amount of games that get recommended I play.

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Right now, all I can see is setting the world record straight on this.

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Possible war zone.

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Maybe...

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Yeah.

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Look, let's just get this over and done with and then we'll see how we get on.

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Milksnake.

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Thank you very much for the milksnake there.

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It's very, very kind of you.

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Welcome back.

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Let's hit the dip.

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And split the difference on this.

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I'm well equipped today with the...

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Grupo Desportivo Chavez jersey.

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And then we've got these lovely Halford cycling myths, which I have converts...

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Converts...

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Or converted into some new gamer gloves.

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These myths really provide the grip and aggression that I need to have in order to complete my mission with full force feedback.

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It's going to be a bit of a fucking downer buzz on the haptics.

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Yeah.

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You might not be able to handle...

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You might not be able to feel the haptics.

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And the haptic feedback...

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Very, very, very consequential to the outcome of the gameplay.

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Now, do you know where you're going?

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It's been...

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It's been a month.

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Well, it's been fucking two months.

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Thanks very much there.

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Humped us, dumped us.

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And none other than Jackie as well.

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I think we might just have to go down here.

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Let's have a quick look and see what's in the arsenal.

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And that's the Punisher.

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All of these bad boys have been thoroughly ranked up to the nines, to the gills.

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Whatever way you want to skin that fish.

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Fair Redfield, thank you very much.

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Jackie, thank you very much for the tip as...

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Well, we delve down into the back of beyond here,

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the basement where some lovely Baralia...

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Baralia... Baralia... Baralia...

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Baralia... Baralia...

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Have been left for us.

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Including as well, a sensual box.

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Now, just as we're glorying in the...

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Basking in the glory of the sensual box,

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I can hear a few big-time player cats

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limbering up, getting warmed up,

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getting ready to come and give us a fucking Jerry Lee Lewis.

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And that grapple shield.

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What's the... Where's the A button?

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I've been playing with a different controller,

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and I've forgotten what the A button was.

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As you can see here, we're going to whip out the shotgun

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and really take these assholes to town.

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Merry Christmas!

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Christmas came early for you.

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You creep.

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Very, very hard.

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Hard zombies.

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Unit... Unit of a cat. Thank you very much.

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So I just stabbed a man in the neck.

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A lady, I believe.

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A bald-headed lady behind that man with a slash hook.

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Ready to lay siege to my chest or torso.

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Regent Sarah and James, thank you very much there.

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Very, very kind to you.

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And Richie Punx, it has to be said,

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is a kind-hearted soul.

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In and of himself as well.

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Let's have a little look at this and stick a herb inside us,

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just to be sure we're not going to fucking come away from this crying.

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And this is lovely, and that's not great.

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Let's see if we can do damage to this guy.

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Okay, we started.

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These fucking...

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These gloves are shite.

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Getting the gloves off, lads.

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It's rubbish.

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The gloves are coming off.

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This is where the real gameplay begins.

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This is it.

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This is where the real...

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Game audio touch too loud.

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Let's turn that down.

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Let's turn that volume down.

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Yeah, the gamer gloves, look.

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They were for show more than anything.

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They needed to go.

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They needed to fucking go in the bin.

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Don't worry about it.

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Don Bosco, thanks very much.

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SchlugTube, thank you very much.

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Always brings a smile to see you streaming.

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Thank you very much.

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Any advice for the lads out in Paliskenry?

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Having their Christmas party tonight.

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Guess we'll find out.

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Paliskenry.

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Is that a place or is that some sort of portmantle?

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Palestine and then some place called Skenry or something.

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Paliskenry, if it is a real place,

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I apologize for not knowing about you.

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And I'm also amazed that I've lived this long

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without ever hearing that name.

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Very red-faced now if it's the next town over.

259
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,200
Very red-faced indeed.

260
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,500
A quick look at the chat there

261
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,380
to see if it is the next town over.

262
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:13,720
It's Limerick, says Boom Boom 43.

263
00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:17,120
Don't obsess with me all the time.

264
00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,280
Is it? Is it?

265
00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:20,520
You are a liar.

266
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,640
Dara Dermody, thanks very much for your glorious tip.

267
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,020
It is in Limerick.

268
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,520
Number two, Frank McCourt.

269
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:29,480
It is in Limerick.

270
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,020
You have been peddling lies.

271
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:33,220
Just seeing that we have 2,000...

272
00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:36,060
210,716 pesetas.

273
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,140
Which is great news.

274
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,460
And Don Petrescu, thank you very much as well

275
00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:44,820
for your kind art and generous tip, Ripper Rudis.

276
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:48,380
This is what we're going to do in honor of Don right now.

277
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,540
I started...

278
00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:54,420
I thought B was A and I was pressing B.

279
00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:56,220
Pumping B instead of A.

280
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,840
I'm going to let them smack...

281
00:15:58,840 --> 00:15:58,960
Yeah.

282
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,540
Let them have their wicked way here with...

283
00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:04,400
Lady Wong.

284
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,740
This is just...

285
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:10,600
The run hasn't started yet.

286
00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:11,640
The run hasn't started.

287
00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:12,820
Is it still too loud?

288
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,500
We need to air out the kinks in this stream.

289
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:16,600
So is the...

290
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,220
Is the game still loud?

291
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,320
Or is it okay?

292
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,200
New controller, is it?

293
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,300
Bit of Hispanic feedback on the go.

294
00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:27,320
Jordan Jones, how are you?

295
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,160
Thanks for tuning in there to this.

296
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,080
And thank you very much, Liam.

297
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,300
MFing Rogers.

298
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,660
How the hell are you?

299
00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:37,200
The Rogmaster.

300
00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:38,460
The Rogerator.

301
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,520
I hope you're getting on.

302
00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,540
You say you're tuning in from Brussels.

303
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,640
Giving his location away.

304
00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:47,400
If any Rogers fans are out there.

305
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:49,820
You know where to go.

306
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:50,700
You know where to get him.

307
00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:51,440
He's out in Brussels.

308
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,080
But don't be getting him.

309
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:54,700
Unless you're getting him a pint.

310
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:56,040
In which case...

311
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,080
A nice big fat glass of Hoogarden.

312
00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,060
Or Hoogarden.

313
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,040
Whatever way you want to pronounce that.

314
00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:03,000
Is on the cards.

315
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,340
For that man there.

316
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,240
Thanks very much, Liam.

317
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,960
Okay, so that is slightly loud.

318
00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:11,080
Rogers is being doxxed.

319
00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:12,100
B.

320
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:14,580
T-Magic.

321
00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:15,140
Thanks very much.

322
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:16,920
I want the whole town to see me.

323
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,860
B is not A.

324
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,700
On the gamepad.

325
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,120
And we're ready to rock.

326
00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:24,920
Beginning to sweat profusely.

327
00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:26,180
And we haven't even started yet.

328
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:28,760
It's only 7, 18 minutes.

329
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,140
Since the stream began.

330
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:31,380
And unfortunately.

331
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:33,520
The sweat I can feel.

332
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:34,860
Omar.

333
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,620
Thank you very much for your kinder, generous tip.

334
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:42,540
Yeah, I just want to second the thanks there that's been going on.

335
00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:43,220
T-Magic.

336
00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:44,780
Very, very, very kind of you there.

337
00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:46,160
I hope you're getting on well there.

338
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:52,120
I'm very, very kind of you to throw that lovely bit of affection our way.

339
00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:57,880
Now, let's repay the kindness with some real-time Guinness World Record gameplay.

340
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:03,020
I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

341
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:03,980
But what I will do.

342
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:05,840
And what I'm going to do.

343
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,940
Is equip the shotgun.

344
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:12,260
And reload those lovely little shells into it.

345
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:17,440
Is there anything to be said for trying to craft some shotgun shells on the-

346
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,200
No, we won't bother.

347
00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:20,740
Thank you very much, Connor Mac.

348
00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:22,580
96.

349
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:24,980
Put that there.

350
00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:26,920
Equip this bad boy as well.

351
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:28,360
Reload all the weaponry.

352
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:32,120
And just get ready to absolutely desecrate these guys.

353
00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:33,520
We're going for it tonight.

354
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,600
It's going to be done and dusted before.

355
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,660
I'd say before 10 p.m.

356
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:40,640
I'd say before 10 p.m.

357
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:41,460
That's- that's-

358
00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:44,000
And that's a conservative estimate as well.

359
00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,020
We have grenade.

360
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:51,080
Just to give these guys a nice, big, warm, explosive welcome before they come and get us.

361
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:52,640
We'll go with that.

362
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,980
And remember there is that button there.

363
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:01,820
Right, okay.

364
00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:02,240
Now.

365
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:06,360
I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

366
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:07,780
Montecito!

367
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,220
Thank you very much there.

368
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,080
Montecito!

369
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:10,600
Those-

370
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,300
And Connor Mac.

371
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:11,720
Thank you very much.

372
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:16,140
There's a brand new Neil Oliver dropped there this evening.

373
00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:17,180
I haven't watched yet.

374
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,180
But I mean, some of the Caledonian-

375
00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:23,620
Caledonian sooth scene he's been doing has been remarkable.

376
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,740
He even started off saying like,

377
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,000
Jingle bells!

378
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:28,540
Jingle bells!

379
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,300
Or he was-

380
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,320
Last week he was going,

381
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,120
Tis the season to be jolly!

382
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:35,760
And they said something like,

383
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:36,040
Oh yeah.

384
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,300
You better watch out.

385
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,500
You better not cry.

386
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,340
Santa Claus is coming to town.

387
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:43,320
Or is he?

388
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:44,760
Oh yeah.

389
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,180
He's making a list.

390
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:48,080
And he's checking it twice.

391
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,080
Santa Claus.

392
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:54,800
He's trying to find out who's naughty and who's nice.

393
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:58,740
And then he goes off for 10 minutes talking absolute waffle.

394
00:19:58,940 --> 00:19:59,740
And I know waffle.

395
00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:00,640
Because I-

396
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:04,740
I'd like to say I'm nearly in the professional league of waffle talk.

397
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:08,220
But it's hard to even know what the hell that man is getting at.

398
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,100
What his points are.

399
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:15,000
Because he just talks ad nauseum for fucking 15 minutes about any old shite.

400
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,280
Being very vague.

401
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:21,080
Skirting or not pointing, not naming any specific names of the groups that he's on about.

402
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,400
But anyway I'm talking to you.

403
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:22,960
I need to get this.

404
00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:25,080
I need to get these guys dealt with.

405
00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:28,260
All I will say.

406
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,600
Is that I need to run away fast.

407
00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:38,340
And then come back to Neil Oliver for a lovely bit of Montecito stuff in a bit.

408
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:38,980
In a while.

409
00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:43,120
That would really just kind of G us up I imagine.

410
00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:46,160
After maybe chapter 5 or chapter 6.

411
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:49,040
When there needs to be a little bit of pizzazz.

412
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,360
Is this for fucking real?

413
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,360
That was 10 bullets.

414
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:01,640
Holy shite.

415
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,800
Yep there was a lot of weaponry there.

416
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:05,760
Thank you very much there.

417
00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:07,920
I know you Joe and Montecito.

418
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,200
Thank you very much there.

419
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,440
Very very kind of you.

420
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:15,280
Now it would be best to get yourself absolutely herbed up.

421
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,520
You're doing it there Herb Lennon.

422
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:17,040
Nice one.

423
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,300
Handheld gaming devices.

424
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,940
Handheld gaming devices.

425
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,420
Nintendo's Game Boy.

426
00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:30,200
Topo thank you very much for your kind and generous five.

427
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,480
You you pose there.

428
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:33,560
Very very kind of you.

429
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:34,840
Hope you're getting on well.

430
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:35,560
Now.

431
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:36,880
Take this guy.

432
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:37,580
Down.

433
00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:39,140
To well and truly.

434
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:40,140
Chinatown.

435
00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:44,300
Bingo.

436
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,040
Bingo.

437
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:45,660
Bongo.

438
00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:45,760
Bongo.

439
00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:47,400
And that was Bongo.

440
00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:49,140
From fucking Rainbow.

441
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,120
George and Bungle are after you.

442
00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:55,000
Don't even know if Bungle was even in Rainbow.

443
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:56,880
It was Zippy and Bungle.

444
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,280
Was there a George? I'm not sure.

445
00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:03,120
And here we have, I forgot we even had a fella down here who's helping us out.

446
00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:04,940
It's your man, the Spaniard.

447
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:08,100
Don Esteban.

448
00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:15,400
And I want to also really, really offer great, great welcomes.

449
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:21,040
And thank yous to Solomon Simpson and none other than Dunleavy's Sourdough Loaf.

450
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,780
There's Solomon there re-wetting the bogs.

451
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,240
And also Sourdough Loaf, thank you very much.

452
00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:32,280
Could you give a welcome to the galaxy, to all the Belfast babies born since your last stream?

453
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,020
Maybe there, Ellen, Harrison, Santa.

454
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:38,260
Does Tommy have any words of wisdom for wee scamps?

455
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,320
Luis, let it go.

456
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:46,160
I'm not sure. I mean, that's a hell of a lot of babies to have been born since the last bloody stream.

457
00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:49,480
I mean, it's not really in the grand scheme of things, because it's probably a baby born in a minute.

458
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:58,280
But if that was quadruplets or triplets for the same crew, fair play to you and well done, and hopefully it all goes well for you.

459
00:22:58,840 --> 00:22:59,860
Any words of wisdom?

460
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,460
Get bossing.

461
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:08,400
Yeah, use the bus. It's probably the best method of transport in the country at the moment.

462
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:09,560
We're running out of time.

463
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,380
We spent the time we should have spent running our way through these fucking flames.

464
00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:21,660
Wishing well wishes to babies who can't, they haven't even, they can't even know that we're being well wished.

465
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,340
It was for someone else.

466
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:23,840
Tom?

467
00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:31,800
It was, yeah. It was a gesture of goodwill to wish the babies well, but look, we shouldn't have done it.

468
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,000
I rescind the well wishes there.

469
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,680
I'd just like to clamp down on the rescindation of well wishes.

470
00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:41,020
That's not going to happen, I think.

471
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:44,280
Once the well wishes are out, just move on from them then.

472
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,320
There's no taking them back.

473
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:49,740
And I think it's bad form as well, considering someone tipped to rescind the well wish, Tom.

474
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:54,860
Probably is, yeah. Sorry, I'm just on a heightened sense of alert.

475
00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:58,560
And at the moment, we need to really impress Guinness.

476
00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:04,420
Because they spent so long impressing me, it's time for us to fucking return the favor.

477
00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:11,480
As he runs through a pit of flaming, arduous, nightmarish fire.

478
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:12,940
You know what?

479
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:17,220
What? There's nothing wrong going on here with herself.

480
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:22,980
She's well equipped and well set to deal with this situation.

481
00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:24,400
Dublin City Simulator.

482
00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:27,400
Thank you very much for the tip there and the bog wetting as well.

483
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:29,680
And she gets through that very well.

484
00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:37,740
That lovely top that she's wearing, which is all in one piece, seemingly has some sort of fire-resistant qualities about it.

485
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:46,200
And she's got the massive boots that come up to the thighs as well, all wrapped leather-bound, like a lovely buck case.

486
00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:49,320
And she's guns a-blazing.

487
00:24:49,660 --> 00:24:53,640
She's wearing a gun strap that goes across her torso.

488
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,320
And she's got one across the waist as well.

489
00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:59,040
And I dare say she has something going on in the leg.

490
00:24:59,120 --> 00:24:59,520
She does, yeah.

491
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,700
She's got a bit of leg going on as well.

492
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,060
It's a crazy bit of business.

493
00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:06,620
It is a crazy bit of business.

494
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,040
Backdraft situation.

495
00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:10,500
Thank you very much for your tip.

496
00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:12,120
And OB10 spot, Kenobi.

497
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,040
And Conrad.

498
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,900
Thank you very much as well, Conrad.

499
00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:19,820
Lovely cutscene.

500
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,660
It's a lovely cutscene.

501
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,200
Pull yourself together, Luis.

502
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:28,740
Make more.

503
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,300
You know how, just do it.

504
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:38,140
Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on.

505
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,060
The ingredients are out here.

506
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,200
In the castle.

507
00:25:43,260 --> 00:25:47,520
He's a foreign man.

508
00:25:54,860 --> 00:25:55,580
There we go.

509
00:25:55,580 --> 00:25:57,060
Turn that fucking volume down.

510
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,280
That's a killer.

511
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,620
They're just a little bit dizzy there after that fucking thing.

512
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,260
Just need to center myself.

513
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,180
Grogoski, thanks very much.

514
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,660
I'm on the 12 pubs tonight.

515
00:26:08,780 --> 00:26:10,880
Been waiting for the Xmas stream for years.

516
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,880
Don't think I'm not watching.

517
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,840
I'm always watching.

518
00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:15,160
Best of luck and happy Xmas.

519
00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:15,740
Thank you very much.

520
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:16,660
And Victor Meldrew.

521
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,460
Thank you very much.

522
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,960
And none other than Jingle Bell and Sperling.

523
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,860
Very, very kind of you there.

524
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:28,660
I wonder if Bell and Sperling have been doing their fucking Ferragio's.

525
00:26:28,660 --> 00:26:29,780
Obviously he's not been there.

526
00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:30,680
He's been in the jungle.

527
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:37,600
But hopefully now there's some sort of crap roadshow that he fucking starts doing again.

528
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,000
And he wheels those two lads out with.

529
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:40,900
I tell you what.

530
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,960
I haven't seen Bell and Sperling in a while.

531
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,720
But I'm always singing to myself.

532
00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:51,820
I'm always singing their fucking beautiful tune that they reversed.

533
00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:55,960
They did a satirical take on.

534
00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:00,780
I always feel like somebody's watching me.

535
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,280
I'm turning off 5G.

536
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:03,900
Oh.

537
00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:04,040
Oh.

538
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:09,440
And the crowd in that fucking Ferragio on the road.

539
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,760
Ferragio at large show.

540
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,760
Absolutely loved that line.

541
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,940
That was a line that made their night.

542
00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:18,780
And possibly their lives as well.

543
00:27:19,780 --> 00:27:24,180
I always feel like somebody's watching me.

544
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,860
I'm turning off 5G.

545
00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:27,580
Oh.

546
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,520
Thank you very much there.

547
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,580
Leo the wheel.

548
00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:32,260
And shout out to Lisa.

549
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,840
We said dose with the COVID.

550
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,820
Thank you very much there for the tip.

551
00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:37,480
And hopefully that COVID.

552
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,100
Gets the fuck out of town.

553
00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:43,160
Before the big red light.

554
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,620
Pops down your chimnas.

555
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:51,220
Thanks Thomas.

556
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,600
Our horse is under starlight.

557
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,060
But yeah.

558
00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:57,540
Make sure the COVID is well and truly vanquished from the gaff.

559
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,860
Before the big red lad.

560
00:27:58,980 --> 00:28:01,500
Pops his little schnout down your chimnas.

561
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,580
We missed a box down there.

562
00:28:03,780 --> 00:28:05,480
On the 25th of December.

563
00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:08,760
He is ready to break into your gaff.

564
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,260
And this is the thing.

565
00:28:10,420 --> 00:28:12,040
He's not going to rob any of your shite.

566
00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:13,420
He's going to leave stuff.

567
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:14,880
So it's not illegal.

568
00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:17,680
It's perfectly legal to do that.

569
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,420
And I've done it many times as well myself.

570
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:22,300
Throughout the years.

571
00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:23,160
Thanks very much.

572
00:28:23,260 --> 00:28:24,200
Gold bar there.

573
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,000
That's very kind of you.

574
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:25,220
Sorry.

575
00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:28,080
I addressed the gold bar as a tip.

576
00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:30,300
Part of the confusion.

577
00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:33,120
Which is all part of the stream I suppose.

578
00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:34,520
Ghetto farmulas.

579
00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:35,700
Thank you very much there.

580
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,680
And horses under starlight.

581
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:38,500
Thank you very much.

582
00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:42,120
I always feel like somebody's watching me.

583
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,280
I'm turning off 5G.

584
00:28:44,660 --> 00:28:45,060
Whoa.

585
00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:46,500
Where's the key?

586
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,200
But not for this stream.

587
00:28:48,420 --> 00:28:53,320
Because I have an air 5G enabled modem.

588
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:57,220
Which I don't think even connects to 5G.

589
00:28:57,460 --> 00:28:59,720
I think it's only getting me 4G speeds.

590
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:01,260
But that's that.

591
00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:04,600
And another beautiful cut scene.

592
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:05,980
No end to this.

593
00:29:05,980 --> 00:29:08,260
It won't be my finest effort.

594
00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:10,600
But it might just work.

595
00:29:12,220 --> 00:29:12,520
Ada.

596
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,700
Find these ingredients.

597
00:29:16,660 --> 00:29:17,880
Just maybe.

598
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:19,800
I can make a new batch of medicine.

599
00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:21,480
I was supposed to play another game.

600
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:22,300
Time's not her friend.

601
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,120
You go.

602
00:29:23,540 --> 00:29:24,040
Find them.

603
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,720
Now we'll go grab the ember.

604
00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:27,680
Wish me luck.

605
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:31,920
Wish me luck.

606
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:34,240
Sorry about that.

607
00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:35,980
Bit of a burp there.

608
00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:36,240
Sorry.

609
00:29:37,940 --> 00:29:38,580
Red ink.

610
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,100
Bindery.

611
00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:39,820
Great.

612
00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:40,560
Some fucking.

613
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:41,820
Oh yeah.

614
00:29:41,860 --> 00:29:45,720
So now you have to do that thing where she uses her spider senses to see the footprints.

615
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:47,360
Red ink.

616
00:29:48,140 --> 00:29:49,080
Minerals in the ink.

617
00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:50,420
The yeast in the bottle.

618
00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:51,780
The substance in the scales.

619
00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:53,120
The butterfly wings.

620
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:58,320
Each of these has the special properties we require to make the soap present.

621
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:03,480
If I extract the ingredients and mix them with the chemicals I have on hand.

622
00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:04,220
That should do it.

623
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:05,520
That should do it.

624
00:30:05,860 --> 00:30:08,000
I added an extra that should do it there at the end.

625
00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:09,720
Just to give it a bit of extra pump.

626
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,400
Shmoobly dong.

627
00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:16,120
Thank you very much.

628
00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:17,460
And Kevin Beijing.

629
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:18,260
Thank you very much.

630
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,820
Thank you very, very, very much.

631
00:30:24,820 --> 00:30:27,060
Grandmaster Thomas Schlug.

632
00:30:27,140 --> 00:30:28,120
Thank you very much as well.

633
00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:28,820
Very, very kind.

634
00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:29,000
Yeah.

635
00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:37,000
Seem to be on a situational quest here where we have to acquire three sacred items.

636
00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:40,820
I forget what the others are, but they're...

637
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:43,780
Right, anyway.

638
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:44,500
Could be an...

639
00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:45,180
Could be an...

640
00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:46,660
All right.

641
00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:47,140
First.

642
00:30:47,140 --> 00:30:47,240
First.

643
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:48,360
The boundary.

644
00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:49,180
Thanks, Tom.

645
00:30:50,220 --> 00:30:52,340
I think that game is a bit loud.

646
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,900
Let's turn that volume down again.

647
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,640
I wish that there was like a fucking air customer service.

648
00:30:58,720 --> 00:30:59,180
Thank you very much.

649
00:30:59,260 --> 00:30:59,700
I wish...

650
00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:00,400
Look at these guys.

651
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,000
I wish there was an automated leveler.

652
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,380
But then again, how would that work?

653
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:08,440
Because...

654
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,440
That was funny.

655
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,400
That was funny.

656
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:10,780
I hope...

657
00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:18,820
Do you want some of this?

658
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:20,720
Merry Christmas.

659
00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:24,540
And a happy new year.

660
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,720
Well, I mean, an automated volume leveler.

661
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,720
How would it know when?

662
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,320
It just wouldn't.

663
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,540
Well, you never know.

664
00:31:33,620 --> 00:31:40,620
With the advent of the artificial intelligence age, which we're all living in now, it could become a reality at some point.

665
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,820
In the not too distant future.

666
00:31:42,820 --> 00:31:46,480
It is all the rage at the moment.

667
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:47,080
And the AI.

668
00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:49,280
It's AI this and AI that.

669
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,420
And have you seen AI?

670
00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:53,340
Did you do any AI the weekend?

671
00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:55,500
How's your father?

672
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,500
Is he still on the AI?

673
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,060
How is everything with yourself anyway?

674
00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:01,500
Sorry.

675
00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:03,520
I can't listen to you answer.

676
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,540
I'm actually doing a bit of AI myself.

677
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,840
I'm on the AI all week, actually.

678
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,000
Air customer service.

679
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,280
Thank you very much for your AI.

680
00:32:11,420 --> 00:32:12,620
Grandmaster Thomas Schlug.

681
00:32:13,740 --> 00:32:16,160
Very, very, very kind of you as well.

682
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,880
Air customer service says, what do you want for 50 quid a month like?

683
00:32:20,420 --> 00:32:25,600
Well, I know that the thing is, I've never been on to air customer service because I've heard they're terrible.

684
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:33,320
But we're living in rural scape where it's like there's no fucking...

685
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:39,080
I've gone on about this on stream too many times before for me to be shitting on about it now.

686
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,840
Let's save the game and talk to this chap here and get this speed run done.

687
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,580
You know my gripes with the whole air thing.

688
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,660
The whole national broadband rollout plan.

689
00:32:48,740 --> 00:32:50,000
You know my gripes with that.

690
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,640
Okay, I don't need to keep on reiterating myself.

691
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:58,800
You might be interested in tuning up a few of your items there on...

692
00:32:58,800 --> 00:32:59,800
You seem to be doing interesting.

693
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,240
Good luck to you, stranger.

694
00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:03,560
You could actually go to look at everything as Max shouts.

695
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,080
Be grand.

696
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:07,620
Max Payne.

697
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,060
Now go and cause some mayhem.

698
00:33:11,060 --> 00:33:13,720
We've got our...

699
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:17,880
We've got those couple of yokes, two tablets.

700
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,860
And we're gonna take those tablets down town.

701
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,940
There's no point in this raccoon for some reason.

702
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:26,320
A raccoon.

703
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,460
She stops and has a look at it.

704
00:33:28,460 --> 00:33:29,340
Yes, this is fate.

705
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:35,780
Now we need to go down to the room and stick those plate tablets into the fucking yoke.

706
00:33:37,380 --> 00:33:38,520
Have a little look here.

707
00:33:38,580 --> 00:33:39,820
Now put that in there.

708
00:33:40,660 --> 00:33:42,560
And we'll put one in here as well.

709
00:33:42,780 --> 00:33:43,100
Bam.

710
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:44,480
And now...

711
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:48,160
Now what we need is a red shell upstairs.

712
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,460
Red shell upstairs in a square.

713
00:33:51,620 --> 00:33:53,100
Red shell upstairs in a square.

714
00:33:53,340 --> 00:33:54,000
Now left.

715
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,280
What's the left one telling us to do?

716
00:33:56,340 --> 00:33:57,480
It's the fucking...

717
00:33:58,220 --> 00:33:58,480
Is it...

718
00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:00,760
Is it an octagonal?

719
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,360
It's an octagonal thing.

720
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:04,460
I don't know what that is.

721
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:05,160
Is it a butterfly?

722
00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:06,000
We don't know.

723
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:07,540
Put that one there.

724
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:09,520
It's...

725
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:10,800
It's just done.

726
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:15,180
It's just done and that's just the way it happens when you're doing these world record attempts.

727
00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:17,640
Because obviously you know everything.

728
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,800
The first ingredient should be in this room.

729
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:22,760
It would be good.

730
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,560
And Ada Wang, they're just letting you know.

731
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,000
In her soul she's a...

732
00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:31,280
Very, very calm, cool, calm, collected woman.

733
00:34:31,940 --> 00:34:36,000
She is in the face of all adversity that she's facing throughout doing this.

734
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,680
And manages to keep her...

735
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,000
Her style...

736
00:34:39,540 --> 00:34:41,620
Well and truly fine-tuned.

737
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,440
Kerry, thank you very much there for foraging us.

738
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,260
Five hours there.

739
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:47,440
Very, very kind.

740
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,260
You indeed.

741
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:55,160
We have something up there that we need to shoot.

742
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,400
There's a little fucking puzzle piece over here.

743
00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:58,380
It tells us what to do.

744
00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,200
We...

745
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,140
We do the press.

746
00:35:00,220 --> 00:35:01,880
It's an old style press.

747
00:35:01,980 --> 00:35:03,060
It's beautiful as well.

748
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,400
And just...

749
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,800
As we're twisting the press...

750
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:07,380
None other...

751
00:35:08,660 --> 00:35:09,380
Than Aaron Flood...

752
00:35:10,540 --> 00:35:11,380
Cruising in there...

753
00:35:12,220 --> 00:35:13,380
With a beautiful...

754
00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:17,260
Incapable tip.

755
00:35:18,380 --> 00:35:19,280
For I say incapable.

756
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,100
And it's an absolute misnomer.

757
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:22,820
Purely capable.

758
00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:24,500
The Floodmeister General.

759
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,320
He's on Rogers' level.

760
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:27,960
It's Rogers and Flood.

761
00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:30,720
It's a duo to end all duos.

762
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,160
A dynamic duo.

763
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:33,620
Batman and Robin.

764
00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:36,560
Floodman and Rog...

765
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,100
Rogan.

766
00:35:38,660 --> 00:35:40,600
Rogers and Floodin'.

767
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:40,920
Now.

768
00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:42,680
One, two, three.

769
00:35:42,780 --> 00:35:44,640
We have to shoot these in order as I recall.

770
00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:45,300
It's a left.

771
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,060
It's the top right and the bottom right.

772
00:35:47,060 --> 00:35:50,020
Will you be rewetting the bar, minister?

773
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,720
Thank you very much, Kendo Nagasaki.

774
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,540
Very, very kindly for your tip as well.

775
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,580
And devoted to hentai.

776
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,020
Thank you very much for your tip.

777
00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:00,060
And that's a beautiful situation.

778
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,660
We've managed to align those shields.

779
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:03,960
And that's...

780
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,520
How is all this connected, you know?

781
00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:08,060
It's a very medieval...

782
00:36:08,820 --> 00:36:10,220
Fucking place that we're in.

783
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,060
You'd wonder how all these...

784
00:36:12,060 --> 00:36:14,120
Things were concocted and put together.

785
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,760
Stair Chicken, thanks very much.

786
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,280
We have another beautiful cutscene.

787
00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:19,320
The game keeps on providing here.

788
00:36:19,380 --> 00:36:20,000
The entertainment.

789
00:36:20,740 --> 00:36:22,200
Let's see what's going on here.

790
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:40,300
You can stop right there, Leon.

791
00:36:44,380 --> 00:36:46,100
Would it make me use this?

792
00:36:46,860 --> 00:36:47,440
Would you?

793
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:52,220
Well, after six years, that is one hell of a greeting.

794
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:53,620
Ada.

795
00:36:54,620 --> 00:36:56,200
You don't seem surprised.

796
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:58,500
Interesting.

797
00:37:05,780 --> 00:37:07,420
Try using knives next time.

798
00:37:08,180 --> 00:37:09,340
Better for close encounters.

799
00:37:09,340 --> 00:37:12,220
Not a bad move.

800
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:14,380
Very smooth.

801
00:37:15,380 --> 00:37:17,280
So who are you working for this time?

802
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:18,340
Oh, Leon.

803
00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:18,660
Ryan Walsh.

804
00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:19,820
That's who we're working for.

805
00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:21,020
Thanks very much for the tip.

806
00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:21,360
You know I know what you can tell.

807
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,680
And no...

808
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:24,240
And noor.

809
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:25,080
Thank you very much.

810
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:29,400
Leave the girl.

811
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,720
She's lost no matter what.

812
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:35,180
You walk away now.

813
00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:36,440
And who knows?

814
00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:39,000
Maybe you'll live to meet me again.

815
00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:40,740
Is the microphone not loud enough?

816
00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:42,060
And then I might get you that greeting you were looking for.

817
00:37:43,460 --> 00:37:45,080
You think I'm going to give up that ease?

818
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:45,240
There's a few...

819
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:49,180
People in the chat there saying you're not loud enough, Tom.

820
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:49,720
Talk again.

821
00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:50,140
Right.

822
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:51,760
Yep.

823
00:37:51,860 --> 00:37:52,760
One, two, one, two.

824
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,240
How about we continue this discussion at a time?

825
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:54,560
One, two, three.

826
00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:55,120
One, two, three.

827
00:37:55,180 --> 00:37:55,740
One, two, three.

828
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,280
One, two, three.

829
00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:04,040
I think that's the best we can do it.

830
00:38:04,580 --> 00:38:05,060
I'm afraid.

831
00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:09,660
That's better.

832
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,300
Thanks very much.

833
00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:11,060
Conrad.

834
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,400
Ben Horst.

835
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:12,800
Connor.

836
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:13,220
Finn.

837
00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:13,640
Drew.

838
00:38:13,740 --> 00:38:13,960
Leon.

839
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,820
Kerry says it's better.

840
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:18,560
Antonio Fola says it's better as well.

841
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:19,300
Ryan Walsh.

842
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,040
Thank you very much.

843
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,820
If you're wondering what the hell's going on and why I'm...

844
00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:24,160
jumping around like a fucking idiot,

845
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:30,160
you have to really look into the ingredient list on the back of this monster-juiced energy.

846
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,500
Thank you very much, the gimp of peace.

847
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,420
Tagline, unleash the beast.

848
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:43,340
Following Halloween each year, friends and family gather to celebrate Dia de los Muertos,

849
00:38:43,580 --> 00:38:44,080
Dia de los Muertos, Dia de los Muertos.

850
00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:49,020
Marigold's mysticism and memories combined with food and drink.

851
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,740
Potato, thank you very much.

852
00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:53,340
Narubu.

853
00:38:53,420 --> 00:38:53,900
Thank you very much.

854
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,080
The souls...

855
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,440
The party of the souls joined the party.

856
00:38:57,540 --> 00:38:57,960
Mango Loco.

857
00:38:58,140 --> 00:39:02,360
Heavenly blend of exotic juice is certain to attract even the most stubborn spirit.

858
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,000
Crazy good taste.

859
00:39:04,380 --> 00:39:07,880
With just enough that monster magic to keep the party going for days.

860
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,360
I would personally never even bother my arse drinking this,

861
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:18,660
only for the fact that I noticed that it does yield great stream returns.

862
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,720
That's what I noticed in the past.

863
00:39:20,940 --> 00:39:25,880
But it does also, if abused, fuck up your sleep.

864
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,260
Especially after 8pm in the evening.

865
00:39:28,260 --> 00:39:31,260
But look, we're here for a good time, not a long time.

866
00:39:31,740 --> 00:39:36,980
The thing is, if you're here having a good time all the time, you won't be here for a long time.

867
00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:37,500
Do you know what I mean?

868
00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:40,980
Yeah, that's the truth.

869
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:45,720
You need to also remember to do everything in moderation and not to tear the arse out of it.

870
00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:48,140
Otherwise, it'll tear your arse out.

871
00:39:49,180 --> 00:39:50,080
And that won't be pretty.

872
00:39:51,820 --> 00:39:52,740
It really won't.

873
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,420
Ballinar brew, thank you very much.

874
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,040
Dark cowboy, thank you very much.

875
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,880
The fermented one, thank you very much as well.

876
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:04,440
So we'll...

877
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,880
A nice hearty swig of that.

878
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,120
Your rhetoric will smother you.

879
00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:12,240
We'll combine that with sponsors of the show.

880
00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:14,900
San Celestino.

881
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,160
An amazing product.

882
00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:19,180
The product of Italy.

883
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,240
If you haven't heard me go on about this,

884
00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:22,860
I went on about it at the beginning.

885
00:40:23,060 --> 00:40:24,020
It's brilliant stuff.

886
00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:25,800
It's a bottle.

887
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:28,420
It's a preventing ocean plastic,

888
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,580
even though it is a plastic bottle.

889
00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:31,840
I don't know how it's doing that.

890
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:38,340
From the Italian Alps, sourced in Lisa in Piscina, Italy.

891
00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:40,900
Bottled by Fonte di Piscina Spa.

892
00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:45,960
Any else there on the side yet?

893
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:49,480
Gushing from a spring at 630 metres.

894
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:56,080
This natural sparkling mineral water is bottled in the small town of Piscina,

895
00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:59,000
at the foot of the Mount Piscina,

896
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,380
in the little Dolomites.

897
00:41:01,380 --> 00:41:03,960
Lovely stuff.

898
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,920
Crazy bit of business.

899
00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:08,580
What's the cap off?

900
00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:11,020
What's the fizz pop like when you take the cap off?

901
00:41:12,020 --> 00:41:13,360
I'll fucking tell you right now.

902
00:41:13,740 --> 00:41:15,140
Hopefully the microphone will get this.

903
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:23,100
Hopefully the cheap and nasty software voice enhancer doesn't take away the hiss.

904
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:23,940
Because it probably does.

905
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,300
Because I've noticed that when I'm talking into this,

906
00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:28,540
and the soft, the, whatchamacallit,

907
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,760
voice enhancer software,

908
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,200
which is meant to make the voice sound good in the microphone.

909
00:41:33,780 --> 00:41:36,460
Because I'm not fucking buying one of those expensive microphones.

910
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:42,280
It does it in a way that it isolates some sounds.

911
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,080
And then sometimes when you pronounce S's,

912
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,560
I watch the streams back and it just sounds like a big lisp.

913
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:49,380
Which is not great.

914
00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:50,440
It's not my style.

915
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,600
And there was a hiss.

916
00:41:52,820 --> 00:41:54,680
I'm not sure if it even registered.

917
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:56,260
Did it register?

918
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:01,440
That.

919
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,040
That's the San Celestino.

920
00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:09,880
That's the San Celestino fizz we all know and love.

921
00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:14,220
There was a little sismis.

922
00:42:14,780 --> 00:42:15,700
Big time hiss.

923
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,240
Lovely hiss.

924
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:20,420
Great stuff.

925
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:25,040
Do you reckon if they put one of the parasites from this game into an XL bully,

926
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,600
it'll be game over, asks Aaron Flood.

927
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:30,900
It would be game over.

928
00:42:31,820 --> 00:42:32,640
Completely, totally.

929
00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:35,780
I've seen a video the other day of a giant XL bully

930
00:42:35,780 --> 00:42:37,480
fucking pulling a car.

931
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,760
And its owner had like a fucking treat, like a pig's ear.

932
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,020
And it was just fucking trying to get the pig's ear.

933
00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:45,980
But it was attached to a harness,

934
00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:49,560
which was attached to a truck or a car or something.

935
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,160
Strong fuckers.

936
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:54,660
Insane animals.

937
00:42:55,340 --> 00:43:00,540
You'd wonder what the, uh, what the motives are for the owners getting those animals.

938
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,660
Archbishop Len Facky.

939
00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:03,880
Thank you very much there.

940
00:43:04,580 --> 00:43:05,600
Careless Lisper.

941
00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:06,420
Thank you very much.

942
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,620
Give back stateside shoe.

943
00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:09,380
Thank you very much.

944
00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:11,040
Leon from Steps.

945
00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:12,400
And the fermented one.

946
00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:14,440
Thank you very much as well, Ballinar Brew.

947
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,540
Can you wish Owen Kremen all the best?

948
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:21,180
He's listening to you now and making the long way down to Mallow tonight.

949
00:43:21,820 --> 00:43:23,000
To Lucia and Santi.

950
00:43:23,140 --> 00:43:26,600
Well, that is absolutely amazing stuff altogether.

951
00:43:26,860 --> 00:43:31,300
I would love to be making my way down to Mallow tonight.

952
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:35,480
It would just be a dreamy, dreamy evening on a bus.

953
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,400
Probably having to get a connection in Galway.

954
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,820
Then having to get a connection in Limerick.

955
00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:42,800
I love all that stuff.

956
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,860
It really is great.

957
00:43:45,860 --> 00:43:46,440
Hiss Master.

958
00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:48,420
Thank you very much there for that tip as well.

959
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:51,960
Hopefully there's no hiss coming off of what's going on here.

960
00:43:52,420 --> 00:43:53,960
Now we're back into it.

961
00:43:54,020 --> 00:43:54,620
The thick of it.

962
00:43:54,740 --> 00:43:56,180
Let's use this red ink.

963
00:43:56,780 --> 00:43:57,620
No, let's not.

964
00:43:57,740 --> 00:43:58,260
We can't.

965
00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:04,220
What we have to do is do some sort of fetch quest puzzle based scenario.

966
00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:09,780
Wherein we managed to acquire another torch for this.

967
00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:13,400
I don't even know what the names of these things are.

968
00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:16,280
But they're goat headed dreamers.

969
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:19,780
With a few puzzles.

970
00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:24,020
To solve right now.

971
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:26,560
Yep.

972
00:44:26,780 --> 00:44:29,020
You've got the imprint of a beast.

973
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:30,860
On a door.

974
00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:32,880
Can you do something about that?

975
00:44:33,100 --> 00:44:33,500
You can.

976
00:44:33,620 --> 00:44:34,700
There's something there you can shoot.

977
00:44:34,820 --> 00:44:35,240
Good man.

978
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,460
And if you have something else you can shoot to open that.

979
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:39,500
Oh, here we go.

980
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,000
Lovely schnaf.

981
00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:43,260
Peace.

982
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:44,280
Pig.

983
00:44:44,580 --> 00:44:44,980
Grandad.

984
00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:45,860
Thank you very much.

985
00:44:45,860 --> 00:44:49,440
And Jamaica welcomes you as well.

986
00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:50,940
What Jamaica that time?

987
00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:52,980
Thank you very much.

988
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,860
Very, very kind of the tipster runes.

989
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:56,060
Whoever did that.

990
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:02,300
Now, quickly have a little look here and make sure we know exactly how we're going to get out of here.

991
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:03,840
Because I think you did this with Leon.

992
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,960
So they're double dipping.

993
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,460
I think they're double dipping here.

994
00:45:08,460 --> 00:45:11,840
I'm making us do stuff that Leon already did.

995
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:13,640
Darren Mac.

996
00:45:14,060 --> 00:45:15,460
Thank you very much for the tip there.

997
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:16,460
Two snakes.

998
00:45:16,460 --> 00:45:26,160
Open sesame.

999
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:30,520
Open sesame.

1000
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,160
A lovely sesame seed bun.

1001
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:35,740
How's the form.

1002
00:45:35,740 --> 00:45:35,740
How's the form?

1003
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:36,580
Francis and Tommy.

1004
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:37,580
Long time no see.

1005
00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:38,740
Good to see us back on the streams.

1006
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:39,420
Thanks very much.

1007
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:45,020
We had to come back for the fucking world record was on hiatus.

1008
00:45:45,140 --> 00:45:46,360
It had to be set as well.

1009
00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:54,440
I just wanted to tantalize the steam running, speed running community out there.

1010
00:45:54,620 --> 00:45:57,600
Because they knew what was afoot and they wanted it.

1011
00:45:57,860 --> 00:45:59,660
But we wanted to keep them on tenderhooks, Tom.

1012
00:45:59,740 --> 00:46:00,000
Didn't we?

1013
00:46:00,580 --> 00:46:00,880
Tom.

1014
00:46:02,540 --> 00:46:03,860
We did indeed.

1015
00:46:04,740 --> 00:46:06,020
We did indeed.

1016
00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:07,100
Lele.

1017
00:46:07,660 --> 00:46:08,300
Makeda.

1018
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,480
Thank you very much, sir.

1019
00:46:11,300 --> 00:46:12,820
Now, you've got another bird.

1020
00:46:12,940 --> 00:46:14,340
Is that another bloody...

1021
00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:15,400
You need another eagle.

1022
00:46:16,460 --> 00:46:17,480
Kind of...

1023
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,240
A bit German, those eagles.

1024
00:46:20,340 --> 00:46:20,580
Are they?

1025
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,620
They do look German.

1026
00:46:23,820 --> 00:46:26,000
There's an air of menace about them.

1027
00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:28,500
And that'll be the Germanics.

1028
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,400
It's a crimson lantern.

1029
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,180
And look at this beautiful contraption.

1030
00:46:36,580 --> 00:46:37,260
Right, okay, come on.

1031
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:38,820
What the fuck with these things?

1032
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:40,600
Okay, so three eagles.

1033
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:44,460
Come on!

1034
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:47,180
Come on!

1035
00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:48,380
No!

1036
00:46:53,020 --> 00:47:17,860
Uh, a fuckin' three shrimps. A shrimp. A shrimp. No! No! Another fish. Vinegar stroke 69. Thanks for the tip. And then two snakes. The twin snakes.

1037
00:47:17,860 --> 00:47:38,560
Come on. Good job I saw that. Good job I saw the little opening there for the hookshot, because I was about to do one of these.

1038
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:55,960
In order to celebrate my amazing escape from an equally amazing contraption. You'd wonder who made it, because I've seen the cut of the lads that are hanging around this fuckin' thing. It doesn't even look like they'd be able to tie their shoes.

1039
00:47:56,680 --> 00:48:03,680
Uh, I doubt they'd be able to come up and formulate and construct such an elaborate fuckin' piece.

1040
00:48:04,460 --> 00:48:11,780
But again, it's all part of the emuzzlement with this game. And if I was her, I'd smash that fuckin' thing right open.

1041
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:22,440
And I'd take that stuff, put it in a sack, some great crockery, and I'd sell it in a car boot when I got back to Japan, or America, wherever she goes after this.

1042
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:27,420
I'm not sure if they have car boot sales in Japan. They probably do. They probably do.

1043
00:48:28,980 --> 00:48:29,340
Tom?

1044
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:42,160
Couldn't fuckin' tell you to be honest, but I mean, if I was ever in Japan, I'd definitely ask around if there's any car boot sales going on. Anything at all. It's nice to get down to America's. Get a few Belgians, you know.

1045
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,100
Will you be rewetting the Prime Minister?

1046
00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:54,920
Irish Aviation Authority, thank you very much for your kind, heart, and generous tip. Can you shout out the big bald man, Mr. Phelan, for all his help with my applications? Well, hopefully that's not an insult to him.

1047
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,240
Looks like something not here.

1048
00:48:56,240 --> 00:49:06,260
With that. Apologies for reading that out, and if you are bald, uh, Mr. Phelan, then, look, fuckin' enjoy it.

1049
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,880
Bye, Pat, thank you very much for the tip as well. Very kind of ya.

1050
00:49:13,100 --> 00:49:18,860
Bye, Pat says, don't read this out loud, but, and I'm not gonna read it out, but I'm gonna read it now, and, oh, fuck.

1051
00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:25,780
Hang on. We, we need to really think here, because there's one of these knights of the realm.

1052
00:49:25,780 --> 00:49:29,120
We're trying to fuckin' have his wicked way with us.

1053
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:39,220
Bag of boxes. Thank you very much there. Bag of boxes, and none other than Bi-Pat, for your kind-hearted and generous tips.

1054
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:48,000
Wasn't a great spin on that, but I'm not too arsed about getting a great spin on it, after I've already done that thing.

1055
00:49:48,660 --> 00:49:49,880
And it didn't feel that good.

1056
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,860
Jordan B. Neeterson, thank you very much for the tip there as well.

1057
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,880
Just gonna read Bi-Pat's message there for a moment.

1058
00:49:57,100 --> 00:49:58,300
Don't, uh, you know.

1059
00:49:58,880 --> 00:49:59,880
That's superior to the map.

1060
00:50:00,620 --> 00:50:11,420
Okay, okay, okay, so you're actually recommending another, uh, version of this particular drink, but you probably didn't want me to read out loud so it wasn't giving them free advertising.

1061
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,240
Let's just see how we get on here.

1062
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:21,820
The only advertising we want to dish out is, of course, to San Celestino, Italy's premier sparkling mineral.

1063
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:27,780
Sourced at the foot of the fuckin' Himalayas out there in northern Italy.

1064
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,820
A beautiful mountain stream drink.

1065
00:50:35,820 --> 00:50:36,820
Ciao, bueno.

1066
00:50:36,820 --> 00:50:36,820
Ciao, bueno.

1067
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:42,540
And that's a lovely bit of Italian for you as well, just to make you feel at home.

1068
00:50:43,980 --> 00:50:45,220
Uh, bag of boxes.

1069
00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:46,580
Very, very kind of you there.

1070
00:50:46,660 --> 00:50:47,380
Let's get this going.

1071
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,420
Let's get this going.

1072
00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:50,260
Bit of lag there.

1073
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,540
Hopefully there's no lag on the stream.

1074
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,440
Uh, put your microphone up now.

1075
00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:59,020
Is my microphone too loud, is it?

1076
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:00,200
Or too, too quiet?

1077
00:51:01,140 --> 00:51:01,740
Let's go on.

1078
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:02,980
Oh, here we go.

1079
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:04,420
One, two, one, two, one, two.

1080
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,260
One, two, one, two.

1081
00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:11,160
Are you still there?

1082
00:51:12,420 --> 00:51:13,180
I'm still here.

1083
00:51:13,220 --> 00:51:14,340
I think it's loud enough.

1084
00:51:14,740 --> 00:51:15,780
Just test yourself there.

1085
00:51:17,060 --> 00:51:17,640
One, two.

1086
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:18,740
Let's test this out.

1087
00:51:18,820 --> 00:51:19,180
One, two.

1088
00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:20,960
It's hitting the yellow, so it should be fine.

1089
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,260
Ciao, bueno.

1090
00:51:25,100 --> 00:51:25,540
Ultimo.

1091
00:51:26,580 --> 00:51:29,380
Uh, let's just stick a herb into us again.

1092
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:30,600
At pace.

1093
00:51:30,780 --> 00:51:32,260
We've maxed out our health bar.

1094
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,780
Let's rearrange this situation like that.

1095
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:39,140
Maybe even concoct a few shotgun shells if we have them.

1096
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:40,620
Yes, we do.

1097
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:43,040
It's great to have this little situation going here.

1098
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:46,840
As we said before on the stream, it's not what you do, it's how you do it.

1099
00:51:46,860 --> 00:51:50,000
And at the moment, we're doing pretty, pretty well.

1100
00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:55,340
We've really circumvented a few fucking incursions with bad bastards.

1101
00:51:55,720 --> 00:52:00,020
Now we're just reloading and restocking and getting all the stock ready for Christmas.

1102
00:52:00,020 --> 00:52:00,940
I'll tell you what.

1103
00:52:01,020 --> 00:52:03,020
A flashbang wouldn't go astray.

1104
00:52:03,460 --> 00:52:04,720
We throw a flashbang into the mix.

1105
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:08,660
This guy is going to get a fucking lights out heart attack surprise.

1106
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:09,440
Let's have a little look.

1107
00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:18,260
That's great.

1108
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:18,960
Now, come on.

1109
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,120
Melee the cunt.

1110
00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:26,660
And now, time to whip out the shotty too hottie.

1111
00:52:26,780 --> 00:52:27,280
Here we go.

1112
00:52:28,900 --> 00:52:34,120
And that's going to fucking really set the tone for the rest of the evening.

1113
00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:35,680
A beautiful piece of killing.

1114
00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:37,800
Really was.

1115
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:45,080
And it's not really that classy to glory in the fucking killing of another spirit or being.

1116
00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:47,540
But these guys really deserve it.

1117
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,760
I would say now, they wouldn't lash a minute out there.

1118
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,440
The foot of the dolmites.

1119
00:52:53,140 --> 00:52:55,920
Out in Italy, getting their San Celestino.

1120
00:52:56,100 --> 00:52:58,960
I don't have any of these guys even drink water or the fucking shit on them.

1121
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:00,960
That's it.

1122
00:53:01,020 --> 00:53:01,480
Another one.

1123
00:53:01,660 --> 00:53:03,380
You need to hit the glory bit.

1124
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:07,120
Lovely stuff.

1125
00:53:07,260 --> 00:53:10,000
Now, get out the fucking big, the big boys.

1126
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:16,640
I'm going to go with the shotgun here and see how we fare with this.

1127
00:53:16,780 --> 00:53:17,800
We know how it works.

1128
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:19,660
We know how it works.

1129
00:53:20,180 --> 00:53:21,220
And that's another one.

1130
00:53:21,260 --> 00:53:26,080
You could even hear a kind of sick, sick squeak of a man.

1131
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,840
It sounded like a mouse inside.

1132
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:29,960
It was trapped inside him.

1133
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:31,820
Just squeaking, trying to get out.

1134
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:38,320
That was the last bit of air escaping from his pulsating head.

1135
00:53:38,460 --> 00:53:39,340
Would you call that a head?

1136
00:53:39,380 --> 00:53:41,020
I'm not even sure what the fuck that was.

1137
00:53:42,020 --> 00:53:46,540
It was an absolute scene and a half is what it was.

1138
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:50,700
And it was, it looked like it needed some medical, swift medical attention.

1139
00:53:50,940 --> 00:53:56,980
But yet again, I don't think any of these people even know what a hospital is or even a first aid box.

1140
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:00,520
I mean, these guys, they're walking around.

1141
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,040
They're encased, ensconced in metal.

1142
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:07,380
And they're trying to do damage at an alarming rate.

1143
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,520
It boggles the mind.

1144
00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:10,880
It's a real mind twister.

1145
00:54:13,820 --> 00:54:14,900
Great stuff, Tom.

1146
00:54:15,020 --> 00:54:15,960
Thanks very much for that.

1147
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:25,180
It's great to have the fucking bit of colour analysis going on there as well as we head first into a fucking nightmare realm.

1148
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:30,640
Another intriguing and intricate golden clad puzzle room.

1149
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:35,860
And a line-up that would fucking strike the fear into the heart of any defence at all.

1150
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:37,120
Imagine that.

1151
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:43,800
Fucking left wing, right wing and centre forward there coming at you like Cleopatra backed up by these lads.

1152
00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:46,980
Another four crackerjackers there.

1153
00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:48,420
And another lad at the back.

1154
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:49,320
So there's two at the back.

1155
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,840
And then they're playing with two wingers each side.

1156
00:54:53,140 --> 00:54:55,300
And then two central defenders at the back.

1157
00:54:55,800 --> 00:55:00,420
Trying to defend that fucking piece of itemry over there.

1158
00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:00,740
Don't worry.

1159
00:55:00,860 --> 00:55:02,240
Another bottle or something.

1160
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,640
All I can say is it's gonna get nasty.

1161
00:55:05,740 --> 00:55:06,500
It's gonna get messy.

1162
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:09,760
And it's going to require a lot of skill.

1163
00:55:10,260 --> 00:55:13,480
It's going to require big brain manoeuvres.

1164
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:24,180
And all I can say is I hope my brain is big enough to really fucking worm my way out of this horrible hole I found myself in at the moment.

1165
00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:26,320
It's going to get messy, Tom.

1166
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:28,140
It's gonna get messy.

1167
00:55:28,340 --> 00:55:29,960
It's the way it always is, you know.

1168
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:33,920
You need to head into the fucking battle with a pragmatic mindset.

1169
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,640
Make sure you're not going to be crying tears of spilt milk.

1170
00:55:38,260 --> 00:55:38,740
Indeed.

1171
00:55:39,940 --> 00:55:42,400
Endeavor not to spill any milk whatsoever.

1172
00:55:43,820 --> 00:55:48,060
The fortunate thing for us is that we don't carry milk with us.

1173
00:55:48,060 --> 00:55:53,300
Now you've obtained the golden bottle.

1174
00:55:53,380 --> 00:55:59,040
This is like it's an off license with an amazing bottle.

1175
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:00,280
You've taken the wrong bottle.

1176
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:07,760
You've taken the wrong bottle and now the fucking proprietor is going to get that bottle back off you because it's got some great alcoholic content in it.

1177
00:56:09,020 --> 00:56:10,840
I think you're best off flashbang.

1178
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,660
Flashbanging these even though you can't.

1179
00:56:12,660 --> 00:56:15,460
You're probably going to have to punish them and then go with the shot.

1180
00:56:15,460 --> 00:56:16,460
Frank Dalgleish.

1181
00:56:16,460 --> 00:56:17,460
Frank Dalgleish.

1182
00:56:17,460 --> 00:56:17,980
Thank you for your glorious tip.

1183
00:56:17,980 --> 00:56:22,460
Frank Dalgleish.

1184
00:56:22,460 --> 00:56:24,820
Thank you for your glorious tip.

1185
00:56:24,820 --> 00:56:26,820
Frank Dalgleish.

1186
00:56:26,820 --> 00:56:27,380
Frank Dalgleish.

1187
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,220
Thank you very much for your glorious tip.

1188
00:56:29,300 --> 00:56:30,940
I'm going to do this not for me.

1189
00:56:31,140 --> 00:56:32,300
Not for anyone else.

1190
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:33,780
But for Frank Dalgleish.

1191
00:56:33,980 --> 00:56:34,540
Or Daglish.

1192
00:56:34,660 --> 00:56:34,860
Sorry.

1193
00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:36,820
I said your name was Dalgleish.

1194
00:56:38,340 --> 00:56:39,820
Probably just because it resembled Dalgleish.

1195
00:56:40,460 --> 00:56:40,840
But it's not.

1196
00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:43,260
Your name is Daglish and that's a name as well.

1197
00:56:43,820 --> 00:56:44,660
Paul Meeskel.

1198
00:56:44,740 --> 00:56:45,660
Thank you very much there.

1199
00:56:45,820 --> 00:56:48,780
I seen the old Higgins shop video again earlier.

1200
00:56:49,100 --> 00:56:49,980
Thank you very much.

1201
00:56:50,420 --> 00:56:52,020
The Higgins stores is it?

1202
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:53,360
Yeah.

1203
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,760
Higgins stores is going to be opening again for Christmas.

1204
00:56:56,900 --> 00:57:01,400
Christmas hours are well and truly open at the moment.

1205
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:04,520
We're doing great business in the shop.

1206
00:57:05,460 --> 00:57:09,340
We've got a vast array of different items.

1207
00:57:10,620 --> 00:57:12,160
Is the gameplay too loud?

1208
00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:13,520
I'm going to knock it down a touch.

1209
00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:15,060
Just a touch.

1210
00:57:15,060 --> 00:57:19,480
Big shout out to Kenny Dalgleish.

1211
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:26,580
Look at this now.

1212
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:28,340
This guy right behind me.

1213
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:30,460
Ready to give me some fucking spooge.

1214
00:57:30,740 --> 00:57:32,500
I don't want it to happen like that.

1215
00:57:32,820 --> 00:57:36,800
There's a couple of spooge merchants just behind bars.

1216
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,860
And they've got fucking like crossbows.

1217
00:57:38,980 --> 00:57:40,200
They're firing crossbows.

1218
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:41,500
They're...

1219
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,560
Who are they like?

1220
00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:43,800
What wasters?

1221
00:57:44,300 --> 00:57:45,280
What wasters.

1222
00:57:46,620 --> 00:57:47,040
Come on.

1223
00:57:52,860 --> 00:57:54,440
Doing pretty fucking well actually.

1224
00:57:54,580 --> 00:57:55,160
XL bully.

1225
00:57:55,300 --> 00:57:56,180
Thank you very much there.

1226
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:56,660
XL bully.

1227
00:57:57,820 --> 00:57:58,140
Oh.

1228
00:58:00,220 --> 00:58:01,060
Promote this look.

1229
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:02,040
Oi.

1230
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:02,120
Oi.

1231
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:02,200
Oi.

1232
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:10,140
Oh.

1233
00:58:10,140 --> 00:58:11,620
It's...

1234
00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:14,220
It feels great.

1235
00:58:14,820 --> 00:58:15,980
It feels brilliant.

1236
00:58:16,980 --> 00:58:17,780
Oh yeah.

1237
00:58:17,780 --> 00:58:17,820
Oh yeah.

1238
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,300
We've got one in the chamber.

1239
00:58:22,940 --> 00:58:23,940
We've two in the chamber.

1240
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:26,220
See you later.

1241
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:28,000
Chaos chamber.

1242
00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:29,820
Fuck.

1243
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:35,120
That's the first bit of fucking business that has been laid upon us there.

1244
00:58:35,180 --> 00:58:36,820
What we'll do is we'll cancel that out.

1245
00:58:36,940 --> 00:58:39,800
Maybe wait for another bit of business before we put a herb into us.

1246
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:43,180
It's great stuff.

1247
00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:43,940
It's feeling good.

1248
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:45,080
It feels good.

1249
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:45,760
Feels good.

1250
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:47,340
It's not bad.

1251
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:49,000
It's okay.

1252
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,740
It could be worse.

1253
00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:52,540
Just unequipped the gun there.

1254
00:58:52,620 --> 00:58:54,200
That was not the right move at all.

1255
00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:55,700
Oh shit.

1256
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:58,200
Fucking hell.

1257
00:58:58,480 --> 00:58:58,920
Whoa.

1258
00:58:59,300 --> 00:58:59,620
Boys.

1259
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:06,420
See that?

1260
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:08,060
She did a fucking scorpion kick.

1261
00:59:09,060 --> 00:59:10,720
That was Rene Higuita.

1262
00:59:12,540 --> 00:59:14,980
Hitting Jamie Redknapp's fucking ball back.

1263
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:21,600
Fuck me man.

1264
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,340
This is an absolute shitstorm.

1265
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:27,960
Shitstorm FC.

1266
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:32,120
Shitstorm FC have just made a signing.

1267
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:40,800
Oh you're fucking joking me.

1268
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,020
It's fucked Pat.

1269
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:45,840
Hard times.

1270
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:48,380
Hard times ahead.

1271
00:59:48,860 --> 00:59:51,500
But remember hard times create strong cunts.

1272
00:59:52,180 --> 00:59:55,080
Strong cunts create great times.

1273
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,340
Great times create daft cunts.

1274
00:59:59,140 --> 01:00:01,060
Daft cunts create bad times.

1275
01:00:01,580 --> 01:00:04,160
But bad times create strong cunts.

1276
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,340
Are you okay there Tom?

1277
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,460
You need to fucking think about that before you fucking see it again.

1278
01:00:11,540 --> 01:00:12,320
It was in my head.

1279
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:13,280
I'd heard of it.

1280
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,680
But I keep on getting wrong when I try to say it back.

1281
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:17,540
Okay.

1282
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:19,540
Ensconced Spooge merchants.

1283
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:20,640
Thank you very much.

1284
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:21,660
Good to see you back.

1285
01:00:22,740 --> 01:00:27,500
Recommended giving or recommend giving Alan Wake to a play if you can.

1286
01:00:27,620 --> 01:00:28,720
Reckon you'd have a blast.

1287
01:00:28,820 --> 01:00:30,640
Well we will look into it.

1288
01:00:30,700 --> 01:00:32,940
Again I'm not making promises here.

1289
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,400
Five or six games that have been recommended to me.

1290
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:45,300
But I will say that I am deeply upset and ashamed of Konami for not fucking putting out Silent Hill 2 remake before Christmas.

1291
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:52,280
I wanted to relive last year's survival spook horror fucking psychological horror times.

1292
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:56,000
But in you know 4K even though I don't have a 4K display.

1293
01:00:56,140 --> 01:01:01,060
But in next gen gameplay terms I wanted to fucking have a look at it.

1294
01:01:01,420 --> 01:01:03,020
It's not even out.

1295
01:01:03,420 --> 01:01:05,220
It doesn't even look like it's going to be out until next year.

1296
01:01:06,540 --> 01:01:07,600
Pretty little bit of business altogether.

1297
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:11,160
This on the other hand is where we shine.

1298
01:01:11,380 --> 01:01:13,900
Because as you saw there I started off really well.

1299
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,180
Laid the carpet right.

1300
01:01:15,340 --> 01:01:19,460
But some extra guests came in who were uninvited.

1301
01:01:20,060 --> 01:01:21,520
As you know uninvited guests.

1302
01:01:21,740 --> 01:01:22,820
They're an unknown quantity.

1303
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:24,740
They can bring along a lot of pain.

1304
01:01:24,860 --> 01:01:27,380
A lot of nasty nasty men here.

1305
01:01:28,540 --> 01:01:29,580
A lot of nasty men.

1306
01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:30,600
A lot of them.

1307
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:34,180
Have they ever worked a day in their lives?

1308
01:01:34,780 --> 01:01:35,240
Not sure.

1309
01:01:35,420 --> 01:01:37,280
Not to have a go at anyone who's not working.

1310
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:38,320
But these guys here.

1311
01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:39,900
Tell you what.

1312
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:40,940
Frankie Schoonz.

1313
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:42,320
How the hell are you?

1314
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:43,520
I hope you're getting on well.

1315
01:01:44,020 --> 01:01:47,220
And Merry Happy Christmas to you.

1316
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:47,980
Thanks very much.

1317
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:50,760
Very kind of you there.

1318
01:01:51,300 --> 01:01:55,020
It says how are you finding the standing desk set up boss?

1319
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:56,520
Great to see you.

1320
01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,860
Francis can you answer that question?

1321
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:04,660
Well I fucked up there Tom.

1322
01:02:06,340 --> 01:02:07,360
I fucked up.

1323
01:02:08,020 --> 01:02:09,240
And now I'm wasting bullets.

1324
01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:10,520
And that's a waste.

1325
01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:13,240
Just gonna let them go for me on this one.

1326
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:15,440
Holly Winter.

1327
01:02:15,820 --> 01:02:16,940
Thank you very much.

1328
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:19,900
Very very kind of you.

1329
01:02:24,900 --> 01:02:25,420
Stupendous.

1330
01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:36,180
Absolutely stupendous stuff there from these chain mail cunts.

1331
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:37,860
And that's C-U-N-C-E.

1332
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:39,200
It's not even a word.

1333
01:02:39,620 --> 01:02:43,040
Doesn't even qualify as the worst swear word.

1334
01:02:43,820 --> 01:02:44,500
Ladies and gentlemen.

1335
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:48,000
I've successfully managed to bypass the swear word ban.

1336
01:02:48,540 --> 01:02:50,060
Even though there was no swear word ban.

1337
01:02:50,180 --> 01:02:52,840
It's just a psychological tick I have in my head that says.

1338
01:02:53,340 --> 01:02:53,900
That wasn't.

1339
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,520
You could have used better language there.

1340
01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:56,640
Look.

1341
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:58,380
I've gone too far.

1342
01:02:58,580 --> 01:03:00,520
I can't rectify my own mind anymore.

1343
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:02,760
Just have to go along with whatever I say.

1344
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:03,600
And that's that.

1345
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:05,740
Watch this.

1346
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:07,160
We're about to get fucking dirty.

1347
01:03:07,580 --> 01:03:08,760
With these fucking living.

1348
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,000
Living armor.

1349
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:10,380
Armors.

1350
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:13,820
You won't get very far attacking the areas protected by the armor.

1351
01:03:13,900 --> 01:03:14,640
I know all this.

1352
01:03:15,580 --> 01:03:16,280
I know it all.

1353
01:03:16,740 --> 01:03:18,220
As for the standing desk.

1354
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:19,880
That's fine.

1355
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:21,980
It's a desk that moves up and down.

1356
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:23,260
You can sit if you want.

1357
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:26,100
I recall the last time I started this speed run.

1358
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:26,880
Back two.

1359
01:03:26,980 --> 01:03:28,420
Almost two months ago now.

1360
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:30,860
If not two months.

1361
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:33,740
I started off sitting down.

1362
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:38,540
And then progressed after I drank half a monster energy to standing up.

1363
01:03:39,340 --> 01:03:41,300
This time I started standing up.

1364
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:42,620
And I've half the can drunk.

1365
01:03:42,820 --> 01:03:44,400
I knew that it was going to come to this.

1366
01:03:44,460 --> 01:03:46,600
Where there's a lot of energy that needed to be expended.

1367
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:47,880
Especially when you're getting killed.

1368
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:50,580
It can be very very nice to let off a bit of steam.

1369
01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:51,960
By either spinning on a chair.

1370
01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:54,520
Or doing some kind of power stance.

1371
01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:55,740
Or power maneuvers.

1372
01:03:59,860 --> 01:04:00,560
Holly Winter.

1373
01:04:00,780 --> 01:04:01,460
Thank you very much.

1374
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:02,620
And Opioid Olympics.

1375
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:04,280
Less chatting.

1376
01:04:04,580 --> 01:04:05,200
More battery.

1377
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:08,280
Here we go.

1378
01:04:08,980 --> 01:04:09,440
Here we go.

1379
01:04:10,220 --> 01:04:10,860
This is it.

1380
01:04:11,060 --> 01:04:12,000
Get the Punisher out.

1381
01:04:12,140 --> 01:04:13,220
And let's get busy with it.

1382
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:21,200
Oh.

1383
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:23,060
It's so sweet.

1384
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:28,280
So sweet.

1385
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:29,160
As a nut.

1386
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:29,900
As a nut.

1387
01:04:30,020 --> 01:04:30,540
As a nut.

1388
01:04:31,180 --> 01:04:32,020
So sweet.

1389
01:04:32,140 --> 01:04:32,800
As a nut.

1390
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:33,580
As a nut.

1391
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:34,960
So sweet.

1392
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:35,700
As a nut.

1393
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:36,480
As a nut.

1394
01:04:37,940 --> 01:04:38,980
Take these cunts out.

1395
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:39,800
Like that.

1396
01:04:40,300 --> 01:04:42,000
That's C-U-N-C-E.

1397
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:44,740
Anyone interested in my new lexicon book.

1398
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:46,880
Called Dictionary 2.

1399
01:04:47,340 --> 01:04:48,360
Dictionary Harder.

1400
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:51,500
I'm gonna be releasing that at some point over Christmas.

1401
01:04:52,580 --> 01:04:52,900
Maybe.

1402
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,160
I'm actually gonna release it on Christmas Day.

1403
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:55,620
Which.

1404
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:58,100
The publisher said it's a bad idea.

1405
01:04:58,160 --> 01:04:59,500
Because no shops are open there.

1406
01:04:59,540 --> 01:05:00,380
No one's gonna be doing it.

1407
01:05:00,420 --> 01:05:00,520
Then.

1408
01:05:00,900 --> 01:05:02,400
I said I don't play.

1409
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:04,680
By your stupid logic games.

1410
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:09,760
And now we've got lads coming from outside the fucking country inn.

1411
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:10,400
And that's.

1412
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:25,480
There we go.

1413
01:05:28,820 --> 01:05:29,780
Dictionary 2.

1414
01:05:30,180 --> 01:05:31,300
Dictionary Harder.

1415
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,740
Or I'm thinking maybe Dictionary 2.

1416
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:35,660
Back in the Habit.

1417
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,360
Or maybe even Dictionary 3.

1418
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:40,640
And just skip Dictionary 2 altogether.

1419
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:42,620
Really create a bit of fucking.

1420
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:44,480
Mystery around it.

1421
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:44,700
You know.

1422
01:05:46,420 --> 01:05:46,940
Nevertheless.

1423
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:48,640
We'll go again here.

1424
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:49,640
I.

1425
01:05:50,820 --> 01:05:53,620
Anticipated on this being a bit of a fucking tough little nut to crack.

1426
01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:55,780
But it is.

1427
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:57,780
Tis the season of the nutcracker.

1428
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:02,280
So we should really be okay.

1429
01:06:05,380 --> 01:06:05,820
Time.

1430
01:06:10,060 --> 01:06:10,820
Bertie Boo Boo.

1431
01:06:10,940 --> 01:06:12,500
Thank you very much for your tip there.

1432
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:13,920
And Captain Sack.

1433
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:15,640
Very.

1434
01:06:15,900 --> 01:06:16,280
Very.

1435
01:06:16,540 --> 01:06:16,820
Very.

1436
01:06:16,980 --> 01:06:17,320
Kind of you.

1437
01:06:17,700 --> 01:06:18,640
Captain Sack says.

1438
01:06:19,060 --> 01:06:19,860
Question for Tommy.

1439
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:20,360
Looking back.

1440
01:06:20,420 --> 01:06:21,840
What was your favorite place in Germany?

1441
01:06:23,300 --> 01:06:25,000
Well you should reload your guns there Francis.

1442
01:06:25,140 --> 01:06:26,140
While I'm looking at this.

1443
01:06:28,300 --> 01:06:28,740
Indeed.

1444
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:29,960
Indeed Tom.

1445
01:06:30,220 --> 01:06:30,980
Very much.

1446
01:06:31,460 --> 01:06:32,900
On the money as usual.

1447
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:34,620
With your fucking recommendations there.

1448
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:35,300
Clip the bastard.

1449
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:36,140
Thank you very much.

1450
01:06:37,260 --> 01:06:37,820
Put that.

1451
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:39,620
Put a bit of fucking spice into that.

1452
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,340
I have to answer the question.

1453
01:06:42,340 --> 01:06:42,340
I have to answer the question.

1454
01:06:42,460 --> 01:06:43,820
They are our favorite place in Germany.

1455
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:45,620
I liked Cologne.

1456
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,340
I liked Northwest.

1457
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:49,920
Rhineland.

1458
01:06:50,420 --> 01:06:50,860
Rhinfalia.

1459
01:06:51,060 --> 01:06:52,540
Or whatever the fuck you call that.

1460
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:53,080
I'm not sure.

1461
01:06:53,260 --> 01:06:54,400
Northwest Rhinfalia.

1462
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,620
I'm a big fan of the Rhinfalia.

1463
01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:05,920
Fuck.

1464
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:09,240
Hayley.

1465
01:07:09,340 --> 01:07:10,700
Thank you very much there Hayley.

1466
01:07:11,700 --> 01:07:14,440
We'll get back to Tom's fucking travels in a moment.

1467
01:07:14,580 --> 01:07:14,740
Okay.

1468
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:15,780
We've got a little bit more.

1469
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:17,980
We've got something a little bit more worrying to fucking.

1470
01:07:18,780 --> 01:07:19,440
Contend with you.

1471
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:22,380
I've just realized you don't even have to shoot them in the.

1472
01:07:22,540 --> 01:07:23,020
In the.

1473
01:07:23,020 --> 01:07:24,780
The pulsating sack part.

1474
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:25,760
You just.

1475
01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:27,040
Have to shoot them.

1476
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,040
And then they go down.

1477
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:29,680
Looking for a fucking bit of attention.

1478
01:07:32,420 --> 01:07:35,860
That's no use.

1479
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,700
Need to shotgun those lads to death.

1480
01:07:42,620 --> 01:07:43,440
Look at this now.

1481
01:07:44,620 --> 01:07:45,340
Fucking hell.

1482
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:49,580
That's great.

1483
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:50,520
Then we'll get these.

1484
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:51,900
Get that going.

1485
01:07:52,460 --> 01:07:53,200
Get that going.

1486
01:07:53,200 --> 01:08:05,460
This is nice.

1487
01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:06,200
Feeling.

1488
01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:07,320
I'm feeling alive.

1489
01:08:08,980 --> 01:08:09,800
Feeling alive.

1490
01:08:12,700 --> 01:08:13,360
We all.

1491
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:13,620
Hey.

1492
01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:15,440
We all feel alive until we die.

1493
01:08:22,540 --> 01:08:23,340
Going is good.

1494
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:25,420
The form is good today.

1495
01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:25,700
Is it?

1496
01:08:30,900 --> 01:08:31,260
Boom.

1497
01:08:31,580 --> 01:08:32,020
Boom.

1498
01:08:35,180 --> 01:08:37,180
And now I've no shotty two hotties.

1499
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:39,220
This is where it gets a little bit nasty now.

1500
01:08:39,380 --> 01:08:41,500
We can craft something in the middle of a battle here.

1501
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:42,760
We can.

1502
01:08:43,900 --> 01:08:44,820
And that'll be nice.

1503
01:08:46,740 --> 01:08:47,420
Reload that.

1504
01:08:47,740 --> 01:09:17,740
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

1505
01:09:17,740 --> 01:09:19,120
For fuck's sake.

1506
01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:24,620
We'll put a lovely herb into the situation room there.

1507
01:09:26,440 --> 01:09:28,540
And these guys are still alive.

1508
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:33,820
We'll punish them.

1509
01:09:35,420 --> 01:09:36,620
Absolutely punish them.

1510
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:46,180
Fucking crazy.

1511
01:09:46,180 --> 01:09:48,180
Fucking...

1512
01:09:51,380 --> 01:09:51,900
Whoa!

1513
01:09:57,720 --> 01:09:58,240
Nice.

1514
01:09:58,400 --> 01:09:59,080
That's great.

1515
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:00,180
Just a few extra...

1516
01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:03,580
A few additional ones just to seal the deal

1517
01:10:03,580 --> 01:10:05,400
and show that we mean business.

1518
01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:06,380
A gesture of goodwill.

1519
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:08,780
I was thinking these four of these guys

1520
01:10:08,780 --> 01:10:10,220
were going to come to life as well,

1521
01:10:10,300 --> 01:10:12,180
but I mean...

1522
01:10:12,180 --> 01:10:14,320
There was other lads waiting in the rafters

1523
01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:16,560
behind the initial lads.

1524
01:10:16,820 --> 01:10:18,760
And here we have a miniature box.

1525
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:21,460
It looks like it's half sunk into a crate,

1526
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:21,960
but it's not.

1527
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:23,180
It's just the way it's been made.

1528
01:10:24,580 --> 01:10:26,220
And that's Alexandrite.

1529
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:33,600
In association with San Celestino.

1530
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:34,620
Feel the fizz.

1531
01:10:37,420 --> 01:10:41,420
That'll go nicely now inside the merchant's fucking bag of tricks.

1532
01:10:43,620 --> 01:10:45,380
Make sure we've got everything here.

1533
01:10:46,540 --> 01:10:47,940
Tales about Germany, Tom.

1534
01:10:55,380 --> 01:10:56,240
Tom, are you there?

1535
01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:56,260
Tom, are you there?

1536
01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:57,900
Yeah, sorry about that.

1537
01:10:58,080 --> 01:10:58,080
Yeah.

1538
01:10:59,020 --> 01:11:01,420
Well, I'd say that my most favourite place

1539
01:11:01,420 --> 01:11:03,200
was Northwest Rhinfalia,

1540
01:11:03,420 --> 01:11:05,300
or whatever that fucking region is called.

1541
01:11:05,420 --> 01:11:06,620
I'm not sure how you pronounce it.

1542
01:11:08,220 --> 01:11:09,080
I liked it.

1543
01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:11,960
It had great industry there.

1544
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:13,980
It was a collection of cities

1545
01:11:13,980 --> 01:11:17,980
that were in close proximity.

1546
01:11:18,980 --> 01:11:21,040
those great transportation links.

1547
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:25,060
And I also managed to see

1548
01:11:25,060 --> 01:11:28,360
a hanging train in Vopertal,

1549
01:11:28,620 --> 01:11:30,880
which was beautiful in and of itself as well.

1550
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:33,240
I was kind of amazed that the passengers

1551
01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:35,820
on the train in Vopertal

1552
01:11:35,820 --> 01:11:38,760
were not really arsed about it,

1553
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:40,740
but I suppose they've lived with it

1554
01:11:40,740 --> 01:11:41,840
every day of their lives.

1555
01:11:46,220 --> 01:11:46,660
Yeah.

1556
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:47,600
Yeah.

1557
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:48,120
Yeah.

1558
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:48,800
Definitely.

1559
01:11:49,380 --> 01:11:50,160
Definitely, yeah.

1560
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:51,980
And here we have

1561
01:11:51,980 --> 01:11:53,600
Edo-Wan climbing a ladder.

1562
01:11:54,620 --> 01:11:56,880
And at the top of the tree

1563
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:57,780
is your man,

1564
01:11:57,920 --> 01:11:58,600
a good guy.

1565
01:11:58,700 --> 01:12:00,340
He's the blue medallion receiver,

1566
01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:01,460
a regarda.

1567
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:02,760
And look at that cask.

1568
01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:04,460
I don't know what kind of...

1569
01:12:04,460 --> 01:12:05,640
Is it wine in there?

1570
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:07,740
I mean, there's a few bottles here.

1571
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:09,640
Let's slap on the scope here

1572
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:10,600
and really get

1573
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:12,780
wined out of it.

1574
01:12:12,860 --> 01:12:13,740
Let's wine and dine,

1575
01:12:13,860 --> 01:12:17,620
see what we've been given here.

1576
01:12:18,480 --> 01:12:19,440
Can you zoom in with this?

1577
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:19,820
You can.

1578
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,560
Your rhetoric will smother you.

1579
01:12:21,900 --> 01:12:23,020
Thank you very much.

1580
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:24,640
It's a 1995 there,

1581
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:25,480
Bertie Boo Boo.

1582
01:12:25,580 --> 01:12:26,340
Thank you very much.

1583
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:30,440
It's a Carada Santa Tannis.

1584
01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:31,880
1995.

1585
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:33,580
Beautiful year.

1586
01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:34,740
A great year for it.

1587
01:12:35,260 --> 01:12:35,940
And what about this?

1588
01:12:35,940 --> 01:12:38,360
It's a 1997 Chardonnay

1589
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:41,000
from the Loire Valley.

1590
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:42,400
Maybe.

1591
01:12:42,820 --> 01:12:43,440
I'm not sure.

1592
01:12:43,500 --> 01:12:44,460
I'm just guessing there.

1593
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:46,520
From the Chardonnay Valley

1594
01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:47,580
region of France.

1595
01:12:48,260 --> 01:12:48,880
And there we have

1596
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:49,720
lots of bottles

1597
01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:50,540
open already.

1598
01:12:51,460 --> 01:12:52,900
He's been on the piss.

1599
01:12:54,260 --> 01:12:55,240
In a way.

1600
01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:59,040
We've nothing really

1601
01:12:59,040 --> 01:12:59,720
to fucking

1602
01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:01,540
buy off him.

1603
01:13:01,620 --> 01:13:02,060
But we'll just

1604
01:13:02,060 --> 01:13:03,340
get rid of a load of stuff

1605
01:13:03,340 --> 01:13:04,180
just so we can

1606
01:13:04,180 --> 01:13:05,460
antique pipe.

1607
01:13:07,060 --> 01:13:07,720
Gold bar.

1608
01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:08,300
One.

1609
01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:09,040
Compass.

1610
01:13:09,220 --> 01:13:09,440
Yeah.

1611
01:13:09,700 --> 01:13:10,080
Sell it.

1612
01:13:14,580 --> 01:13:16,200
I'll pay a pretty penny.

1613
01:13:16,580 --> 01:13:17,740
I bet you will.

1614
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:21,640
We'll then stick in

1615
01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:22,840
those jewels

1616
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:23,820
into a crown

1617
01:13:23,820 --> 01:13:24,820
which we don't have

1618
01:13:24,820 --> 01:13:25,500
any crown stuff.

1619
01:13:25,980 --> 01:13:26,700
Food wallet.

1620
01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:27,640
Thank you very much

1621
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:28,420
for your tip there.

1622
01:13:29,260 --> 01:13:29,860
I often

1623
01:13:29,860 --> 01:13:31,800
stay awake at night

1624
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:32,420
thinking about

1625
01:13:32,420 --> 01:13:33,280
food wallet.

1626
01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:34,000
The place

1627
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:35,600
in Tullamore

1628
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:37,440
which isn't there anymore.

1629
01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:38,640
I think it's been changed

1630
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:39,680
to a different restaurant.

1631
01:13:40,540 --> 01:13:41,580
I could be

1632
01:13:41,580 --> 01:13:42,680
wrong about that

1633
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:43,880
but I think at the time

1634
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:44,880
when we looked

1635
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:45,580
on Street View

1636
01:13:45,580 --> 01:13:46,340
or at least it was

1637
01:13:46,340 --> 01:13:47,140
one of your streams

1638
01:13:47,140 --> 01:13:47,680
Tom was it?

1639
01:13:48,340 --> 01:13:49,280
Yeah we were actually

1640
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:49,840
flying around

1641
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:50,560
different places

1642
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:52,880
in the Cessna.

1643
01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:54,020
We were in Tullamore

1644
01:13:54,020 --> 01:13:55,020
we went on Street View

1645
01:13:55,020 --> 01:13:55,440
for a look.

1646
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:56,000
There was a place

1647
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:56,940
called Food Wallet

1648
01:13:56,940 --> 01:13:58,560
which was

1649
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:00,300
a fast food place

1650
01:14:00,300 --> 01:14:01,440
but an interesting

1651
01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:02,500
name for the place

1652
01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:02,920
as well.

1653
01:14:03,060 --> 01:14:03,520
Whether or not

1654
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:05,040
that was to do

1655
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:05,580
with the wallet

1656
01:14:05,580 --> 01:14:06,300
that you bring in

1657
01:14:06,300 --> 01:14:07,140
you pay for the food

1658
01:14:07,140 --> 01:14:08,400
or maybe it was

1659
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:08,860
like something

1660
01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:09,460
on the menu

1661
01:14:09,460 --> 01:14:10,480
where they just

1662
01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:11,240
cram a load of

1663
01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:11,780
fucking food

1664
01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:12,460
into a wallet

1665
01:14:12,460 --> 01:14:13,200
like a load of

1666
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:14,100
tenors in a wallet.

1667
01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:15,200
Maybe they put

1668
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:15,900
loads of strips

1669
01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:16,780
of meat

1670
01:14:16,780 --> 01:14:18,320
into a fucking

1671
01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:18,860
pitterbread

1672
01:14:18,860 --> 01:14:19,960
and call it a food wallet.

1673
01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:20,820
That's what I thought.

1674
01:14:21,060 --> 01:14:21,720
Last one should be

1675
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:22,500
in a room accessible

1676
01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:23,500
from the castle wall.

1677
01:14:23,620 --> 01:14:24,540
Crazy stuff Tom

1678
01:14:24,540 --> 01:14:25,000
all together.

1679
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:25,440
I'm going to the top

1680
01:14:25,440 --> 01:14:25,960
of the wall

1681
01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:27,940
and I'll have your amber.

1682
01:14:29,940 --> 01:14:33,260
Oh, and here's some more info I've recovered about that old rock.

1683
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:34,700
Sending it now.

1684
01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:41,780
Great info that he's sending us and we can view that file

1685
01:14:41,780 --> 01:14:45,520
right in our files here.

1686
01:14:54,620 --> 01:14:57,780
The last one should be in a room accessible from the castle wall.

1687
01:14:57,880 --> 01:14:59,520
Is that what he'd send us?

1688
01:15:00,180 --> 01:15:00,740
I don't know.

1689
01:15:01,260 --> 01:15:03,940
Not even fucking registering with me now.

1690
01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:06,680
If he's sending me the info, they should flash it up on the screen.

1691
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:09,420
They shouldn't have to be fucking going through menus

1692
01:15:09,420 --> 01:15:11,740
to find the info he's just sent me.

1693
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:18,060
Yet again, another bad, bad slip up from the makers of the game there.

1694
01:15:18,060 --> 01:15:22,520
And here we will be able to get ourselves, acquire a lovely big black bass.

1695
01:15:23,740 --> 01:15:25,400
I'll take the knife out for this one.

1696
01:15:27,660 --> 01:15:30,160
And there's a huge bass there.

1697
01:15:31,340 --> 01:15:32,780
That's a large black bass.

1698
01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:37,720
And what we'll do is take that down to the guy who's pissed on wine

1699
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:39,060
and sell him those fish.

1700
01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:43,420
For another turbulent penny or two.

1701
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:48,520
Anything in here?

1702
01:15:49,940 --> 01:15:50,880
A velvet blue.

1703
01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:55,380
I don't know why they call that a velvet blue and it's purple as well.

1704
01:15:55,380 --> 01:15:58,100
Another oversight from the makers of the game.

1705
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:01,880
Strongly worded letters will not be sent.

1706
01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:04,840
He really went for it on that.

1707
01:16:05,220 --> 01:16:05,780
Welcome.

1708
01:16:07,780 --> 01:16:10,280
Okay, we'll sell those velvet blue.

1709
01:16:10,380 --> 01:16:11,280
Yeah, we'll get rid of that.

1710
01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:12,680
Ruby?

1711
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:13,420
No, we won't.

1712
01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:14,440
But we've got a snake.

1713
01:16:14,660 --> 01:16:15,380
We've got a fucking...

1714
01:16:15,380 --> 01:16:17,080
Your valuables won't do you much good in the grave.

1715
01:16:17,380 --> 01:16:18,340
A giant fish.

1716
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:23,180
1,400 pesetas for the black bass.

1717
01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:24,000
Large.

1718
01:16:24,260 --> 01:16:26,360
At 800 for a regular black bass.

1719
01:16:27,260 --> 01:16:27,940
There we go.

1720
01:16:27,940 --> 01:16:28,820
A deal well struck.

1721
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:29,960
He he he.

1722
01:16:30,300 --> 01:16:32,760
Got a selection of good things on sale.

1723
01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:32,960
Quick.

1724
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:33,700
Quick look.

1725
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:35,220
Make sure the stream is still going.

1726
01:16:35,340 --> 01:16:35,920
Yeah, turbulent.

1727
01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:36,440
Turbots.

1728
01:16:36,540 --> 01:16:36,780
Quib.

1729
01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:37,300
How are you?

1730
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:38,280
Jordan Jones.

1731
01:16:38,340 --> 01:16:38,600
How are you?

1732
01:16:38,660 --> 01:16:39,220
Red FM.

1733
01:16:40,220 --> 01:16:40,880
Gary Brown.

1734
01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:43,380
Why do you call it eggs when you know it's beans?

1735
01:16:44,020 --> 01:16:44,700
Hello all.

1736
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:46,240
I knew I sensed the stream.

1737
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:46,660
Scumbly.

1738
01:16:46,740 --> 01:16:47,160
How are you?

1739
01:16:47,220 --> 01:16:48,220
Any rock salmon.

1740
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:50,300
Blistering pace.

1741
01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:51,880
Fully off.

1742
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:52,600
Thank you very much.

1743
01:16:52,940 --> 01:16:53,800
Blistering pace.

1744
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:54,300
Indeed.

1745
01:16:54,420 --> 01:16:55,800
It's great that somebody is...

1746
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:57,680
Check out my wares again soon.

1747
01:16:58,260 --> 01:16:58,880
Resonating with that.

1748
01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:00,380
Did you hear the way he said that?

1749
01:17:00,980 --> 01:17:02,800
Do you check out my wares again?

1750
01:17:04,020 --> 01:17:04,840
Betty Boo Boo.

1751
01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:05,640
Thank you very much.

1752
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:08,880
Can you say Merry Fishmas to all the Bray Boys?

1753
01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:09,580
Tough cookies.

1754
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:11,020
Merry Fishmas, Bray Boys.

1755
01:17:12,020 --> 01:17:12,960
You're getting on well.

1756
01:17:13,540 --> 01:17:14,520
Is it a fishy town?

1757
01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:15,100
Is it Bray?

1758
01:17:15,180 --> 01:17:15,900
Or what's the story?

1759
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:17,240
I mean, it is on the coast.

1760
01:17:17,460 --> 01:17:18,420
Do they have...

1761
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:21,420
A grow up for fucking seafood?

1762
01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:22,380
Or what's the story?

1763
01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:23,980
I've never really heard of it like that.

1764
01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:25,780
Are there fishermen out there?

1765
01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:27,140
I don't know.

1766
01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:28,800
I've never been there.

1767
01:17:29,060 --> 01:17:29,960
Would you believe that?

1768
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:31,020
Never been there.

1769
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:34,940
I have been there.

1770
01:17:34,940 --> 01:17:39,540
But I can't tell you whether or not there are fish lovers in Bray.

1771
01:17:39,740 --> 01:17:42,500
I'm not sure if they're mad about fish.

1772
01:17:42,980 --> 01:17:44,400
Or if they're just...

1773
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:46,400
Fine about fish.

1774
01:17:47,060 --> 01:17:50,400
All I can say is that they're nice people and it's a great little town.

1775
01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:54,120
Lovely stuff there from Thomas.

1776
01:17:54,780 --> 01:17:59,880
Now, was that a dead end or is there a fucking bomb that we have to lay down?

1777
01:18:00,260 --> 01:18:00,900
What's the story?

1778
01:18:00,900 --> 01:18:00,940
Sorry.

1779
01:18:04,220 --> 01:18:06,220
He said something about a fucking castle wall.

1780
01:18:06,220 --> 01:18:17,140
It would be great if there was more wine casks and even a place, a point of purchase, point of sale for more alcohol in here in this castle.

1781
01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:19,520
Because then you would have a castle bar.

1782
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:21,720
You're not a killer.

1783
01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:22,360
No, I'm not.

1784
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:25,240
You've peddled your lies all over the world.

1785
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:29,400
I think this is the way we go now and we get trapped inside a den of iniquity.

1786
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:31,320
I do remember doing this bit with Leon.

1787
01:18:31,420 --> 01:18:32,480
They're double dipping again.

1788
01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:39,100
Hopefully they've orchestrated some kind of beautiful nouveau puzzle for us.

1789
01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:40,600
What about this?

1790
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:42,200
What about that?

1791
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:43,960
What about that one?

1792
01:18:44,180 --> 01:18:45,220
And this one as well.

1793
01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:53,740
Anaconda G, you've greatly enhanced your reputation.

1794
01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:59,700
And thank you very much yet again for another kind-hearted and generous tip, Ripper Runas.

1795
01:19:00,220 --> 01:19:01,840
And greatly enhanced your reputation.

1796
01:19:01,940 --> 01:19:02,520
Thank you very much.

1797
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:04,340
Francis, can you tell me if I'm right or wrong?

1798
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:07,780
It's never your intention to make us wait this long for the stream.

1799
01:19:08,280 --> 01:19:11,220
Look, I wasn't making anyone wait long, okay?

1800
01:19:11,220 --> 01:19:13,500
The makers of the game were making me wait long.

1801
01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:19,000
And also Guinness have been not answering my phone calls slash emails.

1802
01:19:19,700 --> 01:19:23,260
So I was hoping to get them on the fucking stream.

1803
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:26,500
They don't want anything to do with me.

1804
01:19:26,780 --> 01:19:28,700
And that's the fucking shit kicker of it.

1805
01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:31,380
Have you heard the fucking cut of this guy?

1806
01:19:31,940 --> 01:19:32,660
He's going...

1807
01:19:32,660 --> 01:19:36,720
That's too late.

1808
01:19:36,820 --> 01:19:37,240
That's too late.

1809
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:38,600
I'm going to have to turn around here.

1810
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:51,640
Let me just pause that for a moment and really gather my thoughts and think about what's going on here.

1811
01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:56,340
We've got a fucking goat-headed, robe-wearing messiah.

1812
01:19:56,540 --> 01:19:58,900
He's somewhere in the region.

1813
01:19:59,060 --> 01:19:59,340
He's...

1814
01:19:59,340 --> 01:20:01,100
He's ringing a bell.

1815
01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:05,380
Every time he rings that bell, a new gang of bastards appears.

1816
01:20:05,780 --> 01:20:07,700
Like, as if they're just spawning from nowhere.

1817
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:11,180
Like, out of the fucking walls of the castle, into the courtyard.

1818
01:20:11,860 --> 01:20:12,320
They want...

1819
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:13,000
They want to kill.

1820
01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:14,520
They're hungry for blood.

1821
01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:15,840
They do want to kill.

1822
01:20:17,980 --> 01:20:20,240
I need to isolate goat man.

1823
01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:23,960
I need to isolate him and take control.

1824
01:20:24,340 --> 01:20:27,500
And by take control, I mean...

1825
01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:28,700
End the goat.

1826
01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:31,020
The goat is gone now.

1827
01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:32,960
The goat...

1828
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:34,520
The goat's time is over.

1829
01:20:35,420 --> 01:20:36,160
And he's not...

1830
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:36,940
He's over there.

1831
01:20:38,220 --> 01:20:40,480
Thinks he's the fucking greatest of all time.

1832
01:20:41,980 --> 01:20:43,820
He's the gaseous of all time.

1833
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:44,640
His fucking stinks.

1834
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:48,180
His fucking stinks.

1835
01:20:51,060 --> 01:20:51,380
Ugh.

1836
01:20:52,780 --> 01:20:54,580
Try to fucking drag-scope him.

1837
01:20:55,780 --> 01:20:56,560
Dragon's din.

1838
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:01,560
Iniesta, someone says there.

1839
01:21:01,700 --> 01:21:02,600
Lurking around.

1840
01:21:02,740 --> 01:21:05,180
Just skulking around like a fucking...

1841
01:21:05,180 --> 01:21:06,560
Sad sack of shit.

1842
01:21:08,300 --> 01:21:10,320
Maybe if we go into this room here.

1843
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:11,880
This little gallery area.

1844
01:21:12,020 --> 01:21:13,520
This parapet.

1845
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:14,240
Oh!

1846
01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:19,220
Get the punisher out.

1847
01:21:23,320 --> 01:21:24,500
For fuck's sake.

1848
01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:33,840
Oh, yeah!

1849
01:21:34,940 --> 01:21:36,080
Sorry about that.

1850
01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:37,520
They're glorying in the violence.

1851
01:21:37,780 --> 01:21:38,220
It's not...

1852
01:21:38,220 --> 01:21:39,520
It's not classy behavior.

1853
01:21:40,580 --> 01:21:41,800
It really isn't.

1854
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:42,700
But, I mean...

1855
01:21:42,700 --> 01:21:44,520
It needs to be done in order...

1856
01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:45,640
You need to be in the moment.

1857
01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:48,900
You can't just be fucking letting this shit slip by unnoticed.

1858
01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:51,900
And we've got a guy with a mace.

1859
01:21:51,980 --> 01:21:54,520
A spiked steel ball mace.

1860
01:21:55,420 --> 01:21:58,040
One swing of that and you'll be in fucking no man's land.

1861
01:21:58,840 --> 01:21:59,040
Let's...

1862
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:00,440
Let's turn him into dust.

1863
01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:05,660
It was never my intention to make anyone wait this long for a stream.

1864
01:22:05,660 --> 01:22:07,080
Or Tom's either, Tom.

1865
01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:10,060
I don't know why you're talking to me about it.

1866
01:22:10,100 --> 01:22:13,640
But Guinness have been very, very ignorant.

1867
01:22:13,980 --> 01:22:16,080
They have not been answering any emails or calls.

1868
01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:16,560
It's...

1869
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:17,520
It's not right.

1870
01:22:18,580 --> 01:22:21,860
We do hope that they will get back to us at some stage very quickly.

1871
01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:25,000
Especially tonight of all nights.

1872
01:22:25,100 --> 01:22:27,120
The night where the record gets set.

1873
01:22:28,140 --> 01:22:29,820
Let's set the record straight right now.

1874
01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:34,680
I'm going to have to take the fucking shotty out here.

1875
01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:36,960
Not what we wanted.

1876
01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:46,460
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1877
01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:52,020
I'm going to take this guy...

1878
01:22:52,020 --> 01:22:53,440
Just take a little bit of time with him.

1879
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:55,140
And use the Punisher.

1880
01:22:56,060 --> 01:22:57,560
Until he gets a bit too close.

1881
01:22:57,720 --> 01:22:58,820
And then we'll go with the shotgun.

1882
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:03,960
Melee.

1883
01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:05,800
That's it.

1884
01:23:06,020 --> 01:23:07,320
And then we'll shotgun him.

1885
01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:10,980
You're joking me.

1886
01:23:18,820 --> 01:23:19,220
Oh!

1887
01:23:19,220 --> 01:23:21,740
What's for Christmas?

1888
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:27,180
Got a Christmas present for you, man.

1889
01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:29,360
Take the scope off this.

1890
01:23:29,420 --> 01:23:29,580
Sorry.

1891
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:31,280
I don't want to examine it.

1892
01:23:32,300 --> 01:23:33,800
Take the fucking scope off that.

1893
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:35,520
No scope.

1894
01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:38,040
Iron sights, is it?

1895
01:23:39,420 --> 01:23:41,280
Got a Christmas present for you, man.

1896
01:23:42,660 --> 01:23:44,020
Pair of iron sights.

1897
01:23:46,020 --> 01:23:46,880
Oh, it's the wrong gun.

1898
01:23:47,780 --> 01:23:48,320
I'm empty.

1899
01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:51,860
And it wasn't even a man.

1900
01:23:51,940 --> 01:23:52,520
It was a woman.

1901
01:23:52,700 --> 01:23:57,180
Didn't know because she had all the hallmarks of a man's head.

1902
01:23:59,620 --> 01:24:02,480
We need to find that goat-headed cunt.

1903
01:24:02,580 --> 01:24:07,440
Because he's doing too much damage to me tonight for me to really take control of the game.

1904
01:24:07,740 --> 01:24:12,140
I wanted to take control of the game a lot earlier than this.

1905
01:24:17,340 --> 01:24:18,760
That's him fucking dealt with.

1906
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:22,220
Oh, brilliant stuff.

1907
01:24:22,220 --> 01:24:26,720
I thought I was going to have to suffer another gang of Iniestas.

1908
01:24:27,720 --> 01:24:33,220
They're probably going to be dogs appearing at some point in the next minute or two.

1909
01:24:33,220 --> 01:24:34,420
Rabid though they are.

1910
01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:35,780
They're dense.

1911
01:24:36,380 --> 01:24:37,320
Very dense.

1912
01:24:37,480 --> 01:24:40,420
They've lost brain cells somewhere along the way.

1913
01:24:40,820 --> 01:24:45,160
They've traded brain cells and brain power for brute force and ignorance.

1914
01:24:45,160 --> 01:25:00,280
Morning star Christmas panto.

1915
01:25:00,280 --> 01:25:03,280
He's got his pals.

1916
01:25:03,780 --> 01:25:05,060
Shank to the throat.

1917
01:25:05,780 --> 01:25:07,260
Shank to the throat.

1918
01:25:07,660 --> 01:25:09,300
And now you're dead.

1919
01:25:09,740 --> 01:25:12,380
Should have gone home and watched telly instead.

1920
01:25:12,700 --> 01:25:17,240
That's what I would have shouted to him had I been in the game and was able to communicate with him.

1921
01:25:17,640 --> 01:25:19,760
Plus I would have had to have sang it in Spanish.

1922
01:25:20,180 --> 01:25:21,620
I don't even know any Spanish.

1923
01:25:23,020 --> 01:25:26,320
But hopefully there could be a translation maybe in the chat there.

1924
01:25:26,560 --> 01:25:27,500
Shot to the heart.

1925
01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:28,260
Nah, fuck it.

1926
01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:28,620
Doesn't matter.

1927
01:25:28,740 --> 01:25:29,000
I'm not...

1928
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:31,920
But I mean if you do translate that for me I will sing it in Spanish.

1929
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:34,460
So there's something to be said for translating that for me.

1930
01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:36,480
Chatland.

1931
01:25:36,780 --> 01:25:37,480
Chatland do.

1932
01:25:41,140 --> 01:25:41,860
Here we go.

1933
01:25:42,340 --> 01:25:46,380
Another scumbag has decided to level accusations of mace at me.

1934
01:25:47,120 --> 01:25:48,820
Under the tree at spar.

1935
01:25:49,240 --> 01:25:50,100
Not mace.

1936
01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:50,880
Spar.

1937
01:25:52,160 --> 01:25:52,640
Shoulder.

1938
01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:53,160
Shoulder.

1939
01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:53,540
Head.

1940
01:25:55,220 --> 01:25:55,740
Fuck.

1941
01:25:56,360 --> 01:25:56,980
Another cunt.

1942
01:25:57,120 --> 01:25:57,520
Here we go.

1943
01:25:58,700 --> 01:26:00,160
Got a few things for you for Christmas.

1944
01:26:00,740 --> 01:26:01,140
Matalan.

1945
01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:02,560
No.

1946
01:26:02,800 --> 01:26:03,340
No way.

1947
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:04,740
No way she done that.

1948
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:05,380
No.

1949
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:05,660
No.

1950
01:26:08,020 --> 01:26:09,800
Can't believe she did that.

1951
01:26:11,980 --> 01:26:13,580
Just looking down here.

1952
01:26:13,980 --> 01:26:15,260
Bueno el mundo.

1953
01:26:15,860 --> 01:26:17,120
De her so fuerte.

1954
01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:20,540
Donde is ten.

1955
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:22,740
And you're too late.

1956
01:26:26,500 --> 01:26:27,600
I don't think it's...

1957
01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:27,800
No.

1958
01:26:27,940 --> 01:26:28,900
There's none of that.

1959
01:26:28,940 --> 01:26:29,820
I don't think that works.

1960
01:26:31,140 --> 01:26:32,440
Can you haste.

1961
01:26:32,860 --> 01:26:34,180
Le garganta.

1962
01:26:35,660 --> 01:26:37,400
That's shank to the throat.

1963
01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:37,500
That's shank to the throat.

1964
01:26:37,500 --> 01:26:39,920
Thanks very much Conrad there for letting us...

1965
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:40,920
For giving us that one.

1966
01:26:41,540 --> 01:26:43,040
I think the line is...

1967
01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:44,280
Shank to the throat.

1968
01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:46,320
And now you're dead.

1969
01:26:46,660 --> 01:26:48,200
You should have stayed home.

1970
01:26:48,420 --> 01:26:50,100
And watched telly instead.

1971
01:26:50,540 --> 01:26:50,980
So we've...

1972
01:26:50,980 --> 01:26:51,920
We've got the first bit.

1973
01:26:52,720 --> 01:26:53,840
Can you haste.

1974
01:26:54,660 --> 01:26:56,100
Le garganta.

1975
01:26:56,860 --> 01:26:58,100
That's shank to the throat.

1976
01:26:59,540 --> 01:27:00,880
We're just waiting here.

1977
01:27:01,060 --> 01:27:03,260
I know that someone's gonna come through for me.

1978
01:27:04,100 --> 01:27:07,180
You always come through with the goods at some stage.

1979
01:27:07,820 --> 01:27:09,120
Tommy Schluggs Badgers.

1980
01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:10,180
Thank you very much there.

1981
01:27:14,700 --> 01:27:16,380
That's an elbow masher there.

1982
01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:22,340
Can Tommy give a shout out to the WhatsApp Clinman group?

1983
01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:25,020
Bit of a burp there.

1984
01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:28,540
Along with a lovely line from Viper's Vax video.

1985
01:27:29,340 --> 01:27:31,240
That's the nicest cup of tea I ever drank.

1986
01:27:31,600 --> 01:27:36,940
Maybe even a cheeky what's the story with that generator Jim from that wonderful World Cup stream.

1987
01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:37,920
Tommy take it away.

1988
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:42,000
Well thank you very much for the tip there.

1989
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:43,320
And let's just say.

1990
01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:46,000
That's the nicest tip.

1991
01:27:47,520 --> 01:27:48,720
I think I've ever had.

1992
01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:51,240
I don't know.

1993
01:27:51,300 --> 01:27:52,840
The delivery just wasn't there Tom.

1994
01:27:52,900 --> 01:27:53,440
Can you go again?

1995
01:27:54,780 --> 01:27:56,080
I'll take it again if you want.

1996
01:27:56,140 --> 01:27:56,740
I'll take it again.

1997
01:27:57,880 --> 01:28:00,020
That was the nicest tip.

1998
01:28:01,220 --> 01:28:02,100
I think I've ever had.

1999
01:28:04,020 --> 01:28:04,780
Lovely stuff.

2000
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:08,260
I love the way you truncated the last few words into an amalgamated.

2001
01:28:09,340 --> 01:28:09,740
Fucking.

2002
01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:11,600
Pudding of words.

2003
01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:13,640
Or even a dumpling of words as well.

2004
01:28:14,940 --> 01:28:15,180
But.

2005
01:28:15,800 --> 01:28:16,860
I digress.

2006
01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:18,260
And must move on quickly.

2007
01:28:18,260 --> 01:28:20,700
We have the translation here.

2008
01:28:20,840 --> 01:28:22,460
It looks like we're going to be able to sing it.

2009
01:28:22,980 --> 01:28:25,380
So the original line again was.

2010
01:28:25,620 --> 01:28:26,540
Taking the song.

2011
01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:28,660
The beautiful artistry of the band.

2012
01:28:29,180 --> 01:28:30,040
John Bovey.

2013
01:28:30,620 --> 01:28:31,480
Shot to the heart.

2014
01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:32,600
And now you're.

2015
01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:34,000
Shot to the.

2016
01:28:34,300 --> 01:28:35,320
Shank to the throat.

2017
01:28:35,740 --> 01:28:37,460
And now you're dead.

2018
01:28:38,060 --> 01:28:39,460
You should stay at home.

2019
01:28:39,820 --> 01:28:41,160
And watch telly instead.

2020
01:28:41,700 --> 01:28:44,240
But I would have to say it in Spanish to these guys.

2021
01:28:44,340 --> 01:28:45,720
Because that's the language they speak.

2022
01:28:45,780 --> 01:28:46,480
Don't ask why.

2023
01:28:49,060 --> 01:28:50,800
And it will go a little something like this.

2024
01:28:50,900 --> 01:28:52,820
And let's get an effect going on this as well.

2025
01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:54,860
Just to really crank up the effects.

2026
01:28:58,380 --> 01:28:58,960
One two.

2027
01:28:58,960 --> 01:28:58,980
One two.

2028
01:28:59,780 --> 01:29:00,540
One two.

2029
01:29:03,100 --> 01:29:15,140
It doesn't work.

2030
01:29:15,300 --> 01:29:16,560
It doesn't have the same.

2031
01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:20,920
It needs to, again, lost in translation.

2032
01:29:21,100 --> 01:29:25,800
Let me just have a little look there and read that one before I go for the fucking singing here.

2033
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:34,400
Can you stay, la garganta, yore shtes muerto, and now you're dead.

2034
01:29:35,220 --> 01:29:38,320
Oh, shank to the throat, and now you're dead.

2035
01:29:38,580 --> 01:29:39,960
Let me just get that first bit going.

2036
01:29:40,600 --> 01:29:44,400
Can you stay, la garganta, oh, go again.

2037
01:29:44,800 --> 01:30:05,860
Can you stay, la garganta, yore shtes muerto, and now you're dead.

2038
01:30:05,860 --> 01:30:08,240
I'm going to stay, la garganta, and now you're dead.

2039
01:30:08,240 --> 01:30:14,780
If there's any Spanglish people out there, let me know if I'm doing it.

2040
01:30:14,780 --> 01:30:15,740
I'm doing a good job here.

2041
01:30:16,460 --> 01:30:28,180
Can you stay, la garganta, yore shtes muerto, de various havertic cuandado en casa y mirarte en televisión.

2042
01:30:28,680 --> 01:30:31,040
Again, never did Spanish in school.

2043
01:30:31,540 --> 01:30:37,800
Thank you very much there, Milos, for your kind-hearted and generous tip.

2044
01:30:38,620 --> 01:30:42,400
I hope you're doing well there, and shout-out to the WhatsApp Plinman group.

2045
01:30:43,680 --> 01:30:47,440
Let's have a little look here and see how we are doing here.

2046
01:30:47,840 --> 01:30:52,260
Muy bien, muy bien, great to see it.

2047
01:30:52,720 --> 01:30:54,340
And singing Spanish in a cave.

2048
01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:55,480
Thanks for reminding me.

2049
01:30:55,540 --> 01:30:56,760
Take that cave effect.

2050
01:30:56,960 --> 01:30:57,820
Off there as well.

2051
01:30:57,860 --> 01:30:58,300
That's great.

2052
01:30:58,920 --> 01:30:59,340
And look, we...

2053
01:30:59,340 --> 01:30:59,780
Ooh!

2054
01:31:06,180 --> 01:31:11,200
That would have been a real shit situation, because I'm about to get sledgehammered in the head there.

2055
01:31:11,920 --> 01:31:14,420
Bertie Boo Boo, thank you very much.

2056
01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:15,600
Don't be cheeky.

2057
01:31:16,380 --> 01:31:21,140
I was actually up in the fucking loft there, getting Christmas stuff down the other day, and...

2058
01:31:21,140 --> 01:31:26,820
I could have looked through the fucking box of tapes to find the don't be cheeky.

2059
01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:34,200
But I feel as though the mythological story of don't be cheeky, it's kind of fine there in the realm of the myth.

2060
01:31:34,940 --> 01:31:40,260
To go looking for it, I know I said this before, if I found it, it probably wouldn't have the same qualities.

2061
01:31:40,260 --> 01:31:43,260
Do you remember the way memories that you have...

2062
01:31:43,260 --> 01:31:44,900
I don't know if you've ever done this.

2063
01:31:44,980 --> 01:31:50,780
You look back on things that you remember were class, and then they're not as class as you remember them.

2064
01:31:51,440 --> 01:31:53,320
Or they're a bit different as well.

2065
01:31:53,580 --> 01:31:56,220
There could be something going on with that don't be cheeky bit as well.

2066
01:31:57,960 --> 01:31:59,520
Anyway, let's carry on here.

2067
01:32:00,360 --> 01:32:00,840
This...

2068
01:32:00,840 --> 01:32:02,740
Why have I got a fucking knife out?

2069
01:32:03,140 --> 01:32:03,420
Do you know?

2070
01:32:03,660 --> 01:32:04,740
Why have I got a knife out?

2071
01:32:04,860 --> 01:32:06,280
And now...

2072
01:32:06,280 --> 01:32:07,900
I should have...

2073
01:32:07,900 --> 01:32:09,300
Reloaded the fucking shotgun.

2074
01:32:16,740 --> 01:32:17,540
Another one!

2075
01:32:17,540 --> 01:32:28,600
I thought all these assholes had fucking died because I killed the OG, the original goat.

2076
01:32:32,660 --> 01:32:34,400
Fucking unbelievable.

2077
01:32:37,220 --> 01:32:39,200
Did you see any of Nigel in the jungle?

2078
01:32:39,380 --> 01:32:42,160
I only saw clips of the first day or two.

2079
01:32:42,320 --> 01:32:44,240
I just wasn't arsed about watching it anyway.

2080
01:32:44,380 --> 01:32:46,180
I hate that fucking shite.

2081
01:32:46,440 --> 01:32:49,680
And I wasn't interested in seeing what was going on.

2082
01:32:49,740 --> 01:32:50,760
I'm more interested in...

2083
01:32:51,760 --> 01:32:57,200
The on-the-road shows that they do with people in the audience and poor production values.

2084
01:32:57,480 --> 01:33:02,820
And like, on-the-fly VT sections that they filmed that day in their respective town that they're in.

2085
01:33:04,520 --> 01:33:05,560
Come below it, boys!

2086
01:33:05,800 --> 01:33:06,500
Thank you very much.

2087
01:33:06,960 --> 01:33:12,520
But, uh, I saw the, uh, argument he had with a YouTube influencer or something.

2088
01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:13,920
And that was it, really.

2089
01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:16,980
I just wasn't fucking bothered watching any of it as well, you know?

2090
01:33:17,740 --> 01:33:20,560
Crazy money they were addition out to those fuckers.

2091
01:33:20,760 --> 01:33:22,520
Did they all get the same money or did...

2092
01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:24,580
Did Farage get more money than the rest?

2093
01:33:24,660 --> 01:33:25,520
Because...

2094
01:33:25,520 --> 01:33:33,920
I think, uh, they'd have to pay more, wouldn't they, to get different sorts of people in who are on different levels of the media stratum?

2095
01:33:35,300 --> 01:33:35,900
Um...

2096
01:33:35,900 --> 01:33:37,640
I'm not sure.

2097
01:33:37,720 --> 01:33:39,200
But I heard he was doing well.

2098
01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:41,800
He did really well on the task, like eating fucking...

2099
01:33:41,800 --> 01:33:44,740
Bugs and bollocks and all that kind of stuff.

2100
01:33:44,820 --> 01:33:47,080
He was-there was no problem to him doing that.

2101
01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:52,740
And eating testicles and bollocks will stand to him in the way in the future, I'd imagine.

2102
01:33:53,740 --> 01:33:55,240
But, uh...

2103
01:33:55,240 --> 01:33:57,880
Nah, not bothered about that at all.

2104
01:33:58,380 --> 01:34:01,180
Uh, do you remember the dump valve room?

2105
01:34:01,320 --> 01:34:01,660
I do.

2106
01:34:02,180 --> 01:34:03,720
Farage got 1.2 mili.

2107
01:34:03,780 --> 01:34:05,140
1.5, says Nathan.

2108
01:34:06,040 --> 01:34:07,260
Believe me, if I was asked, but I was really...

2109
01:34:07,860 --> 01:34:08,400
Should I say...

2110
01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:10,320
I'd eat bugs for 10k.

2111
01:34:10,980 --> 01:34:12,900
Uh, I used to have any shit in his mouth, so...

2112
01:34:12,900 --> 01:34:13,640
Yeah, good stuff.

2113
01:34:13,820 --> 01:34:14,740
And, uh, look.

2114
01:34:15,180 --> 01:34:19,320
If I was fucking arsed about it, I would have watched it, but I'm not arsed about it.

2115
01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:20,340
At all.

2116
01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:23,320
Uh...

2117
01:34:23,320 --> 01:34:25,480
What have I been watching, though?

2118
01:34:26,160 --> 01:34:26,960
I don't fucking think.

2119
01:34:27,080 --> 01:34:28,320
I watched a film...

2120
01:34:29,180 --> 01:34:30,320
called...

2121
01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:31,980
Baraka.

2122
01:34:32,680 --> 01:34:34,920
Or I think I might have watched that before the last stream.

2123
01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:37,440
That was the last thing that had an impact on me.

2124
01:34:38,560 --> 01:34:45,340
Uh, and there's a scene in fucking, like, India or Cambodia where there's a load of lads, uh, just sitting down in a temple.

2125
01:34:46,280 --> 01:34:50,680
Making crazy fucking, like, mesmeric noises and sounds.

2126
01:34:51,680 --> 01:34:54,740
Um, and then it'll cut to, like, a scene of, like, Manhattan.

2127
01:34:54,940 --> 01:34:57,120
Loads of people running around like fucking ants.

2128
01:34:57,220 --> 01:35:01,320
And then chickens getting made and processed in a fucking chicken factory and all that.

2129
01:35:01,320 --> 01:35:01,480
And...

2130
01:35:01,480 --> 01:35:03,320
Just a... a pure mindfuck.

2131
01:35:04,320 --> 01:35:04,920
Where it's great.

2132
01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:07,300
I saw that Roger Ebert...

2133
01:35:07,300 --> 01:35:08,300
I saw that Roger Ebert...

2134
01:35:08,300 --> 01:35:10,300
God rest his critical soul...

2135
01:35:10,300 --> 01:35:20,720
said that if aliens landed on planet Earth, then Baraka or Bacara, whatever it's called, would probably be one of the films that they would show to them to, uh...

2136
01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:22,300
explain to them...

2137
01:35:22,300 --> 01:35:24,300
What humanity is all about.

2138
01:35:24,360 --> 01:35:24,740
But I...

2139
01:35:24,740 --> 01:35:29,400
I take issue with that because if aliens did land, I'd probably just fucking watch your...

2140
01:35:29,400 --> 01:35:31,260
Watch your house and get the guns out.

2141
01:35:31,900 --> 01:35:34,520
And make sure they're subdued.

2142
01:35:34,860 --> 01:35:36,720
And then show them Bacara, maybe.

2143
01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:38,640
Don't want them fucking...

2144
01:35:38,640 --> 01:35:39,540
Getting any ideas.

2145
01:35:41,160 --> 01:35:44,920
Crazy to think there probably are other life forms out there, Tom.

2146
01:35:44,920 --> 01:35:48,480
It is a crazy bit of business.

2147
01:35:48,880 --> 01:35:50,960
And, uh, we've gone through this a lot of time.

2148
01:35:51,060 --> 01:35:54,920
We don't want to get too existential because it usually ends up...

2149
01:35:54,920 --> 01:35:57,020
You end up at a point of confusion.

2150
01:35:58,000 --> 01:35:59,000
And dare I say it?

2151
01:35:59,080 --> 01:35:59,360
Fear.

2152
01:36:02,020 --> 01:36:05,680
Wouldn't really say fear in so much as just confusion.

2153
01:36:06,300 --> 01:36:06,740
Disillusionment.

2154
01:36:06,840 --> 01:36:07,160
Because...

2155
01:36:08,160 --> 01:36:09,940
You know, you're brought into the world.

2156
01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:10,980
We're born.

2157
01:36:11,560 --> 01:36:15,040
And you feel as though there's going to be some...

2158
01:36:15,040 --> 01:36:16,200
Moment...

2159
01:36:16,200 --> 01:36:16,760
Coming up.

2160
01:36:17,460 --> 01:36:18,420
At some stage.

2161
01:36:18,820 --> 01:36:19,900
That is like...

2162
01:36:19,900 --> 01:36:20,280
Wow!

2163
01:36:20,480 --> 01:36:21,860
This is what it's all about!

2164
01:36:22,660 --> 01:36:25,460
But I'm still at the stage where...

2165
01:36:25,460 --> 01:36:26,020
I'm at...

2166
01:36:26,600 --> 01:36:28,440
I don't know what the fuck it's all about.

2167
01:36:29,040 --> 01:36:32,000
And I don't think it's gonna ever get to the point where I know...

2168
01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:33,380
what it's all about, Tom.

2169
01:36:34,900 --> 01:36:36,220
I don't think we'll ever know.

2170
01:36:36,260 --> 01:36:37,220
And that's the problem, you see.

2171
01:36:38,280 --> 01:36:38,440
It's...

2172
01:36:38,440 --> 01:36:38,840
It's...

2173
01:36:38,840 --> 01:36:41,100
It's the most interesting thing to think about.

2174
01:36:42,060 --> 01:36:46,820
It can also be the most confusing and maybe scary as well, you know?

2175
01:36:50,600 --> 01:36:51,040
Yeah.

2176
01:36:51,240 --> 01:36:53,940
But also, at the same time, is it scary?

2177
01:36:54,120 --> 01:36:55,820
Because when you're gone, you're gone.

2178
01:36:56,000 --> 01:36:57,480
You don't really know any difference.

2179
01:36:57,720 --> 01:37:01,140
So, I mean, it could have been a big fucking waste of time thinking about it anyway.

2180
01:37:01,340 --> 01:37:03,520
Even in our alive years, you know?

2181
01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:07,420
Looking for this other blue jewel here.

2182
01:37:07,560 --> 01:37:09,280
I'm just gonna get these extra boxes.

2183
01:37:09,440 --> 01:37:12,220
Sorry if people are thinking, why is he just pissing about not doing anything?

2184
01:37:12,300 --> 01:37:13,380
I need to get all the boxes.

2185
01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:14,660
I need to get the blue jewels.

2186
01:37:17,520 --> 01:37:19,380
The last final blue jewel.

2187
01:37:19,380 --> 01:37:20,740
The fuck is it?

2188
01:37:20,740 --> 01:37:20,740
The fuck is it?

2189
01:37:22,740 --> 01:37:24,600
Just a quick glance at the chat there.

2190
01:37:24,680 --> 01:37:25,200
It's a test.

2191
01:37:25,340 --> 01:37:26,380
A bit of Philip Glass.

2192
01:37:26,520 --> 01:37:27,740
Someone says...

2193
01:37:27,740 --> 01:37:31,320
What about the fella with the clay sitting at the desk?

2194
01:37:32,480 --> 01:37:35,380
If aliens landed, I would want the day off work.

2195
01:37:35,660 --> 01:37:36,040
Indeed.

2196
01:37:36,160 --> 01:37:38,360
That is definitely something I would want as well.

2197
01:37:39,180 --> 01:37:42,400
I'd actually want the aliens to work for us.

2198
01:37:42,580 --> 01:37:42,980
We would...

2199
01:37:42,980 --> 01:37:46,020
I'd actually want the aliens to do powerful amounts of work.

2200
01:37:46,160 --> 01:37:46,660
We could...

2201
01:37:46,660 --> 01:37:48,440
...really do that.

2202
01:37:48,440 --> 01:37:49,440
But would it be wrong...

2203
01:37:49,440 --> 01:37:51,440
...to just put them...

2204
01:37:51,440 --> 01:37:53,760
...out into the workforce straight away?

2205
01:37:54,060 --> 01:37:54,320
You know?

2206
01:37:56,260 --> 01:37:57,920
I think we're better than that now.

2207
01:37:58,000 --> 01:37:59,600
We've moved on as humans.

2208
01:38:00,300 --> 01:38:01,940
That's not something we do anymore.

2209
01:38:02,400 --> 01:38:02,660
Do you know?

2210
01:38:03,940 --> 01:38:06,440
Subjugating an extraterrestrial life form...

2211
01:38:06,440 --> 01:38:09,480
...in order to harness its fucking raw labor.

2212
01:38:10,720 --> 01:38:12,140
Probably would have done...

2213
01:38:12,140 --> 01:38:15,280
You probably would have gone away with that in the 1700s.

2214
01:38:15,300 --> 01:38:15,840
But not now.

2215
01:38:16,800 --> 01:38:17,440
Not now.

2216
01:38:18,880 --> 01:38:20,520
If they came along now...

2217
01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:22,440
...should they probably be fucking...

2218
01:38:23,220 --> 01:38:25,180
...be giving the keys to the fucking castle?

2219
01:38:26,220 --> 01:38:27,700
I think this is the wrong way.

2220
01:38:31,060 --> 01:38:32,220
And then...

2221
01:38:32,220 --> 01:38:35,780
...we managed to get ourselves up to that balcony over here.

2222
01:38:35,780 --> 01:38:37,900
...with another hookshot affair.

2223
01:38:43,060 --> 01:38:44,340
Parastriker there saying...

2224
01:38:44,340 --> 01:38:46,900
...if they're advanced enough for interstellar travel...

2225
01:38:46,900 --> 01:38:48,720
...they're probably post-scarcity.

2226
01:38:49,180 --> 01:38:51,120
And the concept of work...

2227
01:38:51,120 --> 01:38:52,900
...would be lashed on them.

2228
01:38:54,380 --> 01:38:54,980
Well...

2229
01:38:54,980 --> 01:38:55,680
...it might...

2230
01:38:55,680 --> 01:38:57,820
...it's an interesting point you make, Parastriker.

2231
01:38:57,880 --> 01:38:59,020
Where's the fucking piece?

2232
01:38:59,120 --> 01:38:59,780
Where do I...

2233
01:38:59,780 --> 01:39:02,260
Where do I...

2234
01:39:02,260 --> 01:39:03,360
Where's the piece for this?

2235
01:39:03,360 --> 01:39:06,820
What a...

2236
01:39:06,820 --> 01:39:07,860
What a load of shit.

2237
01:39:08,460 --> 01:39:10,340
I'm after fucking busting my arse...

2238
01:39:10,340 --> 01:39:11,920
...killing all these guys...

2239
01:39:11,920 --> 01:39:13,200
...getting the blue jewels...

2240
01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:14,480
...and now there's a piece...

2241
01:39:14,480 --> 01:39:16,920
...that I need to put into the fucking yoke.

2242
01:39:16,920 --> 01:39:26,980
...the aliens would rule us.

2243
01:39:27,540 --> 01:39:28,660
Aliens Landini...

2244
01:39:28,660 --> 01:39:29,480
...thank you very much.

2245
01:39:29,820 --> 01:39:30,720
Have you any work?

2246
01:39:31,180 --> 01:39:32,200
Thank you very much there...

2247
01:39:32,200 --> 01:39:33,620
...aliens Landini.

2248
01:39:35,820 --> 01:39:37,700
We're well due a visit from...

2249
01:39:37,700 --> 01:39:39,540
...extraterrestrial life forms...

2250
01:39:39,540 --> 01:39:40,380
...let me tell you that.

2251
01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:42,360
The last one that we got...

2252
01:39:42,360 --> 01:39:42,920
...was a big fucking...

2253
01:39:43,560 --> 01:39:44,920
...solid ball of burning rock...

2254
01:39:45,640 --> 01:39:46,900
...came at us...

2255
01:39:46,900 --> 01:39:48,960
...at lightning speeds...

2256
01:39:48,960 --> 01:39:50,220
...and wiped out the dinosaurs.

2257
01:39:51,100 --> 01:39:52,100
And then...

2258
01:39:52,100 --> 01:39:53,280
...after that...

2259
01:39:53,280 --> 01:39:54,740
...Jesus and the Bible happened.

2260
01:39:57,560 --> 01:39:59,260
I'd fight any alien...

2261
01:39:59,260 --> 01:40:00,000
...says not Owen.

2262
01:40:00,700 --> 01:40:02,100
It's great to know...

2263
01:40:02,100 --> 01:40:03,320
...that there are people...

2264
01:40:03,320 --> 01:40:05,100
...ready to fight the aliens...

2265
01:40:05,100 --> 01:40:06,100
...because...

2266
01:40:06,100 --> 01:40:07,640
...that's something that we need to look at.

2267
01:40:07,720 --> 01:40:07,900
It's...

2268
01:40:07,900 --> 01:40:09,580
...it sounds cute and nice...

2269
01:40:09,580 --> 01:40:09,860
...yeah...

2270
01:40:09,860 --> 01:40:10,860
...these aliens are coming down...

2271
01:40:10,860 --> 01:40:12,600
...they want to watch films with us...

2272
01:40:12,600 --> 01:40:13,100
...but...

2273
01:40:13,100 --> 01:40:15,360
...they could be harboring...

2274
01:40:15,360 --> 01:40:16,420
...tools of the trade...

2275
01:40:16,420 --> 01:40:17,680
...you know...

2276
01:40:17,680 --> 01:40:18,420
...weaponry...

2277
01:40:18,420 --> 01:40:20,340
...the likes of which we've never even seen...

2278
01:40:20,340 --> 01:40:21,420
...or even...

2279
01:40:21,420 --> 01:40:21,980
...envisaged.

2280
01:40:23,560 --> 01:40:25,820
...any update on the fucking...

2281
01:40:25,820 --> 01:40:28,140
...thing that we put into the door lads...

2282
01:40:28,140 --> 01:40:28,740
...or am I...

2283
01:40:28,740 --> 01:40:29,240
...am I...

2284
01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:30,800
...pissing in the wind here...

2285
01:40:30,800 --> 01:40:31,540
...asking the chat...

2286
01:40:31,540 --> 01:40:32,940
...it seems as though people are just...

2287
01:40:32,940 --> 01:40:33,820
...talking about aliens...

2288
01:40:33,820 --> 01:40:37,140
...it's no fun being an illegal alien...

2289
01:40:37,140 --> 01:40:38,540
...says RG Coil...

2290
01:40:38,540 --> 01:40:40,000
...binging box sets...

2291
01:40:40,000 --> 01:40:41,140
...with the aliens...

2292
01:40:41,140 --> 01:40:43,220
...I'd make friends...

2293
01:40:43,220 --> 01:40:44,140
...with any aliens...

2294
01:40:44,140 --> 01:40:46,780
...we need flood...

2295
01:40:46,780 --> 01:40:47,440
...says Galv...

2296
01:40:47,440 --> 01:40:47,920
...that's...

2297
01:40:47,920 --> 01:40:49,020
...that's the most pertinent...

2298
01:40:49,020 --> 01:40:50,140
...comment in the chat...

2299
01:40:50,140 --> 01:40:51,000
...at the moment...

2300
01:40:51,000 --> 01:40:51,800
...and we're talking...

2301
01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:53,360
...we're talking flood...

2302
01:40:53,360 --> 01:40:54,140
...we're talking Rogers...

2303
01:40:54,140 --> 01:40:55,140
...we're...

2304
01:40:55,140 --> 01:40:57,140
...was Jesus an alien...

2305
01:40:57,140 --> 01:40:57,860
...thanks very much...

2306
01:40:57,860 --> 01:40:59,140
...we're talking flood...

2307
01:40:59,140 --> 01:41:00,400
...we're talking Rogers...

2308
01:41:00,400 --> 01:41:01,400
...we want the...

2309
01:41:01,400 --> 01:41:02,080
...walkthrough...

2310
01:41:02,080 --> 01:41:03,080
...we want to know...

2311
01:41:03,080 --> 01:41:05,080
...where we go next...

2312
01:41:05,080 --> 01:41:08,080
...chat topics...

2313
01:41:08,800 --> 01:41:10,360
...are the aliens...

2314
01:41:10,360 --> 01:41:10,860
...any good at...

2315
01:41:10,860 --> 01:41:11,920
...footing the turf...

2316
01:41:11,920 --> 01:41:13,380
...it doesn't even matter...

2317
01:41:13,380 --> 01:41:13,600
...Rodin...

2318
01:41:13,600 --> 01:41:14,080
...because...

2319
01:41:14,080 --> 01:41:15,260
...they wouldn't be allowed...

2320
01:41:15,260 --> 01:41:16,080
...to anyway...

2321
01:41:16,740 --> 01:41:17,360
...unless...

2322
01:41:17,360 --> 01:41:18,140
...they were a family...

2323
01:41:18,140 --> 01:41:18,980
...who had their own...

2324
01:41:18,980 --> 01:41:19,760
...plot of turf...

2325
01:41:19,760 --> 01:41:20,760
...apparently it's been...

2326
01:41:20,760 --> 01:41:22,080
...phased out now...

2327
01:41:22,080 --> 01:41:23,080
...in order to fucking...

2328
01:41:23,660 --> 01:41:25,080
...make sure we reach...

2329
01:41:25,080 --> 01:41:25,080
...net...

2330
01:41:26,120 --> 01:41:27,080
...zero...

2331
01:41:27,080 --> 01:41:28,080
...by 2030...

2332
01:41:28,080 --> 01:41:29,080
...it's a crazy...

2333
01:41:29,080 --> 01:41:30,080
...bit of business...

2334
01:41:30,080 --> 01:41:31,080
...Tom...

2335
01:41:32,340 --> 01:41:33,340
...it really is...

2336
01:41:33,340 --> 01:41:34,560
...but look...

2337
01:41:34,560 --> 01:41:35,220
...if you know...

2338
01:41:35,220 --> 01:41:37,340
...I know a few fellas...

2339
01:41:37,340 --> 01:41:38,680
...who'll sort you out...

2340
01:41:38,680 --> 01:41:39,280
...with a bag...

2341
01:41:39,280 --> 01:41:39,940
...no bother...

2342
01:41:39,940 --> 01:41:40,620
...whatsoever...

2343
01:41:40,620 --> 01:41:41,680
...but you didn't hear that...

2344
01:41:41,680 --> 01:41:42,800
...from me...

2345
01:41:42,800 --> 01:41:43,340
...day luck...

2346
01:41:43,340 --> 01:41:46,340
...no problem...

2347
01:41:46,340 --> 01:41:47,340
...Tom...

2348
01:41:47,340 --> 01:41:48,680
...I would welcome...

2349
01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:50,180
...our new alien rulers...

2350
01:41:50,180 --> 01:41:50,980
...to come on Tommy...

2351
01:41:50,980 --> 01:41:51,440
...where...

2352
01:41:51,440 --> 01:41:52,000
...where is...

2353
01:41:52,000 --> 01:41:52,360
...you know...

2354
01:41:52,360 --> 01:41:52,900
...where is Flood...

2355
01:41:52,900 --> 01:41:53,900
...I believe that Flood...

2356
01:41:53,900 --> 01:41:54,840
...Flood or Rogers...

2357
01:41:54,840 --> 01:41:55,340
...maybe just...

2358
01:41:56,200 --> 01:41:57,340
...they...

2359
01:41:57,340 --> 01:41:57,340
...they...

2360
01:41:57,340 --> 01:41:58,620
...they were there...

2361
01:41:58,620 --> 01:41:59,260
...at the beginning...

2362
01:41:59,260 --> 01:41:59,900
...and then...

2363
01:41:59,900 --> 01:42:00,560
...they've gone...

2364
01:42:00,560 --> 01:42:01,620
...off somewhere else...

2365
01:42:01,620 --> 01:42:02,340
...maybe Rogers...

2366
01:42:02,340 --> 01:42:03,000
...is on the piss...

2367
01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:03,340
...in Brussels...

2368
01:42:04,800 --> 01:42:05,860
...as for Flood...

2369
01:42:05,860 --> 01:42:07,340
...I'm not sure...

2370
01:42:07,340 --> 01:42:09,340
...what's Tom's...

2371
01:42:09,340 --> 01:42:09,880
...review of the...

2372
01:42:09,880 --> 01:42:10,340
...Cop 28...

2373
01:42:11,340 --> 01:42:12,340
...Tom...

2374
01:42:12,340 --> 01:42:15,340
...what a shite...

2375
01:42:15,340 --> 01:42:17,340
...thanks Tom...

2376
01:42:19,060 --> 01:42:20,820
...can you say the chapter name...

2377
01:42:20,820 --> 01:42:21,720
...or summit...

2378
01:42:21,720 --> 01:42:23,340
...and I'll pull up the walkthrough...

2379
01:42:23,340 --> 01:42:23,440
...to...

2380
01:42:23,440 --> 01:42:24,340
...I mean...

2381
01:42:24,340 --> 01:42:27,340
...I could just Google it myself here...

2382
01:42:28,160 --> 01:42:29,180
...I'm just trying to think...

2383
01:42:29,180 --> 01:42:30,200
...I shouldn't have to Google...

2384
01:42:30,200 --> 01:42:30,700
...because I...

2385
01:42:30,700 --> 01:42:32,340
...I know this puzzle piece...

2386
01:42:33,700 --> 01:42:34,420
...I'm just trying to...

2387
01:42:34,420 --> 01:42:35,340
...can't fucking remember...

2388
01:42:35,980 --> 01:42:36,280
...where...

2389
01:42:36,280 --> 01:42:37,140
...where it's placed...

2390
01:42:37,140 --> 01:42:38,340
...where I put it...

2391
01:42:38,340 --> 01:42:42,320
...you've to pick...

2392
01:42:42,320 --> 01:42:43,320
...pick up the piece...

2393
01:42:43,320 --> 01:42:45,320
...off the goat man...

2394
01:42:45,320 --> 01:42:47,320
...says...

2395
01:42:47,320 --> 01:42:49,280
...smarty 15...

2396
01:42:49,280 --> 01:42:50,320
...let's have a look...

2397
01:42:51,320 --> 01:42:58,320
...ha-ha...

2398
01:42:58,320 --> 01:43:00,320
...if this is the truth...

2399
01:43:00,320 --> 01:43:02,320
...you are...

2400
01:43:02,320 --> 01:43:03,320
...the king...

2401
01:43:03,320 --> 01:43:04,320
...of the stream...

2402
01:43:04,320 --> 01:43:05,320
...the new...

2403
01:43:05,320 --> 01:43:06,320
...move over...

2404
01:43:06,320 --> 01:43:07,320
...floodin Rogers...

2405
01:43:07,320 --> 01:43:32,320
there's a new cat in town. You've got competition. None other than Smurfy 15. Dishing out real-time, live, walkthrough tips, hints, and tricks. Brilliant stuff. Brilliant stuff. And that's lovely.

2406
01:43:32,320 --> 01:44:02,300
It fits like a glove. It's perfect. Beautiful. She's very cool, calm, and collected as Ada Wong. She knows what she's doing. She's a professional. She's in the business for a long time. She doesn't leave... She leaves it all out on the pitch, but she doesn't go home worrying about it. In fact, does she even go home? I haven't seen her go home at all. I've only ever seen her working through the night in castles or in laboratories or whatever the fuck she does.

2407
01:44:02,300 --> 01:44:08,300
She's good at it. And I've said it before, and I'll say it again. She's got great style.

2408
01:44:08,300 --> 01:44:15,300
That sound. That's right. I still have some unfinished business to take care of.

2409
01:44:16,440 --> 01:44:26,900
Beautiful. We've got another couple of fucking herbs and a few pesetas in the pocket for later on. That'll stand to us when we go on the slot machines later on. Round at Ganado's gaff.

2410
01:44:28,620 --> 01:44:31,540
And now a lovely cutscene as well. And look at the walk, Tom.

2411
01:44:32,960 --> 01:44:34,040
It's a beauty.

2412
01:44:34,620 --> 01:44:44,620
And now... And also, let's... We never mentioned the leather gloves as well. Quite like the gloves that you decided to wear for the stream, but you had to get rid of them because...

2413
01:44:44,620 --> 01:44:48,540
because they gave you problems with the haptics.

2414
01:44:48,540 --> 01:44:50,540
- Everything will work out just fine.

2415
01:44:50,540 --> 01:44:55,080
- As long as you can keep your dog under control.

2416
01:44:55,080 --> 01:44:56,500
- He's a good boy.

2417
01:44:56,500 --> 01:44:57,740
- Predictable.

2418
01:44:57,740 --> 01:45:00,760
- Fine. Keep your mind.

2419
01:45:00,760 --> 01:45:02,120
- Are you okay there, Tom?

2420
01:45:02,120 --> 01:45:03,240
- But don't come crying to me.

2421
01:45:03,240 --> 01:45:04,080
- I am, yeah, sorry.

2422
01:45:04,080 --> 01:45:06,940
I was trying to imagine what it would be like

2423
01:45:06,940 --> 01:45:08,440
to be Ada's dog.

2424
01:45:10,740 --> 01:45:12,340
- And what was it like?

2425
01:45:12,340 --> 01:45:19,340
- Great stuff. BugRef, thank you very much for the tip there.

2426
01:45:19,340 --> 01:45:27,340
Very, very kind of ya. I hope it's not too early to wish you and Tommy a very happy Christmas.

2427
01:45:27,340 --> 01:45:30,340
Let your hearts be light. Bye.

2428
01:45:30,340 --> 01:45:33,340
- Seems like something big is about to go down in the throne room.

2429
01:45:33,340 --> 01:45:35,340
- Babysitting's tough, huh?

2430
01:45:35,340 --> 01:45:39,340
- Babysitting's tough, huh?

2431
01:45:39,340 --> 01:45:41,340
- That's what she said, Tom. Thanks very much for that.

2432
01:45:41,340 --> 01:45:43,340
- Thanks very much there for the tip.

2433
01:45:43,340 --> 01:45:46,340
- Very kind, yeah. Thanks very much for the tip.

2434
01:45:46,340 --> 01:45:48,340
Lovely, lovely, lovely bit of well-wishing.

2435
01:45:48,340 --> 01:45:53,340
And it isn't too early to wish us a lovely Christmas, because that's what it is.

2436
01:45:53,340 --> 01:46:00,340
- Well, it isn't Christmas as of yet, and it was a happy Christmas that was wished, not a lovely one, but...

2437
01:46:00,340 --> 01:46:02,340
- We won't quibble about that.

2438
01:46:02,340 --> 01:46:03,340
- As we get another...

2439
01:46:03,340 --> 01:46:09,340
- I was gonna say bountiful lush, but it's... it's hardly bountiful, but another...

2440
01:46:09,340 --> 01:46:10,340
- Another...

2441
01:46:10,340 --> 01:46:13,340
- Pure, sharp, shocky, fizz injection...

2442
01:46:13,340 --> 01:46:17,340
- Of none other than San Celestino.

2443
01:46:17,340 --> 01:46:22,340
- Which has no resemblance at all to San Pellegrino.

2444
01:46:22,340 --> 01:46:24,340
They're not trying to rip them off.

2445
01:46:24,340 --> 01:46:26,340
That's one thing I'm certain about.

2446
01:46:26,340 --> 01:46:29,340
- We'll go for a close-up on this, if we can.

2447
01:46:29,340 --> 01:46:39,340
- See if the bottle... the bottle there has, like, kind of Renaissance Cherubim and Seraphim on it, playing fucking banjos in the background.

2448
01:46:39,340 --> 01:46:45,340
And we've got the Italian flag there, you can see that, product of it, Italia.

2449
01:46:45,340 --> 01:46:46,340
Sparkling.

2450
01:46:46,340 --> 01:46:48,340
Frizzanti.

2451
01:46:48,340 --> 01:46:49,340
Frizzanti.

2452
01:46:49,340 --> 01:46:59,340
John Frizzanti made it from the Red Hot Chili Peppers, because he was so spiced out of it in that band.

2453
01:46:59,340 --> 01:47:02,340
He needed something to wet his whistle.

2454
01:47:02,340 --> 01:47:06,340
But, unfortunately, the water doesn't really help you in a situation like that.

2455
01:47:06,340 --> 01:47:08,340
You're as well to drink milk.

2456
01:47:08,340 --> 01:47:13,340
Big Red, thank you very much for your kind-hearted tip again, you said.

2457
01:47:13,340 --> 01:47:16,340
Bug Ref was an auto-correct error.

2458
01:47:16,340 --> 01:47:19,340
That was a previous tip, Bug Ref.

2459
01:47:19,340 --> 01:47:22,340
Obviously, he's meant to write Big Red.

2460
01:47:22,340 --> 01:47:26,340
I'm glad that you... you, uh, rectified that auto-correct error.

2461
01:47:26,340 --> 01:47:42,340
You drew attention to it because I was wondering whether or not a Bug Ref was some sort of slur, and you'd made me read that out, or you were at least leveling accusations of Bug Referee at us.

2462
01:47:42,340 --> 01:47:43,340
Tom?

2463
01:47:43,340 --> 01:47:50,340
Yeah, it does- it- I'm glad that it was auto-correct. I was racking my brains trying to think of what a Bug Ref would be.

2464
01:47:50,340 --> 01:47:55,340
Maybe he was calling us like- I thought it was like he was saying we were bugs.

2465
01:47:55,340 --> 01:48:00,340
And not only were we bugs, we were referees. Like, we were bug referees.

2466
01:48:00,340 --> 01:48:04,340
Like, whatever that means. We were, like, specialized bugs that fucking referred to-

2467
01:48:04,340 --> 01:48:09,340
We sent other bugs off. We gave them yellow cards and shit like that. I'm not sure.

2468
01:48:09,340 --> 01:48:15,340
Well, you don't need to wonder anymore, Tom. It's been rectified. We're not Bug Ref's.

2469
01:48:15,340 --> 01:48:19,340
That was just a tipster called Big Red, who had an auto-correct mishap.

2470
01:48:31,340 --> 01:48:33,340
San Celestino.

2471
01:48:37,340 --> 01:48:38,340
Ahhhh.

2472
01:48:40,340 --> 01:48:42,340
The real taste of Italy.

2473
01:48:45,340 --> 01:48:47,340
Ahhhh.

2474
01:48:48,340 --> 01:48:49,340
Mmm.

2475
01:48:49,340 --> 01:48:51,340
Taste of the Italian Alps.

2476
01:48:51,340 --> 01:48:54,340
On a Saturday night in- in December.

2477
01:48:56,340 --> 01:48:57,340
Oh, lovely stuff.

2478
01:48:57,340 --> 01:48:59,340
Bertie Boo Boo, thank you very much.

2479
01:48:59,340 --> 01:49:01,340
And Johnny Marr, thank you very much as well.

2480
01:49:02,340 --> 01:49:04,340
Let's move along here and move along. We'll pick up a herb.

2481
01:49:04,340 --> 01:49:06,340
There's not a herb there. It's just a bush. A bit of foliage.

2482
01:49:10,340 --> 01:49:13,340
Nothing around the side here. We're just checking all the avenues, all the doors.

2483
01:49:14,340 --> 01:49:16,340
Dotting all the T's and crossing all the I's.

2484
01:49:17,340 --> 01:49:18,340
And then moving down here.

2485
01:49:19,340 --> 01:49:20,340
More gas.

2486
01:49:22,340 --> 01:49:26,340
A s'more gas board of violence awaits us.

2487
01:49:27,340 --> 01:49:29,340
And Aiden the Average.

2488
01:49:30,340 --> 01:49:32,340
What an amazing time to be alive.

2489
01:49:33,340 --> 01:49:36,340
And thank you very much. What an amazing and kind, heart and generous tip as well.

2490
01:49:37,340 --> 01:49:39,340
Thank you very much for that.

2491
01:49:40,340 --> 01:49:43,340
Beautiful and I am completely honoured.

2492
01:49:44,340 --> 01:49:45,340
At Christmas to say thank you.

2493
01:49:46,340 --> 01:49:48,340
Fuck off you.

2494
01:49:49,340 --> 01:49:51,340
Fuckin' weird.

2495
01:49:53,340 --> 01:49:55,340
I didn't even have to call you a cunt.

2496
01:49:56,340 --> 01:49:57,340
Cause you died.

2497
01:49:59,340 --> 01:50:00,340
And again.

2498
01:50:01,340 --> 01:50:02,340
That's what happens.

2499
01:50:02,340 --> 01:50:04,340
When you deal with me.

2500
01:50:05,340 --> 01:50:07,340
And I'm on- I'm having a bad one.

2501
01:50:08,340 --> 01:50:09,340
Don't come at me.

2502
01:50:10,340 --> 01:50:12,340
Cause you know where it's gonna end up.

2503
01:50:13,340 --> 01:50:14,340
This guy didn't get the memofication of that.

2504
01:50:19,340 --> 01:50:20,340
Boomhauer.

2505
01:50:21,340 --> 01:50:22,340
Oh and they're both gone.

2506
01:50:23,340 --> 01:50:24,340
That's nice.

2507
01:50:25,340 --> 01:50:26,340
Beautiful stuff.

2508
01:50:28,340 --> 01:50:29,340
Beautiful stuff.

2509
01:50:31,340 --> 01:50:32,340
Do you mean cunt?

2510
01:50:32,340 --> 01:50:34,340
I do mean that c-u-n-c.

2511
01:50:35,340 --> 01:50:37,340
But it just doesn't have the same bite.

2512
01:50:39,340 --> 01:50:40,340
Maybe cunch.

2513
01:50:42,340 --> 01:50:43,340
You fuckin' cunch.

2514
01:50:45,340 --> 01:50:46,340
Maybe uh...

2515
01:50:48,340 --> 01:50:49,340
Clump.

2516
01:50:52,340 --> 01:50:53,340
Where are these clumps at now?

2517
01:50:55,340 --> 01:50:56,340
Fuckin' gang of clumps.

2518
01:50:59,340 --> 01:51:00,340
That's Nutty Professor though isn't it?

2519
01:51:01,340 --> 01:51:01,340
The clumps.

2520
01:51:02,340 --> 01:51:03,340
Christmas at the clumps.

2521
01:51:04,340 --> 01:51:05,340
Eddie Murphy.

2522
01:51:06,340 --> 01:51:07,340
Haven't seen it.

2523
01:51:10,340 --> 01:51:11,340
Haven't seen it.

2524
01:51:12,340 --> 01:51:13,340
I think they were all-

2525
01:51:13,340 --> 01:51:14,340
They were all wearing fat suits.

2526
01:51:15,340 --> 01:51:16,340
I think that was the clumps.

2527
01:51:17,340 --> 01:51:18,340
They were heavy setters.

2528
01:51:19,340 --> 01:51:20,340
Setting world records.

2529
01:51:21,340 --> 01:51:22,340
They were.

2530
01:51:23,340 --> 01:51:24,340
They didn't set any records at all.

2531
01:51:24,340 --> 01:51:25,340
Other than...

2532
01:51:25,340 --> 01:51:26,340
Kind of uh...

2533
01:51:26,340 --> 01:51:27,340
Flopping at the box office.

2534
01:51:28,340 --> 01:51:28,340
Sort of ones.

2535
01:51:28,340 --> 01:51:29,340
Could be wrong.

2536
01:51:29,340 --> 01:51:30,340
That sort of stuff.

2537
01:51:30,340 --> 01:51:31,340
Probably does really well.

2538
01:51:32,340 --> 01:51:37,340
Schlocky old fuckin' shite at Christmas.

2539
01:51:38,340 --> 01:51:39,340
People just...

2540
01:51:40,340 --> 01:51:42,340
Wanting to fuckin' watch any film.

2541
01:51:42,340 --> 01:51:43,340
They don't mind what it is.

2542
01:51:44,340 --> 01:51:45,340
The first needs to be on the big screen.

2543
01:51:45,340 --> 01:51:46,340
And uh...

2544
01:51:46,340 --> 01:51:47,340
Give me the fuckin' coca cola.

2545
01:51:47,340 --> 01:51:51,340
Give me the popcorn and then I'll be grand.

2546
01:51:52,340 --> 01:51:53,340
Sort of a vibe.

2547
01:51:53,340 --> 01:51:54,340
I'm not sure.

2548
01:51:54,340 --> 01:51:55,340
I haven't been to the cinema in a while.

2549
01:51:56,340 --> 01:51:58,340
Didn't watch Oppenheimer at the cinema.

2550
01:51:58,340 --> 01:51:59,340
Should've.

2551
01:52:00,340 --> 01:52:01,340
Then I watched it on a...

2552
01:52:02,340 --> 01:52:03,340
Well I watched...

2553
01:52:03,340 --> 01:52:04,340
Yeah let's just say I watched it.

2554
01:52:04,340 --> 01:52:05,340
I'm not gonna tell ya...

2555
01:52:05,340 --> 01:52:06,340
Where...

2556
01:52:06,340 --> 01:52:07,340
Where it wasn't on a cinema screen.

2557
01:52:08,340 --> 01:52:09,340
But...

2558
01:52:09,340 --> 01:52:10,340
I wasn't impressed.

2559
01:52:11,340 --> 01:52:12,340
Thoroughly unimpressed...

2560
01:52:13,340 --> 01:52:14,340
With Oppenheimer.

2561
01:52:14,340 --> 01:52:15,340
It didn't deliver for me...

2562
01:52:16,340 --> 01:52:17,340
In the way that it was hyped.

2563
01:52:18,340 --> 01:52:19,340
And...

2564
01:52:20,340 --> 01:52:21,340
It was such a shame.

2565
01:52:22,340 --> 01:52:23,340
Maybe I'll watch it again.

2566
01:52:24,340 --> 01:52:25,340
But it just didn't deliver.

2567
01:52:26,340 --> 01:52:27,340
A bit when the bomb went off.

2568
01:52:29,340 --> 01:52:30,340
I thought I was going to be...

2569
01:52:31,340 --> 01:52:32,340
Better done than what it was.

2570
01:52:33,340 --> 01:52:34,340
It wasn't done great.

2571
01:52:34,340 --> 01:52:35,340
I didn't think.

2572
01:52:35,340 --> 01:52:36,340
I didn't think.

2573
01:52:36,340 --> 01:52:37,340
Let me know what you think yourself.

2574
01:52:38,340 --> 01:52:39,340
But it went on well too long.

2575
01:52:40,340 --> 01:52:41,340
Much too long.

2576
01:52:44,340 --> 01:52:45,340
I couldn't watch the whole thing.

2577
01:52:46,340 --> 01:52:47,340
I found it boring.

2578
01:52:48,340 --> 01:52:49,340
Everyone I know said it was boring.

2579
01:52:50,340 --> 01:52:52,340
Don't be afraid to tell me you fuckin' liked it.

2580
01:52:53,340 --> 01:52:53,340
Cause uh...

2581
01:52:54,340 --> 01:52:55,340
I don't like uh...

2582
01:52:55,340 --> 01:52:56,340
I'm not gonna have a go.

2583
01:52:57,340 --> 01:52:58,340
There's plenty of people who liked it.

2584
01:52:58,340 --> 01:52:59,340
Probably won awards already.

2585
01:53:00,340 --> 01:53:00,340
I'm not sure.

2586
01:53:01,340 --> 01:53:02,340
Oscars hasn't fuckin' happened yet so.

2587
01:53:06,340 --> 01:53:08,340
But what was the crack with the scene where...

2588
01:53:09,340 --> 01:53:11,340
Cillian Murphy was sat in a fuckin' chair in the nip?

2589
01:53:12,340 --> 01:53:13,340
That was a...

2590
01:53:14,340 --> 01:53:15,340
A strange decision to me.

2591
01:53:16,340 --> 01:53:18,340
It just kinda caught me off guard, you know?

2592
01:53:18,340 --> 01:53:18,340
It was just...

2593
01:53:21,340 --> 01:53:22,340
I don't know.

2594
01:53:22,340 --> 01:53:22,340
And...

2595
01:53:23,340 --> 01:53:24,340
What else was there in this as well?

2596
01:53:24,340 --> 01:53:25,340
I'll...

2597
01:53:25,340 --> 01:53:25,340
I'll try to think.

2598
01:53:27,340 --> 01:53:27,340
I had it on in the...

2599
01:53:27,340 --> 01:53:32,340
I actually started watching it in earnest and then I fuckin' started tidying the gaff.

2600
01:53:33,340 --> 01:53:34,340
Just had it on in the fuckin' head once.

2601
01:53:35,340 --> 01:53:36,340
So I'm saying that we should.

2602
01:53:37,340 --> 01:53:37,340
There's a good...

2603
01:53:37,340 --> 01:53:39,340
Good amount of the film that um...

2604
01:53:40,340 --> 01:53:41,340
I actually haven't laid eyes on.

2605
01:53:41,340 --> 01:53:42,340
I just fuckin' listened to it.

2606
01:53:43,340 --> 01:53:44,340
I'll go back to it again and revisit it.

2607
01:53:44,340 --> 01:53:45,340
Obviously my opinions...

2608
01:53:45,340 --> 01:53:46,340
Don't matter.

2609
01:53:46,340 --> 01:53:47,340
Because, uh...

2610
01:53:47,340 --> 01:53:51,340
I didn't really give it the credence it deserves in the...

2611
01:53:51,340 --> 01:53:52,340
The correct setting...

2612
01:53:52,340 --> 01:53:54,340
That it was meant to be seen in.

2613
01:53:55,340 --> 01:53:56,340
What the fuck am I doing here?

2614
01:53:56,340 --> 01:54:00,340
What the fuck am I doing here?

2615
01:54:05,340 --> 01:54:06,340
Ohhhh!

2616
01:54:06,340 --> 01:54:08,340
Scumbelina, thank you very much.

2617
01:54:08,340 --> 01:54:09,340
Uh...

2618
01:54:09,340 --> 01:54:10,340
I should check below.

2619
01:54:10,340 --> 01:54:11,340
Kitty Boo, thank you very very much.

2620
01:54:11,340 --> 01:54:11,340
Shout out to all my fellow Scumbelinas in Baal.

2621
01:54:11,340 --> 01:54:12,340
And a Merry Christmas to yourself and Tommy.

2622
01:54:12,340 --> 01:54:13,340
Thank you very much.

2623
01:54:13,340 --> 01:54:14,340
Tom?

2624
01:54:14,340 --> 01:54:23,900
Kitty Boo

2625
01:54:23,900 --> 01:54:25,460
Thanking you very very much

2626
01:54:25,460 --> 01:54:28,200
Shout out to all my fellow scumbelinas in Baal

2627
01:54:28,200 --> 01:54:31,040
And Merry Christmas to yourself and Tommy

2628
01:54:31,040 --> 01:54:31,880
Thank you very much

2629
01:54:31,880 --> 01:54:32,700
Tom

2630
01:54:32,700 --> 01:54:37,280
Thank you very much scumbelina and kitty boo

2631
01:54:37,280 --> 01:54:38,100
Very kind of

2632
01:54:38,100 --> 01:54:40,980
We're at an impasse here

2633
01:54:40,980 --> 01:54:42,680
We need to move at pace

2634
01:54:42,680 --> 01:54:44,420
Yet we're fucking stuck

2635
01:54:44,420 --> 01:54:45,600
Big time

2636
01:54:45,600 --> 01:54:48,880
It's a damn shame

2637
01:54:48,880 --> 01:54:50,840
Thank you very much for that tip

2638
01:54:50,840 --> 01:54:52,100
Rip a ruinous there

2639
01:54:52,100 --> 01:54:54,180
Yeah the fucking speedrun here

2640
01:54:54,180 --> 01:54:56,440
Has really hit a bit of a fucking speed bump

2641
01:54:56,440 --> 01:54:59,280
Or has it?

2642
01:54:59,280 --> 01:55:01,740
Looks like we're making great headway now

2643
01:55:01,740 --> 01:55:08,840
I've heard the new Godzilla movie from Japan was really good

2644
01:55:08,840 --> 01:55:10,860
Looking forward to that

2645
01:55:10,860 --> 01:55:13,040
Japanese lizard

2646
01:55:13,040 --> 01:55:13,740
Godzilla

2647
01:55:13,740 --> 01:55:16,440
Lovely stuff

2648
01:55:16,440 --> 01:55:18,380
A Japanese lizard

2649
01:55:18,380 --> 01:55:19,780
Or as it's known in the biz

2650
01:55:19,780 --> 01:55:20,960
A jizzard

2651
01:55:20,960 --> 01:55:23,220
And Gary the bastard

2652
01:55:23,220 --> 01:55:24,940
Thanks very much for your tip there

2653
01:55:24,940 --> 01:55:26,340
Really really kind of you

2654
01:55:26,340 --> 01:55:28,720
This is a great situation now

2655
01:55:28,720 --> 01:55:31,440
Where we have to unlock the butterfly of peace

2656
01:55:31,440 --> 01:55:39,720
By looking at a vast array of particular order specimens

2657
01:55:39,720 --> 01:55:41,680
So what we do is we look on the floor

2658
01:55:41,680 --> 01:55:42,240
Interesting

2659
01:55:42,240 --> 01:55:48,260
We look around and then we activate our fucking mine pipe

2660
01:55:48,260 --> 01:55:50,360
Oh yeah we go back to the door here

2661
01:55:50,360 --> 01:55:53,100
And then have a look at where the footprints lead over here

2662
01:55:53,100 --> 01:55:55,980
Judy Capitator

2663
01:55:55,980 --> 01:55:57,140
Thank you very much

2664
01:55:57,140 --> 01:55:58,280
Oh fuck

2665
01:55:58,280 --> 01:55:59,360
Well Judy

2666
01:55:59,360 --> 01:56:00,620
You know I can't really

2667
01:56:00,620 --> 01:56:02,600
Yeah you got me there

2668
01:56:02,600 --> 01:56:03,300
But I mean it's

2669
01:56:03,300 --> 01:56:04,020
It's not right

2670
01:56:04,020 --> 01:56:05,500
And I don't agree with the sentiment

2671
01:56:05,500 --> 01:56:05,860
Tom

2672
01:56:05,860 --> 01:56:07,340
Yeah I just apologise

2673
01:56:07,340 --> 01:56:08,600
There's somebody called Judy

2674
01:56:08,600 --> 01:56:09,160
And then

2675
01:56:09,160 --> 01:56:10,200
Capitator

2676
01:56:10,200 --> 01:56:10,920
I was just

2677
01:56:10,920 --> 01:56:12,040
I've just said it myself

2678
01:56:12,040 --> 01:56:13,560
Yeah look

2679
01:56:13,560 --> 01:56:14,300
Thanks for the tip

2680
01:56:14,300 --> 01:56:15,200
Fuck you

2681
01:56:15,200 --> 01:56:16,420
Elephant man

2682
01:56:16,420 --> 01:56:17,280
Thank you very much

2683
01:56:17,280 --> 01:56:18,520
And Gary the bastard

2684
01:56:18,520 --> 01:56:19,720
Thank you very much there

2685
01:56:19,720 --> 01:56:24,120
Yeah thanks very much there

2686
01:56:24,120 --> 01:56:27,060
Just gonna swig another sip of the fucking demon juice

2687
01:56:27,060 --> 01:56:38,240
My wife and I are on the brink of divorce

2688
01:56:38,240 --> 01:56:41,280
Over what order tonight to get from the takeaway

2689
01:56:41,280 --> 01:56:43,240
She fancies something from our Indian

2690
01:56:43,240 --> 01:56:44,520
Delicious

2691
01:56:44,520 --> 01:56:47,580
Whereas I want something Chinese from Walk and Roll

2692
01:56:47,580 --> 01:56:49,100
Bring an end to the feud please

2693
01:56:49,100 --> 01:56:50,120
What would you choose?

2694
01:56:52,340 --> 01:56:54,000
Maybe just go one and one

2695
01:56:54,000 --> 01:56:54,640
Or mix them

2696
01:56:54,640 --> 01:56:57,480
Have a fucking Indian Chinese night

2697
01:56:57,480 --> 01:56:59,600
And then mix and match

2698
01:56:59,600 --> 01:57:02,980
That's a great idea

2699
01:57:02,980 --> 01:57:06,100
Genuinely think you should have an Indian Chinese night

2700
01:57:06,100 --> 01:57:08,640
So first off was the beetle

2701
01:57:08,640 --> 01:57:11,160
And then

2702
01:57:11,160 --> 01:57:12,340
The footsteps

2703
01:57:12,340 --> 01:57:14,500
Went over here

2704
01:57:14,500 --> 01:57:16,360
To

2705
01:57:16,360 --> 01:57:19,200
To

2706
01:57:19,200 --> 01:57:22,120
A fucking

2707
01:57:22,120 --> 01:57:23,280
Goat skull

2708
01:57:23,280 --> 01:57:23,820
So we've

2709
01:57:23,820 --> 01:57:25,340
Beetle

2710
01:57:25,340 --> 01:57:27,000
Goat skull

2711
01:57:27,000 --> 01:57:30,960
Beetle

2712
01:57:30,960 --> 01:57:32,780
Goat skull

2713
01:57:32,780 --> 01:57:36,220
And

2714
01:57:36,220 --> 01:57:38,340
Fucking alligator

2715
01:57:38,340 --> 01:57:40,240
Or whatever that is

2716
01:57:40,240 --> 01:57:41,780
So beetle

2717
01:57:41,780 --> 01:57:43,440
That's your beetle right there

2718
01:57:43,440 --> 01:57:45,120
Goat skull

2719
01:57:45,120 --> 01:57:46,780
That's us

2720
01:57:46,780 --> 01:57:48,940
And then

2721
01:57:48,940 --> 01:57:51,360
Oh

2722
01:57:51,360 --> 01:57:55,080
What was that

2723
01:57:55,080 --> 01:57:55,860
I chose beetle

2724
01:57:55,860 --> 01:57:56,520
The first time

2725
01:57:56,520 --> 01:57:58,900
Unless there was two beetles on it

2726
01:57:58,900 --> 01:58:04,780
Lovely stuff

2727
01:58:04,780 --> 01:58:07,340
See how much toilet paper is left in the house

2728
01:58:07,340 --> 01:58:08,940
That should help decide which one

2729
01:58:08,940 --> 01:58:10,360
Get four curries from Lana

2730
01:58:10,360 --> 01:58:12,220
He walked onto the skull

2731
01:58:12,220 --> 01:58:13,800
Four in one with Vindaloo

2732
01:58:13,800 --> 01:58:16,600
Rogan Josh Chow mein.

2733
01:58:16,600 --> 01:58:35,600
What do you want? Oh, that's not good. The palisade is waiting to be the amber. So that's the amber. That looks like something Wesker would want. Wesker's amber.

2734
01:58:45,600 --> 01:59:13,200
Indiana bones. Thank you very much for the takeaway tip there. Very, very kind of you. And the elephant man. John Merrick. Thanks very much. It's a damn shame. It's a damn shame. Great cutscene.

2735
01:59:14,600 --> 01:59:24,880
Fucking great cutscene.

2736
01:59:43,600 --> 01:59:53,880
26 tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight. And now we have cruel hands.

2737
01:59:53,880 --> 02:00:04,160
A man with lobsters for hands. A real lobster box of a man.

2738
02:00:04,160 --> 02:00:17,440
Not like this. Spare me. I'll be fine. You got another promise to keep. All right. I got another promise to keep. You're infected.

2739
02:00:17,440 --> 02:00:43,720
Am I getting the best. The best. The best. The best. The best of cruel. And that's the chapter end. We really, really took control there. And I believe sent ripple waves of spook out into the fucking ether. And people are now probably responding. I'd say at this moment in time, maybe. Yeah. Guinness have probably been alerted to something. Let's just say something big is happening.

2740
02:00:43,720 --> 02:00:54,000
And they're probably watching. They're probably watching. They're going to be probably coming around later on when we do it. Finally, Tom.

2741
02:00:54,000 --> 02:01:22,760
Tom. A lot of monster energy drank. A lot of San Celestino drank. A lot of San Celestino still left. But it is time. That that that does that can't all just stay here. It does have to go into the sewers. So this music is going to play us out into the toilet break.

2742
02:01:22,760 --> 02:01:42,780
And I'm also going to do a little bit of interpretive dance that conveys the pain that we've all been collectively feeling in the earth as good, upstanding humans this last month or two in the face of total adversity. In a piece I like to call the last couple of months feelings.

2743
02:01:42,780 --> 02:02:05,840
Off for a piece.

2744
02:02:05,840 --> 02:02:35,820
We'll be right back.

2745
02:02:35,820 --> 02:03:05,800
We'll be right back.

2746
02:03:05,800 --> 02:03:35,780
We'll be right back.

2747
02:03:35,780 --> 02:04:05,760
We'll be right back.

2748
02:04:05,760 --> 02:04:13,940
You were saying, Tom, it was going to get worse and worse and there might even be chance of a fucking nuclear bomb going off in the Middle East.

2749
02:04:14,360 --> 02:04:15,360
It hasn't happened.

2750
02:04:16,760 --> 02:04:19,020
It hasn't happened. Thank God.

2751
02:04:19,020 --> 02:04:21,400
That was my prophecy.

2752
02:04:22,020 --> 02:04:40,920
I actually thought that what was going on was that they were luring the Israelis into Gaza and then they were going to fucking go absolutely chaotic and explode some kind of dirty bomb or dirty device to really get them while they were inside the oven, so to speak.

2753
02:04:43,200 --> 02:04:47,880
Well, it's a high pressure environment and like you wouldn't really fucking know.

2754
02:04:48,080 --> 02:04:49,440
But I mean, why would they do that?

2755
02:04:49,440 --> 02:04:52,000
Because it would be like they killed themselves as well.

2756
02:04:52,800 --> 02:04:57,080
Yeah, well, I thought that they were actually they don't care about that.

2757
02:04:57,180 --> 02:05:09,560
I thought they wanted to make a message or send a message by not only nuking the IDF forces that were coming in, but nuking themselves as well in some kind of show of martyrdom.

2758
02:05:10,100 --> 02:05:14,580
That's what I thought would happen, but that was an imaginative flight of fancy.

2759
02:05:15,320 --> 02:05:18,400
And we don't actually know where it's going to go next.

2760
02:05:18,540 --> 02:05:20,340
And you don't look like you know where you're going next.

2761
02:05:20,360 --> 02:05:21,740
You're running around in circles as well.

2762
02:05:23,320 --> 02:05:23,720
Yeah.

2763
02:05:24,240 --> 02:05:25,100
Well, she's lucky.

2764
02:05:25,180 --> 02:05:26,640
She's got she's seen something here.

2765
02:05:29,820 --> 02:05:34,680
I'm not particularly sure whether or not we're meant to go this way, though, but I mean, she's telling us to.

2766
02:05:35,920 --> 02:05:37,040
Tracking mode is on.

2767
02:05:37,600 --> 02:05:39,600
We're tracking these footprints, these footsteps.

2768
02:05:39,600 --> 02:05:39,740
Yes.

2769
02:05:40,740 --> 02:05:41,220
Yes.

2770
02:05:42,240 --> 02:05:42,980
I tell you.

2771
02:05:43,700 --> 02:05:44,620
Yes, he must have.

2772
02:05:44,860 --> 02:05:49,020
We've got some great, great intuitive behavior going on with the player here.

2773
02:05:49,600 --> 02:05:51,800
We can see exactly where we're meant to go.

2774
02:05:52,940 --> 02:05:53,680
That's dropped down.

2775
02:05:54,560 --> 02:05:56,660
Drop D tuning on the guitar there.

2776
02:05:57,600 --> 02:06:01,220
And then we can see that two handprints there.

2777
02:06:02,300 --> 02:06:06,980
Either someone was climbing or someone was doing something to someone there.

2778
02:06:07,740 --> 02:06:08,500
Not sure.

2779
02:06:08,700 --> 02:06:09,980
This door is open, though.

2780
02:06:13,580 --> 02:06:16,440
And now we have the Chronicles of Pursuit.

2781
02:06:16,720 --> 02:06:17,120
Torn.

2782
02:06:17,920 --> 02:06:18,440
December.

2783
02:06:19,100 --> 02:06:20,840
Eight years since my awakening.

2784
02:06:21,460 --> 02:06:26,360
I am at a loss in my endeavors to combine man with insect.

2785
02:06:27,420 --> 02:06:29,580
Their fusion is not coming to fruition.

2786
02:06:29,880 --> 02:06:31,820
And my patience wears thin.

2787
02:06:32,200 --> 02:06:33,200
Day of the Shiffey.

2788
02:06:33,300 --> 02:06:34,520
Thank you very much for the tip.

2789
02:06:34,520 --> 02:06:37,520
The housekeeper has long suffered.

2790
02:06:37,520 --> 02:06:42,020
And I confess my hair stands on end when I hear her screams of anguish.

2791
02:06:42,960 --> 02:06:44,840
Will I ever achieve perfection?

2792
02:06:45,880 --> 02:06:47,340
Spital is coming out there.

2793
02:06:48,340 --> 02:06:49,800
I have two choices, right?

2794
02:06:50,240 --> 02:06:52,360
The first is to continue with my current method.

2795
02:06:52,620 --> 02:06:54,300
The second, nothing but in...

2796
02:06:54,300 --> 02:06:55,560
Sorry.

2797
02:06:56,600 --> 02:06:59,080
The first is to continue with my current method.

2798
02:06:59,200 --> 02:07:04,660
To change nothing, but instead widen my search for compatible insect components.

2799
02:07:05,060 --> 02:07:07,580
The second is more callous, more immoral.

2800
02:07:08,760 --> 02:07:11,540
Adding yet another completely different organism.

2801
02:07:12,280 --> 02:07:15,680
If done poorly, the latter choice will likely lead to failure.

2802
02:07:16,720 --> 02:07:20,880
But I fear I shall not break this deadlock if I do not adjust my current methods.

2803
02:07:21,920 --> 02:07:26,020
The housekeeper will break if things continue on as they are now.

2804
02:07:26,080 --> 02:07:27,540
I must decide what to do now.

2805
02:07:27,880 --> 02:07:29,200
His humble servant.

2806
02:07:29,920 --> 02:07:34,120
Isidro Uriarte Talavera.

2807
02:07:35,000 --> 02:07:36,640
Would you ever believe it, Tom?

2808
02:07:39,260 --> 02:07:40,600
I would not believe it.

2809
02:07:40,960 --> 02:07:43,500
But I'm having to believe it.

2810
02:07:43,580 --> 02:07:44,440
Let's just put it that way.

2811
02:07:44,860 --> 02:07:46,900
Considering that that is actually what's going on.

2812
02:07:50,080 --> 02:07:52,320
Lovsaf could not have said it better myself.

2813
02:07:53,900 --> 02:07:57,660
As we climb another beautiful wooden ladder.

2814
02:07:58,520 --> 02:08:00,960
And smash a pile of boxes here as well.

2815
02:08:01,080 --> 02:08:03,200
It looks like there's some sort of door puzzle.

2816
02:08:03,820 --> 02:08:07,280
Which is very exciting and pace setting.

2817
02:08:08,140 --> 02:08:11,360
Great to have to go through a rake of fucking doors and do different puzzles.

2818
02:08:11,360 --> 02:08:14,240
In order to achieve our future objectives.

2819
02:08:14,680 --> 02:08:16,780
That is speed running glory.

2820
02:08:19,140 --> 02:08:20,400
Maybe not down there.

2821
02:08:21,020 --> 02:08:21,860
Spice mongrel.

2822
02:08:21,940 --> 02:08:23,140
Thank you very much for the tip.

2823
02:08:23,140 --> 02:08:26,100
Maybe not do...

2824
02:08:26,100 --> 02:08:26,640
Wait a sec.

2825
02:08:26,720 --> 02:08:28,180
Do I go down there?

2826
02:08:30,460 --> 02:08:31,520
That door isn't open.

2827
02:08:31,600 --> 02:08:31,720
No.

2828
02:08:31,900 --> 02:08:36,440
So I go down here and then maybe open a fucking door from...

2829
02:08:36,440 --> 02:08:38,100
I can hear a few coquedlos.

2830
02:08:38,640 --> 02:08:39,120
Stone him.

2831
02:08:39,200 --> 02:08:40,280
Thank you very much there.

2832
02:08:40,860 --> 02:08:41,760
Thoughts on Fraj?

2833
02:08:41,820 --> 02:08:42,480
I'm a celeb.

2834
02:08:42,880 --> 02:08:43,240
Stone him.

2835
02:08:43,280 --> 02:08:43,780
Thanks for the tip.

2836
02:08:44,200 --> 02:08:48,620
I was asked that question about 20 minutes ago.

2837
02:08:48,620 --> 02:08:51,580
And I answered it fully and frankly.

2838
02:08:51,580 --> 02:08:52,100
I think.

2839
02:08:53,320 --> 02:08:55,400
But I'll reiterate the gist.

2840
02:08:56,000 --> 02:08:57,000
Which was...

2841
02:08:57,000 --> 02:08:58,140
I didn't see it.

2842
02:08:59,500 --> 02:09:00,060
But...

2843
02:09:00,060 --> 02:09:00,500
Fuck!

2844
02:09:01,780 --> 02:09:03,880
And my thoughts are...

2845
02:09:03,880 --> 02:09:05,460
That was a hell of a lot of money.

2846
02:09:05,700 --> 02:09:07,140
To give to someone.

2847
02:09:07,620 --> 02:09:09,620
To eat a pair of kangaroos bollocks.

2848
02:09:10,660 --> 02:09:12,340
Maybe probably the highest paid.

2849
02:09:12,380 --> 02:09:12,640
Was he?

2850
02:09:13,060 --> 02:09:13,500
Ever.

2851
02:09:13,700 --> 02:09:14,400
I'm not sure.

2852
02:09:15,700 --> 02:09:18,720
I'm still surprised that that fucking show is on anymore.

2853
02:09:18,900 --> 02:09:19,660
If we...

2854
02:09:19,660 --> 02:09:21,140
Is there not better stuff?

2855
02:09:21,780 --> 02:09:24,100
Have they not come up with a better fucking idea?

2856
02:09:24,100 --> 02:09:31,100
I think my brain though...

2857
02:09:32,820 --> 02:09:33,500
I...

2858
02:09:33,500 --> 02:09:33,960
I...

2859
02:09:33,960 --> 02:09:34,060
I...

2860
02:09:34,060 --> 02:09:36,320
I think the people who watch that.

2861
02:09:36,400 --> 02:09:38,120
Maybe have never played this.

2862
02:09:38,460 --> 02:09:38,740
Do you know?

2863
02:09:39,200 --> 02:09:41,100
People who watch that have never...

2864
02:09:42,680 --> 02:09:43,100
They...

2865
02:09:43,100 --> 02:09:47,220
They're just operating on a different level of entertainment.

2866
02:09:49,400 --> 02:09:52,300
Or maybe their souls are fucking...

2867
02:09:52,300 --> 02:09:53,420
Have been sapped.

2868
02:09:53,800 --> 02:09:54,260
Or something.

2869
02:09:54,480 --> 02:09:55,000
And...

2870
02:09:55,000 --> 02:09:56,420
It's just kind of...

2871
02:09:56,420 --> 02:09:57,820
Accepting...

2872
02:09:57,820 --> 02:09:59,040
The fucking show.

2873
02:09:59,180 --> 02:09:59,900
And then watching it.

2874
02:10:00,700 --> 02:10:01,360
I don't know.

2875
02:10:01,520 --> 02:10:02,620
I'm not saying I'm above it.

2876
02:10:02,640 --> 02:10:04,160
I'm not trying to fucking say I'm above it.

2877
02:10:04,180 --> 02:10:05,540
I'm just saying my...

2878
02:10:05,540 --> 02:10:05,900
I've...

2879
02:10:05,900 --> 02:10:07,180
I've grown up...

2880
02:10:07,180 --> 02:10:08,600
Fucking playing this sort of stuff.

2881
02:10:09,000 --> 02:10:10,780
And this is pure entertainment for me.

2882
02:10:10,860 --> 02:10:11,800
It doesn't really...

2883
02:10:12,940 --> 02:10:13,540
Compare.

2884
02:10:13,960 --> 02:10:14,240
Do you know?

2885
02:10:14,580 --> 02:10:16,580
So I'm always gonna be ruined...

2886
02:10:16,580 --> 02:10:17,860
For looking at that sort of stuff.

2887
02:10:18,580 --> 02:10:19,140
It's not gonna...

2888
02:10:19,140 --> 02:10:20,140
It's not gonna do it for me.

2889
02:10:22,540 --> 02:10:23,140
Or...

2890
02:10:23,140 --> 02:10:25,980
It's been going for 20 years and it's the same shit.

2891
02:10:26,280 --> 02:10:28,460
Just put a bullet in it and come up with something new.

2892
02:10:29,180 --> 02:10:31,460
I'll watch probably what you make that's new then, you know?

2893
02:10:31,840 --> 02:10:33,320
Talking to ITV here.

2894
02:10:35,320 --> 02:10:35,640
Ada.

2895
02:10:36,180 --> 02:10:37,980
I hope it's you reading this.

2896
02:10:38,100 --> 02:10:38,760
Says Lewis.

2897
02:10:39,760 --> 02:10:40,000
I'm...

2898
02:10:40,000 --> 02:10:42,080
I'm going to the mine tunnels...

2899
02:10:42,080 --> 02:10:44,560
To try and regroup with Leon.

2900
02:10:45,080 --> 02:10:46,800
I overheard Ramon.

2901
02:10:47,560 --> 02:10:48,820
On the castle intercom.

2902
02:10:49,320 --> 02:10:52,180
It's funny how the castle has a fucking intercom built in as well.

2903
02:10:52,220 --> 02:10:53,540
A little bit of electricity.

2904
02:10:53,880 --> 02:10:55,560
A little bit of new age enlightenment.

2905
02:10:56,700 --> 02:10:58,080
Added to the fucking...

2906
02:10:59,080 --> 02:11:00,840
Ancient mystique of the castle.

2907
02:11:01,360 --> 02:11:04,200
Although electricity came long after the enlightenment.

2908
02:11:05,320 --> 02:11:06,100
Who knows?

2909
02:11:06,740 --> 02:11:08,680
It would have been great to have been there the...

2910
02:11:08,680 --> 02:11:10,420
The day it was discovered, you know?

2911
02:11:11,420 --> 02:11:12,100
Um...

2912
02:11:12,100 --> 02:11:14,580
Harnessing the power of electrical fields.

2913
02:11:15,480 --> 02:11:16,540
What was that like?

2914
02:11:16,920 --> 02:11:18,000
How did that go down?

2915
02:11:19,280 --> 02:11:19,680
And, uh...

2916
02:11:20,680 --> 02:11:21,820
What was that like?

2917
02:11:22,040 --> 02:11:23,420
Basically is what I'm thinking of.

2918
02:11:23,860 --> 02:11:25,000
Thomas Edison, was it?

2919
02:11:25,320 --> 02:11:26,100
The old light bulb.

2920
02:11:28,660 --> 02:11:30,640
I know he didn't invent electricity.

2921
02:11:31,260 --> 02:11:32,180
I'll tell you who did, though.

2922
02:11:32,760 --> 02:11:33,180
God.

2923
02:11:34,660 --> 02:11:35,420
Or did he?

2924
02:11:36,620 --> 02:11:37,800
Or is even God a he?

2925
02:11:38,220 --> 02:11:40,240
Or is even God a fucking thing?

2926
02:11:42,380 --> 02:11:42,820
Crazy.

2927
02:11:42,980 --> 02:11:44,100
Let's get back to the...

2928
02:11:44,100 --> 02:11:46,040
The conversation we had earlier on, Tom.

2929
02:11:47,500 --> 02:11:49,580
What about where it all began and where we're going?

2930
02:11:49,580 --> 02:11:52,580
You know...

2931
02:11:52,580 --> 02:11:53,680
You know it's true.

2932
02:11:54,080 --> 02:11:55,000
You know it's true.

2933
02:11:56,500 --> 02:11:57,160
Yeah, well, we...

2934
02:11:57,160 --> 02:11:57,480
We...

2935
02:11:57,480 --> 02:11:58,880
We squared that circle.

2936
02:12:00,920 --> 02:12:02,040
What was the conclusion?

2937
02:12:03,100 --> 02:12:03,860
We don't know.

2938
02:12:05,480 --> 02:12:06,180
Very good.

2939
02:12:06,440 --> 02:12:06,920
Very good.

2940
02:12:08,000 --> 02:12:08,760
Let's keep going.

2941
02:12:09,280 --> 02:12:11,040
He really knows his way around this place.

2942
02:12:12,140 --> 02:12:12,820
Spray paint.

2943
02:12:12,820 --> 02:12:14,820
Someone's been doing a bit of fucking graffiti here.

2944
02:12:15,840 --> 02:12:17,240
So, we'll go down there.

2945
02:12:17,440 --> 02:12:18,800
Follow the red marks.

2946
02:12:18,800 --> 02:12:31,020
It might have been God that invented electricity.

2947
02:12:31,160 --> 02:12:31,740
I'm not sure.

2948
02:12:31,900 --> 02:12:33,360
It could have been your man,

2949
02:12:34,120 --> 02:12:35,240
Joseph Tesla.

2950
02:12:37,920 --> 02:12:40,060
Or it could have been Joseph the Carpenter.

2951
02:12:40,980 --> 02:12:41,720
A.K.A.

2952
02:12:42,360 --> 02:12:43,820
Jesus' Owl Lad.

2953
02:12:45,420 --> 02:12:46,320
You reckon...

2954
02:12:46,320 --> 02:12:48,680
Joseph really was Jesus' dad.

2955
02:12:49,580 --> 02:12:50,520
And, uh...

2956
02:12:52,200 --> 02:12:53,600
Mary just, like...

2957
02:12:53,600 --> 02:12:54,980
Might have had a fucking dream.

2958
02:12:55,300 --> 02:12:55,520
And then...

2959
02:12:57,100 --> 02:12:58,980
There was an angel visiting her.

2960
02:12:59,140 --> 02:12:59,720
And then...

2961
02:12:59,720 --> 02:13:00,720
It all...

2962
02:13:00,720 --> 02:13:01,520
One lie...

2963
02:13:01,520 --> 02:13:04,620
Not a lie, but one misunderstanding came after another one.

2964
02:13:04,700 --> 02:13:05,160
And then...

2965
02:13:05,160 --> 02:13:06,520
Before you know it...

2966
02:13:07,280 --> 02:13:08,880
A whole religion had started.

2967
02:13:08,880 --> 02:13:09,020
It.

2968
02:13:09,020 --> 02:13:09,060
It.

2969
02:13:09,060 --> 02:13:13,320
Crazy.

2970
02:13:13,580 --> 02:13:14,680
Crazy when you think about it.

2971
02:13:14,720 --> 02:13:15,160
And what...

2972
02:13:15,160 --> 02:13:18,220
What even became of fucking Mary and Joseph after that thing?

2973
02:13:18,280 --> 02:13:22,160
Because they were kind of outshined and forgotten about once Jesus hit the scene.

2974
02:13:23,000 --> 02:13:26,260
Once Jesus hit the streets, it was over for those guys.

2975
02:13:26,420 --> 02:13:26,680
Do you know?

2976
02:13:27,820 --> 02:13:28,420
Also...

2977
02:13:28,420 --> 02:13:33,840
Did they kick the bucket before Jesus apparently kicked the bucket?

2978
02:13:34,180 --> 02:13:34,920
We don't know.

2979
02:13:35,380 --> 02:13:36,120
Cooked by God.

2980
02:13:36,160 --> 02:13:36,900
Thank you very much.

2981
02:13:36,980 --> 02:13:37,520
A nest.

2982
02:13:38,520 --> 02:13:40,400
Hope it's not a sign of things to come.

2983
02:13:40,660 --> 02:13:42,580
They fell off for real, for real.

2984
02:13:43,680 --> 02:13:46,100
Mary had a bit of a naughty streak.

2985
02:13:47,040 --> 02:13:48,500
She really likes the limelight.

2986
02:13:50,380 --> 02:13:53,200
Electricity was created by Tommy Schlug.

2987
02:13:53,340 --> 02:13:56,300
It was originally called Lightning in a Bottle.

2988
02:13:56,840 --> 02:13:58,700
Well, I don't know what you think about that, Tom.

2989
02:13:58,740 --> 02:14:00,880
That's a message that just came through on the pipeline there.

2990
02:14:03,660 --> 02:14:04,920
Very, very funny.

2991
02:14:05,820 --> 02:14:07,940
But I have to admit, hold my hands up.

2992
02:14:08,240 --> 02:14:10,400
I didn't invent electricity.

2993
02:14:10,720 --> 02:14:11,520
That wasn't me.

2994
02:14:12,180 --> 02:14:13,060
But thanks very much.

2995
02:14:13,120 --> 02:14:13,720
Very...

2996
02:14:13,720 --> 02:14:15,780
It's flattering to think that somebody thought that, though.

2997
02:14:17,220 --> 02:14:18,740
Flattering to think somebody thought that.

2998
02:14:19,280 --> 02:14:19,680
Good.

2999
02:14:19,680 --> 02:14:21,540
Lovely.

3000
02:14:22,860 --> 02:14:23,860
One in the abdomen.

3001
02:14:25,300 --> 02:14:26,140
One in the...

3002
02:14:26,140 --> 02:14:26,820
One in the head.

3003
02:14:27,600 --> 02:14:28,440
And now...

3004
02:14:28,440 --> 02:14:29,080
One in the chest.

3005
02:14:29,180 --> 02:14:29,800
Close range.

3006
02:14:29,960 --> 02:14:30,480
One in the arm.

3007
02:14:30,800 --> 02:14:31,660
One in the chest again.

3008
02:14:32,660 --> 02:14:33,220
Chest ball.

3009
02:14:33,920 --> 02:14:34,220
Now.

3010
02:14:34,980 --> 02:14:35,420
Watch out.

3011
02:14:35,480 --> 02:14:36,100
This fucker is gonna...

3012
02:14:36,100 --> 02:14:41,360
He's gone.

3013
02:14:41,700 --> 02:14:42,720
He's fucking done.

3014
02:14:43,120 --> 02:14:44,940
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

3015
02:14:46,540 --> 02:14:47,460
That's another one.

3016
02:14:47,540 --> 02:14:48,180
One for the...

3017
02:14:48,180 --> 02:14:49,120
That's one for the ages.

3018
02:14:49,120 --> 02:14:51,700
Stick that one in the gallery.

3019
02:14:52,380 --> 02:14:53,820
Charge fuckers to come and see it.

3020
02:14:55,960 --> 02:14:56,480
Wow.

3021
02:14:58,220 --> 02:15:00,900
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of breakfast this morning.

3022
02:15:02,860 --> 02:15:07,400
I think the phrase, Tom, is somebody woke up on the wrong side of bed.

3023
02:15:09,700 --> 02:15:10,620
What did I say?

3024
02:15:12,260 --> 02:15:14,440
The wrong side of breakfast.

3025
02:15:14,640 --> 02:15:16,460
It really was the wrong thing to say.

3026
02:15:16,520 --> 02:15:17,680
Thanks very much, Dermot.

3027
02:15:18,500 --> 02:15:19,000
Connelly.

3028
02:15:19,000 --> 02:15:31,820
I will not allow the angel of the lanes to tip me not say thank you for it.

3029
02:15:32,240 --> 02:15:33,640
Thank you very much there.

3030
02:15:34,680 --> 02:15:36,960
Do you know, it's just happened again.

3031
02:15:37,500 --> 02:15:45,140
The sensation you get when they say, oh, that's one of the fucking cells in your ears dying and you'll never hear that frequency again.

3032
02:15:45,780 --> 02:15:50,260
I seem to be getting that on a much more regular basis these days.

3033
02:15:50,480 --> 02:15:51,480
I don't know why.

3034
02:15:52,440 --> 02:15:53,120
I've tried to...

3035
02:15:53,120 --> 02:15:55,680
A number of different ways of remedying it.

3036
02:15:55,760 --> 02:16:00,020
Like getting more sleep or drinking more water or fucking, you know.

3037
02:16:00,720 --> 02:16:01,820
Just different things.

3038
02:16:01,920 --> 02:16:02,720
It's still happening.

3039
02:16:03,020 --> 02:16:03,300
And I...

3040
02:16:03,300 --> 02:16:04,040
But I'm not...

3041
02:16:04,040 --> 02:16:05,100
I don't feel deaf.

3042
02:16:06,540 --> 02:16:07,140
Do you know?

3043
02:16:07,700 --> 02:16:08,860
But I'm getting that a lot.

3044
02:16:09,020 --> 02:16:12,760
Could it be something to do with blood pressure or fucking something else?

3045
02:16:12,860 --> 02:16:14,300
Are there anybody...

3046
02:16:14,300 --> 02:16:16,340
I've done the Googling.

3047
02:16:16,980 --> 02:16:18,920
I've exhausted that.

3048
02:16:19,120 --> 02:16:21,580
I've found out I have every ailment under the sun.

3049
02:16:22,200 --> 02:16:24,660
And I'm possibly on the fucking way out.

3050
02:16:25,040 --> 02:16:28,900
But I'm willing to throw the dice into the chat of this stream.

3051
02:16:29,440 --> 02:16:33,020
To really pinpoint what's wrong with me in a medical way.

3052
02:16:33,020 --> 02:16:36,620
I know there's a lot of highly esteemed professionals out there.

3053
02:16:37,440 --> 02:16:38,400
Maybe you can tell me, guys.

3054
02:16:39,900 --> 02:16:41,600
Maybe Aaron Flood or Liam Rogers.

3055
02:16:42,520 --> 02:16:43,200
Great stuff.

3056
02:16:43,760 --> 02:16:45,760
Mr. Rogers is back in town.

3057
02:16:46,860 --> 02:16:50,880
And this time he's deviating from the Resident Evil tips, hints and tricks.

3058
02:16:51,480 --> 02:16:55,020
And now he's delving into the realm of medicine.

3059
02:16:55,980 --> 02:16:59,220
And he recommends Flat 7 Up.

3060
02:17:00,320 --> 02:17:01,960
And it will sort everything out.

3061
02:17:01,960 --> 02:17:02,820
That's great news.

3062
02:17:03,260 --> 02:17:05,480
And thanks very much, Mr. Rogers.

3063
02:17:06,040 --> 02:17:07,500
Or as you're known in French.

3064
02:17:10,080 --> 02:17:11,340
Monsieur Roger.

3065
02:17:12,420 --> 02:17:19,240
Because the S, I don't believe they would say the S in French if they did fucking say that.

3066
02:17:20,000 --> 02:17:21,500
Plus, you're out in Brussels.

3067
02:17:22,380 --> 02:17:24,400
I wonder what language you're speaking there.

3068
02:17:24,400 --> 02:17:26,300
Because they have a few ones going, don't they?

3069
02:17:27,880 --> 02:17:29,280
Tina Titwag.

3070
02:17:29,500 --> 02:17:30,840
Thank you very much for the tip.

3071
02:17:31,020 --> 02:17:32,200
And Harry Gannon.

3072
02:17:32,360 --> 02:17:33,040
Thank you very much.

3073
02:17:33,100 --> 02:17:33,840
Thanks for coming back.

3074
02:17:34,080 --> 02:17:35,400
Before the year's end.

3075
02:17:35,480 --> 02:17:36,420
The Angel of the Lies.

3076
02:17:37,120 --> 02:17:38,240
We don't know enough.

3077
02:17:38,360 --> 02:17:40,360
But that shouldn't stop us from guessing, you say.

3078
02:17:40,460 --> 02:17:41,280
That's fucking brilliant.

3079
02:17:42,760 --> 02:17:43,660
Dermot Connolly.

3080
02:17:43,900 --> 02:17:46,880
Tom, are you doing a bus for Ramestein next summer?

3081
02:17:47,080 --> 02:17:50,300
I'll be fucked if I'm paying for a labba in Dublin.

3082
02:17:52,140 --> 02:17:53,480
Well, I'm doing a...

3083
02:17:53,480 --> 02:17:56,000
I might be doing a bus, but I'm not doing a fucking labba service.

3084
02:17:56,160 --> 02:17:56,680
Like, it's not...

3085
02:17:56,680 --> 02:17:57,980
There's no beds on the fucking thing.

3086
02:17:58,860 --> 02:18:03,060
I think he meant that he wants to sleep in his own cot at the end of the night.

3087
02:18:03,140 --> 02:18:08,200
He's not fucking shelling out chaos prices on booking.com for a night in Dublin.

3088
02:18:09,520 --> 02:18:10,980
Fucking insane prices.

3089
02:18:12,660 --> 02:18:14,160
Well, no, I'll do a bus.

3090
02:18:14,780 --> 02:18:16,380
I believe Schlipnacht are playing as well.

3091
02:18:16,440 --> 02:18:17,820
I might be doing a bus for them as well.

3092
02:18:18,280 --> 02:18:19,660
But, uh...

3093
02:18:19,660 --> 02:18:20,340
Rammestein.

3094
02:18:20,440 --> 02:18:20,960
Ich will.

3095
02:18:21,660 --> 02:18:24,300
To answer your question, will I be doing a bus for Rammestein?

3096
02:18:25,300 --> 02:18:25,960
Ich will.

3097
02:18:25,960 --> 02:18:27,900
Which is German for I will, yeah.

3098
02:18:27,900 --> 02:18:30,960
Not too sure about that.

3099
02:18:31,560 --> 02:18:37,160
Maybe there are any Jerrys in the chat that might be able to enlighten us as to what that would be.

3100
02:18:37,740 --> 02:18:38,660
Will I be.

3101
02:18:39,340 --> 02:18:40,840
Will I be.

3102
02:18:41,520 --> 02:18:47,740
For many years, the existence of the waterway beneath the castle was forgotten.

3103
02:18:48,540 --> 02:18:53,300
According to our records, it was built by third generation consoles.

3104
02:18:53,300 --> 02:18:56,320
Such as the SNES.

3105
02:18:58,240 --> 02:18:59,420
And to a further extent.

3106
02:18:59,600 --> 02:19:01,120
Or was the third generation the PlayStation?

3107
02:19:01,260 --> 02:19:01,600
I'm not sure.

3108
02:19:01,860 --> 02:19:07,840
According to our records, it was built by third generation Count Gregorio, the architect.

3109
02:19:08,060 --> 02:19:10,860
Now, the reason for its construction is unclear.

3110
02:19:11,200 --> 02:19:18,600
But it may have been something to do with containing the deadly insects that plagued his predecessor, Count Hippolito.

3111
02:19:19,660 --> 02:19:23,560
Water is, after all, a symbol of purity for the Salazar family.

3112
02:19:23,900 --> 02:19:29,800
Now, Gregorio's waterway was rediscovered during the excavation of the underground tunnel the other day.

3113
02:19:30,800 --> 02:19:33,440
Under the orders of the 8th General Count Roman.

3114
02:19:34,440 --> 02:19:37,060
It's an elaborate, beautiful architecture piece.

3115
02:19:37,240 --> 02:19:41,140
It's just one of the examples of Gregorio's iconic work.

3116
02:19:41,600 --> 02:19:42,160
Gregorio.

3117
02:19:42,660 --> 02:19:45,900
What if we can get a fucking effect for that going as well?

3118
02:19:50,240 --> 02:19:53,860
I am Gregorio.

3119
02:19:56,380 --> 02:19:57,020
Gregorio.

3120
02:19:58,540 --> 02:19:59,100
Gregorio.

3121
02:19:59,100 --> 02:20:01,200
Gregorio.

3122
02:20:02,560 --> 02:20:03,280
Gregorio.

3123
02:20:04,840 --> 02:20:05,400
Gregorio.

3124
02:20:08,400 --> 02:20:09,480
Back to normal.

3125
02:20:09,720 --> 02:20:12,300
Back to normal voice for the rest of that thing there.

3126
02:20:12,400 --> 02:20:15,140
It was a departure from what we were used to there.

3127
02:20:17,860 --> 02:20:20,100
The elaborate, beautiful architecture

3128
02:20:20,100 --> 02:20:24,680
is just one example of Gregorio's iconic work.

3129
02:20:25,720 --> 02:20:28,200
He redirected the river to flow underground,

3130
02:20:28,420 --> 02:20:31,560
creating both a waterworks and a sewage system.

3131
02:20:31,560 --> 02:20:36,340
can even be used as a water storage facility during times of drought.

3132
02:20:37,340 --> 02:20:39,520
You'd know about it if you ever had it in front of you.

3133
02:20:39,640 --> 02:20:43,320
I dare say you've ever fucking seen a waterway in your life.

3134
02:20:43,940 --> 02:20:45,380
Just adding bits for flavour here.

3135
02:20:47,780 --> 02:20:52,700
construction can only be described as a magnificent feat of architecture for the time.

3136
02:20:53,560 --> 02:20:54,940
where its beauty is wasted.

3137
02:20:54,940 --> 02:20:54,940
But its beauty is wasted.

3138
02:20:54,940 --> 02:20:57,380
on our ruling simpleton.

3139
02:20:58,740 --> 02:21:00,820
The only interest he showed in the place

3140
02:21:00,820 --> 02:21:03,540
was using it as a fucking tool

3141
02:21:03,540 --> 02:21:05,740
to drown those cunts

3142
02:21:05,740 --> 02:21:07,260
who dare oppose

3143
02:21:07,260 --> 02:21:09,500
insolence.

3144
02:21:15,840 --> 02:21:31,560
And that's the end of that Salazar family chronology titled Waterway.

3145
02:21:31,620 --> 02:21:33,260
"I'm ready, done and dusted."

3146
02:21:33,260 --> 02:21:34,940
Jesus Christ.

3147
02:21:36,540 --> 02:21:38,400
Let's save it for fucking no reason.

3148
02:21:38,400 --> 02:21:41,780
We don't even need to save it because we're doing such great work.

3149
02:21:42,260 --> 02:21:43,080
Better than the...

3150
02:21:43,940 --> 02:21:45,760
idiots that made this waterway anyway.

3151
02:21:45,760 --> 02:21:47,640
And you can't go down into the fucking soup.

3152
02:21:47,640 --> 02:21:48,640
We're gonna have to go and...

3153
02:21:50,100 --> 02:21:53,400
pull some fucking lever or press a switch or do something.

3154
02:21:54,440 --> 02:21:55,200
Push a button.

3155
02:21:55,200 --> 02:21:55,440
Press...

3156
02:21:55,440 --> 02:21:56,140
Whoa!

3157
02:21:57,320 --> 02:21:58,000
Seafood.

3158
02:22:04,200 --> 02:22:04,700
What a...

3159
02:22:04,940 --> 02:22:06,700
What a sick fucker.

3160
02:22:06,700 --> 02:22:07,100
That...

3161
02:22:07,100 --> 02:22:09,780
That little exploding seafood monster.

3162
02:22:09,780 --> 02:22:10,280
It's...

3163
02:22:11,620 --> 02:22:12,700
Look at this guy.

3164
02:22:14,660 --> 02:22:15,540
One in the chest.

3165
02:22:15,540 --> 02:22:16,940
A second one in the chest.

3166
02:22:16,940 --> 02:22:18,940
A third one in the chest.

3167
02:22:18,940 --> 02:22:21,840
One in the arm.

3168
02:22:22,200 --> 02:22:23,280
And that's him got...

3169
02:22:23,280 --> 02:22:25,240
And now there's a man with a shield here.

3170
02:22:26,440 --> 02:22:28,020
Really took me by surprise.

3171
02:22:28,020 --> 02:22:28,960
Caught me off guard.

3172
02:22:29,660 --> 02:22:31,240
And now we've got rid of his guard.

3173
02:22:31,240 --> 02:22:32,040
A slash.

3174
02:22:32,040 --> 02:22:32,720
And then a shot.

3175
02:22:32,720 --> 02:22:33,100
And a shot.

3176
02:22:33,100 --> 02:22:33,520
And a shot.

3177
02:22:33,800 --> 02:22:34,840
Tuck his arm off.

3178
02:22:35,200 --> 02:22:38,180
That just goes to show how powerful the Punisher is.

3179
02:22:38,700 --> 02:22:39,680
Punisher by name.

3180
02:22:40,380 --> 02:22:41,580
Punisher by nature.

3181
02:22:42,140 --> 02:22:45,220
Have you ever seen a handgun take a man's arm off?

3182
02:22:46,000 --> 02:22:46,640
Hey, there's...

3183
02:22:46,640 --> 02:22:48,600
He's not even a man, in fairness.

3184
02:22:48,820 --> 02:22:49,960
And look at those...

3185
02:22:49,960 --> 02:22:51,160
Tentacles...

3186
02:22:51,160 --> 02:22:53,460
Of doom coming out of his fucking...

3187
02:22:53,460 --> 02:22:54,440
Shoulder socket.

3188
02:22:54,800 --> 02:22:55,820
Known as the shoulder.

3189
02:22:57,640 --> 02:22:59,040
Let's twist this...

3190
02:22:59,040 --> 02:23:00,940
Thing here and see how it goes.

3191
02:23:05,800 --> 02:23:06,200
Splash.

3192
02:23:06,560 --> 02:23:06,960
Splash.

3193
02:23:07,080 --> 02:23:08,100
I was taken aback.

3194
02:23:08,100 --> 02:23:09,140
You should take care of the water.

3195
02:23:11,320 --> 02:23:12,460
Another gold bar.

3196
02:23:12,560 --> 02:23:13,940
Thank you very much, gold bar.

3197
02:23:14,540 --> 02:23:15,540
Lying about limerick.

3198
02:23:15,600 --> 02:23:16,320
Thank you very much.

3199
02:23:16,760 --> 02:23:20,680
Francis, I get the ringing in my ears from smoking too much hash, you see.

3200
02:23:20,800 --> 02:23:22,220
Is that the best you can come up with?

3201
02:23:22,980 --> 02:23:26,900
Thank you very much there for your kind-hearted and generous...

3202
02:23:26,900 --> 02:23:27,960
Generous tip.

3203
02:23:28,400 --> 02:23:28,900
With...

3204
02:23:28,900 --> 02:23:30,100
An addendum...

3205
02:23:31,100 --> 02:23:32,100
Of text...

3206
02:23:33,100 --> 02:23:34,100
Relating to a previous...

3207
02:23:35,100 --> 02:23:36,400
Gripe and concern.

3208
02:23:37,740 --> 02:23:40,280
Good to know that someone out there is fucking thinking of me.

3209
02:23:42,880 --> 02:23:44,700
Fucker down there with a crossbow.

3210
02:23:44,700 --> 02:23:45,880
It's time to get busy...

3211
02:23:45,880 --> 02:23:48,100
With the punisher again.

3212
02:23:49,880 --> 02:23:51,920
I might take control of the commentary for this one.

3213
02:23:54,040 --> 02:23:55,280
That's one for the Aegis.

3214
02:23:56,520 --> 02:23:58,460
Make sure to send that before the deadline.

3215
02:23:59,640 --> 02:24:00,520
Christmas is here.

3216
02:24:01,880 --> 02:24:02,840
And that's lovely.

3217
02:24:03,160 --> 02:24:04,620
I have another one over there as well.

3218
02:24:06,020 --> 02:24:06,960
Take it away, Tom.

3219
02:24:08,820 --> 02:24:10,220
That's one for the Christmas tree.

3220
02:24:11,680 --> 02:24:13,360
Did you ask Santa for that?

3221
02:24:17,180 --> 02:24:17,940
He's fucked.

3222
02:24:17,940 --> 02:24:21,680
Thank you very much for the tip there.

3223
02:24:21,840 --> 02:24:22,940
Thinking of you.

3224
02:24:23,140 --> 02:24:23,960
That's great stuff.

3225
02:24:24,220 --> 02:24:25,160
Very, very kind of you.

3226
02:24:27,720 --> 02:24:35,200
You know when Stuart Shafé talked about roaming around a virtual environment with your avatar,

3227
02:24:35,620 --> 02:24:38,180
little could he have known, or at least he probably did,

3228
02:24:38,260 --> 02:24:45,260
but how far it would come to the point where it's exactly how he described it, but better.

3229
02:24:45,680 --> 02:24:48,320
You know, the graphics are better, the worlds are bigger.

3230
02:24:48,620 --> 02:24:49,540
Just insane.

3231
02:24:50,280 --> 02:24:57,740
And as sickening as fucking Mark Zuckerberg from Facebook is,

3232
02:24:57,820 --> 02:25:00,120
with his metabolics.

3233
02:25:01,420 --> 02:25:02,600
Metabolic steroids.

3234
02:25:04,600 --> 02:25:08,480
As sickening as all that is, it looks as though it's going to be the reality,

3235
02:25:08,660 --> 02:25:12,960
because if you imagine it, you're born into the world now as it is.

3236
02:25:13,920 --> 02:25:20,020
With no knowledge of how ridiculous all this virtual shite is.

3237
02:25:21,680 --> 02:25:27,980
All you know is that it's cool, it's immersive, it's a sensory, you've hit the sensory jackpot overload machine.

3238
02:25:29,480 --> 02:25:37,800
You know, people are going to go deeper and deeper into a world, a virtual fucking world,

3239
02:25:37,920 --> 02:25:39,400
and we'll all just be sitting at home.

3240
02:25:40,360 --> 02:25:43,640
Sitting at home and plugged into the fucking Zucker matrix.

3241
02:25:44,440 --> 02:25:47,240
Much like we are now, but even better.

3242
02:25:47,660 --> 02:25:48,920
The graphics will be even better.

3243
02:25:49,960 --> 02:25:52,580
And, uh, just like...

3244
02:25:52,580 --> 02:25:54,540
It's going to be like we're all in pods.

3245
02:25:54,980 --> 02:25:56,120
Maybe we're going to be in pods.

3246
02:25:56,220 --> 02:25:58,980
Do you know the way these fucking regenerators in Resident Evil,

3247
02:25:59,080 --> 02:26:00,720
when you first see them, they're all just in pods?

3248
02:26:00,780 --> 02:26:01,460
Or the tyrant.

3249
02:26:01,980 --> 02:26:05,300
They're just like, in a glass case with water in it.

3250
02:26:06,600 --> 02:26:08,020
I think that's where we're going.

3251
02:26:10,000 --> 02:26:10,560
And...

3252
02:26:11,700 --> 02:26:18,240
It could also be a case of, we're going to be in those and live forever.

3253
02:26:18,380 --> 02:26:19,900
You know, the bodies are going to live forever.

3254
02:26:20,280 --> 02:26:25,400
Our carcass is going to be, like, wired up to a mainframe.

3255
02:26:26,120 --> 02:26:27,620
And we will never die.

3256
02:26:28,620 --> 02:26:32,800
But it will be a sickening, sickening world.

3257
02:26:33,820 --> 02:26:35,020
So, I mean...

3258
02:26:35,020 --> 02:26:38,960
I used to get fucking annoyed that I'm not going to see what life is going to be like

3259
02:26:38,960 --> 02:26:42,080
in 100, 200, 1000, a million years' time.

3260
02:26:42,580 --> 02:26:42,960
But...

3261
02:26:43,780 --> 02:26:44,460
Who knows?

3262
02:26:44,560 --> 02:26:45,820
It might not be nice.

3263
02:26:46,120 --> 02:26:48,700
We could actually be living in the greatest of times.

3264
02:26:49,460 --> 02:26:50,220
But we could...

3265
02:26:50,220 --> 02:26:52,640
You know, the people that say that we're living in end times.

3266
02:26:53,920 --> 02:26:55,060
Well, you never know.

3267
02:26:55,360 --> 02:26:57,980
You don't know what you've got until it's gone.

3268
02:26:58,680 --> 02:27:00,560
You pay of paradise to put up a par...

3269
02:27:00,560 --> 02:27:01,620
There's a snake down there.

3270
02:27:02,060 --> 02:27:03,460
Kill that snake down there.

3271
02:27:03,460 --> 02:27:06,860
I'm on it Tom

3272
02:27:06,860 --> 02:27:08,860
I am on it

3273
02:27:08,860 --> 02:27:12,180
Whoa

3274
02:27:12,180 --> 02:27:16,640
Fucking scumbags

3275
02:27:16,640 --> 02:27:22,000
These guys

3276
02:27:22,000 --> 02:27:23,540
They don't let up

3277
02:27:23,540 --> 02:27:24,460
Oh

3278
02:27:24,460 --> 02:27:38,920
Can't fucking see what's going on

3279
02:27:38,920 --> 02:27:39,820
World Wide Web

3280
02:27:39,820 --> 02:27:40,680
How the hell are you

3281
02:27:40,680 --> 02:27:41,320
Thanks for the tip

3282
02:27:41,320 --> 02:27:41,780
I missed you

3283
02:27:41,780 --> 02:27:42,900
Is Tommy's son Declan

3284
02:27:42,900 --> 02:27:44,120
Coming home from Australia

3285
02:27:44,120 --> 02:27:44,800
For Christmas

3286
02:27:44,800 --> 02:27:45,560
Tom

3287
02:27:45,560 --> 02:27:48,640
Oh for fuck's sake

3288
02:27:48,640 --> 02:27:49,580
You should focus on

3289
02:27:49,580 --> 02:27:50,620
Getting the job done

3290
02:27:50,620 --> 02:27:51,700
Instead of this bloody

3291
02:27:51,700 --> 02:27:52,860
Thanking people

3292
02:27:52,860 --> 02:27:53,900
Who have kindly done it

3293
02:27:53,900 --> 02:27:54,760
And sent messages

3294
02:27:54,760 --> 02:27:57,300
I should actually yeah

3295
02:27:57,300 --> 02:27:58,540
I mean no

3296
02:27:58,540 --> 02:27:59,540
I mean what

3297
02:27:59,540 --> 02:28:00,460
I'm confused

3298
02:28:00,460 --> 02:28:01,860
No we should say thanks

3299
02:28:01,860 --> 02:28:03,340
We should yeah

3300
02:28:03,340 --> 02:28:04,600
Thank you very much for the tip

3301
02:28:04,600 --> 02:28:06,560
Tommy's son Declan

3302
02:28:06,560 --> 02:28:06,840
Look

3303
02:28:06,840 --> 02:28:08,400
I'll be talking to Declan

3304
02:28:08,400 --> 02:28:09,020
On Skype

3305
02:28:09,020 --> 02:28:10,020
Maybe at Christmas

3306
02:28:10,020 --> 02:28:10,600
But he's not

3307
02:28:10,600 --> 02:28:11,760
He's not going to be back

3308
02:28:11,760 --> 02:28:13,660
He's too much work on

3309
02:28:13,660 --> 02:28:16,160
That's fine

3310
02:28:16,160 --> 02:28:17,440
Do you know I'm okay with that

3311
02:28:17,440 --> 02:28:19,660
I'll just have dinner on my own

3312
02:28:19,660 --> 02:28:21,120
And do a Skype

3313
02:28:21,120 --> 02:28:22,920
And then maybe watch a bit of TV

3314
02:28:22,920 --> 02:28:23,880
Later on in the evening

3315
02:28:23,880 --> 02:28:26,560
Great stuff

3316
02:28:26,560 --> 02:28:29,120
Let's replay that scene

3317
02:28:29,120 --> 02:28:30,080
But this time

3318
02:28:30,080 --> 02:28:30,760
The outcome

3319
02:28:30,760 --> 02:28:31,860
Will be

3320
02:28:31,860 --> 02:28:33,580
A little bit different

3321
02:28:33,580 --> 02:28:38,920
A Google user

3322
02:28:38,920 --> 02:28:40,060
Thank you very much

3323
02:28:40,060 --> 02:28:41,280
A Google user

3324
02:28:41,280 --> 02:28:43,560
You're not an abuser

3325
02:28:43,560 --> 02:28:45,140
You're an absolute

3326
02:28:45,140 --> 02:28:46,860
Kind hearted

3327
02:28:46,860 --> 02:28:47,960
And beautiful soul

3328
02:28:47,960 --> 02:28:49,460
And thank you very much

3329
02:28:49,460 --> 02:28:50,800
And we've just got a viper

3330
02:28:50,800 --> 02:28:51,860
Ladies and gentlemen

3331
02:28:51,860 --> 02:28:52,460
That snake

3332
02:28:52,460 --> 02:28:54,460
Was nothing short of a viper

3333
02:28:54,460 --> 02:28:56,360
Have a quick look at the

3334
02:28:56,360 --> 02:28:57,700
Map here

3335
02:28:57,700 --> 02:28:59,180
I can't remember where the fuck

3336
02:28:59,180 --> 02:28:59,560
I'm going

3337
02:28:59,560 --> 02:29:02,640
We need

3338
02:29:02,640 --> 02:29:03,560
That's our route

3339
02:29:03,560 --> 02:29:04,640
So we need to be heading

3340
02:29:04,640 --> 02:29:05,280
Yeah okay

3341
02:29:05,280 --> 02:29:06,300
Yeah we're going the right way

3342
02:29:06,300 --> 02:29:06,640
Down here

3343
02:29:06,640 --> 02:29:07,600
We need to

3344
02:29:07,600 --> 02:29:13,140
We need to look out for these

3345
02:29:13,140 --> 02:29:14,480
Klim pipes

3346
02:29:14,480 --> 02:29:19,440
Thank you very much there

3347
02:29:19,440 --> 02:29:20,860
A Google user

3348
02:29:20,860 --> 02:29:23,800
For your kind of

3349
02:29:23,800 --> 02:29:24,320
Generous tip

3350
02:29:24,320 --> 02:29:24,600
You say

3351
02:29:24,600 --> 02:29:25,880
Virtual hash

3352
02:29:25,880 --> 02:29:27,240
For Christmas

3353
02:29:27,240 --> 02:29:28,660
Hashtag

3354
02:29:28,660 --> 02:29:30,600
Thank you very much

3355
02:29:30,600 --> 02:29:31,860
And I want to say

3356
02:29:31,860 --> 02:29:33,700
Extend the Christmas wishes

3357
02:29:33,700 --> 02:29:34,380
Well wishes

3358
02:29:34,380 --> 02:29:35,920
To everybody out there

3359
02:29:35,920 --> 02:29:37,080
In speedrun land

3360
02:29:37,080 --> 02:29:38,560
I know you're watching

3361
02:29:38,560 --> 02:29:40,240
A lot of the fucking

3362
02:29:40,240 --> 02:29:42,000
People who dare to admit it

3363
02:29:42,000 --> 02:29:44,640
Because they don't want to be

3364
02:29:44,640 --> 02:29:46,100
Associated with me

3365
02:29:46,100 --> 02:29:46,860
That's fine

3366
02:29:46,860 --> 02:29:47,860
I understand that

3367
02:29:47,860 --> 02:29:50,040
But I want to say to you

3368
02:29:50,040 --> 02:29:51,220
I hope you have a fucking

3369
02:29:51,220 --> 02:29:52,340
Great Christmas anyway

3370
02:29:52,340 --> 02:29:54,880
And no matter what happens

3371
02:29:54,880 --> 02:29:56,600
I'll always be

3372
02:29:56,600 --> 02:29:58,200
The speedrun

3373
02:29:58,200 --> 02:30:00,800
King

3374
02:30:00,800 --> 02:30:03,300
Of this realm

3375
02:30:03,300 --> 02:30:06,880
Fucking hell

3376
02:30:06,880 --> 02:30:10,560
Hellman province

3377
02:30:10,560 --> 02:30:12,480
Over in fucking Afghanistan

3378
02:30:12,480 --> 02:30:14,500
Don't really hear too much about

3379
02:30:14,500 --> 02:30:15,740
Hellman province nowadays

3380
02:30:15,740 --> 02:30:16,960
It used to be all the rage

3381
02:30:16,960 --> 02:30:18,820
And I've got a velvet blue

3382
02:30:18,820 --> 02:30:20,480
Yep

3383
02:30:20,480 --> 02:30:21,580
It's fallen off

3384
02:30:21,580 --> 02:30:22,040
Big time

3385
02:30:22,040 --> 02:30:22,420
For real

3386
02:30:22,420 --> 02:30:22,820
For real

3387
02:30:22,820 --> 02:30:24,440
And nobody talks about it

3388
02:30:24,440 --> 02:30:26,020
Because nobody's arsed

3389
02:30:26,020 --> 02:30:27,220
Probably because America

3390
02:30:27,220 --> 02:30:29,260
Aren't based there anymore

3391
02:30:29,260 --> 02:30:30,340
They don't have a forward

3392
02:30:30,340 --> 02:30:32,080
Operating base

3393
02:30:32,080 --> 02:30:33,100
There anymore

3394
02:30:33,100 --> 02:30:34,820
It was reconquered

3395
02:30:34,820 --> 02:30:36,420
And recalibrated

3396
02:30:36,420 --> 02:30:38,620
By those crazy boys

3397
02:30:38,620 --> 02:30:39,700
Known as

3398
02:30:39,700 --> 02:30:40,260
The Taliban

3399
02:30:40,260 --> 02:30:43,660
I don't know what the fuck that is

3400
02:30:43,660 --> 02:30:43,840
They're

3401
02:30:43,840 --> 02:30:45,720
Lord of the waterway

3402
02:30:45,720 --> 02:30:48,740
Lovely stuff

3403
02:30:48,740 --> 02:30:50,020
We've managed to get our hands

3404
02:30:50,020 --> 02:30:51,560
On a big fat lord

3405
02:30:51,560 --> 02:30:52,760
Of the waterway

3406
02:30:52,760 --> 02:30:53,880
Not the lord

3407
02:30:53,880 --> 02:30:55,940
That we know of

3408
02:30:55,940 --> 02:30:57,440
A.K.A.

3409
02:30:58,240 --> 02:30:59,240
Jeezy Creasy

3410
02:30:59,240 --> 02:31:01,960
But a big fish

3411
02:31:01,960 --> 02:31:03,860
Similar to that of the large

3412
02:31:03,860 --> 02:31:05,680
Black bass

3413
02:31:05,680 --> 02:31:08,160
That we encountered earlier on

3414
02:31:08,160 --> 02:31:10,280
We're gonna have to make a little foray back

3415
02:31:10,280 --> 02:31:11,640
Towards our merchant

3416
02:31:11,640 --> 02:31:14,680
In order to give him that massive fish

3417
02:31:14,680 --> 02:31:15,980
The lord of the dance

3418
02:31:15,980 --> 02:31:18,580
A real Michael Flatley of a fish

3419
02:31:18,580 --> 02:31:21,640
Wait for this fucking header

3420
02:31:21,640 --> 02:31:22,640
To make a little bit of a fish

3421
02:31:22,640 --> 02:31:24,660
I wonder if we use the biosensor scope

3422
02:31:24,660 --> 02:31:26,020
It's a bit overkill

3423
02:31:26,020 --> 02:31:27,160
Overpowered

3424
02:31:27,160 --> 02:31:27,520
Yes

3425
02:31:27,520 --> 02:31:27,980
But I mean

3426
02:31:27,980 --> 02:31:30,380
Great to put the biosensor scope

3427
02:31:30,380 --> 02:31:31,240
On the punisher

3428
02:31:31,240 --> 02:31:33,700
I was supposed to play another game of chess

3429
02:31:33,700 --> 02:31:34,420
With Thomas

3430
02:31:34,420 --> 02:31:37,440
I was supposed to play another game of chess

3431
02:31:37,440 --> 02:31:38,200
With Thomas

3432
02:31:38,200 --> 02:31:40,320
Thanks for the tip there

3433
02:31:40,320 --> 02:31:42,060
Lord bastard cake

3434
02:31:42,060 --> 02:31:44,560
Put the biosensor on the stingray

3435
02:31:44,560 --> 02:31:46,560
And equip the stingray

3436
02:31:46,560 --> 02:31:50,540
Nothing go-

3437
02:31:50,540 --> 02:31:53,020
That does fuck all

3438
02:31:53,020 --> 02:31:55,760
Because you can't see anything but the eyes anyway

3439
02:31:55,760 --> 02:31:59,520
Everything but the eyes

3440
02:31:59,520 --> 02:32:05,660
I was gonna try and sing the fucking

3441
02:32:05,660 --> 02:32:07,940
Everything but the girl

3442
02:32:07,940 --> 02:32:09,560
And try and transpose the lyrics there

3443
02:32:09,560 --> 02:32:11,200
But I don't have the brain power

3444
02:32:11,200 --> 02:32:13,060
To make that a bit

3445
02:32:13,060 --> 02:32:15,220
A clone named Gibso

3446
02:32:15,220 --> 02:32:17,300
Thank you very much for the tip there

3447
02:32:17,300 --> 02:32:18,460
I hope you're getting on well

3448
02:32:18,460 --> 02:32:20,160
Gibso Clono

3449
02:32:20,160 --> 02:32:23,860
Ipso facto

3450
02:32:23,860 --> 02:32:27,440
These guys are getting drilled

3451
02:32:27,440 --> 02:32:29,300
Big time

3452
02:32:29,300 --> 02:32:32,360
Talking 9mm Parabellum rounds

3453
02:32:32,360 --> 02:32:34,540
Pure Tony's arms crack

3454
02:32:34,540 --> 02:32:37,720
Down there

3455
02:32:37,720 --> 02:32:38,300
And to the

3456
02:32:38,300 --> 02:32:39,540
I'll turn around

3457
02:32:39,540 --> 02:32:40,780
Go right and then left

3458
02:32:40,780 --> 02:32:41,600
Turn around

3459
02:32:41,600 --> 02:32:44,800
Back again

3460
02:32:44,800 --> 02:32:47,300
Head down that way

3461
02:32:47,300 --> 02:32:49,780
Head down there

3462
02:32:49,780 --> 02:32:51,040
And then turn right down there

3463
02:32:51,040 --> 02:32:52,740
No that's wrong

3464
02:32:52,740 --> 02:32:56,940
That's wrong

3465
02:32:56,940 --> 02:33:03,600
Just need to have your wits about you

3466
02:33:03,600 --> 02:33:06,740
When you're going down these dark fucking cavernous tunnels

3467
02:33:06,740 --> 02:33:09,600
Because you see a green pair of eyes

3468
02:33:09,600 --> 02:33:11,660
You know it's time to fucking get busy

3469
02:33:11,660 --> 02:33:20,360
Don't see anything as of yet

3470
02:33:20,360 --> 02:33:20,840
It looks

3471
02:33:20,840 --> 02:33:22,560
Looks safe

3472
02:33:22,560 --> 02:33:24,400
Almost there

3473
02:33:24,400 --> 02:33:26,160
That's great to have that little bit of fucking

3474
02:33:26,160 --> 02:33:27,520
Graffiti there

3475
02:33:27,520 --> 02:33:28,280
To let us know

3476
02:33:28,280 --> 02:33:30,460
Exactly where we're going to go on the right way

3477
02:33:30,460 --> 02:33:31,620
Waterways Ireland

3478
02:33:31,620 --> 02:33:32,900
Thank you very much for your tip

3479
02:33:32,900 --> 02:33:33,440
Thanks for the directions Louise

3480
02:33:33,440 --> 02:33:36,040
I thought Ada was saying thanks for the tip there

3481
02:33:36,040 --> 02:33:38,140
I thought that was going to be an absolutely incredible

3482
02:33:38,140 --> 02:33:41,160
Piece of intuitive gameplay

3483
02:33:41,160 --> 02:33:43,640
And now we've got a big situation ahead of us

3484
02:33:43,640 --> 02:33:44,640
It's going to be a few times

3485
02:33:44,640 --> 02:33:46,380
Just get ready for this

3486
02:33:46,380 --> 02:33:48,060
It's going to be a Ray Mears job

3487
02:33:48,060 --> 02:33:53,120
It's going to be a real Ray Mears job

3488
02:33:53,120 --> 02:33:58,300
Was Ray Mears staying in hotels during the shooting of the fucking things he was doing

3489
02:33:58,300 --> 02:34:00,740
Surviving in the wilds

3490
02:34:00,740 --> 02:34:02,940
Like do you reckon he just checked into a fucking Hilton

3491
02:34:02,940 --> 02:34:05,420
Then when the cameras went down

3492
02:34:05,420 --> 02:34:08,820
Was there a scandal there or am I just imagining that

3493
02:34:08,820 --> 02:34:13,200
I just didn't buy that Ray Mears was surviving

3494
02:34:13,200 --> 02:34:15,260
Do you know

3495
02:34:15,260 --> 02:34:18,040
He looked like he was doing really well

3496
02:34:18,040 --> 02:34:20,880
Bear Grylls wasn't

3497
02:34:20,880 --> 02:34:22,520
Was he?

3498
02:34:22,520 --> 02:34:27,280
Ray Mears did horror hotels

3499
02:34:27,280 --> 02:34:29,540
Where he fought against Lovecraftian beings

3500
02:34:29,540 --> 02:34:30,660
And called Resident

3501
02:34:30,660 --> 02:34:32,800
It's called Resident Mears

3502
02:34:32,800 --> 02:34:38,040
Resident Smears

3503
02:34:38,040 --> 02:34:42,500
Shit should have gone back to the fucking merchant

3504
02:34:42,500 --> 02:34:45,320
To sell him the big lord of the waterways

3505
02:34:45,320 --> 02:34:50,580
Hey it's going to get fucking tasty here

3506
02:34:50,580 --> 02:34:52,500
Let's mix up a few medicines

3507
02:34:52,500 --> 02:34:59,080
You can craft

3508
02:34:59,080 --> 02:35:00,720
Craft the night away

3509
02:35:00,720 --> 02:35:02,880
Make a lovely bit of craft

3510
02:35:02,880 --> 02:35:05,140
That yellow and that green

3511
02:35:05,140 --> 02:35:08,520
Lovely lovely botanicals

3512
02:35:09,180 --> 02:35:10,520
Beautiful botanicals

3513
02:35:10,520 --> 02:35:13,980
Creating an absolute whirlwind

3514
02:35:13,980 --> 02:35:16,360
Of flavors and scents and scents

3515
02:35:16,360 --> 02:35:22,200
The medicinal properties and qualities of which

3516
02:35:22,200 --> 02:35:24,720
Will serve you well down the line

3517
02:35:24,720 --> 02:35:28,020
When it comes to fucking fighting some of these scumbags

3518
02:35:28,020 --> 02:35:29,380
You've got this big guy with

3519
02:35:29,380 --> 02:35:32,820
Fucking Freddy Krueger hands

3520
02:35:32,820 --> 02:35:35,400
He's got the blades on the hands and he's coming up

3521
02:35:35,400 --> 02:35:37,400
He's going to do a bit of fucking business

3522
02:35:37,400 --> 02:35:41,300
So you need to make sure you're well stocked up for the Christmas

3523
02:35:41,300 --> 02:35:45,960
This is the equivalent of getting all the boring bits for Christmas

3524
02:35:45,960 --> 02:35:50,500
Making sure the presses will truly fall to the maximum

3525
02:35:50,500 --> 02:35:52,380
Another thing is

3526
02:35:52,380 --> 02:35:53,840
You're going to have to

3527
02:35:53,840 --> 02:35:56,880
It would be great to be able to save it now

3528
02:35:56,880 --> 02:35:59,460
Because if you die a death

3529
02:35:59,460 --> 02:36:00,380
A dog's death

3530
02:36:00,380 --> 02:36:02,880
Then you're going to have to do all the mixing

3531
02:36:02,880 --> 02:36:03,360
And fucking

3532
02:36:03,360 --> 02:36:06,460
All that other shite again

3533
02:36:06,460 --> 02:36:08,260
It's going to be an absolute ball ache

3534
02:36:08,260 --> 02:36:10,000
But let's have a look here

3535
02:36:10,000 --> 02:36:11,280
Maybe mix a yellow with a yellow

3536
02:36:11,280 --> 02:36:12,000
Can you do that?

3537
02:36:12,820 --> 02:36:14,400
Green or red and a yellow

3538
02:36:14,400 --> 02:36:17,120
Mega corpse

3539
02:36:17,120 --> 02:36:21,060
Now another one

3540
02:36:21,060 --> 02:36:23,840
Lovely bit of rifle ammunition there

3541
02:36:23,840 --> 02:36:26,800
Maybe eat an egg

3542
02:36:26,800 --> 02:36:30,260
What about the golden egg?

3543
02:36:30,300 --> 02:36:31,400
You never got the golden egg

3544
02:36:31,400 --> 02:36:33,240
To throw at the fucking men

3545
02:36:33,240 --> 02:36:36,880
I think that was just for Leon

3546
02:36:36,880 --> 02:36:39,380
I don't think that's a situation that you get with Ada

3547
02:36:39,380 --> 02:36:40,700
Because you don't have to fight Salazar

3548
02:36:40,700 --> 02:36:41,340
So you don't

3549
02:36:41,340 --> 02:36:44,060
You come through at the end

3550
02:36:44,060 --> 02:36:45,500
After all has been said and done

3551
02:36:45,500 --> 02:36:49,600
Although I wouldn't be surprised

3552
02:36:49,600 --> 02:36:51,460
If there's a battle that Ada has

3553
02:36:51,460 --> 02:36:53,080
Where you can use an egg

3554
02:36:53,080 --> 02:36:54,420
Or utilise an egg as well

3555
02:36:54,420 --> 02:36:55,960
Let's get this going

3556
02:36:55,960 --> 02:37:01,060
Any information that I should know about here

3557
02:37:01,060 --> 02:37:01,880
Before this is gone

3558
02:37:01,880 --> 02:37:02,640
Silent Hill 2

3559
02:37:02,640 --> 02:37:04,260
Please some job would be a damn ship

3560
02:37:04,260 --> 02:37:07,660
Tom has been in this very specific scenario

3561
02:37:07,660 --> 02:37:08,580
Before I listened to him

3562
02:37:08,580 --> 02:37:10,640
I like the case trinkets

3563
02:37:10,640 --> 02:37:11,760
A nice element of the game

3564
02:37:11,760 --> 02:37:14,380
Gold egg some job for Ram on

3565
02:37:14,380 --> 02:37:16,920
Yeah okay okay yeah

3566
02:37:16,920 --> 02:37:21,500
Silent Hill is a series I keep false starting on

3567
02:37:21,500 --> 02:37:24,440
Played about halfway through the first game twice

3568
02:37:24,440 --> 02:37:26,300
It's too fucking scary

3569
02:37:26,300 --> 02:37:28,060
I have to agree with you

3570
02:37:28,060 --> 02:37:28,940
It's a fucking scary

3571
02:37:28,940 --> 02:37:30,260
It's a real scary one

3572
02:37:30,260 --> 02:37:32,040
And I tell you

3573
02:37:32,040 --> 02:37:35,000
People asking me there about what games to play

3574
02:37:35,000 --> 02:37:35,960
Or recommending games

3575
02:37:35,960 --> 02:37:37,280
I downloaded a game

3576
02:37:37,280 --> 02:37:39,960
And started playing it

3577
02:37:39,960 --> 02:37:41,860
And I stopped playing it

3578
02:37:41,860 --> 02:37:43,760
After the first two minutes

3579
02:37:43,760 --> 02:37:44,340
Three minutes

3580
02:37:44,340 --> 02:37:47,000
Because I did get a jump scare out of it

3581
02:37:47,000 --> 02:37:47,600
And I thought

3582
02:37:47,600 --> 02:37:50,840
This would be well worth playing on the fucking stream

3583
02:37:50,840 --> 02:37:52,940
Because it doesn't look like it's long at all

3584
02:37:52,940 --> 02:37:56,680
But it's called The Exit 8

3585
02:37:56,680 --> 02:38:00,020
And I wanted to play more

3586
02:38:00,020 --> 02:38:00,900
But I did

3587
02:38:00,900 --> 02:38:03,020
There was a moment

3588
02:38:03,020 --> 02:38:04,600
Like two minutes in

3589
02:38:04,600 --> 02:38:06,740
Where it fucking freaks you out

3590
02:38:06,740 --> 02:38:09,920
So we'll maybe get that going in a bit

3591
02:38:09,920 --> 02:38:11,400
I'm not sure about tonight

3592
02:38:11,400 --> 02:38:13,400
This is all about speed tonight

3593
02:38:13,400 --> 02:38:14,800
This is all about Guinness

3594
02:38:14,800 --> 02:38:15,380
It's all about

3595
02:38:15,380 --> 02:38:17,260
You're on my line there

3596
02:38:17,260 --> 02:38:19,280
This is all about

3597
02:38:19,280 --> 02:38:20,960
Getting the job done

3598
02:38:20,960 --> 02:38:22,100
In style

3599
02:38:22,100 --> 02:38:25,160
Absolute style

3600
02:38:25,160 --> 02:38:27,320
Absolute style

3601
02:38:27,320 --> 02:38:29,900
And it does sound good there

3602
02:38:29,900 --> 02:38:30,920
The Exit 8

3603
02:38:30,920 --> 02:38:32,760
I look forward to seeing you on that

3604
02:38:32,760 --> 02:38:34,060
At some point

3605
02:38:34,060 --> 02:38:35,780
Now

3606
02:38:35,780 --> 02:38:37,720
This is the reality

3607
02:38:37,720 --> 02:38:39,480
Hardcore mode

3608
02:38:39,480 --> 02:38:41,140
5.20 on the clock

3609
02:38:41,140 --> 02:38:43,200
You have a few beasts coming at you

3610
02:38:43,200 --> 02:38:44,340
Thick and fast

3611
02:38:44,340 --> 02:38:45,440
Cleopatra style

3612
02:38:45,440 --> 02:38:46,780
You're going to have

3613
02:38:46,780 --> 02:38:47,760
Monks

3614
02:38:47,760 --> 02:38:48,840
Ganados

3615
02:38:48,840 --> 02:38:50,500
Twisted beings

3616
02:38:50,500 --> 02:38:51,260
Beasts

3617
02:38:51,260 --> 02:38:52,420
Hardcunts

3618
02:38:52,420 --> 02:38:54,440
And then a final hardcunt

3619
02:38:54,440 --> 02:38:55,740
Which is going to be

3620
02:38:55,740 --> 02:38:57,860
A real turn up for the books

3621
02:38:57,860 --> 02:38:59,200
Did you save?

3622
02:38:59,300 --> 02:39:00,240
Says Galv27

3623
02:39:00,240 --> 02:39:03,540
Jackie

3624
02:39:03,540 --> 02:39:04,740
Thank you very much there

3625
02:39:04,740 --> 02:39:05,120
Jackie

3626
02:39:05,120 --> 02:39:05,820
For the tip

3627
02:39:05,820 --> 02:39:08,220
Very very kindly

3628
02:39:08,220 --> 02:39:09,520
And Waterways

3629
02:39:09,520 --> 02:39:10,860
Ireland as well

3630
02:39:10,860 --> 02:39:11,580
Thank you very much

3631
02:39:11,580 --> 02:39:12,580
Did I save it?

3632
02:39:12,640 --> 02:39:13,380
I didn't save it

3633
02:39:13,380 --> 02:39:14,260
But I don't think you can

3634
02:39:14,260 --> 02:39:15,280
You need a typewriter

3635
02:39:15,280 --> 02:39:20,040
Oh for fuck's sake

3636
02:39:20,040 --> 02:39:21,680
And that's us locked in now

3637
02:39:21,680 --> 02:39:24,200
Pure locked in

3638
02:39:24,200 --> 02:39:26,760
I'm going to have to wait

3639
02:39:26,760 --> 02:39:27,940
And I'll eat another egg

3640
02:39:27,940 --> 02:39:31,940
I might even eat the fish

3641
02:39:31,940 --> 02:39:35,560
Even though it can be sold at a high price

3642
02:39:35,560 --> 02:39:39,280
I was just waiting on the chat

3643
02:39:39,280 --> 02:39:40,780
To see if there was going to be anything said

3644
02:39:40,780 --> 02:39:43,540
Liam Rogers says

3645
02:39:43,540 --> 02:39:45,140
Flood ahead of its time

3646
02:39:45,140 --> 02:39:46,340
Kojima at his best

3647
02:39:46,340 --> 02:39:49,340
Okay that's great news

3648
02:39:49,340 --> 02:39:49,800
But I mean

3649
02:39:49,800 --> 02:39:51,300
It's not going to help me here at all

3650
02:39:51,300 --> 02:39:53,020
What I'm going to have to do

3651
02:39:53,020 --> 02:39:54,300
Is rely upon my wits

3652
02:39:54,300 --> 02:39:55,520
And really go for it

3653
02:39:55,520 --> 02:39:56,660
Start off with the Punisher

3654
02:39:56,660 --> 02:39:58,980
Get a few of these guys

3655
02:39:58,980 --> 02:40:00,160
Fucking nailed from afar

3656
02:40:00,160 --> 02:40:01,080
Like this

3657
02:40:01,080 --> 02:40:04,680
Tell you what

3658
02:40:04,680 --> 02:40:07,560
Let's fucking grenade them

3659
02:40:07,560 --> 02:40:16,220
Let's grenade them

3660
02:40:16,220 --> 02:40:18,520
And then get the Punisher out

3661
02:40:18,520 --> 02:40:35,660
Oh fuck

3662
02:40:35,660 --> 02:40:36,880
Run run run run

3663
02:40:36,880 --> 02:40:37,280
Run

3664
02:40:37,280 --> 02:40:40,920
Sorry I'm getting spooked

3665
02:40:40,920 --> 02:40:42,180
Getting spooked lads

3666
02:40:42,180 --> 02:40:48,960
Oh there's fucking crawlers and everything

3667
02:40:48,960 --> 02:40:53,580
Those parasites are absolute fuckers

3668
02:40:53,580 --> 02:40:56,220
You know they really do a mean job on you

3669
02:40:56,220 --> 02:41:02,120
Fuck off

3670
02:41:02,120 --> 02:41:02,840
You're joking me

3671
02:41:02,840 --> 02:41:04,000
You're fucking joking me

3672
02:41:04,000 --> 02:41:09,880
Watch this

3673
02:41:09,880 --> 02:41:11,860
Pure big massive grenade

3674
02:41:11,860 --> 02:41:14,100
Pure and true

3675
02:41:14,100 --> 02:41:18,840
Now

3676
02:41:18,840 --> 02:41:20,760
Round the back of the house

3677
02:41:20,760 --> 02:41:27,760
Stick a fucking

3678
02:41:27,760 --> 02:41:30,700
Mega herb into us

3679
02:41:30,700 --> 02:41:33,800
Flash

3680
02:41:33,800 --> 02:41:34,500
Bang

3681
02:41:34,500 --> 02:41:36,780
Into the back house

3682
02:41:36,780 --> 02:41:38,740
And then

3683
02:41:38,740 --> 02:41:42,540
That's it

3684
02:41:42,540 --> 02:41:43,040
Again

3685
02:41:43,040 --> 02:41:48,580
Fuck off

3686
02:41:48,580 --> 02:41:54,560
I think your man's dying on the ground

3687
02:41:54,560 --> 02:41:55,420
The big bastard

3688
02:41:55,420 --> 02:41:57,520
Yes

3689
02:41:57,520 --> 02:42:00,560
That's exactly what we wanted

3690
02:42:00,560 --> 02:42:02,080
And in style as well

3691
02:42:02,080 --> 02:42:03,760
The style that I was talking about

3692
02:42:03,760 --> 02:42:06,800
Well done to me

3693
02:42:06,800 --> 02:42:07,100
Tom

3694
02:42:07,100 --> 02:42:09,240
Indeed well done to you

3695
02:42:09,240 --> 02:42:10,580
We thought we were going to have to witness

3696
02:42:10,580 --> 02:42:11,660
A few takes of that

3697
02:42:11,660 --> 02:42:12,880
But it seems to be the case

3698
02:42:12,880 --> 02:42:14,960
That you're well able for it

3699
02:42:14,960 --> 02:42:16,440
And you took them down

3700
02:42:16,440 --> 02:42:17,800
To Chinatown

3701
02:42:17,800 --> 02:42:20,340
Which is what we usually say

3702
02:42:20,340 --> 02:42:21,280
When you've done the business

3703
02:42:21,280 --> 02:42:23,220
You know you've taken care of business

3704
02:42:23,220 --> 02:42:24,600
There's no actual

3705
02:42:24,600 --> 02:42:26,300
Implication there

3706
02:42:26,300 --> 02:42:28,440
That you're going to go to any of the Chinatowns

3707
02:42:28,440 --> 02:42:29,460
Dotted around the world

3708
02:42:29,460 --> 02:42:30,800
Chinatown

3709
02:42:30,800 --> 02:42:31,780
I've said New York

3710
02:42:31,780 --> 02:42:32,360
Being the biggest

3711
02:42:32,360 --> 02:42:34,240
But there's plenty of other Chinatowns

3712
02:42:34,240 --> 02:42:36,800
And up and coming Chinatowns as well

3713
02:42:36,800 --> 02:42:37,060
You know

3714
02:42:37,060 --> 02:42:38,900
Bigger Chinatowns are actually going to happen

3715
02:42:38,900 --> 02:42:39,300
Because

3716
02:42:39,300 --> 02:42:41,560
There's a lot of Chinese people in the world

3717
02:42:41,560 --> 02:42:42,560
And they're getting about

3718
02:42:42,560 --> 02:42:43,820
Probably more

3719
02:42:43,820 --> 02:42:46,320
Probably more than we would get about in the world

3720
02:42:46,320 --> 02:42:49,320
Indeed

3721
02:42:49,320 --> 02:42:50,540
Indeed Tom

3722
02:42:50,540 --> 02:42:51,580
Indeed

3723
02:42:51,580 --> 02:42:53,200
Indeed

3724
02:42:53,200 --> 02:42:54,520
I'd say indeed

3725
02:42:54,520 --> 02:42:55,520
Indeedy

3726
02:42:55,520 --> 02:42:56,520
Indeedy

3727
02:42:56,520 --> 02:42:57,720
Footballer

3728
02:42:57,720 --> 02:42:58,520
Now

3729
02:42:58,520 --> 02:43:01,380
Let's move along here at pace

3730
02:43:01,380 --> 02:43:05,500
And with beautiful resonance and aplomb

3731
02:43:05,500 --> 02:43:08,940
All the resonance and aplomb

3732
02:43:08,940 --> 02:43:10,380
Of a couple of lads

3733
02:43:10,380 --> 02:43:12,120
Who've just vanquished

3734
02:43:12,120 --> 02:43:14,160
A real bad case

3735
02:43:14,160 --> 02:43:16,080
Of nasty men

3736
02:43:16,080 --> 02:43:17,180
And

3737
02:43:17,180 --> 02:43:18,720
It has to be said women as well

3738
02:43:18,720 --> 02:43:21,400
They don't escape the situation

3739
02:43:21,400 --> 02:43:22,340
Lightly

3740
02:43:22,340 --> 02:43:23,660
A few

3741
02:43:23,660 --> 02:43:25,000
Monks

3742
02:43:25,000 --> 02:43:26,880
That turned out to be women

3743
02:43:26,880 --> 02:43:28,520
That aren't monks

3744
02:43:28,520 --> 02:43:29,960
Because women can't be monks

3745
02:43:29,960 --> 02:43:31,280
They must have been nuns

3746
02:43:31,280 --> 02:43:32,820
But there was

3747
02:43:32,820 --> 02:43:34,840
Nothing to suggest

3748
02:43:34,840 --> 02:43:36,420
There was any nunnery going on

3749
02:43:36,420 --> 02:43:38,100
Or any nunification there

3750
02:43:38,100 --> 02:43:38,860
They were just

3751
02:43:38,860 --> 02:43:40,540
Psychos

3752
02:43:40,540 --> 02:43:42,040
Psychopathic

3753
02:43:42,040 --> 02:43:43,100
Sycophants

3754
02:43:43,100 --> 02:43:45,440
Sick bastards

3755
02:43:45,440 --> 02:43:45,600
You again

3756
02:43:45,600 --> 02:43:49,680
And thank you very much there

3757
02:43:49,680 --> 02:43:51,420
For the tips

3758
02:43:51,420 --> 02:43:52,760
And Aaron Flood

3759
02:43:52,760 --> 02:43:53,940
Thank you very much for saying

3760
02:43:53,940 --> 02:43:55,340
That the battle was prime

3761
02:43:55,340 --> 02:43:56,520
Speedrunner material

3762
02:43:56,520 --> 02:43:59,500
We live to deliver

3763
02:43:59,500 --> 02:44:01,160
And I love the way that

3764
02:44:01,160 --> 02:44:02,000
You can't spell

3765
02:44:02,000 --> 02:44:02,700
Live

3766
02:44:02,700 --> 02:44:03,940
You can't spell deliver

3767
02:44:03,940 --> 02:44:04,660
Without live

3768
02:44:04,660 --> 02:44:06,040
And that's what we're doing

3769
02:44:06,040 --> 02:44:06,840
We're fucking living

3770
02:44:06,840 --> 02:44:08,020
Right now

3771
02:44:08,020 --> 02:44:10,040
I wanted to pick up the wrench

3772
02:44:10,040 --> 02:44:11,040
It looks as though

3773
02:44:11,040 --> 02:44:12,420
It's been left there for us

3774
02:44:12,420 --> 02:44:13,380
But

3775
02:44:13,380 --> 02:44:14,040
Unfortunately

3776
02:44:14,040 --> 02:44:15,100
We can't pick that up

3777
02:44:15,100 --> 02:44:16,300
Let's save the game there

3778
02:44:16,300 --> 02:44:21,300
Spitfire snake

3779
02:44:21,300 --> 02:44:22,480
Thanks very much for the tip

3780
02:44:22,480 --> 02:44:23,400
I missed you there

3781
02:44:23,400 --> 02:44:23,700
You say

3782
02:44:23,700 --> 02:44:24,480
How's the wrapping?

3783
02:44:25,920 --> 02:44:26,880
I would love

3784
02:44:26,880 --> 02:44:27,620
To give

3785
02:44:27,620 --> 02:44:28,340
A blast

3786
02:44:28,340 --> 02:44:28,960
Of the wrap

3787
02:44:28,960 --> 02:44:31,420
The only thing is

3788
02:44:31,420 --> 02:44:32,360
That's stopping me

3789
02:44:32,360 --> 02:44:33,020
From doing that

3790
02:44:33,020 --> 02:44:33,900
And I promise

3791
02:44:33,900 --> 02:44:35,180
It's not gonna go away forever

3792
02:44:35,180 --> 02:44:35,520
I'm gonna

3793
02:44:35,520 --> 02:44:36,880
The wrapping will come back

3794
02:44:36,880 --> 02:44:38,060
Possibly on the next stream

3795
02:44:38,060 --> 02:44:39,860
But because I'm using

3796
02:44:39,860 --> 02:44:40,400
The bluetooth

3797
02:44:40,400 --> 02:44:44,340
There's a fucking delay on the beat

3798
02:44:44,340 --> 02:44:45,720
When I hear it from the computer

3799
02:44:45,720 --> 02:44:47,620
Because of the latency

3800
02:44:47,620 --> 02:44:49,700
And then it sounds shit

3801
02:44:49,700 --> 02:44:51,000
It sounds like I'm behind the beat

3802
02:44:51,000 --> 02:44:53,040
And that's just not what I want

3803
02:44:53,040 --> 02:44:54,440
I don't want to be putting out that image

3804
02:44:54,440 --> 02:44:56,280
When I know that I'm better than that

3805
02:44:56,280 --> 02:44:57,320
And I can really fucking

3806
02:44:57,320 --> 02:45:00,660
I can really bring it to the table

3807
02:45:00,660 --> 02:45:01,400
So to speak

3808
02:45:01,400 --> 02:45:03,780
When time comes

3809
02:45:03,780 --> 02:45:04,940
To bring that to the table

3810
02:45:04,940 --> 02:45:09,380
And that's a lovely shot time

3811
02:45:09,380 --> 02:45:38,400
I mean let's just

3812
02:45:38,400 --> 02:45:42,220
Let's just enjoy the cutscene

3813
02:45:42,220 --> 02:45:42,580
Yeah Tom

3814
02:45:42,580 --> 02:45:43,540
We don't need to fucking

3815
02:45:43,540 --> 02:45:44,480
Talk over it

3816
02:45:44,480 --> 02:45:45,400
The whole time

3817
02:45:45,400 --> 02:45:50,260
You're gonna really need

3818
02:45:50,260 --> 02:45:51,700
To sort out the moves here

3819
02:45:51,700 --> 02:45:53,460
And move quickly

3820
02:45:53,460 --> 02:45:54,480
You'd think that would

3821
02:45:54,480 --> 02:45:55,660
Fucking crucify him

3822
02:45:55,660 --> 02:45:56,560
Crush him to death

3823
02:45:56,560 --> 02:45:57,940
He's probably gonna come back

3824
02:45:57,940 --> 02:46:00,480
The crab master general

3825
02:46:00,480 --> 02:46:02,540
You wanna watch out

3826
02:46:02,540 --> 02:46:04,160
It's a bad dose of the crabs

3827
02:46:04,160 --> 02:46:04,600
This cunt

3828
02:46:04,600 --> 02:46:07,380
He's nasty looking

3829
02:46:07,380 --> 02:46:08,960
He's got his brain

3830
02:46:08,960 --> 02:46:11,400
His brain is exposed

3831
02:46:11,400 --> 02:46:13,860
Let's have a look at that there

3832
02:46:13,860 --> 02:46:15,380
We can't see it there

3833
02:46:15,380 --> 02:46:17,360
Yeah

3834
02:46:17,360 --> 02:46:20,980
Oh

3835
02:46:20,980 --> 02:46:23,640
She's gonna say something

3836
02:46:23,640 --> 02:46:25,880
Can't stand the clingy type

3837
02:46:25,880 --> 02:46:27,960
Time to end this for good

3838
02:46:27,960 --> 02:46:28,240
It's

3839
02:46:28,240 --> 02:46:31,200
Just another pearl of Ada Wang wisdom

3840
02:46:31,200 --> 02:46:32,960
Can't stand the clingy type

3841
02:46:32,960 --> 02:46:35,260
Time to end this for good

3842
02:46:35,260 --> 02:46:37,400
Okay

3843
02:46:37,400 --> 02:46:37,400
Okay

3844
02:46:37,400 --> 02:46:42,620
Now this could be a situation

3845
02:46:42,620 --> 02:46:44,960
This could be a situation

3846
02:46:44,960 --> 02:46:45,720
Let's have a look

3847
02:46:45,720 --> 02:46:46,320
And let's

3848
02:46:46,320 --> 02:46:54,440
Get the bio sensor going

3849
02:46:54,440 --> 02:47:00,660
Lovely stuff

3850
02:47:00,660 --> 02:47:05,500
Oh fuck

3851
02:47:05,500 --> 02:47:07,120
He's gonna suck the life out of me

3852
02:47:07,120 --> 02:47:07,260
Now

3853
02:47:07,260 --> 02:47:08,900
Look at his brain

3854
02:47:08,900 --> 02:47:09,520
Here look

3855
02:47:09,520 --> 02:47:11,160
Oh fuck

3856
02:47:11,160 --> 02:47:15,160
Wanting to do the full

3857
02:47:15,160 --> 02:47:16,020
Haha

3858
02:47:16,020 --> 02:47:17,720
That's great stuff

3859
02:47:17,720 --> 02:47:18,420
She did

3860
02:47:18,420 --> 02:47:19,540
Where did she learn that?

3861
02:47:22,960 --> 02:47:23,680
Oh god

3862
02:47:23,680 --> 02:47:24,200
Get a herb

3863
02:47:24,200 --> 02:47:25,480
Get a fucking herb going

3864
02:47:25,480 --> 02:47:29,100
Price on a bike

3865
02:47:29,100 --> 02:47:33,300
Green green yellow

3866
02:47:33,300 --> 02:47:37,900
Should've used an aid spray

3867
02:47:37,900 --> 02:47:40,860
Get the punisher back going again

3868
02:47:40,860 --> 02:47:43,240
Imagine if I

3869
02:47:43,240 --> 02:47:44,820
Whipped out the fish

3870
02:47:44,820 --> 02:47:46,100
The lord of the waterway

3871
02:47:46,100 --> 02:47:47,240
And fucking slapped him

3872
02:47:47,240 --> 02:47:48,900
Across his exposed brain

3873
02:47:48,900 --> 02:47:49,680
With the fucking fish

3874
02:47:49,680 --> 02:47:50,780
Then he'd have like

3875
02:47:50,780 --> 02:47:52,160
Fish goo on his brain

3876
02:47:52,160 --> 02:47:54,600
I doubt he'd even care about that

3877
02:47:54,600 --> 02:47:58,900
Doubt

3878
02:47:58,900 --> 02:47:59,720
It doesn't look like

3879
02:47:59,720 --> 02:48:00,580
He cares much about

3880
02:48:00,580 --> 02:48:01,720
His own personal hygiene

3881
02:48:01,720 --> 02:48:02,080
Anyway

3882
02:48:02,080 --> 02:48:09,440
I missed the fucking

3883
02:48:09,440 --> 02:48:10,000
Hup shot

3884
02:48:10,000 --> 02:48:17,900
Oh my guy's firing

3885
02:48:17,900 --> 02:48:18,960
Shite at me

3886
02:48:18,960 --> 02:48:28,560
Fucking die

3887
02:48:28,560 --> 02:48:29,140
You bastard

3888
02:48:29,140 --> 02:48:52,880
Fucking hell

3889
02:48:52,880 --> 02:49:01,640
Oh what

3890
02:49:01,640 --> 02:49:03,400
How is he still alive man

3891
02:49:03,400 --> 02:49:10,220
Peanuts and crisps

3892
02:49:10,220 --> 02:49:14,800
Run and reload

3893
02:49:14,800 --> 02:49:15,280
Okay

3894
02:49:15,280 --> 02:49:26,740
Oh fuck

3895
02:49:26,740 --> 02:49:30,680
Oh no

3896
02:49:30,680 --> 02:49:32,720
These pulsating corpuscles

3897
02:49:32,720 --> 02:49:33,660
Are gonna explode

3898
02:49:33,660 --> 02:49:34,380
Oh

3899
02:49:34,380 --> 02:49:36,120
Right

3900
02:49:36,120 --> 02:49:36,900
Take some of this

3901
02:49:36,900 --> 02:49:38,520
You fucking

3902
02:49:38,520 --> 02:49:39,720
Asshole

3903
02:49:39,720 --> 02:49:42,040
Go away from me

3904
02:49:42,040 --> 02:49:43,320
Go away from me

3905
02:49:43,320 --> 02:49:48,300
Brilliant stuff though

3906
02:49:48,300 --> 02:49:49,240
First time again

3907
02:49:49,240 --> 02:49:50,980
And he's left us a lovely

3908
02:49:50,980 --> 02:49:52,180
Golden fucking

3909
02:49:52,180 --> 02:49:53,520
Broach

3910
02:49:53,520 --> 02:49:54,480
Housekeeper's

3911
02:49:54,480 --> 02:49:55,540
Barret

3912
02:49:55,540 --> 02:49:58,560
A barret

3913
02:49:58,560 --> 02:49:59,580
Oh no

3914
02:49:59,580 --> 02:50:01,200
Not again

3915
02:50:01,200 --> 02:50:02,080
Not another one

3916
02:50:02,080 --> 02:50:08,100
Is this a quick time event?

3917
02:50:10,100 --> 02:50:12,360
Is this a quick time event?

3918
02:50:12,360 --> 02:50:18,700
It's not a quick time event?

3919
02:50:19,100 --> 02:50:20,380
It's a new battle

3920
02:50:20,380 --> 02:50:22,560
It's a new form

3921
02:50:22,560 --> 02:50:24,300
He's taken a new form

3922
02:50:24,300 --> 02:50:25,660
And I'm on fuck all health

3923
02:50:25,660 --> 02:50:28,120
I'm gonna eat that viper

3924
02:50:28,120 --> 02:50:30,360
A medium sized snake

3925
02:50:30,360 --> 02:50:32,680
With a unique mottled pattern

3926
02:50:32,680 --> 02:50:35,000
If the poison glands are removed

3927
02:50:35,000 --> 02:50:36,120
It may be eaten

3928
02:50:36,120 --> 02:50:37,820
Can be used to restore health

3929
02:50:37,820 --> 02:50:41,120
Am I gonna do the unthinkable

3930
02:50:41,120 --> 02:50:42,160
And eat the viper?

3931
02:50:42,400 --> 02:50:43,560
Will I take the chance?

3932
02:50:44,560 --> 02:50:45,740
Or will I scoff

3933
02:50:45,740 --> 02:50:46,480
Chow down

3934
02:50:46,480 --> 02:50:47,300
On a bit of fucking

3935
02:50:47,300 --> 02:50:48,560
Lord of the waterway?

3936
02:50:48,660 --> 02:50:49,700
Let's examine the cunt

3937
02:50:49,700 --> 02:50:52,040
Look at the face on that

3938
02:50:52,040 --> 02:50:54,040
Dinner's up guys

3939
02:50:54,040 --> 02:50:55,600
Surf's up

3940
02:50:55,600 --> 02:50:57,100
Look at the

3941
02:50:57,100 --> 02:50:58,640
Gills and little

3942
02:50:58,640 --> 02:51:00,200
Spikings on the top of them

3943
02:51:00,200 --> 02:51:03,000
And look at those scales

3944
02:51:03,000 --> 02:51:04,540
You'd need to descale that

3945
02:51:04,540 --> 02:51:04,940
With some

3946
02:51:04,940 --> 02:51:07,520
Pure hardcore descaler units

3947
02:51:07,520 --> 02:51:09,520
And look at his eyes

3948
02:51:09,520 --> 02:51:10,900
It really is

3949
02:51:10,900 --> 02:51:13,320
The horror dream

3950
02:51:13,320 --> 02:51:14,160
That Tony had

3951
02:51:14,160 --> 02:51:14,980
In The Sopranos

3952
02:51:14,980 --> 02:51:16,340
About fucking Uncle Pussy

3953
02:51:16,340 --> 02:51:17,420
When he becomes a fish

3954
02:51:17,420 --> 02:51:19,080
Anyway

3955
02:51:19,080 --> 02:51:21,080
Four dollars a pound

3956
02:51:21,080 --> 02:51:23,360
You know

3957
02:51:23,360 --> 02:51:24,060
You know that

3958
02:51:24,060 --> 02:51:25,860
What's the quote?

3959
02:51:26,060 --> 02:51:27,760
You know I'm working for the feds

3960
02:51:27,760 --> 02:51:28,260
Right Don?

3961
02:51:29,320 --> 02:51:29,860
Anyway

3962
02:51:29,860 --> 02:51:31,580
Four dollars a pound

3963
02:51:31,580 --> 02:51:33,580
Right

3964
02:51:33,580 --> 02:51:34,640
Enough of that

3965
02:51:34,640 --> 02:51:35,880
I won't eat him

3966
02:51:35,880 --> 02:51:36,960
Because he's probably going to

3967
02:51:36,960 --> 02:51:38,860
Yield a high price at market

3968
02:51:38,860 --> 02:51:40,620
What I will do

3969
02:51:40,620 --> 02:51:41,800
What I can say

3970
02:51:41,800 --> 02:51:42,160
I'm gonna

3971
02:51:42,160 --> 02:51:43,980
Really put my effort into

3972
02:51:43,980 --> 02:51:45,700
Is to making it

3973
02:51:45,700 --> 02:51:47,040
Around the town here

3974
02:51:47,040 --> 02:51:48,260
And get myself

3975
02:51:48,260 --> 02:51:50,100
A lovely green herb or two

3976
02:51:50,100 --> 02:51:51,700
For the day that's in it

3977
02:51:51,700 --> 02:51:52,420
December

3978
02:51:52,420 --> 02:51:54,100
The 16th

3979
02:51:54,100 --> 02:51:56,700
Christmas time

3980
02:51:56,700 --> 02:52:01,220
Christmas time

3981
02:52:01,220 --> 02:52:07,960
When I finish this cont

3982
02:52:07,960 --> 02:52:09,780
He's going

3983
02:52:09,780 --> 02:52:10,540
I'm going to say

3984
02:52:10,540 --> 02:52:11,560
The immortal line

3985
02:52:11,560 --> 02:52:13,940
Smile you son of a bitch

3986
02:52:13,940 --> 02:52:15,860
Which was made famous

3987
02:52:15,860 --> 02:52:16,600
By

3988
02:52:16,600 --> 02:52:17,440
Quint

3989
02:52:17,440 --> 02:52:18,620
In Jaws

3990
02:52:18,620 --> 02:52:18,960
Oh no

3991
02:52:18,960 --> 02:52:20,100
Quint had died at that point

3992
02:52:20,100 --> 02:52:20,660
At that point

3993
02:52:20,660 --> 02:52:22,120
Quint had been eaten alive

3994
02:52:22,120 --> 02:52:22,760
By the shark

3995
02:52:22,760 --> 02:52:24,100
It was actually

3996
02:52:24,100 --> 02:52:25,420
Chief Brody

3997
02:52:25,420 --> 02:52:26,660
Who said it

3998
02:52:26,660 --> 02:52:29,340
He said it best

3999
02:52:29,340 --> 02:52:31,420
When he said smile

4000
02:52:31,420 --> 02:52:32,480
You son of a bitch

4001
02:52:32,480 --> 02:52:35,180
Funny how the

4002
02:52:35,180 --> 02:52:36,780
You say it best

4003
02:52:36,780 --> 02:52:37,840
When you say nothing

4004
02:52:37,840 --> 02:52:38,500
At all

4005
02:52:38,500 --> 02:52:39,140
Did

4006
02:52:39,140 --> 02:52:39,980
Ronan Keating

4007
02:52:39,980 --> 02:52:41,020
Rob that hook

4008
02:52:41,020 --> 02:52:42,400
From the

4009
02:52:42,400 --> 02:52:43,140
Homestead

4010
02:52:43,140 --> 02:52:43,740
Advert

4011
02:52:43,740 --> 02:52:45,460
Homestead

4012
02:52:45,460 --> 02:52:45,460
Homestead

4013
02:52:45,460 --> 02:52:45,480
Homestead

4014
02:52:45,480 --> 02:52:47,800
Unshakdun sii

4015
02:52:47,800 --> 02:52:49,860
Homestead

4016
02:52:49,860 --> 02:52:51,480
You said it best

4017
02:52:51,480 --> 02:52:54,580
When you said nothing at all

4018
02:52:54,580 --> 02:52:55,600
You said best

4019
02:52:55,600 --> 02:52:57,460
When you brought value

4020
02:52:57,460 --> 02:52:58,580
Home

4021
02:52:58,580 --> 02:53:05,700
I think there could really

4022
02:53:05,700 --> 02:53:06,840
Really be

4023
02:53:06,840 --> 02:53:09,360
A youtube video

4024
02:53:09,360 --> 02:53:11,220
30 minute youtube video

4025
02:53:11,220 --> 02:53:11,840
Essay

4026
02:53:11,840 --> 02:53:14,180
On that particular

4027
02:53:14,180 --> 02:53:14,900
Subject

4028
02:53:14,900 --> 02:53:16,740
Yeah

4029
02:53:16,740 --> 02:53:17,660
One in the

4030
02:53:17,660 --> 02:53:18,540
Fucking high tail

4031
02:53:18,540 --> 02:53:19,540
That's for the

4032
02:53:19,540 --> 02:53:20,240
High things

4033
02:53:20,240 --> 02:53:23,220
Now we'll put another

4034
02:53:23,220 --> 02:53:23,760
Green herb

4035
02:53:23,760 --> 02:53:24,360
Into the mix

4036
02:53:24,360 --> 02:53:24,680
A lot

4037
02:53:24,680 --> 02:53:31,260
You said it best

4038
02:53:31,260 --> 02:53:33,600
When you brought value

4039
02:53:33,600 --> 02:53:34,760
Home

4040
02:53:34,760 --> 02:53:37,920
Maybe make a fucking

4041
02:53:37,920 --> 02:53:38,620
Long

4042
02:53:38,620 --> 02:53:39,880
Ass

4043
02:53:39,880 --> 02:53:43,460
Heavily researched

4044
02:53:43,460 --> 02:53:45,800
Cherry pick items

4045
02:53:45,800 --> 02:53:46,800
That I want to put

4046
02:53:46,800 --> 02:53:47,720
In the video essay

4047
02:53:47,720 --> 02:53:48,920
Make it look like

4048
02:53:48,920 --> 02:53:50,220
It's making a resounding

4049
02:53:50,220 --> 02:53:51,640
Impactful statement

4050
02:53:51,640 --> 02:53:53,780
When in reality

4051
02:53:53,780 --> 02:53:54,940
You've just

4052
02:53:54,940 --> 02:53:56,180
Been watching

4053
02:53:56,180 --> 02:53:57,100
A load of

4054
02:53:57,100 --> 02:53:57,960
Old schlock

4055
02:53:57,960 --> 02:53:59,820
That says

4056
02:53:59,820 --> 02:54:00,500
Nothing new

4057
02:54:00,500 --> 02:54:05,620
Okay

4058
02:54:05,620 --> 02:54:06,440
We're gonna need to go

4059
02:54:06,440 --> 02:54:07,280
On a deep dive

4060
02:54:07,280 --> 02:54:08,060
With this guy

4061
02:54:08,060 --> 02:54:10,280
Where is he?

4062
02:54:11,420 --> 02:54:11,840
Oh

4063
02:54:11,840 --> 02:54:13,040
I'd say

4064
02:54:13,040 --> 02:54:13,860
You only have to

4065
02:54:13,860 --> 02:54:14,460
Fucking use the

4066
02:54:14,460 --> 02:54:14,800
Punisher

4067
02:54:14,800 --> 02:54:15,960
On this prick

4068
02:54:15,960 --> 02:54:19,480
If I can get a shot

4069
02:54:19,480 --> 02:54:20,140
On it's on

4070
02:54:20,140 --> 02:54:21,440
If I can't

4071
02:54:21,440 --> 02:54:22,420
Come out of this

4072
02:54:22,420 --> 02:54:23,920
Come out of this

4073
02:54:23,920 --> 02:54:24,960
One smelling of roses

4074
02:54:24,960 --> 02:54:26,240
Rather than shite

4075
02:54:26,240 --> 02:54:27,560
Then we'll be doing well

4076
02:54:27,560 --> 02:54:31,620
Thing is

4077
02:54:31,620 --> 02:54:33,080
He's sapping my strength

4078
02:54:33,080 --> 02:54:35,400
With every little

4079
02:54:35,400 --> 02:54:36,580
Smack he gets at me

4080
02:54:36,580 --> 02:54:37,420
Every little time

4081
02:54:37,420 --> 02:54:38,340
He lays a tentacle

4082
02:54:38,340 --> 02:54:38,780
On me

4083
02:54:38,780 --> 02:54:40,040
He's taking away

4084
02:54:40,040 --> 02:54:40,740
A bit of my

4085
02:54:40,740 --> 02:54:41,120
Fucking

4086
02:54:41,120 --> 02:54:42,240
Manhood

4087
02:54:42,240 --> 02:54:44,520
Craft some

4088
02:54:44,520 --> 02:54:45,440
Craft some

4089
02:54:45,440 --> 02:54:46,020
Shotgun

4090
02:54:46,020 --> 02:54:46,520
Craft some

4091
02:54:46,520 --> 02:54:47,000
Handgun

4092
02:54:47,000 --> 02:54:48,000
Some shotgun

4093
02:54:48,000 --> 02:54:48,440
I'd say

4094
02:54:48,440 --> 02:54:50,920
Craft another bit

4095
02:54:50,920 --> 02:54:51,460
Of shotgun

4096
02:54:51,460 --> 02:54:52,920
Nah fuck it

4097
02:54:52,920 --> 02:54:53,900
None left

4098
02:54:53,900 --> 02:54:56,420
Bit of rifle

4099
02:54:56,420 --> 02:54:56,720
Nah

4100
02:54:56,720 --> 02:54:57,560
Fuck that

4101
02:54:57,560 --> 02:55:04,560
Keep on having to look

4102
02:55:04,560 --> 02:55:05,220
The gamepad

4103
02:55:05,220 --> 02:55:05,720
To make sure

4104
02:55:05,720 --> 02:55:06,020
I know

4105
02:55:06,020 --> 02:55:06,540
What button

4106
02:55:06,540 --> 02:55:06,980
Is B

4107
02:55:06,980 --> 02:55:08,840
Glory B

4108
02:55:08,840 --> 02:55:09,400
Bellowed

4109
02:55:09,400 --> 02:55:16,580
Oh

4110
02:55:16,580 --> 02:55:17,720
Waste

4111
02:55:17,720 --> 02:55:18,860
Look at the

4112
02:55:18,860 --> 02:55:19,140
Fucking

4113
02:55:19,140 --> 02:55:20,820
Strange

4114
02:55:20,820 --> 02:55:22,900
Mouth

4115
02:55:22,900 --> 02:55:23,580
Maneuvers

4116
02:55:23,580 --> 02:55:24,340
That go on

4117
02:55:24,340 --> 02:55:25,060
Whenever I'm in

4118
02:55:25,060 --> 02:55:26,180
A heated battle

4119
02:55:26,180 --> 02:55:27,400
I make

4120
02:55:27,400 --> 02:55:28,400
Involuntary

4121
02:55:28,400 --> 02:55:29,240
Fucking

4122
02:55:29,240 --> 02:55:29,640
Weird

4123
02:55:29,640 --> 02:55:30,100
Mouth

4124
02:55:30,100 --> 02:55:30,660
Maneuvers

4125
02:55:30,660 --> 02:55:34,300
I can't

4126
02:55:34,300 --> 02:55:34,720
Help it

4127
02:55:34,720 --> 02:55:35,620
But when it

4128
02:55:35,620 --> 02:55:36,120
Comes to the

4129
02:55:36,120 --> 02:55:36,480
Crunch

4130
02:55:36,480 --> 02:55:37,280
It has to be

4131
02:55:37,280 --> 02:55:37,560
Done

4132
02:55:37,560 --> 02:55:38,160
Feels like

4133
02:55:38,160 --> 02:55:39,780
The same

4134
02:55:39,780 --> 02:55:46,860
It just feels

4135
02:55:46,860 --> 02:55:47,480
Good to do

4136
02:55:47,480 --> 02:55:48,120
That when I'm

4137
02:55:48,120 --> 02:55:48,880
When I'm

4138
02:55:48,880 --> 02:55:49,180
Shooting

4139
02:55:49,180 --> 02:55:57,680
Oh

4140
02:55:57,680 --> 02:55:58,180
Oh

4141
02:55:58,180 --> 02:56:00,460
It's a

4142
02:56:00,460 --> 02:56:02,180
Floody nightmare

4143
02:56:02,180 --> 02:56:05,800
I'm gonna have

4144
02:56:05,800 --> 02:56:06,220
To eat the

4145
02:56:06,220 --> 02:56:06,560
Snake

4146
02:56:06,560 --> 02:56:07,320
It could be

4147
02:56:07,320 --> 02:56:08,060
Poison though

4148
02:56:08,060 --> 02:56:22,260
Fuck fuck fuck

4149
02:56:22,260 --> 02:56:25,420
Is that me

4150
02:56:25,420 --> 02:56:25,700
Gone

4151
02:56:25,700 --> 02:56:27,800
Gonna have to

4152
02:56:27,800 --> 02:56:28,380
Eat the snake

4153
02:56:28,380 --> 02:56:28,620
Now

4154
02:56:28,620 --> 02:56:29,680
I'm gonna eat

4155
02:56:29,680 --> 02:56:30,060
The fish

4156
02:56:30,060 --> 02:56:30,680
Fuck him

4157
02:56:30,680 --> 02:56:32,360
Full health

4158
02:56:32,360 --> 02:56:36,500
Get the shotgun

4159
02:56:36,500 --> 02:56:36,780
Going

4160
02:56:36,780 --> 02:56:41,680
He's on the

4161
02:56:41,680 --> 02:56:41,880
Ruff

4162
02:56:41,880 --> 02:56:44,020
He's on the

4163
02:56:44,020 --> 02:56:44,340
Ceiling

4164
02:56:44,340 --> 02:56:48,160
Come on

4165
02:56:48,160 --> 02:56:48,840
You fucker

4166
02:56:48,840 --> 02:56:50,980
That was a

4167
02:56:50,980 --> 02:56:51,300
Waste

4168
02:56:51,300 --> 02:56:52,960
I pressed

4169
02:56:52,960 --> 02:56:53,340
The B

4170
02:56:53,340 --> 02:56:59,600
I pressed the B there and nothing fucking happened.

4171
02:57:04,340 --> 02:57:05,960
Right son of a fucking bicycle.

4172
02:57:10,620 --> 02:57:11,440
Go on.

4173
02:57:11,700 --> 02:57:12,300
Go on.

4174
02:57:13,060 --> 02:57:13,580
Go on.

4175
02:57:13,880 --> 02:57:14,360
Go on.

4176
02:57:14,860 --> 02:57:15,480
Go on.

4177
02:57:15,720 --> 02:57:16,260
Stab him.

4178
02:57:17,560 --> 02:57:17,960
Hit him.

4179
02:57:18,980 --> 02:57:19,400
Hit him.

4180
02:57:21,920 --> 02:57:22,880
Fucking dirt.

4181
02:57:23,740 --> 02:57:24,400
You dirt.

4182
02:57:30,560 --> 02:57:31,040
Fuck.

4183
02:57:31,740 --> 02:57:32,740
Oh, it says cluntish.

4184
02:57:46,000 --> 02:57:46,500
Fuck.

4185
02:57:46,500 --> 02:57:57,440
Oh, yeah.

4186
02:57:57,520 --> 02:57:57,960
Bastard.

4187
02:57:57,960 --> 02:58:00,300
This is nightmare.

4188
02:58:11,040 --> 02:58:11,640
Good nightmare.

4189
02:58:15,220 --> 02:58:17,120
Oh, Mr. Red Herb.

4190
02:58:17,480 --> 02:58:18,160
Oh, get him.

4191
02:58:18,160 --> 02:58:18,240
Get him.

4192
02:58:24,980 --> 02:58:27,020
I hope none of those flying creatures.

4193
02:58:27,200 --> 02:58:27,900
No more of those.

4194
02:58:28,020 --> 02:58:29,440
I'm fucking sick of them.

4195
02:58:36,620 --> 02:58:38,700
I'm pressing evade and nothing's happening.

4196
02:58:40,580 --> 02:58:41,500
Evade a Wong.

4197
02:58:47,120 --> 02:58:49,120
Fucking scumbag man.

4198
02:58:54,540 --> 02:58:56,880
He he's fucking joking.

4199
02:59:15,500 --> 02:59:18,040
Gonna I'm gonna eat the snake it might poison me.

4200
02:59:20,060 --> 02:59:22,060
At the snake.

4201
02:59:29,060 --> 02:59:31,060
This has to be the end of it now.

4202
02:59:43,880 --> 02:59:49,440
Get down. Get down. Get down. Go to bed.

4203
02:59:53,440 --> 02:59:58,000
Absolutely sensational piece of gameplay. You did it first time.

4204
02:59:59,000 --> 03:00:01,000
You do what?

4205
03:00:01,000 --> 03:00:03,000
Writhing in pain.

4206
03:00:03,000 --> 03:00:05,300
She needs to get to the doctor's.

4207
03:00:05,960 --> 03:00:08,400
Is there a GP open this time of night?

4208
03:00:08,560 --> 03:00:12,560
West dock. Get her on to west dock. We'll drive to Ballina.

4209
03:00:12,560 --> 03:00:15,160
You can get a few antibiotics.

4210
03:00:15,160 --> 03:00:17,540
And she'll be as right as rain for the morning.

4211
03:00:20,120 --> 03:00:23,540
Just call me Lord of the Dance Part 2.

4212
03:00:23,680 --> 03:00:32,020
Because I just danced all a jig of victory all over that fucking manifestation of the world's ills.

4213
03:00:33,240 --> 03:00:34,360
disgusting snake.

4214
03:00:35,460 --> 03:00:36,920
Elements of that movie.

4215
03:00:36,920 --> 03:00:37,200
Uh.

4216
03:00:37,800 --> 03:00:39,640
Was it Tremors or whatever?

4217
03:00:39,800 --> 03:00:40,560
It had Kevin Bacon.

4218
03:00:40,980 --> 03:00:43,680
These fucking creatures that lived under the sand and came up.

4219
03:00:43,800 --> 03:00:44,720
It was shite.

4220
03:00:45,200 --> 03:00:45,480
But.

4221
03:00:45,760 --> 03:00:46,600
I watched it.

4222
03:00:46,940 --> 03:00:49,360
Because it was fuck all else on at that time of night.

4223
03:00:49,480 --> 03:00:50,300
Back in the day.

4224
03:00:51,080 --> 03:00:52,660
Running around here with no.

4225
03:00:53,560 --> 03:00:55,060
Real aim whatsoever.

4226
03:00:56,760 --> 03:00:57,940
See where we're fucking going.

4227
03:00:58,040 --> 03:00:58,380
Cavern.

4228
03:00:58,540 --> 03:00:58,820
Okay.

4229
03:00:59,020 --> 03:00:59,840
Maybe out that way then.

4230
03:01:02,780 --> 03:01:03,220
Christ.

4231
03:01:03,520 --> 03:01:04,980
Francis Pace Ben Higgins.

4232
03:01:05,020 --> 03:01:06,020
And now the mobile's gone.

4233
03:01:07,920 --> 03:01:08,920
A bad guy.

4234
03:01:09,600 --> 03:01:11,620
Crouser just stole the amber.

4235
03:01:12,420 --> 03:01:13,240
Great writing.

4236
03:01:13,700 --> 03:01:14,540
A bad guy.

4237
03:01:14,760 --> 03:01:16,360
Crouser stole the amber.

4238
03:01:16,360 --> 03:01:17,160
I'm on my way.

4239
03:01:18,820 --> 03:01:20,360
The pace is unfathomable.

4240
03:01:21,200 --> 03:01:21,380
I'm sorry.

4241
03:01:22,180 --> 03:01:23,340
I'm not going to make it.

4242
03:01:24,160 --> 03:01:25,240
I'll send you my files.

4243
03:01:25,940 --> 03:01:26,640
They should help.

4244
03:01:27,200 --> 03:01:29,480
They also made a series of Tremors.

4245
03:01:29,540 --> 03:01:30,020
Whatever, Luis.

4246
03:01:30,280 --> 03:01:30,960
Where is it?

4247
03:01:31,720 --> 03:01:32,400
Thank you.

4248
03:01:32,940 --> 03:01:34,220
For the chance to do good again.

4249
03:01:36,000 --> 03:01:36,800
What are you saying?

4250
03:01:37,120 --> 03:01:38,460
I think it was a bee movie.

4251
03:01:38,880 --> 03:01:39,780
I'm not sure.

4252
03:01:39,780 --> 03:01:40,120
What is it?

4253
03:01:40,900 --> 03:01:42,360
I'm just your good old Samaritan.

4254
03:01:43,880 --> 03:01:48,860
Still got time in the midst of writhing pain to crack little wise jokes.

4255
03:01:48,860 --> 03:01:50,000
Speaking of.

4256
03:01:52,740 --> 03:01:54,080
Sounds like he needs me.

4257
03:01:54,860 --> 03:01:55,220
Leon!

4258
03:01:55,820 --> 03:01:56,760
Oh Christ.

4259
03:02:03,540 --> 03:02:04,320
That's lovely.

4260
03:02:04,780 --> 03:02:06,740
That's one down for the ages.

4261
03:02:08,740 --> 03:02:10,140
What did you think of that, Tom?

4262
03:02:11,600 --> 03:02:12,980
Absolutely exceptional.

4263
03:02:13,700 --> 03:02:20,720
And a real pierced resistance on top of the big shit cake that you baked for that bad bastard back there.

4264
03:02:21,420 --> 03:02:27,340
Really glad that you managed to see the back of that cut because he was causing all sorts of problems.

4265
03:02:28,140 --> 03:02:34,500
In not only his own unique way but he was calling up other lads to come down and swoop upon you.

4266
03:02:36,260 --> 03:02:40,020
It was like five against one at some times at some stages of the battle.

4267
03:02:40,020 --> 03:02:41,260
Not right.

4268
03:02:42,980 --> 03:02:44,280
Real bad tactics.

4269
03:02:45,080 --> 03:02:46,280
Real dick move.

4270
03:02:47,180 --> 03:02:48,900
As they're saying these days.

4271
03:02:48,900 --> 03:02:51,080
It was a real dick move.

4272
03:02:51,080 --> 03:02:52,640
Of that fucker.

4273
03:02:53,600 --> 03:02:55,000
I don't even know what he was.

4274
03:02:56,000 --> 03:03:01,380
His brain was well and truly exposed and he didn't really seem to care about it either.

4275
03:03:01,600 --> 03:03:02,740
That his skull was cracked.

4276
03:03:03,580 --> 03:03:07,140
Then there was a metamorphosis into a new creature.

4277
03:03:07,280 --> 03:03:08,040
A new phase.

4278
03:03:09,480 --> 03:03:09,840
And look.

4279
03:03:11,220 --> 03:03:12,500
Less said about him the better.

4280
03:03:13,060 --> 03:03:14,020
We're done now.

4281
03:03:15,660 --> 03:03:16,780
Another cinematic.

4282
03:03:17,160 --> 03:03:18,780
Your rhetoric will smother you.

4283
03:03:20,080 --> 03:03:20,640
Grocer.

4284
03:03:22,200 --> 03:03:24,520
Thank you for the tip there heavy bum.

4285
03:03:25,020 --> 03:03:26,900
My bum is heavy tonight you say.

4286
03:03:26,980 --> 03:03:27,620
Thank you very much.

4287
03:03:35,000 --> 03:03:37,740
And now we're in an enchanting cart.

4288
03:03:38,480 --> 03:03:39,300
Or at least.

4289
03:03:39,500 --> 03:03:40,120
Yeah we are in.

4290
03:03:40,260 --> 03:03:42,980
We're inside an enchanting cable cart.

4291
03:03:42,980 --> 03:03:48,860
Which looks very very valuable.

4292
03:03:49,040 --> 03:03:50,760
It would fetch a lot of money at an auction.

4293
03:04:02,100 --> 03:04:02,820
Hey frats.

4294
03:04:02,880 --> 03:04:04,560
We ever be making world news again.

4295
03:04:04,640 --> 03:04:05,240
Garbage dude.

4296
03:04:06,420 --> 03:04:07,500
I would like to.

4297
03:04:07,660 --> 03:04:09,140
Only the fact that.

4298
03:04:09,560 --> 03:04:10,180
The channel.

4299
03:04:10,820 --> 03:04:12,060
This YouTube channel.

4300
03:04:12,300 --> 03:04:14,100
Would be in serious jeopardy.

4301
03:04:14,260 --> 03:04:16,420
If I continue to use.

4302
03:04:17,180 --> 03:04:18,660
The news content.

4303
03:04:19,020 --> 03:04:19,380
From.

4304
03:04:19,720 --> 03:04:20,720
Euro news.

4305
03:04:21,000 --> 03:04:22,000
Or anyone else.

4306
03:04:22,100 --> 03:04:22,700
For that matter.

4307
03:04:23,660 --> 03:04:24,220
They could.

4308
03:04:24,360 --> 03:04:25,380
I don't want the channel.

4309
03:04:25,500 --> 03:04:26,540
To fucking get a strike.

4310
03:04:28,080 --> 03:04:29,900
Because I've used the news content.

4311
03:04:30,560 --> 03:04:31,840
And they didn't do it before.

4312
03:04:31,960 --> 03:04:32,860
But they sent a letter.

4313
03:04:32,960 --> 03:04:33,620
Saying they would.

4314
03:04:33,660 --> 03:04:34,360
If I continued.

4315
03:04:34,980 --> 03:04:36,620
So they've allowed me to keep up.

4316
03:04:36,980 --> 03:04:38,240
Maybe one or two videos.

4317
03:04:38,880 --> 03:04:39,160
But.

4318
03:04:40,900 --> 03:04:41,980
I think maybe.

4319
03:04:41,980 --> 03:04:43,560
I could create another channel.

4320
03:04:43,660 --> 03:04:44,260
I'm not sure.

4321
03:04:44,360 --> 03:04:44,500
But.

4322
03:04:44,820 --> 03:04:46,840
They seem to be pretty fucking clued in.

4323
03:04:46,980 --> 03:04:47,240
In.

4324
03:04:47,580 --> 03:04:48,560
Google or YouTube.

4325
03:04:48,780 --> 03:04:49,320
They say like.

4326
03:04:49,380 --> 03:04:50,640
If you get banned on one channel.

4327
03:04:50,920 --> 03:04:52,860
You're not allowed to start another channel.

4328
03:04:53,460 --> 03:04:53,740
Do you know.

4329
03:04:54,080 --> 03:04:54,620
I'm thinking.

4330
03:04:54,780 --> 03:04:56,160
How the fuck are they gonna know.

4331
03:04:56,800 --> 03:04:58,180
Unless someone daubs you in.

4332
03:04:59,180 --> 03:04:59,420
But.

4333
03:04:59,580 --> 03:05:00,360
I don't know.

4334
03:05:00,480 --> 03:05:02,220
I would like to do more world news.

4335
03:05:02,320 --> 03:05:02,660
But I mean.

4336
03:05:03,120 --> 03:05:05,080
The perfect setup was the Russians.

4337
03:05:05,360 --> 03:05:06,960
They gave me all the footage to use.

4338
03:05:07,040 --> 03:05:08,140
And it was copyright free.

4339
03:05:09,480 --> 03:05:09,860
Well.

4340
03:05:09,920 --> 03:05:11,040
Because it was on their channel.

4341
03:05:11,140 --> 03:05:11,420
Sorry.

4342
03:05:11,520 --> 03:05:11,760
I forget.

4343
03:05:11,920 --> 03:05:13,740
They had a fucking channel for me.

4344
03:05:13,840 --> 03:05:14,020
So.

4345
03:05:15,200 --> 03:05:15,880
They had.

4346
03:05:16,260 --> 03:05:16,880
Past tense.

4347
03:05:16,980 --> 03:05:17,920
Because that got fucking.

4348
03:05:20,060 --> 03:05:20,700
After the.

4349
03:05:20,900 --> 03:05:21,840
The Russian invasion.

4350
03:05:21,960 --> 03:05:22,920
If you see the way he's running.

4351
03:05:23,080 --> 03:05:23,800
Crows are there.

4352
03:05:23,880 --> 03:05:24,800
I wish we could replay that.

4353
03:05:24,880 --> 03:05:25,720
I don't have it set up.

4354
03:05:26,220 --> 03:05:28,040
But after the Russians invaded Ukraine.

4355
03:05:29,860 --> 03:05:31,300
Russia today got banned.

4356
03:05:31,860 --> 03:05:32,260
And.

4357
03:05:32,460 --> 03:05:33,020
Along with this.

4358
03:05:33,120 --> 03:05:34,720
All of the fucking videos.

4359
03:05:34,980 --> 03:05:36,080
I was gutted.

4360
03:05:36,820 --> 03:05:37,720
I believe.

4361
03:05:38,560 --> 03:05:39,900
They've been cached.

4362
03:05:41,260 --> 03:05:42,260
By some people.

4363
03:05:42,660 --> 03:05:43,580
And I know of.

4364
03:05:43,980 --> 03:05:44,660
Or at least.

4365
03:05:44,760 --> 03:05:45,900
I hope it still exists.

4366
03:05:46,400 --> 03:05:47,080
A folder.

4367
03:05:47,760 --> 03:05:49,240
With all of the fucking.

4368
03:05:49,460 --> 03:05:49,780
High.

4369
03:05:50,900 --> 03:05:51,300
Res.

4370
03:05:51,400 --> 03:05:51,740
Or whatever.

4371
03:05:51,940 --> 03:05:52,720
The full res.

4372
03:05:52,820 --> 03:05:53,420
Fucking videos.

4373
03:05:54,380 --> 03:05:54,780
Somewhere.

4374
03:05:54,940 --> 03:05:55,880
But I'm not sure whether.

4375
03:05:56,160 --> 03:05:56,200
And.

4376
03:05:56,520 --> 03:05:57,940
What the story or situation is.

4377
03:05:57,960 --> 03:05:58,560
We're putting them up.

4378
03:05:58,600 --> 03:06:00,060
Because if I was to put them up again.

4379
03:06:00,760 --> 03:06:01,600
Then maybe.

4380
03:06:01,600 --> 03:06:04,180
The channel could get taken out.

4381
03:06:04,200 --> 03:06:04,720
Because it's like.

4382
03:06:04,840 --> 03:06:05,160
Russia.

4383
03:06:05,480 --> 03:06:06,700
Russia today content.

4384
03:06:06,960 --> 03:06:07,500
And that's banned.

4385
03:06:07,560 --> 03:06:08,140
I don't know.

4386
03:06:08,840 --> 03:06:09,680
I'm not sure.

4387
03:06:11,460 --> 03:06:12,880
But it's a bit of a pickle twist.

4388
03:06:14,740 --> 03:06:15,300
I mean.

4389
03:06:16,360 --> 03:06:16,720
Obviously.

4390
03:06:17,280 --> 03:06:17,840
It's like.

4391
03:06:17,920 --> 03:06:18,040
Oh.

4392
03:06:18,060 --> 03:06:18,960
Just start another channel.

4393
03:06:19,080 --> 03:06:19,720
Stop fucking.

4394
03:06:20,020 --> 03:06:20,720
Shiting on about it.

4395
03:06:20,740 --> 03:06:21,260
Start another channel.

4396
03:06:21,360 --> 03:06:21,640
Do it.

4397
03:06:21,720 --> 03:06:21,840
But.

4398
03:06:22,440 --> 03:06:24,300
I like everything to be centralized.

4399
03:06:28,040 --> 03:06:28,440
Maybe.

4400
03:06:28,920 --> 03:06:30,160
That doesn't matter.

4401
03:06:30,960 --> 03:06:31,100
Joe.

4402
03:06:31,140 --> 03:06:31,380
Maybe.

4403
03:06:31,380 --> 03:06:31,400
Maybe.

4404
03:06:31,580 --> 03:06:31,920
It's just.

4405
03:06:32,220 --> 03:06:32,860
Who cares.

4406
03:06:33,060 --> 03:06:34,140
As long as you get it out there.

4407
03:06:39,020 --> 03:06:39,940
Release the files.

4408
03:06:40,040 --> 03:06:41,060
You can always censor.

4409
03:06:41,120 --> 03:06:41,800
The RT logo.

4410
03:06:42,440 --> 03:06:43,140
But the thing is.

4411
03:06:43,220 --> 03:06:43,800
The footage.

4412
03:06:44,060 --> 03:06:44,760
Is there.

4413
03:06:44,900 --> 03:06:45,500
It's RT.

4414
03:06:45,740 --> 03:06:47,100
It's RT footage.

4415
03:06:47,300 --> 03:06:47,940
It's Russian.

4416
03:06:49,440 --> 03:06:49,820
That.

4417
03:06:49,920 --> 03:06:50,620
That could be.

4418
03:06:50,780 --> 03:06:51,600
The video.

4419
03:06:52,080 --> 03:06:52,660
Could be.

4420
03:06:53,100 --> 03:06:53,580
Identified.

4421
03:06:53,780 --> 03:06:54,540
Through the fact that.

4422
03:06:54,620 --> 03:06:55,120
It's a Russian.

4423
03:06:56,260 --> 03:06:56,660
Clip.

4424
03:06:57,540 --> 03:06:57,840
Do you know.

4425
03:06:57,920 --> 03:06:58,340
I don't know.

4426
03:07:00,060 --> 03:07:01,900
Who cares about all the old stuff.

4427
03:07:01,980 --> 03:07:02,140
Anyway.

4428
03:07:02,240 --> 03:07:03,280
I would like to do new stuff.

4429
03:07:03,340 --> 03:07:03,960
That's the question.

4430
03:07:04,060 --> 03:07:06,220
I would like to do more world news.

4431
03:07:06,340 --> 03:07:06,460
But.

4432
03:07:08,220 --> 03:07:09,120
This isn't.

4433
03:07:09,120 --> 03:07:09,120
This isn't.

4434
03:07:09,180 --> 03:07:10,220
10 years ago.

4435
03:07:10,220 --> 03:07:12,040
Where you could just fucking throw up any old videos.

4436
03:07:12,240 --> 03:07:12,760
You get.

4437
03:07:13,100 --> 03:07:13,460
Your channel.

4438
03:07:14,100 --> 03:07:14,340
Done.

4439
03:07:14,520 --> 03:07:15,440
The channel is already.

4440
03:07:16,960 --> 03:07:17,400
Mostly.

4441
03:07:18,300 --> 03:07:18,680
Under.

4442
03:07:19,300 --> 03:07:19,780
Caution.

4443
03:07:20,020 --> 03:07:20,360
In a way.

4444
03:07:20,480 --> 03:07:20,920
Because of.

4445
03:07:20,920 --> 03:07:21,760
Previous.

4446
03:07:22,400 --> 03:07:23,480
Transgressions.

4447
03:07:23,660 --> 03:07:23,820
I.

4448
03:07:23,820 --> 03:07:24,020
E.

4449
03:07:24,640 --> 03:07:26,140
Streaming a Premier League match.

4450
03:07:26,260 --> 03:07:26,860
Accidentally.

4451
03:07:27,000 --> 03:07:27,980
I didn't mean to do it.

4452
03:07:28,680 --> 03:07:29,060
What I.

4453
03:07:29,140 --> 03:07:30,060
What I meant to do.

4454
03:07:31,020 --> 03:07:31,940
Was stream.

4455
03:07:32,100 --> 03:07:33,620
Only a section of the screen.

4456
03:07:33,860 --> 03:07:35,020
That was the score.

4457
03:07:35,460 --> 03:07:36,080
For unfortunately.

4458
03:07:36,480 --> 03:07:37,320
I accidentally.

4459
03:07:37,320 --> 03:07:38,140
Left the fucking.

4460
03:07:38,780 --> 03:07:39,260
Full.

4461
03:07:39,700 --> 03:07:40,220
Screen open.

4462
03:07:41,040 --> 03:07:42,000
And they saw.

4463
03:07:42,180 --> 03:07:42,880
A bit of Leeds.

4464
03:07:42,960 --> 03:07:43,720
Versus Liverpool.

4465
03:07:44,300 --> 03:07:44,860
In.

4466
03:07:45,320 --> 03:07:45,760
2000.

4467
03:07:46,380 --> 03:07:47,080
Or 2020.

4468
03:07:47,600 --> 03:07:47,880
And.

4469
03:07:48,660 --> 03:07:48,860
Look.

4470
03:07:48,920 --> 03:07:49,680
There was a bit of fucking.

4471
03:07:49,680 --> 03:07:50,560
Argy bargy there.

4472
03:07:50,640 --> 03:07:51,400
With the channel then.

4473
03:07:51,640 --> 03:07:52,220
I'm not sure.

4474
03:07:52,300 --> 03:07:54,140
I just don't want to step on any toes now.

4475
03:07:56,180 --> 03:07:56,980
Dodgy box.

4476
03:07:57,520 --> 03:07:57,920
Space ball.

4477
03:07:58,240 --> 03:07:58,640
Exactly.

4478
03:07:59,040 --> 03:08:00,260
I tried to do space ball.

4479
03:08:00,360 --> 03:08:01,560
Where I keyed in the fucking.

4480
03:08:01,640 --> 03:08:02,560
Chroma keyed the pitch.

4481
03:08:02,720 --> 03:08:03,800
And then just put in different things.

4482
03:08:04,360 --> 03:08:05,260
I'm not going to talk about it.

4483
03:08:05,400 --> 03:08:06,240
As if I'm fucking.

4484
03:08:06,620 --> 03:08:07,740
Glorifying what the work was.

4485
03:08:07,880 --> 03:08:08,060
I mean.

4486
03:08:08,760 --> 03:08:10,340
It was a pretty cool way.

4487
03:08:10,380 --> 03:08:10,780
To get it.

4488
03:08:11,060 --> 03:08:12,020
Circumvent the fucking.

4489
03:08:12,660 --> 03:08:13,100
Thing.

4490
03:08:13,180 --> 03:08:14,500
If I do say so myself.

4491
03:08:14,620 --> 03:08:16,440
As I lay accusations of bullet.

4492
03:08:16,440 --> 03:08:17,440
At that man's neck.

4493
03:08:17,780 --> 03:08:18,100
Head.

4494
03:08:18,280 --> 03:08:18,920
And chest.

4495
03:08:19,580 --> 03:08:21,240
Another accusation of bullet.

4496
03:08:21,240 --> 03:08:22,400
Has been leveled.

4497
03:08:22,540 --> 03:08:22,920
This.

4498
03:08:24,200 --> 03:08:24,720
Doobus.

4499
03:08:24,840 --> 03:08:25,320
Doobus.

4500
03:08:26,440 --> 03:08:28,140
And that's a beautiful bit.

4501
03:08:28,860 --> 03:08:30,400
Of Christmas cheer.

4502
03:08:30,580 --> 03:08:31,180
For that guy.

4503
03:08:32,120 --> 03:08:32,800
He was done up.

4504
03:08:32,860 --> 03:08:33,480
He was lit up.

4505
03:08:33,540 --> 03:08:34,900
Like a fucking Christmas tree.

4506
03:08:34,980 --> 03:08:35,480
After that.

4507
03:08:36,980 --> 03:08:37,460
Situation.

4508
03:08:37,980 --> 03:08:38,880
What's this here now?

4509
03:08:39,200 --> 03:08:39,760
Get that.

4510
03:08:40,220 --> 03:08:41,600
Bamboozle.

4511
03:08:44,340 --> 03:08:45,640
Doomsday picnic.

4512
03:08:46,280 --> 03:08:46,680
Artist.

4513
03:08:47,120 --> 03:08:47,640
Extraord.

4514
03:08:47,780 --> 03:08:48,240
Inair.

4515
03:08:50,500 --> 03:08:51,600
Thank you for the tip.

4516
03:08:51,960 --> 03:08:53,360
I can't say thank you.

4517
03:08:53,480 --> 03:08:53,820
Enough.

4518
03:08:53,820 --> 03:08:55,040
Not just for the tip.

4519
03:08:55,300 --> 03:08:56,040
But for every.

4520
03:08:56,540 --> 03:08:57,080
Piece.

4521
03:08:58,020 --> 03:08:59,480
Of sacred art.

4522
03:09:00,000 --> 03:09:01,820
That was dispatched towards this stream.

4523
03:09:01,900 --> 03:09:02,360
At pace.

4524
03:09:02,980 --> 03:09:04,740
And put wind in the sails.

4525
03:09:04,740 --> 03:09:06,580
Of a man.

4526
03:09:06,580 --> 03:09:07,020
In.

4527
03:09:07,020 --> 03:09:09,640
In the eye of a storm.

4528
03:09:10,860 --> 03:09:12,500
All I can say is thank you very much.

4529
03:09:12,560 --> 03:09:12,840
And Tom.

4530
03:09:12,900 --> 03:09:14,360
I do think you're still there.

4531
03:09:14,440 --> 03:09:14,880
Yeah Tom.

4532
03:09:16,020 --> 03:09:16,660
I am indeed.

4533
03:09:16,740 --> 03:09:17,220
What's the story?

4534
03:09:17,320 --> 03:09:18,280
I'm just having a tin of pickles.

4535
03:09:19,820 --> 03:09:21,160
Lovely tip just came in there.

4536
03:09:22,160 --> 03:09:22,680
Read it.

4537
03:09:25,240 --> 03:09:27,200
Thank you very much for the tip.

4538
03:09:27,280 --> 03:09:27,840
Doomsday.

4539
03:09:28,120 --> 03:09:29,120
You say can't really watch.

4540
03:09:29,200 --> 03:09:30,760
But here's some frazan timoney.

4541
03:09:30,860 --> 03:09:31,540
Thank you very much.

4542
03:09:32,080 --> 03:09:33,160
And also McPhail.

4543
03:09:33,260 --> 03:09:33,940
Thank you very much.

4544
03:09:34,000 --> 03:09:35,000
Stevie McPhail there.

4545
03:09:36,440 --> 03:09:37,360
Educated left foot.

4546
03:09:37,940 --> 03:09:39,380
Would you be exempt.

4547
03:09:39,760 --> 03:09:41,560
If you recreated world events.

4548
03:09:41,680 --> 03:09:42,700
Inside Shenmue.

4549
03:09:43,320 --> 03:09:44,380
That's one for Francis.

4550
03:09:45,680 --> 03:09:47,000
Just keeping this fucking.

4551
03:09:47,300 --> 03:09:47,800
Thing held.

4552
03:09:48,880 --> 03:09:49,100
If I.

4553
03:09:49,860 --> 03:09:50,380
Did.

4554
03:09:50,560 --> 03:09:51,720
Recreated world events.

4555
03:09:51,820 --> 03:09:52,640
Inside Shenmue.

4556
03:09:53,380 --> 03:09:54,320
As in like.

4557
03:09:54,880 --> 03:09:55,920
How would you do that.

4558
03:09:55,980 --> 03:09:56,740
Unless I fucking.

4559
03:09:57,460 --> 03:09:58,660
Started going deep.

4560
03:09:58,660 --> 03:09:59,860
Into the Shenmue world.

4561
03:10:00,040 --> 03:10:00,540
In a way in which.

4562
03:10:00,620 --> 03:10:01,600
I'd never gone before.

4563
03:10:02,000 --> 03:10:02,560
That is to say.

4564
03:10:02,640 --> 03:10:04,380
Start looking at how to mod the game.

4565
03:10:06,080 --> 03:10:07,380
And putting different.

4566
03:10:07,720 --> 03:10:08,120
People in.

4567
03:10:08,320 --> 03:10:09,100
That would be very.

4568
03:10:09,220 --> 03:10:09,980
Labour intensive.

4569
03:10:10,280 --> 03:10:11,140
I'd need to fucking.

4570
03:10:11,380 --> 03:10:12,400
Work with other people.

4571
03:10:12,480 --> 03:10:12,940
To do that.

4572
03:10:13,040 --> 03:10:14,200
And I don't think.

4573
03:10:14,260 --> 03:10:15,260
The overall message.

4574
03:10:15,960 --> 03:10:17,080
Would be that great.

4575
03:10:17,140 --> 03:10:17,600
I mean it would.

4576
03:10:17,740 --> 03:10:18,440
Be good for us.

4577
03:10:18,500 --> 03:10:19,140
Maybe once.

4578
03:10:19,620 --> 03:10:20,180
But the.

4579
03:10:20,500 --> 03:10:21,600
Work that would be.

4580
03:10:21,900 --> 03:10:22,780
Necessary in order to.

4581
03:10:22,920 --> 03:10:24,260
Achieve that on a regular basis.

4582
03:10:24,420 --> 03:10:24,960
Week to week.

4583
03:10:25,200 --> 03:10:25,800
Be too much.

4584
03:10:27,500 --> 03:10:28,200
Too much.

4585
03:10:29,260 --> 03:10:30,680
You've done too much.

4586
03:10:31,200 --> 03:10:32,320
Much too soon.

4587
03:10:36,480 --> 03:10:38,200
So I saved the game twice there.

4588
03:10:38,680 --> 03:10:41,720
You've done too much.

4589
03:10:41,940 --> 03:10:43,360
Much too young.

4590
03:10:43,360 --> 03:10:43,720
Yeah.

4591
03:10:45,860 --> 03:10:47,300
You're married with a kid.

4592
03:10:47,360 --> 03:10:49,060
When you should be shooting guns.

4593
03:10:49,280 --> 03:10:50,020
With me.

4594
03:10:50,020 --> 03:11:01,120
Sorry.

4595
03:11:01,120 --> 03:11:02,420
I don't know the lyrics.

4596
03:11:02,580 --> 03:11:04,000
So I just resorted to singing.

4597
03:11:04,540 --> 03:11:05,540
Ba ba ba ba.

4598
03:11:06,580 --> 03:11:08,960
Which is a great way to get out of songs.

4599
03:11:09,160 --> 03:11:10,380
You don't know the words of.

4600
03:11:10,880 --> 03:11:11,500
Look at this.

4601
03:11:12,060 --> 03:11:15,040
This is just like going to work with the right tools.

4602
03:11:16,980 --> 03:11:17,460
Fuck.

4603
03:11:17,820 --> 03:11:18,880
As I said that.

4604
03:11:19,020 --> 03:11:19,660
I miss.

4605
03:11:20,100 --> 03:11:20,620
Three.

4606
03:11:21,480 --> 03:11:22,940
Open goal shots there.

4607
03:11:26,400 --> 03:11:27,240
That's beautiful.

4608
03:11:28,620 --> 03:11:29,600
Look at the wind.

4609
03:11:29,980 --> 03:11:32,240
Look at the way the wind's taking the pants off that.

4610
03:11:32,540 --> 03:11:33,000
I mean it.

4611
03:11:33,100 --> 03:11:34,480
It sounds like a pervert thing.

4612
03:11:34,560 --> 03:11:35,400
I'm laughing at it.

4613
03:11:35,560 --> 03:11:35,960
I'm not.

4614
03:11:36,140 --> 03:11:37,140
I'm not into it.

4615
03:11:38,280 --> 03:11:40,440
Let's just put on a different scope to really.

4616
03:11:42,020 --> 03:11:43,160
Understand the wind.

4617
03:11:44,900 --> 03:11:45,700
Look at that.

4618
03:11:49,940 --> 03:11:50,900
Waste of bullets really.

4619
03:11:52,620 --> 03:11:53,840
Thanks very much there.

4620
03:11:54,240 --> 03:11:54,800
McPhail.

4621
03:11:55,080 --> 03:11:55,440
And.

4622
03:11:55,860 --> 03:11:56,420
Nayix.

4623
03:11:56,740 --> 03:11:57,380
Newman's.

4624
03:11:57,440 --> 03:11:58,180
Kitchen doors.

4625
03:11:58,420 --> 03:11:58,760
Decks.

4626
03:11:58,940 --> 03:11:59,320
And floors.

4627
03:11:59,460 --> 03:12:00,520
Thank you very much for your.

4628
03:12:01,360 --> 03:12:01,880
Beautiful.

4629
03:12:02,480 --> 03:12:02,960
Beautiful.

4630
03:12:03,720 --> 03:12:04,280
Tip there.

4631
03:12:04,360 --> 03:12:06,140
And a few blast arrows as well.

4632
03:12:07,260 --> 03:12:07,480
For.

4633
03:12:07,620 --> 03:12:08,560
For safe keep.

4634
03:12:09,680 --> 03:12:10,400
Nothing too.

4635
03:12:11,020 --> 03:12:12,440
Nothing too extraordinary.

4636
03:12:12,740 --> 03:12:13,940
Nothing too flagrant.

4637
03:12:17,940 --> 03:12:18,800
Let's.

4638
03:12:19,420 --> 03:12:20,280
Catch these cunts.

4639
03:12:20,480 --> 03:12:21,540
In flagranti.

4640
03:12:24,380 --> 03:12:24,900
Oh.

4641
03:12:25,240 --> 03:12:25,840
Flagranti.

4642
03:12:26,700 --> 03:12:26,960
Heh.

4643
03:12:27,260 --> 03:12:28,020
That was beautiful.

4644
03:12:28,120 --> 03:12:28,660
That was like.

4645
03:12:28,820 --> 03:12:30,320
He really didn't have any.

4646
03:12:31,320 --> 03:12:32,280
Comeback to that.

4647
03:12:32,700 --> 03:12:33,420
Apart from.

4648
03:12:33,560 --> 03:12:34,840
Beginning to metamorphosize.

4649
03:12:34,960 --> 03:12:36,480
Into a scum cunt on the ground.

4650
03:12:36,900 --> 03:12:38,500
But I managed to put Pid to his devices.

4651
03:12:38,640 --> 03:12:39,820
Before he even managed to get.

4652
03:12:40,420 --> 03:12:41,720
Into his stride.

4653
03:12:41,860 --> 03:12:42,040
Now.

4654
03:12:42,480 --> 03:12:44,400
Couple of fucking crossbow units up there.

4655
03:12:46,200 --> 03:12:46,640
That's.

4656
03:12:46,820 --> 03:12:47,780
That's him annoyed.

4657
03:12:47,780 --> 03:12:48,080
Here we go.

4658
03:12:50,140 --> 03:12:50,340
Oh.

4659
03:12:51,240 --> 03:12:52,180
That's him annoyed.

4660
03:12:52,340 --> 03:12:53,400
And here's a hemorrhoid.

4661
03:12:53,900 --> 03:12:54,700
In the groin.

4662
03:12:55,700 --> 03:12:56,200
Trying to.

4663
03:12:56,340 --> 03:12:58,000
Trying to shoot the hemorrhoids off him.

4664
03:12:58,980 --> 03:12:59,460
And a.

4665
03:12:59,580 --> 03:13:00,180
Bit of a.

4666
03:13:00,180 --> 03:13:00,480
Um.

4667
03:13:01,640 --> 03:13:02,740
An idea there.

4668
03:13:02,880 --> 03:13:04,140
For any of the Japanese.

4669
03:13:04,320 --> 03:13:05,320
Capcom masters.

4670
03:13:05,620 --> 03:13:07,080
Who could be watching the game here.

4671
03:13:07,540 --> 03:13:08,680
Maybe in the next game.

4672
03:13:08,960 --> 03:13:09,960
Create a fucking.

4673
03:13:10,260 --> 03:13:11,220
Situation where.

4674
03:13:12,420 --> 03:13:13,020
The.

4675
03:13:13,020 --> 03:13:15,320
The guys have bad hemorrhoids.

4676
03:13:15,640 --> 03:13:15,780
And.

4677
03:13:15,980 --> 03:13:17,940
You have to shoot them there.

4678
03:13:19,480 --> 03:13:20,680
It'll be disgusting.

4679
03:13:21,040 --> 03:13:21,860
It'll be sick.

4680
03:13:22,260 --> 03:13:23,140
It won't be nice.

4681
03:13:23,920 --> 03:13:24,560
It'll be funny.

4682
03:13:25,220 --> 03:13:27,760
Maybe comedy isn't what you want to add to the game.

4683
03:13:28,280 --> 03:13:30,460
I think you need something like that in it.

4684
03:13:30,840 --> 03:13:32,260
I think it's that kind of.

4685
03:13:32,500 --> 03:13:33,840
Outside the box thinking.

4686
03:13:35,120 --> 03:13:36,140
On the arse.

4687
03:13:36,300 --> 03:13:36,580
Thinking.

4688
03:13:37,580 --> 03:13:38,340
That you need.

4689
03:13:38,580 --> 03:13:40,200
To really rejuvenate.

4690
03:13:41,800 --> 03:13:42,540
And re.

4691
03:13:43,040 --> 03:13:43,440
Resurrect.

4692
03:13:43,780 --> 03:13:44,260
Resurrect.

4693
03:13:44,380 --> 03:13:44,900
The series.

4694
03:13:45,160 --> 03:13:46,260
Not that it's dead or anything.

4695
03:13:46,340 --> 03:13:47,120
It's a great series.

4696
03:13:47,900 --> 03:13:48,580
But you need to.

4697
03:13:49,280 --> 03:13:49,720
Evolutionize.

4698
03:13:49,800 --> 03:13:50,080
Don't you?

4699
03:13:50,140 --> 03:13:51,740
Every fucking Resident Evil game.

4700
03:13:52,480 --> 03:13:53,960
Or at least every two or three of them.

4701
03:13:54,020 --> 03:13:55,360
They change the game.

4702
03:13:55,440 --> 03:13:56,900
The way the game's played changes.

4703
03:13:57,900 --> 03:13:59,000
I think the addition.

4704
03:13:59,260 --> 03:14:01,060
Of mutated hemorrhoid arses.

4705
03:14:01,920 --> 03:14:03,360
Could potentially be something.

4706
03:14:04,540 --> 03:14:05,240
Which is a.

4707
03:14:05,520 --> 03:14:06,360
Game changer.

4708
03:14:10,080 --> 03:14:10,880
Just dodge that.

4709
03:14:10,940 --> 03:14:11,700
Let's just dodge that.

4710
03:14:11,700 --> 03:14:12,300
Just.

4711
03:14:13,920 --> 03:14:14,880
That's great stuff.

4712
03:14:15,040 --> 03:14:16,080
One through the fucking chest.

4713
03:14:16,180 --> 03:14:16,800
Still standing.

4714
03:14:18,360 --> 03:14:19,360
And now we've got.

4715
03:14:20,820 --> 03:14:21,180
No.

4716
03:14:21,400 --> 03:14:21,700
Oh yeah.

4717
03:14:22,020 --> 03:14:22,900
We didn't say we had no.

4718
03:14:23,120 --> 03:14:23,900
Punisher bullets.

4719
03:14:24,020 --> 03:14:24,420
But we do.

4720
03:14:29,600 --> 03:14:30,860
No expense spared.

4721
03:14:32,540 --> 03:14:33,900
At Higgins stores.

4722
03:14:35,500 --> 03:14:37,140
It's Christmas at Higgins stores.

4723
03:14:37,380 --> 03:14:38,460
We've got lovely bullets.

4724
03:14:38,640 --> 03:14:39,220
In the chest.

4725
03:14:40,840 --> 03:14:42,040
We've got.

4726
03:14:44,220 --> 03:14:46,760
Absolute chaotic gremlins.

4727
03:14:48,100 --> 03:14:50,500
Real bad metamorphosized monks.

4728
03:14:51,140 --> 03:14:51,980
For 2.99.

4729
03:14:52,660 --> 03:14:53,280
Mince pies.

4730
03:14:53,280 --> 03:14:53,460
Mince pies.

4731
03:14:58,220 --> 03:14:59,920
Have you ever thought about applying.

4732
03:14:59,920 --> 03:15:01,600
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

4733
03:15:01,600 --> 03:15:02,300
Thank you very much.

4734
03:15:03,100 --> 03:15:06,280
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

4735
03:15:06,280 --> 03:15:06,740
See that?

4736
03:15:06,880 --> 03:15:07,700
Same jersey.

4737
03:15:08,520 --> 03:15:09,760
But not the same gloves.

4738
03:15:10,120 --> 03:15:11,960
Because the control pad.

4739
03:15:12,100 --> 03:15:12,920
It doesn't feel great.

4740
03:15:13,400 --> 03:15:14,940
Did I ever go for verification?

4741
03:15:15,280 --> 03:15:17,140
You've gone over 100k subs.

4742
03:15:17,140 --> 03:15:19,780
And people at YouTube be able to better explain.

4743
03:15:20,200 --> 03:15:20,460
No.

4744
03:15:20,620 --> 03:15:23,860
I think I addressed this multiple times.

4745
03:15:24,040 --> 03:15:25,440
The thing is there.

4746
03:15:26,620 --> 03:15:29,960
But I don't want to get too involved with that crowd.

4747
03:15:30,160 --> 03:15:31,000
The same crowd.

4748
03:15:31,540 --> 03:15:32,340
That tell me.

4749
03:15:32,860 --> 03:15:33,120
That I.

4750
03:15:33,280 --> 03:15:35,420
What I can and can't put on the fucking YouTube.

4751
03:15:35,580 --> 03:15:37,320
Is the same one offering me a fucking what?

4752
03:15:37,440 --> 03:15:38,260
A play button.

4753
03:15:39,080 --> 03:15:41,440
They want me to put a play button in the videos.

4754
03:15:42,000 --> 03:15:43,060
First off YouTube.

4755
03:15:43,060 --> 03:15:44,340
You need to do me a favor.

4756
03:15:44,600 --> 03:15:47,640
By letting me put my whatever videos I want.

4757
03:15:47,780 --> 03:15:48,880
On the fucking platform.

4758
03:15:49,200 --> 03:15:50,560
Then and only then.

4759
03:15:51,560 --> 03:15:54,160
Will I stoop to your play button level.

4760
03:15:56,660 --> 03:15:57,920
Until that happens.

4761
03:16:00,000 --> 03:16:01,760
I'm paddling in my own canoe.

4762
03:16:02,400 --> 03:16:05,680
I don't really see what would the verification.

4763
03:16:06,620 --> 03:16:08,700
Other than a fucking silver play button.

4764
03:16:09,240 --> 03:16:10,640
Silver linings play button.

4765
03:16:12,020 --> 03:16:13,140
What good is it?

4766
03:16:13,920 --> 03:16:15,800
They then know your business as well.

4767
03:16:15,880 --> 03:16:17,300
They know who you are really.

4768
03:16:17,420 --> 03:16:18,840
They've got information about you.

4769
03:16:20,180 --> 03:16:22,040
That they already fucking have anyway.

4770
03:16:22,140 --> 03:16:22,480
It's Google.

4771
03:16:23,020 --> 03:16:23,160
And.

4772
03:16:23,360 --> 03:16:23,500
And.

4773
03:16:23,740 --> 03:16:24,940
So what?

4774
03:16:25,040 --> 03:16:25,280
Do you know?

4775
03:16:26,480 --> 03:16:26,860
Look.

4776
03:16:26,920 --> 03:16:28,480
I don't want to be a depraved idol.

4777
03:16:28,740 --> 03:16:29,200
That's it.

4778
03:16:30,560 --> 03:16:31,400
I look at the.

4779
03:16:31,460 --> 03:16:33,260
I look at the YouTube play button.

4780
03:16:33,600 --> 03:16:34,640
That you get as a reward.

4781
03:16:34,640 --> 03:16:36,140
For fucking getting more subscribers.

4782
03:16:36,400 --> 03:16:38,320
As a depraved idol in a way.

4783
03:16:39,560 --> 03:16:40,080
And I.

4784
03:16:40,360 --> 03:16:40,800
Unless.

4785
03:16:41,200 --> 03:16:41,620
Tell you.

4786
03:16:42,980 --> 03:16:46,020
If there was a chance of being able to sell that play button then.

4787
03:16:47,200 --> 03:16:47,680
For a.

4788
03:16:48,740 --> 03:16:50,300
A high price.

4789
03:16:51,240 --> 03:16:51,940
Then yeah.

4790
03:16:52,040 --> 03:16:52,620
I go for it.

4791
03:16:53,080 --> 03:16:53,320
You know.

4792
03:16:53,400 --> 03:16:54,140
Is there a fucking.

4793
03:16:55,100 --> 03:16:55,920
A pawn shop.

4794
03:16:56,020 --> 03:16:56,080
Or.

4795
03:16:56,440 --> 03:16:57,520
Cash for gold.

4796
03:16:57,640 --> 03:16:57,740
Or.

4797
03:16:57,860 --> 03:16:58,780
It's not even gold.

4798
03:16:58,840 --> 03:16:59,100
Is it?

4799
03:16:59,780 --> 03:17:00,720
I don't even know what it is.

4800
03:17:01,740 --> 03:17:02,080
But.

4801
03:17:02,160 --> 03:17:02,580
I wonder.

4802
03:17:02,740 --> 03:17:04,320
Would it fetch a high price?

4803
03:17:09,320 --> 03:17:11,540
I'd have to share the play button with Tommy.

4804
03:17:11,740 --> 03:17:12,480
And Connor.

4805
03:17:12,940 --> 03:17:13,260
And.

4806
03:17:13,500 --> 03:17:14,220
The other lad.

4807
03:17:14,540 --> 03:17:15,100
Who's the.

4808
03:17:15,980 --> 03:17:16,500
I mean.

4809
03:17:16,540 --> 03:17:17,780
It's not something I want to do.

4810
03:17:19,920 --> 03:17:21,920
And I just chime in with you there.

4811
03:17:22,200 --> 03:17:24,380
I'd be very happy with the fucking play button.

4812
03:17:25,280 --> 03:17:25,600
Um.

4813
03:17:26,020 --> 03:17:26,840
I'd actually.

4814
03:17:27,320 --> 03:17:28,340
Put it on the bus.

4815
03:17:29,440 --> 03:17:30,020
And I'd say.

4816
03:17:30,120 --> 03:17:30,960
Press play there.

4817
03:17:31,200 --> 03:17:31,620
To people.

4818
03:17:32,540 --> 03:17:33,940
And I'd get them to press play.

4819
03:17:34,320 --> 03:17:35,220
And then nothing would happen.

4820
03:17:35,320 --> 03:17:35,580
I'd go.

4821
03:17:36,100 --> 03:17:36,900
It was just a joke.

4822
03:17:37,160 --> 03:17:37,860
Nothing happens.

4823
03:17:40,860 --> 03:17:42,500
Hilarious stuff as always Tom.

4824
03:17:42,580 --> 03:17:42,880
But I mean.

4825
03:17:43,060 --> 03:17:45,000
It just doesn't seem like it's worth the effort.

4826
03:17:45,500 --> 03:17:46,880
Going through that rigmarole.

4827
03:17:47,200 --> 03:17:49,140
And I don't want to be in the Wong place.

4828
03:17:49,240 --> 03:17:50,020
The Wong time.

4829
03:17:50,320 --> 03:17:51,340
Thank you very much for the tip.

4830
03:17:52,540 --> 03:17:54,760
I want to take whatever play button is.

4831
03:17:54,880 --> 03:17:56,420
And visit a man like this.

4832
03:18:01,960 --> 03:18:02,280
Vermana.

4833
03:18:02,380 --> 03:18:03,500
Thank you very much for the tip.

4834
03:18:03,600 --> 03:18:04,680
I think I might have missed you there.

4835
03:18:04,740 --> 03:18:05,480
During the fucking.

4836
03:18:06,120 --> 03:18:06,520
Deluge.

4837
03:18:06,700 --> 03:18:07,280
Of pain.

4838
03:18:07,460 --> 03:18:07,940
And death.

4839
03:18:09,580 --> 03:18:10,480
You always do.

4840
03:18:10,560 --> 03:18:11,980
You always have something new.

4841
03:18:12,180 --> 03:18:12,800
You always.

4842
03:18:12,920 --> 03:18:13,480
You're great.

4843
03:18:14,140 --> 03:18:14,680
You're great.

4844
03:18:15,280 --> 03:18:15,740
I love you.

4845
03:18:16,340 --> 03:18:17,020
Like a brother.

4846
03:18:17,180 --> 03:18:18,020
Like a brother.

4847
03:18:20,080 --> 03:18:21,260
Golden hourglass.

4848
03:18:21,380 --> 03:18:21,600
Yeah.

4849
03:18:22,400 --> 03:18:23,120
Gold bar.

4850
03:18:23,240 --> 03:18:23,480
Yeah.

4851
03:18:24,280 --> 03:18:25,080
Depraved idol.

4852
03:18:25,080 --> 03:18:25,500
Is it?

4853
03:18:26,420 --> 03:18:27,500
Housekeeper's barret.

4854
03:18:27,580 --> 03:18:28,120
No less.

4855
03:18:28,780 --> 03:18:29,000
What.

4856
03:18:29,040 --> 03:18:30,180
What even is a barret?

4857
03:18:30,320 --> 03:18:31,240
Velvet blue.

4858
03:18:31,580 --> 03:18:32,480
Four of you.

4859
03:18:34,200 --> 03:18:35,540
Let's sell those guys.

4860
03:18:36,180 --> 03:18:37,420
Big rake of pesetas.

4861
03:18:38,580 --> 03:18:38,940
I'm.

4862
03:18:39,740 --> 03:18:40,180
Envisaging.

4863
03:18:40,260 --> 03:18:40,700
Having.

4864
03:18:40,700 --> 03:18:40,760
Having.

4865
03:18:40,940 --> 03:18:41,340
A fucking.

4866
03:18:41,340 --> 03:18:43,480
A million or so pesetas.

4867
03:18:43,640 --> 03:18:44,480
Enough to buy that.

4868
03:18:44,600 --> 03:18:45,800
Infinite rocket launcher.

4869
03:18:46,220 --> 03:18:46,540
Which.

4870
03:18:47,120 --> 03:18:48,500
We all know and love.

4871
03:18:48,560 --> 03:18:49,680
We've all heard about it.

4872
03:18:50,680 --> 03:18:53,040
Let's get these fucking crowns.

4873
03:18:53,420 --> 03:18:54,280
Well and truly.

4874
03:18:54,540 --> 03:18:54,980
Jeweled.

4875
03:18:55,640 --> 03:18:57,080
With a few gemstones.

4876
03:18:58,360 --> 03:18:59,760
Uncut gemstones.

4877
03:19:00,940 --> 03:19:02,100
Stick one in there.

4878
03:19:02,680 --> 03:19:04,360
And an Adam Sandler in there.

4879
03:19:05,040 --> 03:19:06,920
A fucking Julia Fox there.

4880
03:19:06,920 --> 03:19:06,940
A fucking Julia Fox there.

4881
03:19:07,940 --> 03:19:10,020
Stick a fucking Safdie in there.

4882
03:19:10,700 --> 03:19:11,600
And then.

4883
03:19:12,080 --> 03:19:14,140
Can't remember who else was in the film there.

4884
03:19:14,820 --> 03:19:15,980
And that's that crown.

4885
03:19:16,460 --> 03:19:16,920
And now.

4886
03:19:17,420 --> 03:19:18,800
The piece de resistance again.

4887
03:19:18,800 --> 03:19:19,360
A piece de resistance again.

4888
03:19:20,700 --> 03:19:21,520
A stupid.

4889
03:19:21,720 --> 03:19:22,740
Stupid lamp.

4890
03:19:23,540 --> 03:19:24,940
We'll put a yellow one in there.

4891
03:19:25,760 --> 03:19:27,440
And a blueser in there.

4892
03:19:27,900 --> 03:19:29,180
And a fucking redzer.

4893
03:19:30,360 --> 03:19:31,700
In the wrong one.

4894
03:19:32,500 --> 03:19:34,160
And a blueser.

4895
03:19:34,540 --> 03:19:35,020
In there.

4896
03:19:35,100 --> 03:19:36,200
We've got the blue jewel.

4897
03:19:36,900 --> 03:19:38,880
This is where I'd like to bust out a fucking.

4898
03:19:39,360 --> 03:19:40,580
Blue jewel rap.

4899
03:19:41,180 --> 03:19:41,900
But again.

4900
03:19:43,480 --> 03:19:44,640
He got a bit camp.

4901
03:19:48,220 --> 03:19:50,880
He's definitely upped the camp in this one.

4902
03:19:51,020 --> 03:19:51,020
Where.

4903
03:19:53,400 --> 03:19:55,640
He's got a bit of comedic streak in him.

4904
03:19:56,680 --> 03:19:58,940
You'd like to sit down and have a fucking pint.

4905
03:19:59,160 --> 03:20:00,240
Or a chat with the man.

4906
03:20:00,420 --> 03:20:02,400
Like you know but maybe they can have.

4907
03:20:02,760 --> 03:20:04,020
Built that into the game.

4908
03:20:04,220 --> 03:20:05,820
Could they not do that now with AI.

4909
03:20:06,020 --> 03:20:07,480
And the technology available to them.

4910
03:20:07,580 --> 03:20:09,840
Could they not just ask chat GPT.

4911
03:20:09,940 --> 03:20:10,920
To create a DLC.

4912
03:20:11,800 --> 03:20:13,560
Where you just sit down with the merchant.

4913
03:20:14,100 --> 03:20:16,080
And you fucking set the world to rights.

4914
03:20:17,120 --> 03:20:17,960
With the merchant.

4915
03:20:18,820 --> 03:20:20,100
Is it too much to ask for.

4916
03:20:20,180 --> 03:20:21,760
He's a character in and of himself.

4917
03:20:23,040 --> 03:20:24,180
There's still some of this left.

4918
03:20:30,060 --> 03:20:31,440
Pure shit talk juice.

4919
03:20:31,440 --> 03:20:36,100
That's what Monster Energy could and should possibly be rebranded as.

4920
03:20:36,840 --> 03:20:39,400
And I wonder would it have any effect on sales.

4921
03:20:39,660 --> 03:20:41,160
Your glorious tip.

4922
03:20:42,660 --> 03:20:43,280
Meister.

4923
03:20:43,280 --> 03:20:47,140
I apologize for the unoriginal fucking celebration.

4924
03:20:47,380 --> 03:20:49,520
That I've probably performed for numerous tips.

4925
03:20:50,120 --> 03:20:52,100
It's not a reflection upon you and your tip.

4926
03:20:52,560 --> 03:20:53,980
It's a reflection upon me.

4927
03:20:54,340 --> 03:20:56,660
My inability to come up with a new move.

4928
03:20:57,060 --> 03:20:59,180
But I swear to God.

4929
03:20:59,520 --> 03:21:00,280
And to fuck.

4930
03:21:00,820 --> 03:21:02,720
That next time our paths cross.

4931
03:21:02,940 --> 03:21:04,120
Either in the virtual realm.

4932
03:21:04,320 --> 03:21:04,920
Or reality.

4933
03:21:05,680 --> 03:21:07,420
I'll have a new move med.

4934
03:21:09,980 --> 03:21:11,080
Thank you very much.

4935
03:21:13,580 --> 03:21:15,060
What am I fucking doing?

4936
03:21:15,740 --> 03:21:16,640
What am I doing?

4937
03:21:16,800 --> 03:21:18,000
I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

4938
03:21:18,840 --> 03:21:19,560
That's enough.

4939
03:21:21,060 --> 03:21:21,280
Oh yeah.

4940
03:21:21,360 --> 03:21:22,000
Chew up the knife.

4941
03:21:22,140 --> 03:21:22,700
Chew up the knife.

4942
03:21:23,360 --> 03:21:25,560
I've got something new.

4943
03:21:25,780 --> 03:21:26,940
That's good work.

4944
03:21:27,020 --> 03:21:28,920
If I do say so myself.

4945
03:21:29,420 --> 03:21:30,460
Praise the sun.

4946
03:21:31,360 --> 03:21:33,240
For he is arisen.

4947
03:21:34,180 --> 03:21:36,580
Season's greetings to Tommy and Cole.

4948
03:21:36,680 --> 03:21:38,000
Thank you very much for that tip.

4949
03:21:38,880 --> 03:21:40,820
Anything else I can help you with?

4950
03:21:41,820 --> 03:21:42,580
No thank you.

4951
03:21:42,660 --> 03:21:44,680
Hope to see you again soon.

4952
03:21:44,920 --> 03:21:47,080
Hope to see you again as well.

4953
03:21:47,160 --> 03:21:47,860
Thank you very much.

4954
03:21:47,940 --> 03:21:49,240
And thank you very much to Calum.

4955
03:21:49,280 --> 03:21:49,680
My structure.

4956
03:21:49,820 --> 03:21:50,840
Your kind, heart, and generous.

4957
03:21:51,400 --> 03:21:51,660
Tip.

4958
03:21:51,900 --> 03:21:52,240
Rip.

4959
03:21:52,400 --> 03:21:52,960
Arunus.

4960
03:21:53,800 --> 03:21:55,540
I don't want to say Q-ness.

4961
03:21:55,740 --> 03:21:59,700
Because there's going to be a lot of loud noises going on now.

4962
03:22:00,140 --> 03:22:01,100
What I will say is.

4963
03:22:01,340 --> 03:22:02,940
I hope you've got your earmuffs.

4964
03:22:03,700 --> 03:22:07,640
Because this is going to get very, very messy.

4965
03:22:09,320 --> 03:22:12,040
Maybe give my, enter Miami a ring.

4966
03:22:12,940 --> 03:22:14,460
Because we're going to get messy.

4967
03:22:17,240 --> 03:22:18,640
Fantastic joke, Tom.

4968
03:22:19,300 --> 03:22:20,940
And a brilliant play on words.

4969
03:22:21,420 --> 03:22:22,940
And it didn't really make sense.

4970
03:22:23,300 --> 03:22:24,160
But you tried.

4971
03:22:24,320 --> 03:22:25,560
I reserve some items.

4972
03:22:25,860 --> 03:22:26,540
Just for you.

4973
03:22:27,200 --> 03:22:28,240
God loves a trial.

4974
03:22:28,860 --> 03:22:30,180
But he doesn't like a chance.

4975
03:22:30,180 --> 03:22:30,420
Sorry.

4976
03:22:31,040 --> 03:22:32,180
He hates a chance.

4977
03:22:34,320 --> 03:22:38,260
I didn't think God would bear any hatred in his heart.

4978
03:22:38,260 --> 03:22:40,940
With him being God and all.

4979
03:22:42,460 --> 03:22:44,140
But we come to.

4980
03:22:44,220 --> 03:22:44,420
Sorry.

4981
03:22:44,520 --> 03:22:45,700
I need to turn that down.

4982
03:22:45,780 --> 03:22:46,140
It's a bit loud.

4983
03:22:46,760 --> 03:22:48,360
Another situation is this.

4984
03:22:48,660 --> 03:22:49,400
How could.

4985
03:22:49,540 --> 03:22:51,920
If God really did do the business.

4986
03:22:53,220 --> 03:22:56,960
How could he create a situation where evil.

4987
03:22:58,300 --> 03:22:58,620
Oh.

4988
03:22:59,100 --> 03:22:59,540
Good job.

4989
03:22:59,540 --> 03:23:01,320
I had no fucking bullets in the gun.

4990
03:23:02,060 --> 03:23:02,620
We need to.

4991
03:23:03,940 --> 03:23:05,400
Now how am I going to do this?

4992
03:23:06,500 --> 03:23:08,860
Have to go and swap some jewels for some gunpowder.

4993
03:23:10,720 --> 03:23:13,080
Come back to that fucking God riff in a minute.

4994
03:23:14,060 --> 03:23:15,580
But what I was going to say is.

4995
03:23:15,680 --> 03:23:16,660
I'll come back to it now.

4996
03:23:17,120 --> 03:23:19,280
If God really did create the show.

4997
03:23:20,140 --> 03:23:23,600
How did he allow for evil situations to fucking happen?

4998
03:23:23,940 --> 03:23:24,180
Do you know?

4999
03:23:26,180 --> 03:23:27,600
Kind of boggled the mind.

5000
03:23:29,260 --> 03:23:29,440
Ta?

5001
03:23:29,440 --> 03:23:33,340
I really can't answer that at all.

5002
03:23:33,420 --> 03:23:34,020
But I would say.

5003
03:23:34,160 --> 03:23:37,320
Definitely suggest trading in a fucking jewel or two.

5004
03:23:37,540 --> 03:23:39,480
For a lovely bit of gunpowder.

5005
03:23:40,120 --> 03:23:41,300
How have we procured.

5006
03:23:41,600 --> 03:23:42,500
Captain Sack.

5007
03:23:43,980 --> 03:23:45,840
Thank you very much for your tip.

5008
03:23:46,060 --> 03:23:46,800
Of course.

5009
03:23:47,180 --> 03:23:48,180
Then you say.

5010
03:23:48,460 --> 03:23:49,340
24 hour.

5011
03:23:49,600 --> 03:23:51,380
Golf clash stream question mark.

5012
03:23:51,820 --> 03:23:52,260
Who knows.

5013
03:23:52,420 --> 03:23:53,280
And clone name Gibso.

5014
03:23:53,280 --> 03:23:54,080
Thank you very much.

5015
03:23:54,400 --> 03:23:55,000
Through him.

5016
03:23:55,560 --> 03:23:56,240
With him.

5017
03:23:56,360 --> 03:23:56,720
In him.

5018
03:23:56,960 --> 03:23:58,440
In the unity of the Holy Spirit.

5019
03:23:58,620 --> 03:23:59,640
Pleasant travels.

5020
03:24:00,260 --> 03:24:01,080
Thank you very much.

5021
03:24:05,320 --> 03:24:07,400
So we mix the gunpowder up.

5022
03:24:09,540 --> 03:24:10,120
I tell you.

5023
03:24:10,200 --> 03:24:11,320
I fucking have.

5024
03:24:12,380 --> 03:24:14,420
I don't know if it's a monster energy running out.

5025
03:24:14,520 --> 03:24:14,800
But I mean.

5026
03:24:15,580 --> 03:24:19,280
I feel like I'm not as fucking electric as I was an hour ago.

5027
03:24:19,280 --> 03:24:23,040
You get a bit of San Celestino in me here.

5028
03:24:23,300 --> 03:24:24,620
Losing the train of thought here.

5029
03:24:27,440 --> 03:24:27,680
Hmm.

5030
03:24:30,780 --> 03:24:31,880
Need to make some.

5031
03:24:32,920 --> 03:24:34,660
We need to make some rifle bullets.

5032
03:24:40,400 --> 03:24:41,080
Sparky says.

5033
03:24:41,080 --> 03:24:44,560
Satan hates humans because God loves us more than angels.

5034
03:24:44,740 --> 03:24:48,440
What a beautiful Christmas sentiment to make at this time of year.

5035
03:24:48,900 --> 03:24:49,360
Christmas.

5036
03:24:50,480 --> 03:24:50,780
But.

5037
03:24:51,040 --> 03:24:51,520
Obviously.

5038
03:24:51,720 --> 03:24:53,260
We can't really use.

5039
03:24:54,220 --> 03:24:55,720
Exclusionary language like that.

5040
03:24:56,340 --> 03:24:58,660
We should now only refer to Christmas as.

5041
03:24:59,340 --> 03:25:00,940
That time of year again.

5042
03:25:01,180 --> 03:25:03,480
In order to make everybody feel okay with that.

5043
03:25:04,240 --> 03:25:06,060
We don't want to exclude any other religions.

5044
03:25:08,760 --> 03:25:09,280
Multi-religionmas.

5045
03:25:09,660 --> 03:25:10,620
Could be a new one.

5046
03:25:10,620 --> 03:25:13,920
Which includes all major religiosity.

5047
03:25:13,920 --> 03:25:18,160
Craft that.

5048
03:25:18,360 --> 03:25:19,680
Into a rifle scenario.

5049
03:25:21,120 --> 03:25:22,800
And maybe if we got any more.

5050
03:25:22,980 --> 03:25:23,480
No we don't.

5051
03:25:26,440 --> 03:25:27,800
What about Festivus?

5052
03:25:27,900 --> 03:25:29,080
I think it's already been done.

5053
03:25:29,280 --> 03:25:31,060
I think it has already been done.

5054
03:25:33,700 --> 03:25:34,220
Omnimus.

5055
03:25:35,560 --> 03:25:35,960
Merry.

5056
03:25:36,500 --> 03:25:37,940
Merry Omnimus.

5057
03:25:37,940 --> 03:25:38,100
Omnimus.

5058
03:25:38,100 --> 03:25:46,940
What about if you mixed Hanukkah, Christmas

5059
03:25:46,940 --> 03:25:51,760
And whatever the Islamic Christmas is

5060
03:25:51,760 --> 03:25:53,460
Ramadan, is it?

5061
03:25:54,520 --> 03:25:58,180
Ramadan, Hanukkah and Christmas into one mega mix

5062
03:25:58,180 --> 03:25:59,060
Called

5063
03:25:59,060 --> 03:26:05,520
Ramukamus

5064
03:26:05,520 --> 03:26:09,860
Or Christmasdan

5065
03:26:09,860 --> 03:26:12,080
Crinadan

5066
03:26:12,080 --> 03:26:14,140
Crinadan and Tobago

5067
03:26:14,140 --> 03:26:20,700
Maybe someone's come up with a better fucking portmanteau there in the chat

5068
03:26:20,700 --> 03:26:26,440
Animus

5069
03:26:26,440 --> 03:26:27,240
Christmas

5070
03:26:27,240 --> 03:26:29,440
Ramakrish

5071
03:26:29,440 --> 03:26:31,820
Ramakrish

5072
03:26:31,820 --> 03:26:35,060
Let's wait for this fucking Ramakrish to go down

5073
03:26:35,060 --> 03:26:42,100
Now there is a lovely pot or something here

5074
03:26:42,100 --> 03:26:45,020
We've no bullies, but we can craft something

5075
03:26:45,020 --> 03:26:46,020
Bit of lovecraft

5076
03:26:46,020 --> 03:26:53,400
Bombers

5077
03:26:53,400 --> 03:26:55,180
Oh fuck

5078
03:26:55,180 --> 03:27:01,360
Sorry I was reading the chat there and she got fucking crushed by an amazing...

5079
03:27:01,360 --> 03:27:07,440
You have to admire the technology, the construction, the engineering or whatever the fuck that was

5080
03:27:07,440 --> 03:27:08,400
You're dead...

5081
03:27:08,400 --> 03:27:10,400
You're dead...

5082
03:27:10,400 --> 03:27:16,400
Ramadam Milasevic splatmus right there says Kieran as a reference to what just happened...

5083
03:27:16,400 --> 03:27:23,200
Oh for fuck's sake is this where I was shooting the guy's arse?

5084
03:27:24,560 --> 03:27:26,040
We're not back there again are we?

5085
03:27:27,040 --> 03:27:28,000
It's not good... Oh no we're not thank god...

5086
03:27:28,000 --> 03:27:29,000
Thank god...

5087
03:27:29,000 --> 03:27:33,080
I do have to sell the guys...

5088
03:27:33,080 --> 03:27:36,080
I need to swap the fucking jewel with this guy...

5089
03:27:36,080 --> 03:27:37,000
Cruise the jewels...

5090
03:27:37,000 --> 03:27:39,000
I reserve some money...

5091
03:27:39,000 --> 03:27:44,960
Should've... Should've saved the fucking game cause now I have to sell these fucking things again...

5092
03:27:44,960 --> 03:27:45,960
Alright...

5093
03:27:45,960 --> 03:27:49,920
I'll buy it at a high price...

5094
03:27:49,920 --> 03:27:51,920
I know you will you oh you daft bastard...

5095
03:27:51,920 --> 03:27:54,920
You said you buy everything at a high price or even...

5096
03:27:54,920 --> 03:27:56,920
Where'd you get the money?

5097
03:27:56,920 --> 03:27:57,920
Hehehehe...

5098
03:27:57,920 --> 03:28:00,920
That's... That's us... That's us... That's us... That's us...

5099
03:28:00,920 --> 03:28:03,920
And now it's a case of trade again?

5100
03:28:03,920 --> 03:28:06,920
Hehehe... Good instinct stranger...

5101
03:28:06,920 --> 03:28:07,920
Maybe that...

5102
03:28:07,920 --> 03:28:09,920
Oh I knew you'd choose that one...

5103
03:28:09,920 --> 03:28:13,920
Maybe that... Hehehehe...

5104
03:28:13,920 --> 03:28:15,920
Ehhh... Yeah...

5105
03:28:15,920 --> 03:28:22,880
What the fuck I'm doing here?

5106
03:28:22,880 --> 03:28:24,880
Need to... Mix up the medicine...

5107
03:28:24,880 --> 03:28:27,880
Or craft some bloody uh... Rifle out there...

5108
03:28:27,880 --> 03:28:29,880
You've got... You've got a nice nice...

5109
03:28:29,880 --> 03:28:30,880
Go and cause some may here...

5110
03:28:30,880 --> 03:28:31,880
Go in peace...

5111
03:28:31,880 --> 03:28:34,880
To love and serve... Your master...

5112
03:28:36,880 --> 03:28:38,880
Lovely bit of business...

5113
03:28:38,880 --> 03:28:40,880
It seems to be...

5114
03:28:40,880 --> 03:28:44,040
really, we're rocking along right now.

5115
03:28:44,180 --> 03:28:45,920
We're tipping along smoothly.

5116
03:28:46,460 --> 03:28:49,740
Just need to lacerate a few of these fucking evils.

5117
03:28:50,240 --> 03:28:51,080
And we should be grand.

5118
03:28:53,800 --> 03:28:54,720
Here we go.

5119
03:28:56,100 --> 03:28:56,700
Christmas.

5120
03:28:58,540 --> 03:29:00,680
A lovely little bit of chat there.

5121
03:29:00,900 --> 03:29:02,520
Sassy chat from herself.

5122
03:29:03,860 --> 03:29:05,040
Mistress Sass.

5123
03:29:07,120 --> 03:29:09,320
I got crushed here before, so.

5124
03:29:09,940 --> 03:29:10,820
Fucking hell.

5125
03:29:11,680 --> 03:29:13,760
Just do a few of these.

5126
03:29:13,880 --> 03:29:15,560
Craft a few of these and get that.

5127
03:29:16,920 --> 03:29:18,900
Because the merchant will be happy with this.

5128
03:29:18,980 --> 03:29:21,040
He's really into these fucking things here.

5129
03:29:21,960 --> 03:29:23,840
He'll sell that down in the car boot tomorrow.

5130
03:29:26,160 --> 03:29:29,500
What about merchant car boot DLC?

5131
03:29:30,320 --> 03:29:34,740
Where the merchant, replete with many, many items,

5132
03:29:35,460 --> 03:29:38,620
ranging from fish to guns to trinkets,

5133
03:29:39,880 --> 03:29:42,440
goes down to a car boot sale,

5134
03:29:42,940 --> 03:29:44,840
and sells the gear.

5135
03:29:45,980 --> 03:29:48,540
And you, it's a Shenmue-esque quest,

5136
03:29:48,740 --> 03:29:51,120
where you meet lots of different characters at the car boot.

5137
03:29:52,560 --> 03:29:55,640
And, uh, just take it from there, really.

5138
03:29:55,720 --> 03:30:00,840
It's, it's basically, uh, speaks for itself in terms of concept.

5139
03:30:01,900 --> 03:30:05,640
But again, I'm glad the stream exists, because the proof of concept is there.

5140
03:30:06,500 --> 03:30:15,260
And I will be taking legal and litigious steps towards Capcom, or any of those guys,

5141
03:30:15,320 --> 03:30:20,360
if they make, go ahead and make that content without my, over my head.

5142
03:30:20,460 --> 03:30:21,820
You know, if you go over my head,

5143
03:30:22,680 --> 03:30:24,220
then I'll go over,

5144
03:30:24,360 --> 03:30:28,500
I'll do a fucking cartwheel over your gravestone.

5145
03:30:36,500 --> 03:30:37,060
Fuck.

5146
03:30:38,520 --> 03:30:41,060
Who the fuck has got a great shot over there?

5147
03:30:42,080 --> 03:30:43,140
He's got a great shot.

5148
03:30:43,220 --> 03:30:44,540
Where did he practice that?

5149
03:30:45,260 --> 03:30:46,420
Oh, you fucker.

5150
03:30:52,920 --> 03:30:54,580
He's got a great shot on him.

5151
03:30:55,220 --> 03:30:55,980
Pity about his,

5152
03:30:56,600 --> 03:30:58,240
pity about him going to hell now.

5153
03:30:59,800 --> 03:31:00,720
Any time now.

5154
03:31:01,780 --> 03:31:03,100
Oh, now he's still alive.

5155
03:31:04,800 --> 03:31:06,640
My sentiment's exactly, Ada.

5156
03:31:06,780 --> 03:31:07,480
Not again.

5157
03:31:07,640 --> 03:31:09,520
And now he's running towards us at pace.

5158
03:31:09,980 --> 03:31:12,120
This guy does not know when to give up.

5159
03:31:15,500 --> 03:31:16,860
Except for when he does.

5160
03:31:17,660 --> 03:31:20,300
Which is when it's too late for him to even make

5161
03:31:20,300 --> 03:31:23,100
any sort of cognitive step towards giving up.

5162
03:31:23,900 --> 03:31:27,240
A bit like fucking bad habits that you indulge in too much,

5163
03:31:27,400 --> 03:31:28,560
and they are going to kill you.

5164
03:31:29,980 --> 03:31:32,980
This was a bad habit he had,

5165
03:31:33,060 --> 03:31:36,480
which was he didn't know when to give up.

5166
03:31:36,560 --> 03:31:38,660
Sorry, I don't know where I'm going with that one.

5167
03:31:39,480 --> 03:31:41,060
I'm going to talk myself into a hole,

5168
03:31:41,160 --> 03:31:41,840
but I tell you this,

5169
03:31:42,380 --> 03:31:44,800
those guys are going to be in a hole right now.

5170
03:31:47,380 --> 03:31:48,720
And that's one in the chest.

5171
03:31:49,500 --> 03:31:51,860
And here's one for the fucking Christmas season.

5172
03:31:52,180 --> 03:31:53,060
One in the neck.

5173
03:31:53,660 --> 03:31:54,200
Oh, God.

5174
03:31:54,520 --> 03:31:55,180
Oh, God.

5175
03:31:55,560 --> 03:31:55,960
No.

5176
03:32:06,720 --> 03:32:08,260
Look, I'm hoping against hope.

5177
03:32:10,160 --> 03:32:11,360
I'm hoping against hope.

5178
03:32:11,520 --> 03:32:12,040
Bob Dylan.

5179
03:32:12,240 --> 03:32:13,380
Thank you very much, Bob Dylan.

5180
03:32:13,560 --> 03:32:15,900
Slap and gamble away, boys, for your tip.

5181
03:32:16,020 --> 03:32:17,400
I'm sorry I missed out there when you,

5182
03:32:17,460 --> 03:32:18,480
when you tipped in.

5183
03:32:18,480 --> 03:32:24,000
Hopefully now we stay at the top of the stairs.

5184
03:32:24,500 --> 03:32:25,720
Or we start at the top of the stairs,

5185
03:32:25,760 --> 03:32:27,620
because I don't want to go back down to the fucking merchant.

5186
03:32:27,720 --> 03:32:28,460
Yes, this'll do.

5187
03:32:28,520 --> 03:32:28,880
This'll do.

5188
03:32:29,420 --> 03:32:33,040
I think it could be a bit too much there,

5189
03:32:33,120 --> 03:32:35,660
just fucking trying to take them out with the sniper from here.

5190
03:32:35,900 --> 03:32:38,260
What I will do is just utilize Punisher

5191
03:32:38,260 --> 03:32:41,720
at pace like that.

5192
03:32:41,720 --> 03:32:45,760
And that's all part of the pace work that we do here on these streams.

5193
03:32:45,860 --> 03:32:47,620
This is all part of the speed running allure.

5194
03:32:49,180 --> 03:32:49,860
And look at that.

5195
03:32:49,900 --> 03:32:51,340
That was, that was sensual.

5196
03:32:51,500 --> 03:32:55,200
And that had elements of grief attached to it.

5197
03:32:55,400 --> 03:32:56,580
And that, whoa.

5198
03:32:59,380 --> 03:33:00,540
What the fuck happened there?

5199
03:33:00,620 --> 03:33:02,560
I got a bug buster award.

5200
03:33:02,660 --> 03:33:03,980
I don't know what the fuck was going on there.

5201
03:33:05,700 --> 03:33:06,600
Let me have a look.

5202
03:33:06,720 --> 03:33:09,020
Craft a fucking herb with the red there.

5203
03:33:09,280 --> 03:33:11,380
Then wait for that one to come through.

5204
03:33:11,620 --> 03:33:13,440
Craft a yellow and a green,

5205
03:33:13,560 --> 03:33:14,680
even though there's nothing to do.

5206
03:33:14,720 --> 03:33:20,100
I should have sold those at the market at the merchant the last time.

5207
03:33:20,160 --> 03:33:22,880
That's a waste of space inside my fucking case.

5208
03:33:23,720 --> 03:33:28,660
Yo, it's a waste of space.

5209
03:33:29,140 --> 03:33:30,720
Taking up space in my case.

5210
03:33:31,320 --> 03:33:34,160
You know, that's the kind of bars that I want to be able to fucking drop.

5211
03:33:34,260 --> 03:33:36,480
With the beats, the latency, the Bluetooth.

5212
03:33:36,820 --> 03:33:37,840
You understand, right?

5213
03:33:38,240 --> 03:33:38,940
It's not possible.

5214
03:33:39,500 --> 03:33:41,560
And I know that as an artist,

5215
03:33:43,020 --> 03:33:43,960
the rap game,

5216
03:33:44,680 --> 03:33:45,640
whatever you want to call it,

5217
03:33:46,240 --> 03:33:48,900
the production is really, really important.

5218
03:33:49,460 --> 03:33:49,680
You know?

5219
03:33:51,060 --> 03:33:51,860
One of those.

5220
03:33:51,980 --> 03:33:53,240
One in the fucking gooch.

5221
03:33:53,240 --> 03:33:55,540
Ready for business.

5222
03:33:55,760 --> 03:33:56,220
And he's...

5223
03:33:56,220 --> 03:33:56,400
Look!

5224
03:33:56,980 --> 03:33:58,700
Not only did he get a gooch shot,

5225
03:33:59,060 --> 03:34:00,580
he had a flaming arrow.

5226
03:34:02,700 --> 03:34:05,880
Accusations of flamery were leveled towards his groin.

5227
03:34:06,020 --> 03:34:07,940
He really came out of that one.

5228
03:34:08,440 --> 03:34:10,720
Looking like a plum duck.

5229
03:34:11,760 --> 03:34:12,640
Look at this.

5230
03:34:12,920 --> 03:34:13,640
Plum duck.

5231
03:34:13,800 --> 03:34:14,560
Plum duckery.

5232
03:34:15,200 --> 03:34:17,120
I'm just gonna dodge these fucking flights.

5233
03:34:18,820 --> 03:34:21,460
I'm gonna dodge these flights like nobody's biz.

5234
03:34:21,460 --> 03:34:23,820
Miss.

5235
03:34:25,240 --> 03:34:26,620
I'll wait for your head this time.

5236
03:34:26,620 --> 03:34:28,000
I'll wait for your...

5237
03:34:28,000 --> 03:34:29,000
And now I've missed that.

5238
03:34:30,740 --> 03:34:31,720
You dirt.

5239
03:34:33,920 --> 03:34:34,480
Okay.

5240
03:34:34,480 --> 03:34:34,580
Okay.

5241
03:34:34,820 --> 03:34:37,320
So that leaves us in a tricky position

5242
03:34:37,320 --> 03:34:39,160
because we don't really have

5243
03:34:39,160 --> 03:34:42,480
a long-range weapon to vanquish the cunt with.

5244
03:34:42,560 --> 03:34:43,660
What we will do

5245
03:34:43,660 --> 03:34:46,560
is concoct a few bullies

5246
03:34:46,560 --> 03:34:50,520
with our fucking handgun ammo

5247
03:34:50,520 --> 03:34:51,940
and gunpowder

5248
03:34:51,940 --> 03:34:53,480
and then we'll go for a second lot.

5249
03:34:53,700 --> 03:34:54,420
Second batch.

5250
03:34:55,860 --> 03:34:56,800
Let's have a look there

5251
03:34:56,800 --> 03:34:58,300
and we'll go for a third batch as well.

5252
03:34:59,220 --> 03:34:59,400
Yeah.

5253
03:35:01,480 --> 03:35:02,300
It's showtime.

5254
03:35:07,300 --> 03:35:08,180
Beautiful stuff.

5255
03:35:09,160 --> 03:35:10,140
Beautiful love.

5256
03:35:10,820 --> 03:35:11,220
Here we go.

5257
03:35:11,220 --> 03:35:12,860
That's what we're gonna be feeling right now.

5258
03:35:13,860 --> 03:35:14,380
We're feeling

5259
03:35:14,380 --> 03:35:16,980
the sensation of love

5260
03:35:16,980 --> 03:35:20,600
at the most

5261
03:35:20,600 --> 03:35:22,620
inopportune moment.

5262
03:35:24,120 --> 03:35:24,880
Devoid of love.

5263
03:35:25,140 --> 03:35:25,280
The most

5264
03:35:25,280 --> 03:35:27,640
devoid of love situation

5265
03:35:27,640 --> 03:35:29,060
you could ever find yourself in.

5266
03:35:29,600 --> 03:35:30,800
That's love right there.

5267
03:35:31,380 --> 03:35:32,920
You can't put a price on love.

5268
03:35:33,300 --> 03:35:34,180
What is love?

5269
03:35:34,380 --> 03:35:35,300
Does love exist?

5270
03:35:36,180 --> 03:35:36,900
Are we real?

5271
03:35:37,240 --> 03:35:37,920
Do we exist?

5272
03:35:38,920 --> 03:35:40,020
Are we even alive?

5273
03:35:40,020 --> 03:35:42,840
Have we been born yet?

5274
03:35:44,780 --> 03:35:46,860
Or is this just a fucking simulation?

5275
03:35:47,160 --> 03:35:47,840
Simulacrum?

5276
03:35:48,840 --> 03:35:49,280
Who knows?

5277
03:35:49,400 --> 03:35:50,260
Find out more

5278
03:35:50,260 --> 03:35:51,540
next year

5279
03:35:51,540 --> 03:35:54,160
on Christmas.

5280
03:35:55,040 --> 03:35:56,400
Tune in next year

5281
03:35:56,400 --> 03:35:58,000
to find out.

5282
03:36:01,080 --> 03:36:02,760
You'd wonder if fucking

5283
03:36:02,760 --> 03:36:04,140
there's gonna be

5284
03:36:04,140 --> 03:36:05,840
any sort of fucking truth

5285
03:36:05,840 --> 03:36:06,500
to the rumor

5286
03:36:06,500 --> 03:36:08,360
that there's gonna be a return

5287
03:36:08,360 --> 03:36:09,220
a comeback

5288
03:36:09,220 --> 03:36:11,360
of Jesus.

5289
03:36:14,380 --> 03:36:14,580
Well,

5290
03:36:14,840 --> 03:36:15,600
there are rumors.

5291
03:36:15,760 --> 03:36:16,640
Plenty of rumors.

5292
03:36:17,080 --> 03:36:18,240
There's been no evidence

5293
03:36:18,240 --> 03:36:19,640
to suggest that it's gonna happen

5294
03:36:19,640 --> 03:36:20,320
as of yet.

5295
03:36:21,540 --> 03:36:23,220
I did think it was gonna happen

5296
03:36:23,220 --> 03:36:24,100
a couple years ago

5297
03:36:24,100 --> 03:36:24,900
during the Euros.

5298
03:36:26,040 --> 03:36:26,440
And,

5299
03:36:26,560 --> 03:36:27,620
oh fuck,

5300
03:36:27,740 --> 03:36:28,200
watch out.

5301
03:36:30,020 --> 03:36:30,420
Yeah.

5302
03:36:31,020 --> 03:36:31,360
There's a,

5303
03:36:31,480 --> 03:36:31,740
oh,

5304
03:36:31,900 --> 03:36:32,960
the bad batch of cunts.

5305
03:36:33,160 --> 03:36:33,940
And there's more coming

5306
03:36:33,940 --> 03:36:34,740
from below as well.

5307
03:36:34,860 --> 03:36:35,280
Don't worry,

5308
03:36:35,340 --> 03:36:35,940
what we'll do is

5309
03:36:35,940 --> 03:36:37,440
we'll take this at a lovely,

5310
03:36:37,700 --> 03:36:38,160
lovely pace

5311
03:36:38,160 --> 03:36:39,180
called speedrun

5312
03:36:39,180 --> 03:36:40,740
seduction pace

5313
03:36:40,740 --> 03:36:42,200
where we

5314
03:36:42,200 --> 03:36:43,880
lure these fuckers down

5315
03:36:43,880 --> 03:36:46,460
a darkened pathway

5316
03:36:46,460 --> 03:36:47,380
into destruction

5317
03:36:47,380 --> 03:36:47,880
and death.

5318
03:36:48,440 --> 03:36:49,600
But it's the misery

5319
03:36:49,600 --> 03:36:50,800
that we're putting them out of.

5320
03:36:50,860 --> 03:36:52,280
It's like a mercy kill,

5321
03:36:52,360 --> 03:36:52,600
really.

5322
03:36:55,420 --> 03:36:57,280
And that's mercy-licious.

5323
03:36:57,280 --> 03:37:02,540
Jesus will return.

5324
03:37:03,500 --> 03:37:05,020
Neither late nor early,

5325
03:37:05,120 --> 03:37:06,960
but precisely when he intends to.

5326
03:37:07,580 --> 03:37:08,600
But it would be nice

5327
03:37:08,600 --> 03:37:10,340
just to have an idea,

5328
03:37:10,640 --> 03:37:10,880
you know,

5329
03:37:10,940 --> 03:37:11,700
because then

5330
03:37:11,700 --> 03:37:12,880
if I knew,

5331
03:37:13,300 --> 03:37:14,340
then,

5332
03:37:14,500 --> 03:37:14,700
you know,

5333
03:37:14,760 --> 03:37:15,860
if I knew that it was going to be

5334
03:37:15,860 --> 03:37:17,160
well after I was gone,

5335
03:37:18,540 --> 03:37:19,860
then I wouldn't be holding out

5336
03:37:19,860 --> 03:37:20,620
for it so much,

5337
03:37:20,680 --> 03:37:20,900
you know,

5338
03:37:20,980 --> 03:37:21,760
I wouldn't really be,

5339
03:37:21,880 --> 03:37:22,280
oh fuck,

5340
03:37:22,520 --> 03:37:23,960
I wouldn't really be as scared

5341
03:37:23,960 --> 03:37:26,080
as the Bible's prophecies

5342
03:37:26,080 --> 03:37:27,660
make you,

5343
03:37:27,740 --> 03:37:27,920
you know.

5344
03:37:32,060 --> 03:37:32,480
Yeah,

5345
03:37:32,540 --> 03:37:33,300
it would be handy

5346
03:37:33,300 --> 03:37:34,200
to have some

5347
03:37:34,200 --> 03:37:35,460
ballpark area

5348
03:37:35,460 --> 03:37:37,000
of the return of the Messiah,

5349
03:37:37,220 --> 03:37:37,700
do you know what I mean?

5350
03:37:38,540 --> 03:37:39,900
It just seems a little bit,

5351
03:37:40,440 --> 03:37:41,880
I don't know,

5352
03:37:42,220 --> 03:37:44,380
it's a little bit presumptuous

5353
03:37:44,380 --> 03:37:46,040
that we would all stick around

5354
03:37:46,040 --> 03:37:47,520
with bait and breath,

5355
03:37:47,700 --> 03:37:48,240
you know.

5356
03:37:48,620 --> 03:37:49,620
There's lads downtown

5357
03:37:49,620 --> 03:37:51,300
dying to see the Lord.

5358
03:37:52,280 --> 03:37:53,400
Absolutely dying.

5359
03:37:55,460 --> 03:37:55,940
Literally,

5360
03:37:56,180 --> 03:37:56,920
they're fucking dying.

5361
03:37:58,380 --> 03:37:58,860
Priests,

5362
03:37:59,620 --> 03:38:00,480
seeing the last rites

5363
03:38:00,480 --> 03:38:01,400
and all that sort of stuff,

5364
03:38:02,720 --> 03:38:03,840
we don't even have any,

5365
03:38:04,060 --> 03:38:05,600
we don't even have a time frame

5366
03:38:05,600 --> 03:38:06,220
of the return,

5367
03:38:06,380 --> 03:38:06,560
you know.

5368
03:38:06,980 --> 03:38:08,040
I think maybe that's

5369
03:38:08,040 --> 03:38:09,040
probably another reason

5370
03:38:09,040 --> 03:38:10,720
why they keep us guessing.

5371
03:38:12,460 --> 03:38:13,120
Maybe though,

5372
03:38:13,280 --> 03:38:13,940
maybe the guys

5373
03:38:13,940 --> 03:38:15,040
that wrote the fucking Bible

5374
03:38:15,040 --> 03:38:16,300
had no idea

5375
03:38:16,300 --> 03:38:17,180
what was going on

5376
03:38:17,180 --> 03:38:18,100
in reality anyway,

5377
03:38:18,340 --> 03:38:18,560
either.

5378
03:38:19,060 --> 03:38:19,960
And they just

5379
03:38:19,960 --> 03:38:21,040
were great writers

5380
03:38:21,040 --> 03:38:22,220
and they came up

5381
03:38:22,220 --> 03:38:23,280
with a lot of writing.

5382
03:38:23,960 --> 03:38:24,340
And then,

5383
03:38:25,060 --> 03:38:26,140
when the print and press

5384
03:38:26,140 --> 03:38:26,680
was invented

5385
03:38:26,680 --> 03:38:29,760
and swords and conquests

5386
03:38:29,760 --> 03:38:30,340
were invented,

5387
03:38:31,360 --> 03:38:32,720
we all just said,

5388
03:38:32,820 --> 03:38:32,960
yeah,

5389
03:38:33,140 --> 03:38:33,980
that's the way

5390
03:38:33,980 --> 03:38:34,700
the world is,

5391
03:38:34,780 --> 03:38:35,020
you know.

5392
03:38:36,480 --> 03:38:37,760
It is interesting

5393
03:38:37,760 --> 03:38:38,440
the way that

5394
03:38:38,440 --> 03:38:40,040
the most popular religion

5395
03:38:40,040 --> 03:38:40,500
in the world

5396
03:38:40,500 --> 03:38:41,340
was one that was

5397
03:38:41,340 --> 03:38:42,380
in a way

5398
03:38:42,380 --> 03:38:43,920
forced upon cunts.

5399
03:38:45,500 --> 03:38:46,900
In certain situations,

5400
03:38:47,200 --> 03:38:49,160
in very un-Christianic

5401
03:38:49,160 --> 03:38:51,020
ways and means,

5402
03:38:51,180 --> 03:38:51,440
you know.

5403
03:38:52,820 --> 03:38:53,260
Interesting

5404
03:38:53,260 --> 03:38:54,380
to think

5405
03:38:54,380 --> 03:38:56,520
along those lines.

5406
03:39:00,980 --> 03:39:02,140
Lovely Ada Wong

5407
03:39:02,140 --> 03:39:02,760
work there.

5408
03:39:03,800 --> 03:39:04,460
It's a lovely bit

5409
03:39:04,460 --> 03:39:05,080
of Wong work.

5410
03:39:07,840 --> 03:39:09,120
And I'm a big,

5411
03:39:09,120 --> 03:39:09,880
big fan

5412
03:39:09,880 --> 03:39:12,180
of Ada Wong's

5413
03:39:12,180 --> 03:39:13,120
ability

5414
03:39:13,640 --> 03:39:15,120
to be able to

5415
03:39:15,120 --> 03:39:16,560
transform

5416
03:39:16,560 --> 03:39:18,220
a nightmarish scenario

5417
03:39:18,220 --> 03:39:19,120
into one that is

5418
03:39:19,120 --> 03:39:19,700
quite pleasant

5419
03:39:19,700 --> 03:39:20,660
and very,

5420
03:39:20,660 --> 03:39:22,400
very seductive.

5421
03:39:24,900 --> 03:39:26,300
She does a great job

5422
03:39:26,300 --> 03:39:27,200
and we're looking

5423
03:39:27,200 --> 03:39:27,980
into the fucking

5424
03:39:27,980 --> 03:39:29,240
future right now

5425
03:39:29,240 --> 03:39:30,320
and all I can see

5426
03:39:30,320 --> 03:39:31,480
is pain, Tom.

5427
03:39:31,780 --> 03:39:32,700
Big time pain.

5428
03:39:32,840 --> 03:39:33,880
There's a lot of cunts

5429
03:39:33,880 --> 03:39:34,660
ahead of us

5430
03:39:34,660 --> 03:39:35,440
in caves,

5431
03:39:35,820 --> 03:39:36,500
in laboratories.

5432
03:39:37,000 --> 03:39:37,660
We're talking

5433
03:39:37,660 --> 03:39:38,980
regenerators,

5434
03:39:39,140 --> 03:39:40,060
the whole shebangle.

5435
03:39:40,400 --> 03:39:41,880
A whole gamut

5436
03:39:41,880 --> 03:39:43,720
of assholes,

5437
03:39:44,380 --> 03:39:44,760
scum,

5438
03:39:45,540 --> 03:39:46,360
bad actors,

5439
03:39:46,580 --> 03:39:47,920
and real nasty

5440
03:39:47,920 --> 03:39:48,860
creations of the

5441
03:39:48,860 --> 03:39:50,080
Umbrella Corporation

5442
03:39:50,080 --> 03:39:51,880
who should really

5443
03:39:51,880 --> 03:39:52,700
have been taken down

5444
03:39:52,700 --> 03:39:53,940
as a limited liability

5445
03:39:53,940 --> 03:39:54,980
company or

5446
03:39:54,980 --> 03:39:55,940
limitedly liable

5447
03:39:55,940 --> 03:39:57,000
company or whatever

5448
03:39:57,000 --> 03:39:57,920
the fucking LLC

5449
03:39:57,920 --> 03:39:58,500
you call that.

5450
03:39:59,600 --> 03:40:00,780
Serious questions

5451
03:40:00,780 --> 03:40:02,900
need to be asked

5452
03:40:02,900 --> 03:40:03,640
about that company

5453
03:40:03,640 --> 03:40:04,120
and how they were

5454
03:40:04,120 --> 03:40:05,000
allowed to operate

5455
03:40:05,000 --> 03:40:06,120
in Spain

5456
03:40:06,120 --> 03:40:07,620
and in the United States

5457
03:40:07,620 --> 03:40:08,540
of Raccoon City.

5458
03:40:09,620 --> 03:40:10,700
It's okay, Francis.

5459
03:40:10,840 --> 03:40:11,560
Thank you very much

5460
03:40:11,560 --> 03:40:12,300
for the tip there

5461
03:40:12,300 --> 03:40:13,060
and a link

5462
03:40:13,060 --> 03:40:14,560
that I can't fucking click.

5463
03:40:15,680 --> 03:40:16,500
Save the game there.

5464
03:40:17,240 --> 03:40:18,240
And that's beautiful.

5465
03:40:18,460 --> 03:40:19,600
We'll override

5466
03:40:19,600 --> 03:40:20,700
the data.

5467
03:40:24,660 --> 03:40:25,740
Rats on the floor

5468
03:40:25,740 --> 03:40:26,680
with a couple of

5469
03:40:26,680 --> 03:40:28,020
coquedlows coming up.

5470
03:40:28,180 --> 03:40:28,740
Let's make sure

5471
03:40:28,740 --> 03:40:29,640
we've got our items

5472
03:40:29,640 --> 03:40:30,780
well and truly equipped.

5473
03:40:30,980 --> 03:40:31,880
Maybe we can craft

5474
03:40:31,880 --> 03:40:32,420
a few fucking

5475
03:40:32,420 --> 03:40:33,380
shotgun bullies.

5476
03:40:34,540 --> 03:40:35,660
That should do us.

5477
03:40:35,660 --> 03:40:43,800
be more say

5478
03:40:43,800 --> 03:40:44,900
more say more say

5479
03:40:44,900 --> 03:40:44,920
more say.

5480
03:40:49,880 --> 03:40:50,680
Let's have a little

5481
03:40:50,680 --> 03:40:51,160
look here.

5482
03:40:51,240 --> 03:40:52,000
Make sure that we're

5483
03:40:52,000 --> 03:40:52,960
not fucking missing out

5484
03:40:52,960 --> 03:40:54,200
on any pearls of wisdom.

5485
03:40:54,340 --> 03:40:55,320
Jesus will return

5486
03:40:55,320 --> 03:40:56,440
dot dot dot

5487
03:40:56,440 --> 03:40:57,660
from Arsenal

5488
03:40:57,660 --> 03:40:59,260
to save Man City's

5489
03:40:59,260 --> 03:40:59,540
season.

5490
03:41:00,020 --> 03:41:00,560
Great stuff there

5491
03:41:00,560 --> 03:41:01,300
from Food Wallet.

5492
03:41:02,940 --> 03:41:04,000
Entire shebangled

5493
03:41:04,000 --> 03:41:05,000
the Hurt Locker.

5494
03:41:05,220 --> 03:41:06,220
It's a pretty good

5495
03:41:06,220 --> 03:41:07,080
sickly American.

5496
03:41:07,260 --> 03:41:07,640
Oh, you're having

5497
03:41:07,640 --> 03:41:08,200
that's some

5498
03:41:08,200 --> 03:41:09,440
conversation I'm not

5499
03:41:09,440 --> 03:41:09,900
privy to.

5500
03:41:10,020 --> 03:41:10,680
You're right.

5501
03:41:10,720 --> 03:41:11,520
It would be better.

5502
03:41:12,080 --> 03:41:13,260
You don't wang.

5503
03:41:13,560 --> 03:41:14,500
Don't you wang me,

5504
03:41:14,600 --> 03:41:14,840
baby.

5505
03:41:15,080 --> 03:41:17,080
More wang puns.

5506
03:41:17,980 --> 03:41:19,760
It's a veritable

5507
03:41:19,760 --> 03:41:21,640
feast of puns

5508
03:41:21,640 --> 03:41:22,240
and action

5509
03:41:22,240 --> 03:41:22,980
going on there.

5510
03:41:23,080 --> 03:41:23,840
And look at this.

5511
03:41:24,780 --> 03:41:25,340
Bye bye.

5512
03:41:27,240 --> 03:41:28,240
another straggler.

5513
03:41:28,240 --> 03:41:28,840
Another straggler

5514
03:41:28,840 --> 03:41:29,940
who should have

5515
03:41:29,940 --> 03:41:30,600
actually been

5516
03:41:30,600 --> 03:41:32,760
left to die

5517
03:41:32,760 --> 03:41:33,800
before he came back.

5518
03:41:34,540 --> 03:41:35,640
I've wasted a lot

5519
03:41:35,640 --> 03:41:36,180
of bullets there.

5520
03:41:37,260 --> 03:41:37,880
And now I'm getting

5521
03:41:37,880 --> 03:41:39,140
fucking ram shafted

5522
03:41:39,140 --> 03:41:41,320
by Ramesteen O'Bailey.

5523
03:41:42,080 --> 03:41:43,300
A new monk.

5524
03:41:47,100 --> 03:41:48,260
The new monk.

5525
03:41:52,940 --> 03:41:53,580
You're fucking

5526
03:41:53,580 --> 03:41:54,340
joking me.

5527
03:41:56,120 --> 03:41:56,960
Sorry about that.

5528
03:41:57,060 --> 03:41:57,700
Got a little bit

5529
03:41:57,700 --> 03:41:58,300
fucking upset

5530
03:41:58,300 --> 03:41:58,940
with the amount

5531
03:41:58,940 --> 03:41:59,960
of fucking paste

5532
03:41:59,960 --> 03:42:00,500
in that guy

5533
03:42:00,500 --> 03:42:01,020
was taking.

5534
03:42:01,180 --> 03:42:02,260
He really had his

5535
03:42:02,260 --> 03:42:04,400
body ready

5536
03:42:04,400 --> 03:42:04,880
for that.

5537
03:42:05,240 --> 03:42:05,740
I don't know how

5538
03:42:05,740 --> 03:42:06,200
I should have

5539
03:42:06,200 --> 03:42:06,720
stabbed him

5540
03:42:06,720 --> 03:42:07,140
in the neck

5541
03:42:07,140 --> 03:42:08,580
when the quick

5542
03:42:08,580 --> 03:42:09,320
time event came.

5543
03:42:09,400 --> 03:42:10,100
And look at this.

5544
03:42:10,520 --> 03:42:11,240
It's herself.

5545
03:42:13,140 --> 03:42:13,740
Bye bye.

5546
03:42:14,740 --> 03:42:15,500
Good night.

5547
03:42:15,940 --> 03:42:16,720
God bless.

5548
03:42:17,340 --> 03:42:18,340
And that's a lovely

5549
03:42:18,340 --> 03:42:19,480
bit of throat work

5550
03:42:19,480 --> 03:42:19,780
there.

5551
03:42:21,120 --> 03:42:22,120
Hyper violence.

5552
03:42:22,760 --> 03:42:23,500
We shouldn't

5553
03:42:23,500 --> 03:42:24,180
glory in it.

5554
03:42:24,280 --> 03:42:25,000
We shouldn't

5555
03:42:25,000 --> 03:42:27,260
promote it.

5556
03:42:27,460 --> 03:42:28,120
We should

5557
03:42:28,120 --> 03:42:29,040
denounce it

5558
03:42:29,040 --> 03:42:30,380
in all its forms.

5559
03:42:31,060 --> 03:42:31,860
Because it's not

5560
03:42:31,860 --> 03:42:32,600
who we are.

5561
03:42:33,100 --> 03:42:33,860
It's not who

5562
03:42:33,860 --> 03:42:34,640
we want to be.

5563
03:42:35,160 --> 03:42:35,800
And it's not

5564
03:42:35,800 --> 03:42:36,560
where we're going.

5565
03:42:38,760 --> 03:42:39,560
Unfortunately though

5566
03:42:39,560 --> 03:42:40,420
at this moment

5567
03:42:40,420 --> 03:42:40,840
in time

5568
03:42:40,840 --> 03:42:41,420
it is where

5569
03:42:41,420 --> 03:42:41,760
we're going

5570
03:42:41,760 --> 03:42:42,440
and it's only

5571
03:42:42,440 --> 03:42:42,840
going to get

5572
03:42:42,840 --> 03:42:43,580
more violent

5573
03:42:43,580 --> 03:42:44,060
as well.

5574
03:42:44,260 --> 03:42:45,460
Talking explosions,

5575
03:42:45,960 --> 03:42:46,640
guttings,

5576
03:42:46,820 --> 03:42:48,060
slashings,

5577
03:42:48,060 --> 03:42:48,680
and what?

5578
03:42:48,980 --> 03:42:49,320
Loads,

5579
03:42:49,440 --> 03:42:50,420
loads else more

5580
03:42:50,420 --> 03:42:50,820
as well.

5581
03:42:51,520 --> 03:42:52,400
Loads else more.

5582
03:42:54,820 --> 03:42:55,780
Just as you get

5583
03:42:55,780 --> 03:42:56,400
down there

5584
03:42:56,400 --> 03:42:57,640
someone taking

5585
03:42:57,640 --> 03:42:58,160
off on a

5586
03:42:58,160 --> 03:42:58,880
fucking speedboat

5587
03:42:58,880 --> 03:42:59,580
but don't worry

5588
03:42:59,580 --> 03:43:00,840
she's got a key.

5589
03:43:01,180 --> 03:43:02,040
She's got the secret.

5590
03:43:02,500 --> 03:43:03,300
She's got the key

5591
03:43:03,300 --> 03:43:03,840
to a

5592
03:43:03,840 --> 03:43:04,900
another boat.

5593
03:43:05,080 --> 03:43:06,280
she's got the key.

5594
03:43:06,800 --> 03:43:07,700
She's got the secret.

5595
03:43:08,380 --> 03:43:09,460
She's gonna wait

5596
03:43:09,460 --> 03:43:11,240
and watch Leon.

5597
03:43:13,900 --> 03:43:14,500
Lovely,

5598
03:43:14,760 --> 03:43:16,100
lovely bit of musical

5599
03:43:16,100 --> 03:43:17,480
riffery there

5600
03:43:17,480 --> 03:43:18,280
from Tom

5601
03:43:18,280 --> 03:43:19,520
and look at those boots.

5602
03:43:19,640 --> 03:43:20,540
They're crazy, Tom.

5603
03:43:22,920 --> 03:43:23,320
You won't,

5604
03:43:23,320 --> 03:43:24,200
you won't see those.

5605
03:43:24,300 --> 03:43:25,060
She wouldn't get those

5606
03:43:25,060 --> 03:43:25,260
down.

5607
03:43:25,400 --> 03:43:25,940
Shoes on.

5608
03:43:26,940 --> 03:43:28,120
Would definitely be

5609
03:43:28,120 --> 03:43:29,120
a specialist store.

5610
03:43:29,120 --> 03:43:30,340
A specialist store.

5611
03:43:32,500 --> 03:43:33,480
Specialist store.

5612
03:43:33,580 --> 03:43:33,740
No,

5613
03:43:33,960 --> 03:43:35,000
save that chapter.

5614
03:43:39,460 --> 03:43:40,320
That's lovely.

5615
03:43:40,620 --> 03:43:41,820
That is really lovely

5616
03:43:41,820 --> 03:43:43,220
and I can see us

5617
03:43:43,220 --> 03:43:44,040
really

5618
03:43:44,040 --> 03:43:46,120
being in,

5619
03:43:47,000 --> 03:43:48,480
ensconced in the bosom

5620
03:43:48,480 --> 03:43:49,160
of Guinness

5621
03:43:49,160 --> 03:43:49,880
later on.

5622
03:43:50,940 --> 03:43:52,220
I just hope that I

5623
03:43:52,220 --> 03:43:53,680
don't hit the beer

5624
03:43:53,680 --> 03:43:54,700
before the end

5625
03:43:54,700 --> 03:43:55,280
of the speedrun

5626
03:43:55,280 --> 03:43:55,960
because that could

5627
03:43:55,960 --> 03:43:57,240
jeopardise the time, Tom.

5628
03:43:58,660 --> 03:43:59,480
Time, Tom,

5629
03:43:59,560 --> 03:44:00,620
would be a great series.

5630
03:44:00,820 --> 03:44:01,840
I'm thinking of pitching it

5631
03:44:01,840 --> 03:44:03,580
to Discovery

5632
03:44:03,580 --> 03:44:05,740
where Tony Robbins

5633
03:44:05,740 --> 03:44:07,160
or whatever his name is

5634
03:44:07,160 --> 03:44:08,240
from fucking Blackhead

5635
03:44:08,240 --> 03:44:09,960
or Baldrick

5636
03:44:09,960 --> 03:44:11,420
goes around

5637
03:44:11,420 --> 03:44:12,580
looking for

5638
03:44:12,580 --> 03:44:13,680
archaeological evidence

5639
03:44:13,680 --> 03:44:14,660
of previous

5640
03:44:14,660 --> 03:44:15,940
generations of Tom

5641
03:44:15,940 --> 03:44:17,980
and a section

5642
03:44:17,980 --> 03:44:18,400
in the show

5643
03:44:18,400 --> 03:44:19,540
called Tomfoolery

5644
03:44:19,540 --> 03:44:20,280
where we

5645
03:44:20,280 --> 03:44:21,960
delve into a historical

5646
03:44:21,960 --> 03:44:22,860
passage of time

5647
03:44:22,860 --> 03:44:24,300
where we

5648
03:44:24,300 --> 03:44:26,200
see different types

5649
03:44:26,200 --> 03:44:26,700
of Tom

5650
03:44:26,700 --> 03:44:27,920
from the past ages

5651
03:44:27,920 --> 03:44:29,100
who were fools.

5652
03:44:29,100 --> 03:44:29,480
I don't think I'll get

5653
03:44:29,480 --> 03:44:30,100
a straight answer.

5654
03:44:31,820 --> 03:44:33,220
It sounds like a winner

5655
03:44:33,220 --> 03:44:34,760
and definitely worth

5656
03:44:34,760 --> 03:44:35,220
watching.

5657
03:44:35,220 --> 03:44:36,600
definitely better

5658
03:44:36,600 --> 03:44:37,720
than that shite

5659
03:44:37,720 --> 03:44:38,580
I'm a celebrity

5660
03:44:38,580 --> 03:44:39,560
get me out of here.

5661
03:44:40,460 --> 03:44:41,980
More thought-provoking

5662
03:44:41,980 --> 03:44:42,580
perhaps.

5663
03:44:43,220 --> 03:44:44,260
Definitely laden

5664
03:44:44,260 --> 03:44:45,220
with content

5665
03:44:45,220 --> 03:44:47,120
historical and otherwise

5666
03:44:47,120 --> 03:44:48,420
and then of course

5667
03:44:48,420 --> 03:44:49,560
you have the whole

5668
03:44:49,560 --> 03:44:50,900
situation where you

5669
03:44:50,900 --> 03:44:51,480
delve into

5670
03:44:51,480 --> 03:44:52,460
what if

5671
03:44:52,460 --> 03:44:54,080
and could it have been

5672
03:44:54,080 --> 03:44:55,560
and should it have been

5673
03:44:55,560 --> 03:44:57,020
and what would it have

5674
03:44:57,020 --> 03:44:57,620
been like

5675
03:44:57,620 --> 03:44:58,320
at the time.

5676
03:44:58,940 --> 03:44:59,780
There's no end

5677
03:44:59,780 --> 03:45:00,500
to the depth

5678
03:45:00,500 --> 03:45:02,760
of content

5679
03:45:02,760 --> 03:45:03,340
that you could get

5680
03:45:03,340 --> 03:45:03,560
from it.

5681
03:45:04,000 --> 03:45:04,580
Jingle Bell

5682
03:45:04,580 --> 03:45:05,440
and Sperling.

5683
03:45:05,840 --> 03:45:06,540
I want to say

5684
03:45:06,540 --> 03:45:07,880
thank you very much

5685
03:45:07,880 --> 03:45:09,400
and merry happy

5686
03:45:09,400 --> 03:45:12,080
Ramadanmas.

5687
03:45:12,500 --> 03:45:13,940
Ramahannochasmus.

5688
03:45:14,100 --> 03:45:14,580
I was trying to

5689
03:45:14,580 --> 03:45:15,620
amalgamate all

5690
03:45:15,620 --> 03:45:16,640
of the religions

5691
03:45:16,640 --> 03:45:17,680
in one-mas

5692
03:45:17,680 --> 03:45:19,080
in order to

5693
03:45:19,080 --> 03:45:20,700
inclusivize the situation.

5694
03:45:21,280 --> 03:45:21,840
And look at

5695
03:45:21,840 --> 03:45:22,820
Ada's face.

5696
03:45:23,600 --> 03:45:24,960
Great, great, great,

5697
03:45:25,080 --> 03:45:25,940
great, great skin.

5698
03:45:27,380 --> 03:45:28,680
Not a black head

5699
03:45:28,680 --> 03:45:29,340
in sight

5700
03:45:29,340 --> 03:45:30,860
on that nose.

5701
03:45:30,860 --> 03:45:31,040
On that nose.

5702
03:45:32,720 --> 03:45:33,860
Definitely a clean

5703
03:45:33,860 --> 03:45:35,700
definitely a clean

5704
03:45:35,700 --> 03:45:36,240
and clear

5705
03:45:36,240 --> 03:45:36,760
fucking

5706
03:45:36,760 --> 03:45:38,980
routine going on

5707
03:45:38,980 --> 03:45:39,720
there towards the

5708
03:45:39,720 --> 03:45:40,280
end of the night.

5709
03:45:40,800 --> 03:45:41,260
Maybe

5710
03:45:41,260 --> 03:45:43,040
maybe even a few

5711
03:45:43,040 --> 03:45:43,440
of those

5712
03:45:43,440 --> 03:45:44,780
patches that you

5713
03:45:44,780 --> 03:45:45,500
fucking pull off

5714
03:45:45,500 --> 03:45:46,120
the nose there

5715
03:45:46,120 --> 03:45:46,960
and you see all

5716
03:45:46,960 --> 03:45:47,420
the shite

5717
03:45:47,420 --> 03:45:48,600
and then they just

5718
03:45:48,600 --> 03:45:49,340
come back again

5719
03:45:49,340 --> 03:45:50,080
the next day.

5720
03:45:50,640 --> 03:45:51,420
I was always under

5721
03:45:51,420 --> 03:45:53,240
the fucking illusion

5722
03:45:53,240 --> 03:45:54,080
that once you did

5723
03:45:54,080 --> 03:45:54,800
it once they'd

5724
03:45:54,800 --> 03:45:55,600
never come back.

5725
03:45:56,100 --> 03:45:57,240
Just goes on forever.

5726
03:45:57,380 --> 03:45:58,560
It's a never-ending

5727
03:45:58,560 --> 03:46:01,160
blackhead situation.

5728
03:46:02,280 --> 03:46:03,640
And look at the way

5729
03:46:03,640 --> 03:46:04,600
the reverence

5730
03:46:04,600 --> 03:46:05,080
with which

5731
03:46:05,080 --> 03:46:06,260
Krauser kneels

5732
03:46:06,260 --> 03:46:07,400
before his master

5733
03:46:07,400 --> 03:46:08,180
his employer.

5734
03:46:08,700 --> 03:46:09,820
Let's just remember that.

5735
03:46:09,900 --> 03:46:10,440
He's the one who

5736
03:46:10,440 --> 03:46:11,320
pays the bills here.

5737
03:46:12,680 --> 03:46:13,460
And now he has

5738
03:46:13,460 --> 03:46:14,960
in his control

5739
03:46:14,960 --> 03:46:15,880
the amber.

5740
03:46:17,100 --> 03:46:17,620
It's

5741
03:46:17,620 --> 03:46:19,180
not something

5742
03:46:19,180 --> 03:46:20,140
we would have envisaged.

5743
03:46:20,400 --> 03:46:21,000
There's a few

5744
03:46:21,000 --> 03:46:21,880
sleeper sisters

5745
03:46:21,880 --> 03:46:22,540
behind him.

5746
03:46:23,420 --> 03:46:24,380
We still take out

5747
03:46:24,380 --> 03:46:24,840
Krauser.

5748
03:46:25,020 --> 03:46:26,200
We still take out

5749
03:46:26,200 --> 03:46:27,920
Adam Sadler.

5750
03:46:29,580 --> 03:46:32,100
Mine. Mine are Sadler's.

5751
03:46:33,520 --> 03:46:34,700
And now we have

5752
03:46:34,700 --> 03:46:36,380
William Wesker.

5753
03:46:37,420 --> 03:46:38,360
Gun to the head.

5754
03:46:39,500 --> 03:46:40,380
Wurzel Gunnage.

5755
03:46:40,380 --> 03:46:42,720
You're free to refuse.

5756
03:46:44,040 --> 03:46:45,780
Think that gun's gonna be enough?

5757
03:46:47,440 --> 03:46:48,240
Interesting.

5758
03:46:52,500 --> 03:46:54,920
Okay. I'll do it.

5759
03:46:55,800 --> 03:46:57,500
But cost you extra.

5760
03:46:59,560 --> 03:47:06,100
How does she remain so calm, cool, and collected in the face of adversity?

5761
03:47:06,100 --> 03:47:07,120
Waiting, I know.

5762
03:47:08,160 --> 03:47:10,100
How does she remain?

5763
03:47:10,600 --> 03:47:16,240
So clean and sound-looking in the face of adversity.

5764
03:47:16,840 --> 03:47:21,820
I mean, she's been through a lot and not a drop of blood spilt on that dress that she has.

5765
03:47:22,000 --> 03:47:24,940
It's like a jumper, but it's a dress at the same time.

5766
03:47:25,280 --> 03:47:26,520
It's like a jumper dress.

5767
03:47:27,220 --> 03:47:28,060
It's a Jess.

5768
03:47:28,740 --> 03:47:31,520
Thank you very much, Don Petrescu, for your tip there.

5769
03:47:31,740 --> 03:47:32,840
Very, very kind of you.

5770
03:47:34,560 --> 03:47:36,640
Big fans of the jumper dress, Tom.

5771
03:47:37,780 --> 03:47:40,060
Big fans of the jumper dress. I've said it before.

5772
03:47:40,060 --> 03:47:44,480
I mean, not for myself now, but it looks great on the right person.

5773
03:47:48,740 --> 03:47:50,300
And who is the right person?

5774
03:47:52,700 --> 03:47:53,140
Women!

5775
03:47:57,140 --> 03:47:57,980
Great stuff, Tom.

5776
03:47:57,980 --> 03:47:57,980
Great stuff, Tom.

5777
03:47:57,980 --> 03:47:57,980
Great stuff, Tom.

5778
03:47:58,040 --> 03:48:00,120
And that's another scumbag vanquished.

5779
03:48:00,700 --> 03:48:04,820
Very glad that we're dealing out the death at pace here.

5780
03:48:04,920 --> 03:48:08,300
It's not something we anticipated, but it is happening.

5781
03:48:08,540 --> 03:48:09,420
And now we have another one.

5782
03:48:10,140 --> 03:48:10,620
Electrolux.

5783
03:48:11,360 --> 03:48:12,700
There's fucking Electrolux.

5784
03:48:12,780 --> 03:48:13,540
He came at us.

5785
03:48:16,360 --> 03:48:16,840
Electrolux.

5786
03:48:18,880 --> 03:48:22,440
Old Whirlpool.

5787
03:48:22,440 --> 03:48:23,960
Fucking Zanussi.

5788
03:48:24,660 --> 03:48:27,380
Gave him a few fucking things for the drum.

5789
03:48:28,020 --> 03:48:29,560
A few jumpers for the drum.

5790
03:48:31,880 --> 03:48:33,400
Old Zanussi back there.

5791
03:48:33,480 --> 03:48:34,160
We put him down.

5792
03:48:39,760 --> 03:48:41,560
It was time for him to go to sleep.

5793
03:48:43,380 --> 03:48:45,040
We put him on a spin drive.

5794
03:48:45,180 --> 03:48:46,660
Put him on a fucking long cycle.

5795
03:48:48,200 --> 03:48:49,540
Put him on a quick wash.

5796
03:48:55,700 --> 03:48:57,260
A few green herbs there.

5797
03:48:57,600 --> 03:48:59,880
We're Electroluxing our way through this.

5798
03:49:00,920 --> 03:49:01,620
At pace.

5799
03:49:01,720 --> 03:49:02,920
It's beautiful, you know.

5800
03:49:04,360 --> 03:49:05,880
It's beyond reproach.

5801
03:49:07,300 --> 03:49:08,740
Where the fuck am I going?

5802
03:49:09,820 --> 03:49:11,220
Okay, that's up there.

5803
03:49:11,340 --> 03:49:12,180
That's down there.

5804
03:49:12,280 --> 03:49:14,700
We need to go down here and open a sesame.

5805
03:49:17,100 --> 03:49:18,940
Does anyone know how to open this sesame?

5806
03:49:19,040 --> 03:49:19,840
Oh, it opens for you.

5807
03:49:19,880 --> 03:49:20,280
That's great.

5808
03:49:20,460 --> 03:49:23,380
Oh, now we have a funny situation, I think.

5809
03:49:23,380 --> 03:49:25,840
We're some assholes.

5810
03:49:26,160 --> 03:49:26,880
We kill everyone.

5811
03:49:27,660 --> 03:49:29,140
And then move to the next room.

5812
03:49:30,140 --> 03:49:32,700
So it's something that hasn't ever happened before in the game.

5813
03:49:34,200 --> 03:49:35,760
And crystal ore as well.

5814
03:49:37,060 --> 03:49:38,760
Another beautiful trinket.

5815
03:49:39,300 --> 03:49:40,940
With which to sell at pace.

5816
03:49:41,020 --> 03:49:43,260
The merchant who's done really well for himself.

5817
03:49:43,660 --> 03:49:48,240
And he's positioned himself in a number of key strategic locations within this place.

5818
03:49:48,320 --> 03:49:49,460
Don't know how he gets around.

5819
03:49:50,000 --> 03:49:51,220
Don't know how he has license.

5820
03:49:51,220 --> 03:49:52,380
Does he even have license?

5821
03:49:52,380 --> 03:49:55,300
And here's Electrolux now.

5822
03:49:55,720 --> 03:49:56,860
And his buddy Zanussi.

5823
03:49:57,280 --> 03:49:58,280
The two boys, huh?

5824
03:50:00,920 --> 03:50:02,460
You got fucking washed.

5825
03:50:04,940 --> 03:50:05,420
Yeah.

5826
03:50:06,160 --> 03:50:07,120
Dom for Trescu.

5827
03:50:09,800 --> 03:50:10,320
Okay.

5828
03:50:10,820 --> 03:50:11,460
What about this?

5829
03:50:12,500 --> 03:50:13,500
How would you like them apples?

5830
03:50:14,680 --> 03:50:15,500
Fuji apples.

5831
03:50:15,720 --> 03:50:16,300
Very tasty.

5832
03:50:16,460 --> 03:50:17,500
It's very, very sweet.

5833
03:50:18,400 --> 03:50:19,700
And he's getting back up.

5834
03:50:20,740 --> 03:50:21,000
Huh?

5835
03:50:24,680 --> 03:50:25,400
Fuck you.

5836
03:50:29,560 --> 03:50:31,740
He really got my goat there.

5837
03:50:31,740 --> 03:50:35,240
He turns to a big black pile of sludge there.

5838
03:50:36,860 --> 03:50:38,880
He really pissed me off there.

5839
03:50:38,940 --> 03:50:39,820
I got annoyed at him.

5840
03:50:40,100 --> 03:50:45,320
And I apologize for the tone of the stream.

5841
03:50:45,760 --> 03:50:48,520
Changed for a moment or two to one of indignation.

5842
03:50:49,980 --> 03:50:51,640
Not what I want to be putting out there.

5843
03:50:51,680 --> 03:50:53,880
I only want to put out good, positive vibes.

5844
03:50:54,560 --> 03:50:55,800
The positive vibe stream.

5845
03:50:56,100 --> 03:51:00,100
Again, all major religions welcome.

5846
03:51:02,980 --> 03:51:05,340
Including some of the fucking weird ones as well.

5847
03:51:07,600 --> 03:51:09,360
Yeah, I just want to second that.

5848
03:51:09,880 --> 03:51:12,820
Any weirdo religions, you're welcome as well.

5849
03:51:13,220 --> 03:51:15,380
We're talking people who worship carrots.

5850
03:51:16,460 --> 03:51:21,900
And any of the remaining fucking Jim Jones boys who managed to escape death.

5851
03:51:22,760 --> 03:51:26,440
I'm not sure whether or not you still worship that con, but...

5852
03:51:26,440 --> 03:51:26,720
Look.

5853
03:51:27,700 --> 03:51:29,020
This is an open church.

5854
03:51:29,200 --> 03:51:31,240
This is a broad church here we're operating.

5855
03:51:33,540 --> 03:51:34,860
Welcome all comers.

5856
03:51:34,860 --> 03:51:42,480
Thanks, Tom, for fucking putting the world to rights there.

5857
03:51:45,100 --> 03:51:49,220
And that's another sensual piece of gameplay from us.

5858
03:51:49,420 --> 03:51:53,980
We've managed to navigate our way around into a lift scenario.

5859
03:51:54,360 --> 03:51:55,860
I think we've got fucking...

5860
03:51:57,140 --> 03:51:58,480
We got bullets for that.

5861
03:51:58,580 --> 03:51:59,040
We do.

5862
03:51:59,400 --> 03:52:01,800
And we will use that at our discretion.

5863
03:52:02,500 --> 03:52:03,500
Why and how?

5864
03:52:03,960 --> 03:52:05,300
I'll tell you how and why.

5865
03:52:05,440 --> 03:52:06,000
Right now.

5866
03:52:07,000 --> 03:52:07,320
Electrolux.

5867
03:52:09,340 --> 03:52:10,600
Sail on at Harvey's.

5868
03:52:14,340 --> 03:52:15,000
Another one?

5869
03:52:15,320 --> 03:52:15,880
Any more?

5870
03:52:16,320 --> 03:52:16,560
Zenuses?

5871
03:52:17,580 --> 03:52:19,260
All Mormons, welcome here.

5872
03:52:19,380 --> 03:52:21,240
Thank you very much for being a Mormon.

5873
03:52:21,420 --> 03:52:22,120
Thank you very much.

5874
03:52:22,160 --> 03:52:23,100
Thank you very, very much.

5875
03:52:23,500 --> 03:52:25,620
Thank you very much for being a Quaker.

5876
03:52:25,980 --> 03:52:26,820
Thank you very much.

5877
03:52:26,880 --> 03:52:27,840
Thank you very, very much.

5878
03:52:28,580 --> 03:52:30,900
Thank you very much for being a Buddhist.

5879
03:52:32,200 --> 03:52:36,600
Imagine if I just kept doing that for another ten minutes whilst crying.

5880
03:52:37,780 --> 03:52:40,540
It really would be a scene.

5881
03:52:42,120 --> 03:52:43,720
A sumptuous scene of the ages.

5882
03:52:44,140 --> 03:52:46,080
But I don't have it within me to do that.

5883
03:52:46,200 --> 03:52:46,720
And look at this.

5884
03:52:46,980 --> 03:52:47,340
Electrolux.

5885
03:52:47,560 --> 03:52:48,200
Part deux.

5886
03:52:48,620 --> 03:52:49,180
Is there.

5887
03:52:49,300 --> 03:52:50,880
He comes out of a fucking side hatch.

5888
03:52:51,220 --> 03:52:51,800
It's too late.

5889
03:52:52,240 --> 03:52:56,980
We're already moving down towards this buck here who's got a license to sell goods.

5890
03:52:57,360 --> 03:52:58,520
In and around the base.

5891
03:53:07,880 --> 03:53:15,020
Just had to do that to release a little bit of tension because I was annoyed that we had to go back up in order to kill Electrolux.

5892
03:53:15,980 --> 03:53:16,840
Part two.

5893
03:53:16,980 --> 03:53:17,500
Who's made.

5894
03:53:17,740 --> 03:53:21,340
Shuffled across the gangway there towards the lovely red ribbon.

5895
03:53:22,280 --> 03:53:23,220
And then Boomhauer.

5896
03:53:26,040 --> 03:53:27,800
And then Boomhauer part two.

5897
03:53:28,620 --> 03:53:30,520
And then Boomhauer's lament.

5898
03:53:31,260 --> 03:53:33,960
A third and final success of Boomhauer.

5899
03:53:34,780 --> 03:53:37,460
To really set the cat amongst the pigeons.

5900
03:53:38,340 --> 03:53:38,900
Thomas.

5901
03:53:40,900 --> 03:53:42,900
The pigeons are in flight.

5902
03:53:43,500 --> 03:53:43,760
Why?

5903
03:53:44,340 --> 03:53:45,360
A cat is about.

5904
03:53:46,180 --> 03:53:47,360
He's scaring him around.

5905
03:53:48,260 --> 03:53:48,740
He's hungry.

5906
03:53:49,020 --> 03:53:49,780
Hungry for blood.

5907
03:53:50,500 --> 03:53:52,600
And he doesn't give any mercy.

5908
03:53:54,720 --> 03:53:55,760
Of course he doesn't.

5909
03:53:55,760 --> 03:53:56,760
He's a cat.

5910
03:53:56,840 --> 03:53:58,600
He's got something new for you.

5911
03:53:59,340 --> 03:54:02,320
And this guy has another fucking thing that's new for us.

5912
03:54:02,620 --> 03:54:05,080
But he doesn't have anything that we need.

5913
03:54:05,620 --> 03:54:07,260
Because we've got everything we want.

5914
03:54:07,380 --> 03:54:09,760
Your weapons are in good hands, mate.

5915
03:54:10,180 --> 03:54:12,660
Hard times, mate.

5916
03:54:14,100 --> 03:54:15,420
Hard times, mate.

5917
03:54:19,100 --> 03:54:20,680
Let's go into this fighting.

5918
03:54:21,480 --> 03:54:24,360
No fucking pussy footin' around.

5919
03:54:24,560 --> 03:54:29,180
It's just pure, hardcore, unadulterated slaughter.

5920
03:54:29,720 --> 03:54:30,600
It's gonna happen.

5921
03:54:30,680 --> 03:54:31,220
It's gonna happen.

5922
03:54:31,220 --> 03:54:32,040
It's gonna happen very soon.

5923
03:54:32,120 --> 03:54:35,400
And I should really buy something off this guy to make sure I'm not gonna die.

5924
03:54:36,880 --> 03:54:39,500
Maybe even some sort of fucking herb scenario?

5925
03:54:39,880 --> 03:54:41,720
Some rare things on sale.

5926
03:54:42,060 --> 03:54:44,220
What do you have for me that'll do my health good?

5927
03:54:44,780 --> 03:54:45,000
Do you know?

5928
03:54:45,000 --> 03:54:45,720
What do you have?

5929
03:54:45,720 --> 03:54:46,940
What you see is what I've got.

5930
03:54:49,780 --> 03:54:50,600
Nothing there.

5931
03:54:52,060 --> 03:54:53,340
First aid spray, I'll buy it.

5932
03:54:54,640 --> 03:54:55,280
Buy that.

5933
03:54:55,520 --> 03:54:57,060
Better to be over-prepared.

5934
03:54:58,440 --> 03:54:59,120
That'll do.

5935
03:55:00,000 --> 03:55:00,360
Sell.

5936
03:55:00,560 --> 03:55:03,280
Yeah, I'll fucking sell you a crystal ore and a velvet blue.

5937
03:55:04,120 --> 03:55:05,240
You look like you could do with them.

5938
03:55:07,060 --> 03:55:08,040
No problem, man.

5939
03:55:08,100 --> 03:55:09,100
No problemo.

5940
03:55:10,340 --> 03:55:10,940
I will.

5941
03:55:11,040 --> 03:55:11,340
I will.

5942
03:55:11,440 --> 03:55:12,460
I'll just give you this thought.

5943
03:55:12,620 --> 03:55:14,440
I'll put a fucking jewel in a bangle for you.

5944
03:55:15,440 --> 03:55:16,180
Inlay that.

5945
03:55:18,000 --> 03:55:19,000
Lovely gemstone.

5946
03:55:19,080 --> 03:55:20,760
That's a redder and a blueser.

5947
03:55:21,360 --> 03:55:23,120
That's gonna give us a two-col bow.

5948
03:55:24,440 --> 03:55:26,300
A two-col bow is a two-color bonus.

5949
03:55:26,720 --> 03:55:28,360
That's the way we say it in the business.

5950
03:55:28,360 --> 03:55:29,500
You wouldn't know it.

5951
03:55:30,420 --> 03:55:31,200
You wouldn't know it.

5952
03:55:32,680 --> 03:55:34,360
And then we put a red...

5953
03:55:35,360 --> 03:55:37,660
Fucking whatever they're called.

5954
03:55:37,780 --> 03:55:38,420
What are they?

5955
03:55:39,720 --> 03:55:40,460
It's a gemstone.

5956
03:55:40,880 --> 03:55:41,360
Generic gemstone.

5957
03:55:42,600 --> 03:55:43,520
Into the bangle.

5958
03:55:43,700 --> 03:55:45,940
And there's nothing really else to put into the fucking thing.

5959
03:55:46,200 --> 03:55:46,700
There's not.

5960
03:55:47,780 --> 03:55:48,640
That's it, Dunzo.

5961
03:55:56,640 --> 03:55:59,000
He really got happy about that one.

5962
03:55:59,080 --> 03:56:00,240
He was rubbing his hands.

5963
03:56:00,460 --> 03:56:00,640
Fucking...

5964
03:56:02,640 --> 03:56:05,180
Load up these gonsets.

5965
03:56:05,520 --> 03:56:07,500
Stick a few fucking herbs into the mixer here.

5966
03:56:08,740 --> 03:56:10,760
Put a few of these fucking green gons together now.

5967
03:56:11,320 --> 03:56:11,980
A couple of these.

5968
03:56:13,080 --> 03:56:14,260
Could have sold him the yellows though.

5969
03:56:15,340 --> 03:56:16,820
Fucking sold him the yellows.

5970
03:56:17,120 --> 03:56:18,440
I'll leave that till later on.

5971
03:56:19,100 --> 03:56:20,040
Put the...

5972
03:56:20,040 --> 03:56:21,100
That's into a fucking...

5973
03:56:21,100 --> 03:56:21,380
I don't know.

5974
03:56:21,380 --> 03:56:22,640
A few handgun bullets there.

5975
03:56:22,760 --> 03:56:24,200
And then maybe a few of these.

5976
03:56:24,280 --> 03:56:24,920
Shniper boys.

5977
03:56:26,300 --> 03:56:26,560
Nope.

5978
03:56:26,680 --> 03:56:27,260
Not gonna work.

5979
03:56:27,460 --> 03:56:28,160
Not gonna work.

5980
03:56:28,800 --> 03:56:29,620
Save the game.

5981
03:56:29,880 --> 03:56:31,160
You sure...

5982
03:56:31,160 --> 03:56:42,640
Save it again.

5983
03:56:44,080 --> 03:56:45,140
Just to make sure.

5984
03:56:46,820 --> 03:56:48,320
And then...

5985
03:56:48,320 --> 03:56:49,000
Here we go.

5986
03:56:49,400 --> 03:56:49,960
Nothing...

5987
03:56:49,960 --> 03:56:51,260
To us...

5988
03:56:51,260 --> 03:56:51,900
Whatsoever.

5989
03:56:54,100 --> 03:56:54,780
Here we go.

5990
03:56:55,280 --> 03:56:55,980
Let's get ready.

5991
03:56:56,680 --> 03:56:58,080
Let's get ready to rumble.

5992
03:56:58,180 --> 03:56:58,960
PJ and Duncan!

5993
03:57:07,400 --> 03:57:08,380
Yeah, conch.

5994
03:57:09,240 --> 03:57:10,000
No, no, no, no.

5995
03:57:10,000 --> 03:57:10,500
No.

5996
03:57:21,220 --> 03:57:21,700
Oh.

5997
03:57:21,860 --> 03:57:22,900
I gave him one too many.

5998
03:57:23,680 --> 03:57:24,460
One extra there.

5999
03:57:24,520 --> 03:57:25,400
He didn't need it.

6000
03:57:26,120 --> 03:57:27,080
I'll tell you what.

6001
03:57:27,420 --> 03:57:29,240
The fucking show's not over yet, Snake.

6002
03:57:29,440 --> 03:57:30,440
It's not over yet.

6003
03:57:31,260 --> 03:57:31,940
That's lovely.

6004
03:57:32,160 --> 03:57:32,980
That's really nice.

6005
03:57:33,080 --> 03:57:34,900
It's working out liquid smooth, Tom.

6006
03:57:35,780 --> 03:57:36,660
Pure pace.

6007
03:57:36,980 --> 03:57:37,620
Pure drive.

6008
03:57:37,980 --> 03:57:38,580
Pure passion.

6009
03:57:38,980 --> 03:57:39,680
Real determination.

6010
03:57:39,940 --> 03:57:41,220
Another pig-headed...

6011
03:57:42,160 --> 03:57:42,220
Mother...

6012
03:57:42,920 --> 03:57:45,300
Is right here, ready to lay siege upon us.

6013
03:57:45,440 --> 03:57:46,560
You need to fucking kill it.

6014
03:57:47,060 --> 03:57:48,220
You need to make sure you...

6015
03:57:48,220 --> 03:57:49,580
They're put to bed.

6016
03:57:50,020 --> 03:57:51,060
Very, very sooner.

6017
03:57:51,780 --> 03:57:52,840
Very, very sooner.

6018
03:57:55,760 --> 03:57:56,620
Oh, fuck.

6019
03:57:57,480 --> 03:57:57,940
Fuck.

6020
03:58:00,120 --> 03:58:01,520
That pig's got guts.

6021
03:58:01,940 --> 03:58:02,560
He's got guts.

6022
03:58:02,640 --> 03:58:03,600
He's got guns as well.

6023
03:58:05,040 --> 03:58:06,500
Fair fucking play to the pig.

6024
03:58:07,780 --> 03:58:09,140
Johnny's snout...

6025
03:58:09,140 --> 03:58:10,340
Came out of the woodwork.

6026
03:58:10,780 --> 03:58:12,540
Like a fucking hair out of the whippet.

6027
03:58:13,040 --> 03:58:14,100
With a...

6028
03:58:14,100 --> 03:58:15,080
Some kind of fucking...

6029
03:58:15,080 --> 03:58:17,360
Two-stroke engine-powered machine gun.

6030
03:58:18,360 --> 03:58:19,400
Who knows...

6031
03:58:19,400 --> 03:58:20,940
Where he gets his stuff...

6032
03:58:20,940 --> 03:58:21,960
Does he even make it himself?

6033
03:58:22,360 --> 03:58:23,720
Again, we've questioned...

6034
03:58:23,720 --> 03:58:24,800
The mental capacity...

6035
03:58:24,800 --> 03:58:26,440
Of a lot of these adversaries.

6036
03:58:27,340 --> 03:58:28,560
And time and time again...

6037
03:58:28,560 --> 03:58:29,400
They surprise us...

6038
03:58:29,400 --> 03:58:30,940
With even more elaborate ways...

6039
03:58:30,940 --> 03:58:32,060
Of doing the dirty work.

6040
03:58:32,400 --> 03:58:33,360
Which would suggest that...

6041
03:58:33,360 --> 03:58:33,640
Yes.

6042
03:58:34,040 --> 03:58:35,480
They do have a brain...

6043
03:58:35,480 --> 03:58:37,120
Inside those fucking...

6044
03:58:37,120 --> 03:58:38,460
Bizarre skulls of theirs.

6045
03:58:39,640 --> 03:58:41,000
Where do they sleep at night?

6046
03:58:41,080 --> 03:58:41,780
And what do they do...

6047
03:58:41,780 --> 03:58:42,460
On their downtime?

6048
03:58:42,720 --> 03:58:43,520
Do they have phones?

6049
03:58:43,720 --> 03:58:44,480
Do they scroll?

6050
03:58:46,360 --> 03:58:46,640
Do you know?

6051
03:58:46,780 --> 03:58:47,660
Do they shower even?

6052
03:58:47,660 --> 03:58:48,980
Do they have families?

6053
03:58:49,200 --> 03:58:49,720
Loved ones?

6054
03:58:49,980 --> 03:58:50,240
Kin?

6055
03:58:51,980 --> 03:58:53,900
What a weird fucking place.

6056
03:58:54,860 --> 03:58:56,680
What a weird place this is.

6057
03:58:56,800 --> 03:58:57,680
Are they on drugs?

6058
03:59:01,620 --> 03:59:02,100
Bizarre.

6059
03:59:06,300 --> 03:59:08,080
You wanna make sure now...

6060
03:59:08,080 --> 03:59:09,140
Nice and fast.

6061
03:59:09,540 --> 03:59:10,280
Nice and fast.

6062
03:59:10,340 --> 03:59:11,920
And don't waste any ammunition.

6063
03:59:13,180 --> 03:59:13,640
Get them.

6064
03:59:14,080 --> 03:59:15,180
And while they're going is good.

6065
03:59:15,260 --> 03:59:16,260
Get them while they're going is good.

6066
03:59:16,320 --> 03:59:16,320
Get them while they're going is good.

6067
03:59:20,320 --> 03:59:21,100
Nice start.

6068
03:59:22,680 --> 03:59:23,720
Lovely hook shot.

6069
03:59:24,060 --> 03:59:24,700
Then...

6070
03:59:24,700 --> 03:59:25,640
Whips out the shotgun.

6071
03:59:26,040 --> 03:59:27,280
Very very kind to you.

6072
03:59:27,400 --> 03:59:28,020
Very lovely.

6073
03:59:28,220 --> 03:59:28,800
Very lovely.

6074
03:59:29,380 --> 03:59:31,000
You're getting kicked around the place...

6075
03:59:31,000 --> 03:59:31,480
Like a football.

6076
03:59:32,900 --> 03:59:33,460
Fucked up.

6077
03:59:35,820 --> 03:59:37,480
Time to lay a grenade down maybe.

6078
03:59:37,960 --> 03:59:39,600
Maybe put a fucking herb into yourself.

6079
03:59:41,000 --> 03:59:41,640
Thanks Tom.

6080
03:59:41,880 --> 03:59:42,520
I'll take it...

6081
03:59:42,520 --> 03:59:43,540
I'll take it on from here.

6082
03:59:44,080 --> 03:59:45,240
Well that's not enough at all.

6083
03:59:45,380 --> 03:59:46,660
And we're gonna have to fucking get a...

6084
03:59:46,660 --> 03:59:48,380
An aid spray into the mixer as well...

6085
03:59:48,380 --> 03:59:49,360
At some stage of the game.

6086
03:59:50,360 --> 03:59:51,560
Gonna waste a grenade on these...

6087
03:59:51,560 --> 03:59:52,780
Bastards.

6088
03:59:54,620 --> 03:59:55,060
Fuck.

6089
03:59:55,920 --> 03:59:57,720
Take you out of the...

6090
03:59:57,720 --> 03:59:58,560
The holster.

6091
04:00:02,600 --> 04:00:03,320
Fucking...

6092
04:00:03,320 --> 04:00:03,800
He's...

6093
04:00:03,800 --> 04:00:04,660
Strong cunt.

6094
04:00:05,320 --> 04:00:06,080
He is strong.

6095
04:00:07,080 --> 04:00:07,840
He didn't...

6096
04:00:07,840 --> 04:00:10,080
Oh my good god.

6097
04:00:10,600 --> 04:00:11,460
How many more?

6098
04:00:12,300 --> 04:00:13,380
Tell me more.

6099
04:00:16,380 --> 04:00:16,900
Beautiful.

6100
04:00:17,940 --> 04:00:19,080
It's lovely to see.

6101
04:00:19,600 --> 04:00:20,380
It's lovely to see.

6102
04:00:20,440 --> 04:00:22,040
And it feels really nice.

6103
04:00:29,780 --> 04:00:32,000
Feels like I'm fucking wasting time with this lad.

6104
04:00:34,400 --> 04:00:35,940
Oh for fuck's sake.

6105
04:00:42,780 --> 04:00:44,340
Need to lure them here.

6106
04:00:45,620 --> 04:00:46,540
Lure them here.

6107
04:00:46,540 --> 04:00:47,180
And then...

6108
04:00:47,180 --> 04:00:47,700
Boom.

6109
04:00:49,560 --> 04:00:52,420
How is pig head getting a shot onto me there?

6110
04:00:54,120 --> 04:00:57,160
I think it's a flashbang into the fucking mixing unit.

6111
04:00:57,320 --> 04:00:58,340
Give him...

6112
04:00:58,340 --> 04:01:01,140
Enough time to think about what he's become.

6113
04:01:02,020 --> 04:01:04,020
I whip out this punisher unit.

6114
04:01:04,020 --> 04:01:05,020
Maybe the shotgun.

6115
04:01:05,020 --> 04:01:06,940
And then melee the fucker.

6116
04:01:07,280 --> 04:01:07,960
Like that.

6117
04:01:08,380 --> 04:01:09,660
And then a boom hour.

6118
04:01:10,100 --> 04:01:10,820
Not enough time.

6119
04:01:10,920 --> 04:01:11,560
Not enough time.

6120
04:01:11,680 --> 04:01:12,380
Evade the kick.

6121
04:01:12,580 --> 04:01:13,120
Evade the kick.

6122
04:01:13,920 --> 04:01:14,740
Evade a wang.

6123
04:01:18,580 --> 04:01:19,840
Lob that down there.

6124
04:01:19,980 --> 04:01:21,820
And that's us into the fucking...

6125
04:01:21,820 --> 04:01:23,260
End zone with this prick.

6126
04:01:24,360 --> 04:01:30,220
Tell me you're fucking dead.

6127
04:01:30,220 --> 04:01:30,300
Dead.

6128
04:01:41,420 --> 04:01:42,380
Fuck me man.

6129
04:01:43,140 --> 04:01:43,980
He's strong.

6130
04:01:45,340 --> 04:01:46,080
What a cunt.

6131
04:01:46,200 --> 04:01:47,520
I've got a massive grenade.

6132
04:01:47,760 --> 04:01:48,160
Like what I mean.

6133
04:01:48,240 --> 04:01:49,880
It's wasting some of the big hitters.

6134
04:01:50,160 --> 04:01:51,480
On small fish.

6135
04:01:57,180 --> 04:01:59,060
Have you heard him fucking...

6136
04:01:59,060 --> 04:02:01,260
That's him Dunskies.

6137
04:02:02,440 --> 04:02:03,340
Thank fuck.

6138
04:02:05,080 --> 04:02:05,440
Oh.

6139
04:02:05,840 --> 04:02:07,900
That was dedicated to the Mormons.

6140
04:02:14,640 --> 04:02:15,120
Yeah.

6141
04:02:15,220 --> 04:02:15,960
I'd like to throw...

6142
04:02:15,960 --> 04:02:18,520
Extend the dedication from...

6143
04:02:18,520 --> 04:02:19,580
Not just the Mormons.

6144
04:02:19,700 --> 04:02:21,080
But to Quakers as well.

6145
04:02:21,820 --> 04:02:23,100
And to Quaker Oats.

6146
04:02:24,000 --> 04:02:25,340
Who have made...

6147
04:02:25,340 --> 04:02:25,860
Brilliant.

6148
04:02:26,240 --> 04:02:26,640
Orange.

6149
04:02:26,980 --> 04:02:27,300
Oats.

6150
04:02:27,620 --> 04:02:28,400
All my life.

6151
04:02:29,180 --> 04:02:30,420
And I look forward to eating...

6152
04:02:30,420 --> 04:02:30,760
Some more.

6153
04:02:30,820 --> 04:02:31,900
It's up there with Flavins.

6154
04:02:32,000 --> 04:02:33,460
But doesn't really reach...

6155
04:02:33,460 --> 04:02:33,620
Flavins.

6156
04:02:33,620 --> 04:02:34,500
Doesn't touch...

6157
04:02:34,500 --> 04:02:35,660
Flavins is clear.

6158
04:02:36,560 --> 04:02:37,260
Flavins is...

6159
04:02:37,260 --> 04:02:38,200
Is clear of everyone.

6160
04:02:38,860 --> 04:02:39,620
If I'm to be honest.

6161
04:02:40,300 --> 04:02:41,140
But uh...

6162
04:02:41,140 --> 04:02:41,780
Quaker Oats.

6163
04:02:42,180 --> 04:02:43,040
Well done to you.

6164
04:02:43,100 --> 04:02:43,780
You've done well.

6165
04:02:43,780 --> 04:02:45,420
And you make a great product.

6166
04:02:46,360 --> 04:02:46,760
I'm...

6167
04:02:46,760 --> 04:02:47,120
I'd...

6168
04:02:47,120 --> 04:02:48,500
I'd happily eat...

6169
04:02:48,500 --> 04:02:50,000
Bowl after bowl...

6170
04:02:50,000 --> 04:02:51,000
After bowl...

6171
04:02:51,000 --> 04:02:52,520
Of your stuff.

6172
04:02:53,020 --> 04:02:53,700
It's fantastic.

6173
04:02:53,940 --> 04:02:54,280
Well done.

6174
04:02:55,000 --> 04:02:55,680
Happy Christmas.

6175
04:02:55,680 --> 04:03:00,120
What a lovely...

6176
04:03:00,120 --> 04:03:01,540
Lovely sentiment there Tom.

6177
04:03:01,780 --> 04:03:02,680
And look at these Christmas lights...

6178
04:03:03,560 --> 04:03:04,680
That have been...

6179
04:03:04,680 --> 04:03:05,740
Put into the game...

6180
04:03:05,740 --> 04:03:06,220
On a whim.

6181
04:03:07,340 --> 04:03:08,540
On a whim in a prayer.

6182
04:03:08,880 --> 04:03:09,480
And then we...

6183
04:03:09,480 --> 04:03:10,440
Push through...

6184
04:03:10,440 --> 04:03:12,440
Break down the fucking barriers of Babylon.

6185
04:03:12,780 --> 04:03:13,940
Into the next round.

6186
04:03:15,220 --> 04:03:16,820
Pat Kenny's in the round.

6187
04:03:16,820 --> 04:03:17,260
Please stand.

6188
04:03:19,260 --> 04:03:19,880
Where's Louise?

6189
04:03:21,920 --> 04:03:23,300
He was worried about you.

6190
04:03:24,620 --> 04:03:25,440
Until the end.

6191
04:03:28,540 --> 04:03:29,280
Great stuff.

6192
04:03:29,340 --> 04:03:32,680
Come on.

6193
04:03:33,420 --> 04:03:34,260
We don't have much time.

6194
04:03:35,520 --> 04:03:36,560
Let's get rid of these things.

6195
04:03:38,800 --> 04:03:39,340
For Louise.

6196
04:03:45,500 --> 04:03:47,060
Another call from Louise.

6197
04:03:47,920 --> 04:03:48,440
Ada come in.

6198
04:03:48,980 --> 04:03:50,840
There's a lab where we can remove the parasites.

6199
04:03:51,080 --> 04:03:52,420
Or Louise is dead I think actually.

6200
04:03:52,420 --> 04:04:14,360
Odd time.

6201
04:04:14,540 --> 04:04:15,820
Thank you very much there.

6202
04:04:15,880 --> 04:04:17,620
I hope you're getting on well.

6203
04:04:17,720 --> 04:04:18,280
Odd time.

6204
04:04:18,280 --> 04:04:20,760
Welcome.

6205
04:04:21,480 --> 04:04:21,840
Ooh.

6206
04:04:22,060 --> 04:04:23,140
What are you buying?

6207
04:04:24,480 --> 04:04:25,440
I'm not buying anything.

6208
04:04:25,560 --> 04:04:26,660
I've sold you everything.

6209
04:04:26,840 --> 04:04:28,720
Maybe some aid spray or something.

6210
04:04:28,860 --> 04:04:30,000
That's gonna fucking help me.

6211
04:04:30,320 --> 04:04:31,320
Relieve the pain.

6212
04:04:31,760 --> 04:04:33,380
But you'd never have what I want.

6213
04:04:33,440 --> 04:04:34,260
When I want it.

6214
04:04:36,080 --> 04:04:38,000
Why don't you keep quiet?

6215
04:04:38,200 --> 04:04:38,340
Yeah?

6216
04:04:40,160 --> 04:04:41,680
Talking fucking shite the whole time.

6217
04:04:45,260 --> 04:04:46,120
What about this?

6218
04:04:46,200 --> 04:04:47,040
We've nothing in there.

6219
04:04:47,140 --> 04:04:49,380
Obviously we need to fucking find something down here.

6220
04:04:50,700 --> 04:04:52,340
Researchers scrawled note.

6221
04:04:52,420 --> 04:04:52,760
Okay.

6222
04:04:52,920 --> 04:04:53,480
Can't rush.

6223
04:04:53,820 --> 04:04:55,060
Gotta get the facts down.

6224
04:04:56,100 --> 04:04:56,600
First.

6225
04:04:57,100 --> 04:04:59,480
The test subjects are loose in the facility.

6226
04:05:00,060 --> 04:05:00,380
Second.

6227
04:05:01,300 --> 04:05:02,780
The only way out is shut.

6228
04:05:03,700 --> 04:05:05,600
The high voltage power is missing.

6229
04:05:05,960 --> 04:05:08,400
The exit won't open without one.

6230
04:05:09,760 --> 04:05:10,720
The freezer!

6231
04:05:12,160 --> 04:05:13,820
There is a power unit in there.

6232
04:05:13,920 --> 04:05:17,820
It's an emergency power supply for when one of the test subjects escapes.

6233
04:05:18,820 --> 04:05:20,220
It should do the job.

6234
04:05:21,260 --> 04:05:21,840
Problem is...

6235
04:05:22,880 --> 04:05:24,380
Sorry about that.

6236
04:05:25,020 --> 04:05:25,800
Problem is...

6237
04:05:25,800 --> 04:05:26,700
Thanks very much, hentai.

6238
04:05:27,060 --> 04:05:28,180
It's not my religion.

6239
04:05:28,860 --> 04:05:30,480
But if it's yours...

6240
04:05:30,480 --> 04:05:30,940
Fair play.

6241
04:05:31,000 --> 04:05:32,180
Just keep it away from me.

6242
04:05:32,880 --> 04:05:33,840
Problem is...

6243
04:05:33,840 --> 04:05:37,000
How do I get there without one of those fucking things running wild?

6244
04:05:37,840 --> 04:05:38,500
I need to think.

6245
04:05:40,360 --> 04:05:41,200
Can't give up.

6246
04:05:42,140 --> 04:05:42,940
Got a family.

6247
04:05:43,580 --> 04:05:48,080
How about treat these little fucking things as an acting...

6248
04:05:48,080 --> 04:05:49,420
What do you call it?

6249
04:05:49,940 --> 04:05:50,340
Workshop.

6250
04:05:50,460 --> 04:05:51,980
Where I try to add...

6251
04:05:52,760 --> 04:05:55,800
A bit to the lines like I'm doing an audition for a fucking show.

6252
04:06:00,420 --> 04:06:02,980
It's an emergency power supply for...

6253
04:06:03,900 --> 04:06:06,060
When one of the fucking test subjects escapes.

6254
04:06:06,980 --> 04:06:08,040
Should do the job.

6255
04:06:09,740 --> 04:06:10,740
Problem is...

6256
04:06:10,740 --> 04:06:14,300
How do I get there with those things running wild?

6257
04:06:15,560 --> 04:06:16,520
I need to think.

6258
04:06:17,560 --> 04:06:18,400
Can't give up.

6259
04:06:19,680 --> 04:06:20,640
Got a family.

6260
04:06:22,720 --> 04:06:23,520
I can...

6261
04:06:23,520 --> 04:06:24,300
I can make it.

6262
04:06:24,660 --> 04:06:25,640
I can do this.

6263
04:06:26,260 --> 04:06:26,880
I have to.

6264
04:06:28,920 --> 04:06:29,760
For them!

6265
04:06:31,920 --> 04:06:35,260
Thought I just had a little bit of fucking pizzazz for the last line there...

6266
04:06:35,260 --> 04:06:37,460
Because I wanted to leave an impression on the audience.

6267
04:06:46,720 --> 04:06:47,120
Sorry.

6268
04:06:47,280 --> 04:06:48,200
Quick blow of the nose there.

6269
04:06:53,640 --> 04:06:54,360
Lovely stuff.

6270
04:06:54,960 --> 04:06:55,860
And away we go.

6271
04:07:00,580 --> 04:07:04,240
The big massive fucking leather booted stiletto heels...

6272
04:07:04,240 --> 04:07:06,200
Really come in handy when crushing box.

6273
04:07:07,540 --> 04:07:08,400
After box.

6274
04:07:08,640 --> 04:07:09,380
After box.

6275
04:07:11,380 --> 04:07:12,920
Now another...

6276
04:07:12,920 --> 04:07:14,420
This is what I was talking about.

6277
04:07:14,640 --> 04:07:15,240
These...

6278
04:07:15,240 --> 04:07:16,760
Skip all this fucking shit.

6279
04:07:18,760 --> 04:07:21,200
These fuckers are going to come through...

6280
04:07:21,200 --> 04:07:22,760
And they're going to...

6281
04:07:22,760 --> 04:07:24,200
Inadvertently release...

6282
04:07:26,020 --> 04:07:28,200
The regenerators from their fucking...

6283
04:07:28,200 --> 04:07:29,200
Hibernation units.

6284
04:07:29,200 --> 04:07:30,080
Units.

6285
04:07:31,460 --> 04:07:32,740
Here we have fucking...

6286
04:07:32,740 --> 04:07:33,940
Zenusio Tool.

6287
04:07:34,720 --> 04:07:36,740
An Electrolux Dunleavy.

6288
04:07:37,520 --> 04:07:38,200
Followed by...

6289
04:07:39,780 --> 04:07:39,980
Oh!

6290
04:07:41,000 --> 04:07:42,420
Followed by...

6291
04:07:42,420 --> 04:07:44,200
Whirlpool Wavenfist.

6292
04:07:44,200 --> 04:07:57,080
Pure fucking smash and grab scenario here.

6293
04:07:57,160 --> 04:07:58,620
We just absolutely...

6294
04:07:58,620 --> 04:08:00,280
Rinse the lab.

6295
04:08:01,020 --> 04:08:02,600
Pure rinse the lab at Christmas.

6296
04:08:02,820 --> 04:08:04,940
Get as much shite into the fucking...

6297
04:08:04,940 --> 04:08:06,640
Back pocketino as possible.

6298
04:08:07,940 --> 04:08:09,680
Another one of Ada...

6299
04:08:09,680 --> 04:08:10,660
Ada Wong.

6300
04:08:10,780 --> 04:08:12,840
Seven wonders of Ada Wong.

6301
04:08:13,020 --> 04:08:13,480
Where the fuck...

6302
04:08:13,480 --> 04:08:15,420
Would she stash all this stuff?

6303
04:08:15,540 --> 04:08:16,480
There is no...

6304
04:08:16,480 --> 04:08:17,580
Knapsack.

6305
04:08:18,020 --> 04:08:19,280
Or carry a satchel.

6306
04:08:19,400 --> 04:08:20,320
Or anything on her.

6307
04:08:21,980 --> 04:08:22,920
What I will do...

6308
04:08:22,920 --> 04:08:24,480
What I can say is that...

6309
04:08:24,480 --> 04:08:25,480
We have a biosensor scope...

6310
04:08:26,320 --> 04:08:27,480
Just screaming...

6311
04:08:28,160 --> 04:08:29,240
Out to be used.

6312
04:08:29,480 --> 04:08:30,320
And utilized.

6313
04:08:30,320 --> 04:08:33,200
We need to fucking do it...

6314
04:08:33,200 --> 04:08:34,700
In order to get our hands...

6315
04:08:34,700 --> 04:08:36,580
On a juicy, juicy tool.

6316
04:08:36,860 --> 04:08:38,180
I think it's a fucking...

6317
04:08:38,180 --> 04:08:40,400
A wrench or something.

6318
04:08:40,500 --> 04:08:41,200
I'm not sure.

6319
04:08:41,400 --> 04:08:43,100
Is there even any need...

6320
04:08:43,100 --> 04:08:44,100
To take this cunt out?

6321
04:08:44,320 --> 04:08:45,420
He's got a beetle inside him.

6322
04:08:45,440 --> 04:08:45,720
That's it.

6323
04:08:45,760 --> 04:08:46,240
Not a wrench.

6324
04:08:46,380 --> 04:08:46,740
A beetle.

6325
04:08:46,860 --> 04:08:48,040
A juicy, juicy beetle.

6326
04:08:48,600 --> 04:08:49,400
I wonder if I could...

6327
04:08:49,400 --> 04:08:51,240
Double shot these fuckers...

6328
04:08:51,240 --> 04:08:52,680
By getting on a nice angle.

6329
04:08:53,680 --> 04:08:54,900
I want to take two of the...

6330
04:08:54,900 --> 04:08:56,320
Pulsating sacks out...

6331
04:08:57,000 --> 04:08:57,640
At once.

6332
04:08:57,940 --> 04:08:58,100
Yeah.

6333
04:08:58,300 --> 04:08:58,480
Yeah.

6334
04:08:58,620 --> 04:08:59,080
Should be okay.

6335
04:08:59,080 --> 04:08:59,700
Should be okay.

6336
04:08:59,760 --> 04:09:01,340
Supposed to play another game...

6337
04:09:01,340 --> 04:09:02,560
Of chess with Thomas.

6338
04:09:03,140 --> 04:09:04,440
I was supposed to play...

6339
04:09:04,440 --> 04:09:05,720
Another game of chess...

6340
04:09:05,720 --> 04:09:06,300
With Thomas.

6341
04:09:07,500 --> 04:09:08,420
Thanks very much...

6342
04:09:08,420 --> 04:09:09,240
For the tip there, Marie.

6343
04:09:09,320 --> 04:09:10,360
The only problem I see...

6344
04:09:10,360 --> 04:09:10,940
With this is that...

6345
04:09:10,940 --> 04:09:11,760
Once I do it...

6346
04:09:11,760 --> 04:09:12,980
He's gonna pop out of that...

6347
04:09:12,980 --> 04:09:14,140
Fucking chamber unit.

6348
04:09:14,600 --> 04:09:15,840
He's gonna be very close to me.

6349
04:09:21,220 --> 04:09:22,340
A bit too close.

6350
04:09:22,700 --> 04:09:23,220
If you ask me.

6351
04:09:24,820 --> 04:09:25,500
Fucking cunt.

6352
04:09:26,220 --> 04:09:26,360
Oh!

6353
04:09:28,220 --> 04:09:29,080
Tom Jones.

6354
04:09:29,080 --> 04:09:30,080
Thank you very much...

6355
04:09:30,080 --> 04:09:30,920
For that tip there.

6356
04:09:31,020 --> 04:09:32,520
I'm very very sorry as well...

6357
04:09:32,520 --> 04:09:34,180
About the flagrant usage...

6358
04:09:34,180 --> 04:09:35,740
Of the C word.

6359
04:09:35,860 --> 04:09:37,360
Ladies and gentlemen...

6360
04:09:37,360 --> 04:09:38,320
The C word.

6361
04:09:39,100 --> 04:09:40,980
Completely desensitized to it...

6362
04:09:40,980 --> 04:09:42,000
Since I was a child.

6363
04:09:42,560 --> 04:09:43,160
It's used...

6364
04:09:43,160 --> 04:09:44,480
It's used...

6365
04:09:44,480 --> 04:09:46,020
In my part of the world...

6366
04:09:46,600 --> 04:09:47,020
As...

6367
04:09:47,960 --> 04:09:48,520
Within...

6368
04:09:48,520 --> 04:09:48,760
Many...

6369
04:09:48,760 --> 04:09:49,960
In many forms and shapes...

6370
04:09:49,960 --> 04:09:51,260
Sometimes even...

6371
04:09:51,260 --> 04:09:52,880
As a term of endearment...

6372
04:09:52,880 --> 04:09:54,460
I can't really...

6373
04:09:54,460 --> 04:09:55,580
Be that sorry for it.

6374
04:09:55,620 --> 04:09:56,500
If I say sorry...

6375
04:09:56,500 --> 04:09:57,420
I don't mean it.

6376
04:09:58,240 --> 04:09:59,100
This cunt...

6377
04:09:59,100 --> 04:10:00,100
Is...

6378
04:10:00,100 --> 04:10:01,580
Doing my fucking head in.

6379
04:10:05,920 --> 04:10:07,260
Look at the state...

6380
04:10:07,260 --> 04:10:08,460
Of this sad sack.

6381
04:10:09,760 --> 04:10:10,100
Yes!

6382
04:10:12,900 --> 04:10:13,700
It's great.

6383
04:10:13,860 --> 04:10:14,460
It's lovely.

6384
04:10:14,660 --> 04:10:15,480
It's ornate.

6385
04:10:15,860 --> 04:10:16,800
It's a beetle.

6386
04:10:21,000 --> 04:10:21,920
Ornate beetle.

6387
04:10:22,340 --> 04:10:24,040
How are you?

6388
04:10:25,760 --> 04:10:26,320
Just...

6389
04:10:26,320 --> 04:10:27,020
That's a...

6390
04:10:27,020 --> 04:10:28,660
A slice of what it would be like...

6391
04:10:28,660 --> 04:10:30,100
If I welcomed the beetle.

6392
04:10:30,460 --> 04:10:30,880
If the...

6393
04:10:30,880 --> 04:10:33,020
The ornate beetle decided to come home...

6394
04:10:33,020 --> 04:10:33,460
For Christmas.

6395
04:10:33,560 --> 04:10:34,560
And he came through the door.

6396
04:10:34,980 --> 04:10:36,760
And we were all sat around the fire...

6397
04:10:36,760 --> 04:10:38,580
With brandy and holly and baileys...

6398
04:10:38,580 --> 04:10:39,400
And all this sort of stuff.

6399
04:10:40,480 --> 04:10:42,060
And I'd say...

6400
04:10:42,060 --> 04:10:43,200
Ornate beetle.

6401
04:10:43,960 --> 04:10:45,700
How are you?

6402
04:10:46,340 --> 04:10:46,660
The...

6403
04:10:46,660 --> 04:10:48,120
The voice would start to quiver...

6404
04:10:48,120 --> 04:10:49,420
Because it'd been so long...

6405
04:10:49,420 --> 04:10:50,560
Since I seen him.

6406
04:10:50,760 --> 04:10:51,980
I can't believe he's here.

6407
04:10:53,280 --> 04:10:54,860
A lot of love for that beetle.

6408
04:10:54,960 --> 04:10:55,940
A lot of love for that guy.

6409
04:10:55,960 --> 04:10:56,840
He's a good guy.

6410
04:10:57,260 --> 04:10:57,540
Okay?

6411
04:10:57,780 --> 04:10:59,420
He's had a checkered past.

6412
04:10:59,900 --> 04:11:00,280
But that...

6413
04:11:00,280 --> 04:11:01,620
We won't hold that against him.

6414
04:11:01,640 --> 04:11:02,200
He's a beetle.

6415
04:11:02,500 --> 04:11:03,240
He's ornate.

6416
04:11:06,820 --> 04:11:08,000
He's also a killer.

6417
04:11:08,000 --> 04:11:13,360
He's also done a lot of bad things.

6418
04:11:18,180 --> 04:11:19,160
Ornate Tuberty.

6419
04:11:20,280 --> 04:11:20,520
Orn...

6420
04:11:20,520 --> 04:11:23,140
It's great to see a speedrunner in his primes as Galv.

6421
04:11:23,180 --> 04:11:25,760
And this is one of the things that a lot of people...

6422
04:11:25,760 --> 04:11:27,240
Seemingly overlook...

6423
04:11:27,240 --> 04:11:28,820
When they fucking talk about...

6424
04:11:28,820 --> 04:11:30,540
And I am talked about...

6425
04:11:30,540 --> 04:11:32,000
In these speedrunning circles.

6426
04:11:32,140 --> 04:11:33,220
Not just speedrunning circles.

6427
04:11:33,480 --> 04:11:34,940
Just general circles.

6428
04:11:36,940 --> 04:11:45,300
I think a lot of people just don't understand the ins and outs of what it is that I'm trying to do with these runs.

6429
04:11:45,480 --> 04:11:53,580
It's to create a run of pure perfection and honesty, which, as we know, is the best policy.

6430
04:11:54,640 --> 04:12:02,120
The likes of which have never even been considered by you or I or anybody that is to say with this.

6431
04:12:02,700 --> 04:12:03,360
Fuck me.

6432
04:12:03,360 --> 04:12:10,320
What about that, huh?

6433
04:12:10,760 --> 04:12:12,000
What about that?

6434
04:12:13,080 --> 04:12:14,280
What about that?

6435
04:12:14,440 --> 04:12:28,360
Stick that one up your fucking pipe and smoketh upon its glorious, glorious trichromatic crystallized fucking...

6436
04:12:31,460 --> 04:12:38,860
I'll just end that one with an exhalation rather than words because I say it best when I say nothing at all.

6437
04:12:40,540 --> 04:12:41,680
Again, and that brings...

6438
04:12:41,680 --> 04:12:44,580
We've come full circle back round to Ronan Keating again.

6439
04:12:46,320 --> 04:12:48,480
You said it best when you say nothing at all.

6440
04:12:48,740 --> 04:12:49,320
The line...

6441
04:12:49,320 --> 04:12:54,800
The hook and melody robbed from homesteads brings value home.

6442
04:12:55,480 --> 04:13:00,700
If you don't think I'm fucking right in saying that, suggest you go and check it out yourself.

6443
04:13:01,060 --> 04:13:09,540
I shouldn't have to spoon feed you each and every individual trichromatic pearl of wisdom that I'm jamming out.

6444
04:13:11,340 --> 04:13:12,580
Doesn't look like I can get through.

6445
04:13:12,940 --> 04:13:16,240
Well, let's just fucking make sure we can get through it then.

6446
04:13:16,480 --> 04:13:18,640
You know, it's not rocket science.

6447
04:13:19,680 --> 04:13:22,380
I will stick a herb inside the veins there.

6448
04:13:23,620 --> 04:13:24,940
Is there anything even in that?

6449
04:13:25,000 --> 04:13:25,840
Were that two yellows?

6450
04:13:28,200 --> 04:13:28,860
That's us.

6451
04:13:29,100 --> 04:13:30,480
That's us fucking maxed.

6452
04:13:35,140 --> 04:13:36,440
Okay, get the map out.

6453
04:13:36,760 --> 04:13:37,640
Whip out the map.

6454
04:13:37,860 --> 04:13:38,440
And let's see.

6455
04:13:38,520 --> 04:13:40,320
We need to get ourselves to the freezer.

6456
04:13:40,560 --> 04:13:42,140
Can't go through the left and it's blocked.

6457
04:13:42,240 --> 04:13:43,020
So we'll go down here.

6458
04:13:43,100 --> 04:13:45,380
We missed out all the jewels, but it doesn't matter really.

6459
04:13:45,500 --> 04:13:48,900
I mean, I'd happily run through it again in the future.

6460
04:13:50,280 --> 04:13:53,140
Offstream even, just to fucking get that infinite rocket launcher.

6461
04:13:53,140 --> 04:13:59,320
It's something of a personal quest of mine I'd like to fulfill.

6462
04:14:01,560 --> 04:14:08,680
And here we have frozen sacks of shit that you can't touch and they might actually start to fucking attack you if you do touch them.

6463
04:14:10,720 --> 04:14:15,080
Two of the finest circuit breaker units known to man.

6464
04:14:15,360 --> 04:14:19,500
We can plug them into the wall back and she just kind of puts it towards the back there.

6465
04:14:19,600 --> 04:14:20,840
It doesn't go in, it just disappears.

6466
04:14:21,540 --> 04:14:23,320
But we're not going to ask any questions about it.

6467
04:14:23,380 --> 04:14:25,260
We're not going to fucking quibble.

6468
04:14:27,780 --> 04:14:30,120
Okay, this is a bit fucking shit scary now.

6469
04:14:30,120 --> 04:14:32,160
I'm just going to, one moment.

6470
04:14:32,160 --> 04:14:34,160
.

6471
04:14:34,160 --> 04:14:36,160
.

6472
04:14:36,160 --> 04:14:38,160
.

6473
04:14:38,160 --> 04:14:40,160
.

6474
04:14:40,160 --> 04:14:42,160
.

6475
04:14:42,160 --> 04:15:12,140
Thank you.

6476
04:15:12,140 --> 04:15:40,460
I'm well and truly relieved and ready to game on. This is where we stand right now. There's very little separating us from ultimate glory and paradise. That is to say, speedrunning legend is being written as we speak. You're witnessing it. I dare see you've ever seen anything like it before. Now, look at this.

6477
04:15:41,020 --> 04:15:57,320
Doesn't sound great. Sounds like a tormented, anguished soul of sorts. I'm going to have to fucking level accusations of bullet at him. I hope you don't disagree with that. It's not my intended fucking method of dispatchment, but it is the one that I've selected for this particular moment in time.

6478
04:15:57,540 --> 04:16:12,100
Now, what we'll do is, one in the arm, one in the face, one in the back. Missed him. One in the leg, one in the face, one in the parasite, another one in the head. He's got the melee. I can do the fast, quick time event. Now, another two or three. One or two or three into the mixer. He's gone explodey.

6479
04:16:15,300 --> 04:16:21,300
Tom? I missed that there. Sorry, I was having a drink.

6480
04:16:23,300 --> 04:16:37,020
Yeah, just absolutely ravaged a cunt. There's just insane levels of ravagery. Savage ravage. Ratch-ratch-o man, Mandy Savage. And fucking chickens on a spit, a turn spit.

6481
04:16:37,300 --> 04:16:54,260
I wonder, are they even chickens? They are. Look at that. They could be turkeys, with the season that's in it, huh? But I would not go near that for love nor money. Even if I was as hungry as fuck, I would not want to go near that at all.

6482
04:16:56,740 --> 04:17:08,760
The park sort of fucking, that's not to say Moipark are bad. I do enjoy their Kievs from time to time. But I was trying to think of what brand of chickens those would be. But I'm not going to see.

6483
04:17:09,440 --> 04:17:15,220
In case that fucking puts anyone into disrepute, any brand of chicken manufacturer into disrepute.

6484
04:17:16,180 --> 04:17:29,880
As far, all I can say is that Moipark are a very fucking reputable brand of chickens. And again, let me just say it. Their Kievs are fucking golden. Golden Kievs.

6485
04:17:32,700 --> 04:17:33,900
Well done, Moipark.

6486
04:17:37,780 --> 04:17:41,780
What have I got in here? Can I fucking make some more bullets or something?

6487
04:17:42,020 --> 04:17:45,540
Can I... There's more regenerators on the way around the corner here.

6488
04:17:47,760 --> 04:17:53,640
This regenerator is a fucker. He comes at you fast and you really need to have your wits about you.

6489
04:17:56,740 --> 04:17:59,600
The red and a greener. We can craft that. That's nice.

6490
04:18:00,540 --> 04:18:02,000
Put that into the hurt locker.

6491
04:18:06,440 --> 04:18:12,000
I can hear a few tormented wheels of pain from beyond the next door.

6492
04:18:12,820 --> 04:18:19,780
Sounds nasty. Maybe even save the game if there's a typewriter around. Can you find one? Is there one around or is it not even there at all?

6493
04:18:21,280 --> 04:18:28,180
No, you see, I'm forgetting that Leon's mission had a typewriter here, whereas our mission with Ada here, the...

6494
04:18:28,180 --> 04:18:35,060
The beautiful, let's just say it, the beautiful Ada Iron doesn't yield any typewriter-fication whatsoever.

6495
04:18:36,660 --> 04:18:37,180
Now...

6496
04:18:37,180 --> 04:18:40,080
This guy's a...

6497
04:18:40,080 --> 04:18:40,080
This guy's a...

6498
04:18:40,080 --> 04:18:41,980
An absolute scoop noodler.

6499
04:18:42,640 --> 04:18:44,740
He's a real spooge mcdick.

6500
04:18:45,280 --> 04:18:45,460
Oh!

6501
04:18:47,560 --> 04:18:48,640
How am I meant to fucking...

6502
04:18:48,640 --> 04:18:50,640
Do business?

6503
04:18:50,640 --> 04:18:51,200
Do business?

6504
04:18:52,020 --> 04:18:53,620
With a bastard like you.

6505
04:18:53,900 --> 04:18:54,100
Huh?

6506
04:18:54,240 --> 04:18:55,500
How am I meant to do business?

6507
04:18:55,920 --> 04:18:57,240
With a guy like you.

6508
04:18:58,080 --> 04:18:58,480
Huh?

6509
04:18:59,080 --> 04:19:00,440
How am I meant to do business?

6510
04:19:00,640 --> 04:19:01,380
I think that's it.

6511
04:19:01,900 --> 04:19:04,400
But there could be a secondary explosion after it.

6512
04:19:10,880 --> 04:19:11,240
Secondary?

6513
04:19:16,040 --> 04:19:16,660
Oh, he went.

6514
04:19:16,720 --> 04:19:17,420
I didn't hear it.

6515
04:19:17,800 --> 04:19:18,320
He's gone.

6516
04:19:18,900 --> 04:19:19,340
Vaporized.

6517
04:19:20,320 --> 04:19:21,180
Beautiful stuff.

6518
04:19:27,540 --> 04:19:29,460
Missing some serious cream plate.

6519
04:19:29,560 --> 04:19:31,400
We don't have it fucking ready to go.

6520
04:19:32,080 --> 04:19:34,000
Thank you very much there, um...

6521
04:19:34,000 --> 04:19:35,060
For the words of wisdom.

6522
04:19:36,060 --> 04:19:38,080
Horik Hampsey, sort you out, boy.

6523
04:19:38,800 --> 04:19:40,640
Watch out for the Iron Maiden.

6524
04:19:41,940 --> 04:19:43,020
Frank Daglish.

6525
04:19:43,120 --> 04:19:44,140
Thank you very much.

6526
04:19:44,380 --> 04:19:48,520
And I want to apologize for calling you Dal Glish earlier on as well.

6527
04:19:48,620 --> 04:19:50,080
That was just...

6528
04:19:50,080 --> 04:19:52,240
The wrong way to say your name.

6529
04:19:53,240 --> 04:19:54,300
Thank you very much.

6530
04:19:55,780 --> 04:19:59,160
It's the vinegar stroke of midnight, according to Frankie Scalp.

6531
04:19:59,240 --> 04:20:02,240
Therein quality bit of dispatchment, says Antonio.

6532
04:20:02,240 --> 04:20:03,240
And another...

6533
04:20:04,520 --> 04:20:07,340
Sequence of Antoniistic events here.

6534
04:20:08,460 --> 04:20:09,400
Ivan Tony!

6535
04:20:09,960 --> 04:20:10,900
Oh my god.

6536
04:20:11,340 --> 04:20:13,140
That's what you were on about, Aaron, huh?

6537
04:20:13,520 --> 04:20:14,800
That's what you were on about.

6538
04:20:16,000 --> 04:20:16,840
Iron Maiden.

6539
04:20:19,640 --> 04:20:21,180
How were you meant to evade that?

6540
04:20:23,360 --> 04:20:24,680
And now I can't...

6541
04:20:24,680 --> 04:20:25,380
I have no bullets.

6542
04:20:29,060 --> 04:20:33,120
Can anybody enlighten me here as to how I'm meant to fucking kill this lad now?

6543
04:20:33,180 --> 04:20:34,020
I have no fucking bullets.

6544
04:20:34,220 --> 04:20:35,480
I'm just gonna have to run away from him.

6545
04:20:35,820 --> 04:20:36,980
There's gonna be no fighting.

6546
04:20:37,160 --> 04:20:37,940
It's just running away.

6547
04:20:37,940 --> 04:20:41,420
I know you can maybe...

6548
04:20:41,420 --> 04:20:43,100
Pray and spray with the...

6549
04:20:43,100 --> 04:20:44,240
Spray and pray, sorry.

6550
04:20:44,300 --> 04:20:45,200
With the fucking shotgun.

6551
04:20:45,560 --> 04:20:46,080
Bookshot.

6552
04:20:47,160 --> 04:20:47,680
Grenade?

6553
04:20:52,300 --> 04:20:52,960
Oh no.

6554
04:20:53,060 --> 04:20:53,640
He's fast.

6555
04:20:56,220 --> 04:20:56,980
Oh god.

6556
04:20:57,360 --> 04:20:58,320
Oh, look at that.

6557
04:20:58,740 --> 04:20:59,880
It's like a porcupine.

6558
04:21:00,740 --> 04:21:01,920
It's like a fucking hedgehog.

6559
04:21:01,920 --> 04:21:16,300
Get away from him.

6560
04:21:16,740 --> 04:21:17,680
Get away from him.

6561
04:21:19,920 --> 04:21:21,680
Does he follow you through here as well?

6562
04:21:23,340 --> 04:21:24,340
Oh, he does.

6563
04:21:25,360 --> 04:21:26,320
This is frightening.

6564
04:21:26,640 --> 04:21:27,240
I suppose.

6565
04:21:27,640 --> 04:21:29,380
This is a little bit frightening for me.

6566
04:21:30,340 --> 04:21:30,940
Fuck you.

6567
04:21:31,660 --> 04:21:32,340
Fuck you.

6568
04:21:39,180 --> 04:21:40,860
No way can he climb up there.

6569
04:21:45,500 --> 04:21:46,720
Nightmare time.

6570
04:21:48,500 --> 04:21:49,760
Really was a bad dream.

6571
04:21:51,140 --> 04:21:51,700
Really was.

6572
04:21:52,700 --> 04:21:53,780
I've had nightmares.

6573
04:21:54,020 --> 04:21:54,760
I've had nightmares.

6574
04:21:54,920 --> 04:21:56,740
Not nightmares that were that bad now.

6575
04:21:58,820 --> 04:22:00,420
Definitely not that scary.

6576
04:22:01,400 --> 04:22:02,360
Nothing that visceral.

6577
04:22:03,720 --> 04:22:05,020
It was visceral.

6578
04:22:06,140 --> 04:22:08,580
It feels like I've been through this fucking room already.

6579
04:22:09,840 --> 04:22:12,040
Is there anything I've missed back there, Flood?

6580
04:22:13,140 --> 04:22:13,660
Flood.

6581
04:22:14,060 --> 04:22:16,760
Sorry for just shortening the situation there.

6582
04:22:16,980 --> 04:22:19,340
But I mean, I think we need to fucking...

6583
04:22:19,340 --> 04:22:20,500
Times of the essence, man.

6584
04:22:20,940 --> 04:22:23,080
Guinness need to be fucking...

6585
04:22:23,080 --> 04:22:24,500
Alerted to the situation.

6586
04:22:27,080 --> 04:22:29,160
Kenny Dalglese Jr.

6587
04:22:29,320 --> 04:22:30,120
Thank you very much.

6588
04:22:30,160 --> 04:22:32,060
And Tom Jones as well.

6589
04:22:32,900 --> 04:22:33,760
Thank you very much.

6590
04:22:34,300 --> 04:22:35,900
Did I miss anything back there, Flood?

6591
04:22:36,260 --> 04:22:37,840
There's a treasure, but pointless.

6592
04:22:37,960 --> 04:22:38,340
Good man.

6593
04:22:43,620 --> 04:22:44,120
Here's what.

6594
04:22:44,120 --> 04:22:44,180
Here's what.

6595
04:22:47,640 --> 04:22:51,320
Any aid spray, any fucking herbs, anything at all, man.

6596
04:22:51,640 --> 04:22:52,560
You're useless.

6597
04:22:59,900 --> 04:23:01,040
Can I still sell...

6598
04:23:01,040 --> 04:23:02,320
Do I have a black bass?

6599
04:23:02,360 --> 04:23:02,640
I do.

6600
04:23:02,840 --> 04:23:03,840
Sell him the black bass.

6601
04:23:05,780 --> 04:23:07,680
And the ornate beetle, you can have that.

6602
04:23:07,940 --> 04:23:09,060
And the velvet blue.

6603
04:23:09,660 --> 04:23:11,040
And the golden links.

6604
04:23:11,340 --> 04:23:12,960
Once I've stuck a few things into it.

6605
04:23:15,400 --> 04:23:16,800
I've got an idea, actually.

6606
04:23:16,880 --> 04:23:17,640
I'm gonna fucking...

6607
04:23:17,640 --> 04:23:20,080
Not bother with all that claptrap.

6608
04:23:20,640 --> 04:23:22,500
Save the game before I end the game.

6609
04:23:23,000 --> 04:23:24,720
And then, when the stream is done...

6610
04:23:24,720 --> 04:23:26,220
When the speed run is done...

6611
04:23:26,220 --> 04:23:28,320
I'll go back.

6612
04:23:28,400 --> 04:23:30,120
Reload the fucking file.

6613
04:23:30,380 --> 04:23:32,020
And sell all my shite at the end.

6614
04:23:32,360 --> 04:23:33,040
How about that?

6615
04:23:33,160 --> 04:23:35,060
That'll streamline the performance.

6616
04:23:36,600 --> 04:23:38,580
Which is what everybody is here for.

6617
04:23:38,660 --> 04:23:39,820
Let's not forget about that.

6618
04:23:43,220 --> 04:23:45,980
Don't want to fucking cave in and hit the beer...

6619
04:23:45,980 --> 04:23:47,580
Before the speed run ends.

6620
04:23:47,580 --> 04:23:48,460
You'll be able to get out now?

6621
04:23:49,920 --> 04:23:51,000
Yep, you definitely don't.

6622
04:23:51,100 --> 04:23:52,500
I personally now...

6623
04:23:52,500 --> 04:23:54,100
Hit the beer a long time ago.

6624
04:23:54,200 --> 04:23:54,880
I'm not gonna lie.

6625
04:23:55,860 --> 04:23:58,360
But as for yourself, you might need to have your wits about you.

6626
04:23:58,520 --> 04:24:00,940
And you need to be A-OK, ready, top game.

6627
04:24:04,660 --> 04:24:06,160
Christmas-flavored ghosties.

6628
04:24:11,800 --> 04:24:14,820
Now we enter a situation room...

6629
04:24:14,820 --> 04:24:15,820
Known as...

6630
04:24:16,980 --> 04:24:20,320
The lovely, lovely cable car bit of the game.

6631
04:24:20,860 --> 04:24:21,820
And...

6632
04:24:21,820 --> 04:24:23,820
A few boxes to be smashed with those...

6633
04:24:24,400 --> 04:24:26,820
Insane leather stiletto heels.

6634
04:24:29,000 --> 04:24:29,320
Um...

6635
04:24:29,320 --> 04:24:32,980
How and why and where, Tom?

6636
04:24:33,160 --> 04:24:34,020
It'll have to do.

6637
04:24:34,100 --> 04:24:35,120
I don't know. It's a mystery.

6638
04:24:35,520 --> 04:24:36,560
It really is a mystery.

6639
04:24:37,560 --> 04:24:37,820
But it's...

6640
04:24:38,340 --> 04:24:38,820
It's handled...

6641
04:24:39,880 --> 04:24:40,380
With the...

6642
04:24:40,380 --> 04:24:41,780
With the most perfect apply.

6643
04:24:41,780 --> 04:24:43,600
By herself.

6644
04:24:43,940 --> 04:24:46,300
And I think there's a bit of shnipage you can get done here.

6645
04:24:48,220 --> 04:24:48,840
If you're...

6646
04:24:48,840 --> 04:24:50,240
If you're willing to make the effort.

6647
04:24:53,100 --> 04:24:54,340
I'm willing to make the effort.

6648
04:24:54,800 --> 04:24:57,180
Just gonna make sure I've got the correct scopage on that.

6649
04:24:57,260 --> 04:24:57,800
Because biosensor...

6650
04:24:57,800 --> 04:24:58,300
Nice as it is.

6651
04:24:58,300 --> 04:24:59,500
Nice as it is.

6652
04:24:59,620 --> 04:25:02,360
Doesn't give me the range I need...

6653
04:25:02,360 --> 04:25:05,980
In order to fucking really lift that lad's kiaan...

6654
04:25:05,980 --> 04:25:07,380
Off of the fucking shoulders.

6655
04:25:07,780 --> 04:25:08,300
And into...

6656
04:25:08,960 --> 04:25:10,160
Dimension X.

6657
04:25:10,820 --> 04:25:12,120
And that was a missed shot.

6658
04:25:12,660 --> 04:25:14,180
And that was a lovely...

6659
04:25:14,180 --> 04:25:15,880
Lovely, lovely piece of pudding.

6660
04:25:16,500 --> 04:25:18,020
If we had the cream play...

6661
04:25:18,020 --> 04:25:18,940
We could fucking see it.

6662
04:25:18,960 --> 04:25:19,460
Let's have a look.

6663
04:25:19,560 --> 04:25:20,600
See, do we have the cream play?

6664
04:25:20,600 --> 04:25:33,280
oh no we don't bye

6665
04:25:33,280 --> 04:25:44,300
fortunately we don't have it there it was just

6666
04:25:44,300 --> 04:25:48,320
Gary Devil with a black screen and that's crazy Tom

6667
04:25:48,320 --> 04:25:49,600
what went wrong there

6668
04:25:49,600 --> 04:25:53,960
what went wrong I don't know I mean

6669
04:25:53,960 --> 04:25:58,580
range thank you very much for the tip there

6670
04:25:58,580 --> 04:26:02,720
I don't know what went wrong but I tell you there's nothing wrong here

6671
04:26:02,720 --> 04:26:06,640
there's nothing wrong there with the situation we're faced with right now

6672
04:26:06,640 --> 04:26:10,420
there's everything right there is everything right about it

6673
04:26:10,420 --> 04:26:16,340
it's great that you're remaining professional in the face of the

6674
04:26:16,340 --> 04:26:18,600
situation that we have there as well you're not

6675
04:26:18,600 --> 04:26:25,900
offending anyone or saying anything wrong and we've got a lovely situation ahead of ourselves right now as well

6676
04:26:25,900 --> 04:26:33,200
we do indeed whether or not you can lacerate these cunts with a touch of snipe

6677
04:26:33,200 --> 04:26:49,120
that's nice he took one to the leg took an arrow to the knee and that's him gone beautiful oh he's still alive he's still alive and that you've got no fucking thing left you need to use the punisher best luck with you're going to have to use the punisher

6678
04:26:49,120 --> 04:26:56,420
you're going to have to dodge these fucking arrows

6679
04:26:56,420 --> 04:27:03,720
you're doing it you're doing business

6680
04:27:03,720 --> 04:27:11,020
get him

6681
04:27:11,020 --> 04:27:18,320
fuck yeah put him to sleep

6682
04:27:18,320 --> 04:27:25,620
thanks Tom it was really really nasty it was like being on a shooting range

6683
04:27:25,620 --> 04:27:32,920
with all the wrong weaponry i didn't have any fucking scopage just pure guile

6684
04:27:32,920 --> 04:27:40,220
a lovely quip there from the absolutely gorgeous

6685
04:27:40,220 --> 04:27:47,520
and that's not what we're here for

6686
04:27:47,520 --> 04:27:49,520
and that's not what we're here to do

6687
04:27:49,520 --> 04:27:58,820
what about guile

6688
04:27:58,820 --> 04:28:11,820
what about guile

6689
04:28:11,820 --> 04:28:18,120
what about guile that's not doing it let's talk about aether again

6690
04:28:18,120 --> 04:28:26,120
and that's the game saved

6691
04:28:26,120 --> 04:28:34,120
and we can hopefully get something off this guy check out what he's got selling that velvet blue i said i'd do that in the end

6692
04:28:34,120 --> 04:28:43,520
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you can do it anything nice for us though no maybe that

6693
04:28:43,520 --> 04:28:49,220
bang better to be over prepared maybe trade you for some more gunpowder if you've got it no

6694
04:28:49,220 --> 04:28:51,920
this guy has nothing you have nothing

6695
04:28:51,920 --> 04:28:55,360
you keep a lookout for shite

6696
04:28:55,360 --> 04:29:00,200
save it again in case i get fucking brought back to earth

6697
04:29:00,200 --> 04:29:02,900
by these laser boys

6698
04:29:02,900 --> 04:29:09,980
i just want to say thank you very much to you your lord jc who tipped in

6699
04:29:09,980 --> 04:29:13,860
it came through right in the middle of a tumultuous period of snipage

6700
04:29:13,860 --> 04:29:16,620
i didn't get time to look at the tip

6701
04:29:16,620 --> 04:29:19,660
but i have now i want to say thanks very much for it

6702
04:29:19,660 --> 04:29:23,720
he said francis can you tell brendan rogers that he's useless

6703
04:29:23,720 --> 04:29:25,340
and if he doesn't win the league

6704
04:29:25,340 --> 04:29:28,580
he'll be getting a visit from the mystic knights on a crusade

6705
04:29:28,580 --> 04:29:32,280
well i hope against hope that uh

6706
04:29:32,280 --> 04:29:34,900
he does fucking win the league

6707
04:29:34,900 --> 04:29:38,280
and yeah brendan rogers please please please do that

6708
04:29:38,280 --> 04:29:40,160
i want to say thanks very much to your lord

6709
04:29:40,160 --> 04:29:41,560
jc for the tip

6710
04:29:41,560 --> 04:29:43,220
as i remove my bluetooth

6711
04:29:43,220 --> 04:29:46,200
scratch a part of the skull

6712
04:29:46,200 --> 04:29:48,240
that was hidden away

6713
04:29:48,240 --> 04:29:51,480
behind the soft luxurious cushions

6714
04:29:51,480 --> 04:29:56,160
Tom?

6715
04:29:56,160 --> 04:29:57,160
Tom?

6716
04:29:57,160 --> 04:29:58,160
Tom?

6717
04:29:58,160 --> 04:30:27,140
They look like they're great headphones, they look soft and nice but they look, unfortunately, what you get with nice and luxurious feeling, you lack in terms of latency and speed. So, it's a tight one isn't it? Because you'd love to be wireless, you really would be able to walk around and do everything you want like you're doing. But, it'd be nice to have the exact sound that's hitting the screen, hitting your ears at the same time and that's just so unsanitary.

6718
04:30:27,140 --> 04:30:29,960
What's not available? What's not?

6719
04:30:29,960 --> 04:30:39,760
apparently bluetooth mark 5 is out and out there now but i don't have a bluetooth mark 5 receiver

6720
04:30:39,760 --> 04:30:46,320
these headphones are bluetooth mark 5 either and that all rhymed receiver and either lll loads of

6721
04:30:46,320 --> 04:30:53,240
mystic nights thank you very much for the tip there let's just combine these herbs into one

6722
04:30:53,240 --> 04:31:01,060
sensual vile crystal unit and then craft a few lovecraftian rifle bullets as well just to make

6723
04:31:01,060 --> 04:31:09,080
us feel the dream okay nothing too heavy nothing too hectic just a little bit of dream feel

6724
04:31:09,080 --> 04:31:22,220
this is a great scenario here because we can lay siege to electro lux over here there's a passing

6725
04:31:22,220 --> 04:31:30,760
resemblance to fat man from metal gear salad 2 sons of liberty and i tell you this i looked at the

6726
04:31:30,760 --> 04:31:37,580
documentary of the making of sons of liberty which you get on a dvd when you buy the original game back

6727
04:31:37,580 --> 04:32:05,580
and uh... one no two and uh you got a dvd with it the making of and uh apparently no word of a lie now this guy fat man was meant to be called china man that was the guy that the the idea of the character they come up with actually not fat man sorry the guy who is the the flamenco dancer

6728
04:32:05,580 --> 04:32:14,120
was meant to be a character called china man who could move around at pace and uh your man hideo kojima kept on saying

6729
04:32:14,120 --> 04:32:22,660
saying china man and it was i wonder whether or not they had to change it in the end because it was racist

6730
04:32:22,660 --> 04:32:31,200
and so they changed it and so they changed it and so they changed it to a spanish fella who was a flamenco dancer but apparently then the guy who based he based that character

6731
04:32:31,200 --> 04:32:33,360
of the vamp, the flamenco

6732
04:32:33,360 --> 04:32:35,580
dancer, on a real life flamenco

6733
04:32:35,580 --> 04:32:35,980
dancer

6734
04:32:35,980 --> 04:32:39,600
who danced around with his top off.

6735
04:32:41,420 --> 04:32:43,320
It was strange and unusual.

6736
04:32:44,780 --> 04:32:45,400
I don't think how

6737
04:32:45,400 --> 04:32:46,560
the fuck I get up there now.

6738
04:32:47,360 --> 04:32:49,300
Oh yeah, use my

6739
04:32:49,300 --> 04:32:49,880
hook shot.

6740
04:32:52,080 --> 04:32:53,440
Yeah, I'll show you.

6741
04:32:54,180 --> 04:32:55,200
Might watch the video

6742
04:32:55,200 --> 04:32:56,580
because he keeps on saying it.

6743
04:32:58,860 --> 04:32:59,540
Which is

6744
04:32:59,540 --> 04:33:02,640
mildly amusing in its ignorance.

6745
04:33:10,320 --> 04:33:11,480
But I wonder

6746
04:33:11,480 --> 04:33:13,240
if there's kind of

6747
04:33:13,240 --> 04:33:17,400
I wonder if there's sound with that in Japan.

6748
04:33:17,780 --> 04:33:18,680
You know? Whereas

6749
04:33:18,680 --> 04:33:21,360
it wouldn't be sound to say that over here.

6750
04:33:21,740 --> 04:33:22,940
Thank you very much, Thomas.

6751
04:33:23,800 --> 04:33:25,580
Or Mr. Huxtable for the tip.

6752
04:33:25,660 --> 04:33:26,380
I'm on fire!

6753
04:33:27,980 --> 04:33:29,840
I'm on fucking fire, Huxtable.

6754
04:33:35,080 --> 04:33:36,120
But I tell you

6755
04:33:36,120 --> 04:33:37,420
what was...

6756
04:33:37,420 --> 04:33:39,780
Is it okay to laugh at that Kanye video?

6757
04:33:40,000 --> 04:33:40,940
Because every time

6758
04:33:40,940 --> 04:33:43,980
one comes out

6759
04:33:43,980 --> 04:33:45,320
it's like people are going

6760
04:33:45,320 --> 04:33:47,140
oh man, this is someone having an episode.

6761
04:33:47,280 --> 04:33:48,060
You can't do that.

6762
04:33:48,560 --> 04:33:49,040
But I mean,

6763
04:33:49,540 --> 04:33:52,040
he's been having an episode for years now.

6764
04:33:52,740 --> 04:33:54,520
So when's the jig gonna be up?

6765
04:33:54,640 --> 04:33:54,920
Because

6766
04:33:54,920 --> 04:33:56,000
you know, it's...

6767
04:33:57,640 --> 04:33:59,320
Something needs to be done

6768
04:33:59,320 --> 04:34:00,160
if that's the case.

6769
04:34:02,380 --> 04:34:02,780
Tom?

6770
04:34:04,220 --> 04:34:06,120
I'm not privy to any information

6771
04:34:06,120 --> 04:34:06,820
on what you're on about.

6772
04:34:06,880 --> 04:34:07,780
I don't know what the fuck you're on about.

6773
04:34:08,420 --> 04:34:08,980
The video?

6774
04:34:09,440 --> 04:34:10,560
Fucking Kanye West

6775
04:34:10,560 --> 04:34:11,480
saying this and that

6776
04:34:11,480 --> 04:34:12,860
and all the bad words.

6777
04:34:13,460 --> 04:34:14,140
We can't repeat.

6778
04:34:15,460 --> 04:34:16,660
Was there another one, was there?

6779
04:34:18,520 --> 04:34:19,540
Yeah, there was, but

6780
04:34:19,540 --> 04:34:21,320
it's like...

6781
04:34:21,320 --> 04:34:22,720
I don't know whether or not...

6782
04:34:22,720 --> 04:34:23,580
Is he alright?

6783
04:34:23,880 --> 04:34:24,900
Or what's the story?

6784
04:34:27,320 --> 04:34:28,740
I have no idea whatsoever.

6785
04:34:28,900 --> 04:34:29,360
I'm not...

6786
04:34:29,360 --> 04:34:30,660
I don't listen to his music.

6787
04:34:32,420 --> 04:34:33,060
Thanks Tom.

6788
04:34:33,120 --> 04:34:35,120
It's great to have your fucking advice on board.

6789
04:34:35,740 --> 04:34:36,920
We have a herb in the chamber.

6790
04:34:37,160 --> 04:34:38,300
We have nothing left

6791
04:34:38,300 --> 04:34:39,540
in the fucking Punisher.

6792
04:34:40,020 --> 04:34:40,960
We're opting

6793
04:34:40,960 --> 04:34:43,580
to take care of business

6794
04:34:43,580 --> 04:34:45,200
with the striker.

6795
04:34:45,280 --> 04:34:46,580
Now that's a...

6796
04:34:46,580 --> 04:34:47,360
bit of a curveball

6797
04:34:47,360 --> 04:34:48,880
because it doesn't have range

6798
04:34:48,880 --> 04:34:50,820
but it does have a great spread

6799
04:34:50,820 --> 04:34:52,660
at an immediate distance.

6800
04:34:53,420 --> 04:34:54,260
Oh, look at this.

6801
04:34:55,120 --> 04:34:55,880
Spread bet.

6802
04:34:55,880 --> 04:34:58,620
Fucking spread bet.

6803
04:34:59,600 --> 04:35:01,040
Let's get this going as well.

6804
04:35:01,100 --> 04:35:01,460
Now look.

6805
04:35:04,300 --> 04:35:05,960
Are you not dead yet?

6806
04:35:08,180 --> 04:35:09,580
Oh fucking someone...

6807
04:35:09,580 --> 04:35:10,820
Oh my goodness.

6808
04:35:11,380 --> 04:35:12,140
Oh my god.

6809
04:35:15,380 --> 04:35:16,940
Fucking Zanussi over there.

6810
04:35:19,220 --> 04:35:20,520
Zanussi better have dropped

6811
04:35:20,520 --> 04:35:22,120
a herb or something

6812
04:35:22,120 --> 04:35:23,940
because we're going...

6813
04:35:23,940 --> 04:35:25,340
We're going nowhere.

6814
04:35:25,340 --> 04:35:28,760
Ada's fucking limping around.

6815
04:35:29,240 --> 04:35:29,880
Limp biscuit.

6816
04:35:36,640 --> 04:35:38,460
But I thought it was interesting

6817
04:35:38,460 --> 04:35:39,680
the way Kanye West

6818
04:35:39,680 --> 04:35:41,560
was draped in a fucking...

6819
04:35:41,560 --> 04:35:44,560
Albanian flag.

6820
04:35:44,780 --> 04:35:45,740
What's the story there?

6821
04:35:47,340 --> 04:35:49,380
Are the Albanians involved

6822
04:35:49,380 --> 04:35:50,140
in his mind...

6823
04:35:50,140 --> 04:35:51,140
Mind...

6824
04:35:51,140 --> 04:35:52,140
Mind...

6825
04:35:52,920 --> 04:35:53,140
Warp.

6826
04:35:54,220 --> 04:35:55,260
Did they have something

6827
04:35:55,260 --> 04:35:56,140
to do with it or...?

6828
04:35:58,640 --> 04:36:00,100
If there are any

6829
04:36:00,100 --> 04:36:01,240
Albistanis out there

6830
04:36:01,240 --> 04:36:02,900
let us know

6831
04:36:02,900 --> 04:36:04,860
because we are dying

6832
04:36:04,860 --> 04:36:05,960
to find out.

6833
04:36:07,720 --> 04:36:09,340
Here we have a situation

6834
04:36:09,340 --> 04:36:10,500
where we have no

6835
04:36:10,500 --> 04:36:12,500
immediate health benefits

6836
04:36:12,500 --> 04:36:15,740
with which to be able

6837
04:36:15,740 --> 04:36:16,260
to fucking

6838
04:36:16,260 --> 04:36:17,400
sort ourselves out.

6839
04:36:17,640 --> 04:36:18,460
What we can do

6840
04:36:18,460 --> 04:36:20,060
hopefully is

6841
04:36:20,060 --> 04:36:21,280
move around...

6842
04:36:21,280 --> 04:36:22,360
No, I have to go around here.

6843
04:36:23,320 --> 04:36:24,140
This is a...

6844
04:36:24,140 --> 04:36:25,520
This is a bad situation.

6845
04:36:28,060 --> 04:36:29,360
How are we going to get out of this?

6846
04:36:34,020 --> 04:36:35,840
This is a fucking terrible situation.

6847
04:36:40,920 --> 04:36:42,320
All we can do is

6848
04:36:42,320 --> 04:36:43,940
craft as many fucking

6849
04:36:43,940 --> 04:36:44,680
handgun bullets

6850
04:36:44,680 --> 04:36:45,340
and hopefully

6851
04:36:45,340 --> 04:36:46,220
the grenades

6852
04:36:46,220 --> 04:36:47,660
and those handgun bullets

6853
04:36:47,660 --> 04:36:48,920
will do us

6854
04:36:48,920 --> 04:36:50,020
all we need

6855
04:36:50,020 --> 04:36:51,020
when we need it.

6856
04:36:54,320 --> 04:36:55,580
Let's just have a little look here.

6857
04:36:55,720 --> 04:36:56,360
Sláinte care.

6858
04:36:57,660 --> 04:36:58,640
Albania strank.

6859
04:36:59,020 --> 04:36:59,420
World.

6860
04:36:59,700 --> 04:37:00,780
Albanian mind warp.

6861
04:37:01,280 --> 04:37:02,040
Not when he wore

6862
04:37:02,040 --> 04:37:03,020
another Albanian thing

6863
04:37:03,020 --> 04:37:03,880
with vultures on it

6864
04:37:03,880 --> 04:37:04,400
which apparently

6865
04:37:04,400 --> 04:37:05,280
is next album.

6866
04:37:07,780 --> 04:37:08,820
Okay, great stuff.

6867
04:37:09,340 --> 04:37:10,880
Street Fighter animated movie

6868
04:37:10,880 --> 04:37:11,540
is incredible

6869
04:37:11,540 --> 04:37:12,440
in my opinion.

6870
04:37:12,600 --> 04:37:13,640
I'll watch it ten times

6871
04:37:13,640 --> 04:37:14,600
says Seamos.

6872
04:37:15,040 --> 04:37:15,400
Right.

6873
04:37:15,940 --> 04:37:16,700
Don't see how that's

6874
04:37:16,700 --> 04:37:17,660
going to fucking affect

6875
04:37:17,660 --> 04:37:18,320
the situation

6876
04:37:18,320 --> 04:37:18,960
where I don't have

6877
04:37:18,960 --> 04:37:19,700
any herbs all,

6878
04:37:19,740 --> 04:37:19,920
you know?

6879
04:37:21,480 --> 04:37:22,240
But I mean,

6880
04:37:22,340 --> 04:37:24,100
I might give it a lash.

6881
04:37:24,240 --> 04:37:24,880
I don't think

6882
04:37:24,880 --> 04:37:25,800
I will watch Street Fighter.

6883
04:37:25,880 --> 04:37:26,720
Especially not now

6884
04:37:26,720 --> 04:37:27,780
in the middle of all this.

6885
04:37:28,620 --> 04:37:29,440
Thanks very much.

6886
04:37:35,360 --> 04:37:36,520
We're about to face

6887
04:37:36,520 --> 04:37:38,160
a deluge of scum cunts.

6888
04:37:43,160 --> 04:37:43,600
Fuck.

6889
04:37:45,420 --> 04:37:45,860
Okay.

6890
04:37:46,660 --> 04:37:47,380
If he manages

6891
04:37:47,380 --> 04:37:48,660
to get us from there

6892
04:37:48,660 --> 04:37:49,200
or wherever...

6893
04:37:49,200 --> 04:37:49,720
Oh, fuck.

6894
04:37:51,880 --> 04:37:52,500
We're going to have to

6895
04:37:52,500 --> 04:37:53,320
grenade along them.

6896
04:37:54,160 --> 04:38:00,740
It will lure them...

6897
04:38:00,740 --> 04:38:01,660
We'll go up the stairs

6898
04:38:01,660 --> 04:38:02,760
and then run away.

6899
04:38:07,960 --> 04:38:09,340
See how she's so slow

6900
04:38:09,340 --> 04:38:09,720
though, look.

6901
04:38:12,100 --> 04:38:12,900
It's going to really

6902
04:38:12,900 --> 04:38:13,900
fucking piss me off

6903
04:38:13,900 --> 04:38:14,820
when we have to do this again.

6904
04:38:23,120 --> 04:38:23,520
Fuck.

6905
04:38:23,520 --> 04:38:23,520
Fuck.

6906
04:38:29,700 --> 04:38:30,760
And then we'll go for

6907
04:38:30,760 --> 04:38:31,720
another grenade then

6908
04:38:31,720 --> 04:38:32,160
as well.

6909
04:38:34,300 --> 04:38:34,740
Maybe.

6910
04:38:35,000 --> 04:38:35,480
Possibly.

6911
04:38:36,200 --> 04:38:36,760
Definitely.

6912
04:38:36,760 --> 04:38:36,800
Definitely.

6913
04:38:36,800 --> 04:38:38,000
No.

6914
04:38:45,700 --> 04:38:46,340
Fuck off.

6915
04:38:47,340 --> 04:38:50,980
You for your glorious Burke.

6916
04:38:50,980 --> 04:38:52,180
Thank you very much.

6917
04:38:52,180 --> 04:38:52,180
Thank you very much.

6918
04:38:52,180 --> 04:38:52,860
Enoch Burke.

6919
04:38:53,060 --> 04:38:54,240
Giving us a lovely tip

6920
04:38:54,240 --> 04:38:54,820
from prison.

6921
04:38:55,280 --> 04:38:56,200
Beautiful stuff.

6922
04:38:56,540 --> 04:38:57,300
How do you do it?

6923
04:38:57,440 --> 04:38:58,980
Do they let you have phones in there?

6924
04:38:59,280 --> 04:38:59,920
They probably do.

6925
04:39:00,380 --> 04:39:01,680
Heard you can get phones in prison.

6926
04:39:02,480 --> 04:39:04,040
If you pay 800 euro,

6927
04:39:04,320 --> 04:39:06,280
some lad will smuggle a phone

6928
04:39:06,280 --> 04:39:07,140
into prison,

6929
04:39:07,380 --> 04:39:08,200
up his arse,

6930
04:39:08,340 --> 04:39:09,400
and then you can use it.

6931
04:39:09,860 --> 04:39:11,540
I'd definitely give it a wet wipe down

6932
04:39:11,540 --> 04:39:11,760
though,

6933
04:39:12,060 --> 04:39:12,580
to be honest,

6934
04:39:12,620 --> 04:39:13,200
before I would.

6935
04:39:13,300 --> 04:39:14,760
I'd maybe even put it inside

6936
04:39:14,760 --> 04:39:15,600
a fucking thing,

6937
04:39:16,000 --> 04:39:16,180
well,

6938
04:39:16,320 --> 04:39:17,320
so that I never have to

6939
04:39:17,320 --> 04:39:18,080
touch the bits

6940
04:39:18,080 --> 04:39:19,300
that touch the man's arse.

6941
04:39:20,940 --> 04:39:22,260
That's for another day anyway.

6942
04:39:22,260 --> 04:39:23,660
Let's make sure we get

6943
04:39:23,660 --> 04:39:24,700
this fucking bit done

6944
04:39:24,700 --> 04:39:25,080
and dusted.

6945
04:39:25,260 --> 04:39:25,880
Thanks very much,

6946
04:39:25,980 --> 04:39:26,300
Enoch,

6947
04:39:26,420 --> 04:39:27,320
for the tip there.

6948
04:39:27,380 --> 04:39:27,840
Let's do it.

6949
04:39:32,400 --> 04:39:33,200
Oh yeah,

6950
04:39:33,340 --> 04:39:34,000
that was nice.

6951
04:39:34,660 --> 04:39:36,100
That was very Christmassy.

6952
04:39:39,180 --> 04:39:40,340
That was very Christ-

6953
04:39:40,340 --> 04:39:40,800
Oh no.

6954
04:39:41,380 --> 04:39:43,080
That's not Christmas at all.

6955
04:39:44,360 --> 04:39:46,020
That's fucking shite, man.

6956
04:39:50,800 --> 04:39:51,240
Lads,

6957
04:39:52,400 --> 04:39:54,100
bust out the fucking groulsh.

6958
04:39:54,540 --> 04:39:55,260
We did it,

6959
04:39:55,320 --> 04:39:56,420
and we did it with style.

6960
04:39:57,860 --> 04:39:59,060
I think that warrants

6961
04:39:59,060 --> 04:39:59,960
a groulsh, Tom.

6962
04:40:01,660 --> 04:40:02,880
I don't think you should

6963
04:40:02,880 --> 04:40:04,160
really be drinking on stream.

6964
04:40:04,460 --> 04:40:05,860
It sets a bad precedent

6965
04:40:05,860 --> 04:40:07,520
and also a bad example

6966
04:40:07,520 --> 04:40:08,560
for people watching.

6967
04:40:08,920 --> 04:40:10,140
It's almost as if you're

6968
04:40:10,140 --> 04:40:12,420
promoting alcoholic usage

6969
04:40:12,420 --> 04:40:13,120
of alcohol

6970
04:40:13,120 --> 04:40:14,660
in order to fucking get through

6971
04:40:14,660 --> 04:40:16,300
tough situations in life.

6972
04:40:17,580 --> 04:40:19,480
That's exactly what I'm doing, Tom.

6973
04:40:19,840 --> 04:40:20,900
Or what I'm going to be doing.

6974
04:40:21,540 --> 04:40:22,720
I think maybe the next bit.

6975
04:40:22,820 --> 04:40:23,680
Get through the next bit.

6976
04:40:24,100 --> 04:40:25,800
And then I'm hitting the groulsh.

6977
04:40:30,380 --> 04:40:31,620
I wonder if I had to combine

6978
04:40:31,620 --> 04:40:32,680
all those herbs,

6979
04:40:32,780 --> 04:40:33,420
would it have just done

6980
04:40:33,420 --> 04:40:35,200
the same job or more?

6981
04:40:36,820 --> 04:40:37,380
Fuck it.

6982
04:40:37,440 --> 04:40:38,080
It's done.

6983
04:40:38,620 --> 04:40:39,500
What's done is done

6984
04:40:39,500 --> 04:40:40,560
and can't be undone.

6985
04:40:41,100 --> 04:40:42,940
So said Lady Macbeth.

6986
04:40:43,560 --> 04:40:44,520
Back in the day.

6987
04:40:45,380 --> 04:40:45,860
Shakespeare.

6988
04:40:46,380 --> 04:41:06,700
Okay. Shakespeare's sister. Let's move, let's move, let's move. Got another fucking flaming mole. There's another lad throwing fucking accusations of petrol bomb at me.

6989
04:41:07,980 --> 04:41:19,280
Leveling accusations of petroleum bomb at me. They want to obliterate, they want me to die in flames. I ain't gonna give them the satisfaction about that.

6990
04:41:22,520 --> 04:41:37,180
What we can do, what I'm willing to do, is lure these guys down to the barrel. Oh, look at this. Barrel adjuster. Give him the barrel adjuster from afar.

6991
04:41:37,180 --> 04:41:56,080
That's nice. Not great. Not great either. Not the worst. Spot on. Death got dealt. Death got dealt. Tam?

6992
04:41:57,080 --> 04:42:04,160
I seen it. You did well. You took him out. You made him feel bad. You made him feel nothing at all.

6993
04:42:07,580 --> 04:42:13,520
Indeed, he felt nothing at all. He'll know nothing about that now because he's gone long gone silver, they called him.

6994
04:42:14,300 --> 04:42:23,220
I'd certainly made him walk the plank of his own ship of iniquity into a sea of eternal death.

6995
04:42:23,440 --> 04:42:26,160
Eternal life, maybe. Again, coming back to it.

6996
04:42:26,960 --> 04:42:33,500
Is heaven really there? Or is it a pile of old barmy bonkers bullshit?

6997
04:42:35,700 --> 04:42:39,700
Well, look, I don't want to upset anyone with the old barmy bonkers bullshit.

6998
04:42:39,960 --> 04:42:42,140
But, again, we don't really know.

6999
04:42:43,040 --> 04:42:45,100
We don't really know. We can only hope.

7000
04:42:46,200 --> 04:42:47,100
We can only hope.

7001
04:42:47,800 --> 04:42:57,080
I mean, in a way, you either depend on how you want to fucking go, whether it's into the ground or cremated,

7002
04:42:58,320 --> 04:43:03,060
you end up becoming another part of the world through atoms anyway.

7003
04:43:03,280 --> 04:43:05,020
Do you know? So you will live on.

7004
04:43:07,240 --> 04:43:11,080
Yeah, I know, but I'd rather live on as a fucking human.

7005
04:43:11,300 --> 04:43:12,000
Like, it's good crack.

7006
04:43:12,540 --> 04:43:16,420
Don't get me wrong, I imagine being a blade of grass or some air would be...

7007
04:43:16,420 --> 04:43:18,440
That would be cool as well, in a way, but...

7008
04:43:18,440 --> 04:43:20,260
It'd be shit, Tom. It'd be fucking shit.

7009
04:43:20,320 --> 04:43:22,200
You wouldn't be able to play games.

7010
04:43:22,780 --> 04:43:24,460
You wouldn't be able to scratch your hole.

7011
04:43:24,560 --> 04:43:25,820
You'd have no hole to scratch.

7012
04:43:26,180 --> 04:43:27,940
You wouldn't even be able to fucking drink.

7013
04:43:29,620 --> 04:43:32,620
I know, and that's what makes me depressed as well, thinking about it.

7014
04:43:32,620 --> 04:43:35,920
But look, let's just fucking hope against hope here.

7015
04:43:35,980 --> 04:43:39,780
Let's use the fucking faith, as Blue Sky says there in the chat.

7016
04:43:39,860 --> 04:43:43,720
Thanks very much, Blue Sky, for imparting the wisdom there.

7017
04:43:43,840 --> 04:43:48,440
But make sure as well you pick up all the items and collectibles back here if you can get to them.

7018
04:43:48,480 --> 04:43:50,040
I'm not sure if you've got to them all yet.

7019
04:43:53,160 --> 04:43:54,840
I think we got everything.

7020
04:43:54,900 --> 04:43:56,360
We got a gold ingot or something.

7021
04:43:58,320 --> 04:43:59,320
Proof of concept.

7022
04:43:59,320 --> 04:44:00,520
That's what I want to see.

7023
04:44:02,420 --> 04:44:03,620
No concept of fluff.

7024
04:44:03,700 --> 04:44:07,240
I've never seen a blade of grass throw a grenade a Wang.

7025
04:44:08,060 --> 04:44:10,600
Again, I've never seen a blade of grass do a speed run.

7026
04:44:10,740 --> 04:44:14,700
I've never seen a blade of grass switch on the fucking PC and start doing a stream.

7027
04:44:16,460 --> 04:44:21,300
And if you can't do that, what is there even fucking worth living for, Tom?

7028
04:44:23,780 --> 04:44:24,680
Not sure.

7029
04:44:24,680 --> 04:44:24,700
Not sure.

7030
04:44:24,920 --> 04:44:26,040
Not sure at all.

7031
04:44:26,160 --> 04:44:26,540
But look.

7032
04:44:27,640 --> 04:44:35,860
If anything, it's an indictment of our own ineptitude to enjoy and take seriously the reality that we have in front of us now.

7033
04:44:36,580 --> 04:44:36,980
If we can't...

7034
04:44:36,980 --> 04:44:36,980
If we can't...

7035
04:44:36,980 --> 04:44:38,960
You should have waited for that.

7036
04:44:39,060 --> 04:44:40,000
You should have fucking blessed it there.

7037
04:44:40,240 --> 04:44:45,360
If we can't enjoy the now, then what hope have we got for whatever lays in the future anyway?

7038
04:44:47,100 --> 04:44:48,120
Fucking hell, Tom.

7039
04:44:48,980 --> 04:44:49,520
Do you know what?

7040
04:44:49,740 --> 04:44:50,340
You just...

7041
04:44:50,340 --> 04:44:56,960
You come out with stuff that is just insanely so on the money and right that I can't believe you even exist.

7042
04:44:58,300 --> 04:44:59,040
Oh, fuck.

7043
04:45:00,940 --> 04:45:03,980
I don't want to get iniested right now after all this.

7044
04:45:04,800 --> 04:45:10,920
It's time to whip out Sammy Shotgun for a bit of fun and games with the lads around this town.

7045
04:45:12,480 --> 04:45:16,000
The town here is Balinavog.

7046
04:45:17,460 --> 04:45:18,820
Balinavog, you can't.

7047
04:45:19,700 --> 04:45:20,220
Oh, fuck.

7048
04:45:20,760 --> 04:45:21,460
I just...

7049
04:45:21,460 --> 04:45:22,860
I just used the...

7050
04:45:22,860 --> 04:45:25,700
The slingshot.

7051
04:45:25,760 --> 04:45:26,680
It didn't do anything.

7052
04:45:28,540 --> 04:45:29,180
Oh, no.

7053
04:45:29,180 --> 04:45:32,280
Fuck me.

7054
04:45:35,480 --> 04:45:36,300
Oh, my God.

7055
04:45:36,420 --> 04:45:37,280
If I get out of this...

7056
04:45:37,280 --> 04:45:38,780
And I got a hurt...

7057
04:45:38,780 --> 04:45:40,080
Oh, fuck me.

7058
04:45:40,220 --> 04:45:40,920
Pace, pace.

7059
04:45:43,160 --> 04:45:44,400
The pace is electric.

7060
04:45:44,700 --> 04:45:46,180
The gameplay is fucking savage.

7061
04:45:46,380 --> 04:45:47,740
Guinness are interested.

7062
04:45:48,120 --> 04:45:49,560
I'm ready for Guinness.

7063
04:45:52,820 --> 04:45:54,040
Nothing left in the chamber.

7064
04:45:54,260 --> 04:45:55,120
No items.

7065
04:45:55,840 --> 04:45:57,060
I have to reload a shotgun.

7066
04:45:57,440 --> 04:45:58,080
That's not great.

7067
04:45:58,080 --> 04:46:01,680
I can lovecraft a few of these.

7068
04:46:06,780 --> 04:46:10,500
Iniesters are coming towards us at Pace-tronics.

7069
04:46:11,140 --> 04:46:13,360
Courtesy of Quib LLC.

7070
04:46:14,540 --> 04:46:15,140
Dominion.

7071
04:46:17,620 --> 04:46:20,960
I'm gonna have to go back to fucking Merchant Magoo.

7072
04:46:22,220 --> 04:46:23,720
Did he just say some...

7073
04:46:24,480 --> 04:46:24,860
I don't know.

7074
04:46:25,000 --> 04:46:25,700
I'm not gonna say it.

7075
04:46:26,340 --> 04:46:37,560
I'll go back to Merchant Magoo and sort myself out with a few fucking Pace-tronical items that'll ensure and enshrine our place in the Wrecker box.

7076
04:46:37,800 --> 04:46:41,040
No, you don't.

7077
04:46:41,140 --> 04:46:44,320
You don't have anything on sale that I need, man.

7078
04:46:44,760 --> 04:46:46,720
Such fucking lies, you spinnin'.

7079
04:46:46,720 --> 04:46:47,160
Oh, boy.

7080
04:46:47,380 --> 04:46:48,900
A deal well struck.

7081
04:46:49,080 --> 04:46:49,820
Can I buy shells?

7082
04:46:49,900 --> 04:46:50,120
Can I?

7083
04:46:50,200 --> 04:46:50,320
No.

7084
04:46:50,880 --> 04:46:51,600
I'm selling that.

7085
04:46:53,360 --> 04:46:53,800
Stock.

7086
04:46:53,900 --> 04:46:54,640
No resources.

7087
04:46:55,040 --> 04:46:57,480
No use to me when I haven't got any gunpowder.

7088
04:46:57,480 --> 04:46:58,140
You can.

7089
04:46:58,500 --> 04:47:00,140
Wise choice.

7090
04:47:10,540 --> 04:47:11,240
Flood me.

7091
04:47:12,160 --> 04:47:15,420
I just was gonna say flood what's a crack, but...

7092
04:47:15,420 --> 04:47:21,900
I think flood me is the fastest way of getting what I need information-wise.

7093
04:47:23,720 --> 04:47:24,620
Save two.

7094
04:47:24,820 --> 04:47:25,000
Yeah.

7095
04:47:25,140 --> 04:47:27,120
Holding out for Gralt's World Better Times.

7096
04:47:27,560 --> 04:47:27,820
Good.

7097
04:47:27,900 --> 04:47:28,060
Sorry.

7098
04:47:28,140 --> 04:47:28,700
Someone else.

7099
04:47:29,000 --> 04:47:32,000
Covemeister has the same colour as Flood in the chat that I was reading.

7100
04:47:32,080 --> 04:47:32,520
Covemeister.

7101
04:47:32,660 --> 04:47:34,220
Save so you don't need to start again.

7102
04:47:35,060 --> 04:47:36,540
You're gonna tell more lies, are ya?

7103
04:47:37,200 --> 04:47:39,460
Don't obsess with me all the time.

7104
04:47:40,620 --> 04:47:41,700
Dara Dermody.

7105
04:47:41,920 --> 04:47:43,360
How the hell are ya?

7106
04:47:43,820 --> 04:47:45,400
Thank you very much for the tip there.

7107
04:47:45,860 --> 04:47:46,620
Aram Flood.

7108
04:47:47,140 --> 04:47:49,320
Get gunpowder by trading spinals.

7109
04:47:49,480 --> 04:47:51,040
I traded all my spinals.

7110
04:47:51,120 --> 04:47:52,740
You might have missed it earlier on.

7111
04:47:52,820 --> 04:47:53,560
I traded them all.

7112
04:47:53,800 --> 04:47:56,120
He traded all his gunpowder, should I say.

7113
04:47:56,680 --> 04:47:58,040
Look, he's got no more gun.

7114
04:47:58,040 --> 04:47:59,220
powder left to give.

7115
04:48:02,800 --> 04:48:03,280
Covemeister.

7116
04:48:04,000 --> 04:48:06,260
It's not Covemeister. It's Covemeister.

7117
04:48:06,440 --> 04:48:06,540
Okay.

7118
04:48:07,580 --> 04:48:09,300
Okay. It's Covemeister.

7119
04:48:09,380 --> 04:48:11,580
Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha.

7120
04:48:12,580 --> 04:48:13,840
I love some chill out

7121
04:48:13,840 --> 04:48:16,080
quib vibes right now. All the best.

7122
04:48:16,400 --> 04:48:16,920
Okay.

7123
04:48:18,920 --> 04:48:19,600
It's okay.

7124
04:48:19,600 --> 04:48:21,600
Anything else I can help you with?

7125
04:48:22,200 --> 04:48:24,060
I mean, you could help me.

7126
04:48:24,460 --> 04:48:25,360
You've got no

7127
04:48:25,360 --> 04:48:27,120
stuff.

7128
04:48:27,120 --> 04:48:29,920
This. Bye.

7129
04:48:34,400 --> 04:48:38,160
Maybe I've got some guns in the press

7130
04:48:38,160 --> 04:48:40,320
that have bullets inside them.

7131
04:48:45,200 --> 04:48:47,000
I have a blast crossbow.

7132
04:48:47,000 --> 04:48:49,600
I have a red 9.

7133
04:48:49,600 --> 04:48:56,880
Uh...

7134
04:48:56,880 --> 04:48:58,680
For Noah.

7135
04:49:00,720 --> 04:49:01,240
Noah.

7136
04:49:02,960 --> 04:49:03,480
Noah.

7137
04:49:05,520 --> 04:49:06,040
Noah.

7138
04:49:08,180 --> 04:49:08,700
Noah.

7139
04:49:08,880 --> 04:49:11,280
Thank you very much. I'm running out of ideas

7140
04:49:11,280 --> 04:49:12,220
with which to celebrate...

7141
04:49:12,220 --> 04:49:13,640
how to celebrate those tips.

7142
04:49:13,760 --> 04:49:14,680
So I'm sorry, Noah.

7143
04:49:14,820 --> 04:49:16,220
Hopefully that's sufficed.

7144
04:49:16,800 --> 04:49:18,020
If even that is a word.

7145
04:49:19,280 --> 04:49:19,600
Uh...

7146
04:49:19,600 --> 04:49:21,120
Shout out to Sebi the cat

7147
04:49:21,120 --> 04:49:22,800
who keeps climbing on our Christmas tree,

7148
04:49:22,880 --> 04:49:23,380
says Dara.

7149
04:49:23,600 --> 04:49:25,600
Get down, you fucking cat, you.

7150
04:49:26,480 --> 04:49:27,700
Noah, thank you very much.

7151
04:49:27,820 --> 04:49:28,760
You had no message.

7152
04:49:28,840 --> 04:49:29,780
Just a beautiful tip.

7153
04:49:29,840 --> 04:49:30,560
Thank you very much.

7154
04:49:31,240 --> 04:49:32,520
It's very, very nice of you.

7155
04:49:32,640 --> 04:49:37,080
And Mr. Hooks will marry Xmas holidays to yourself and sluggy uncle.

7156
04:49:38,800 --> 04:49:39,860
Thank you very much, let's.

7157
04:49:40,820 --> 04:49:41,880
Dara Darmody, Noah.

7158
04:49:42,380 --> 04:49:42,900
Hooks-table.

7159
04:49:43,260 --> 04:49:44,020
Thank you very much.

7160
04:49:44,100 --> 04:49:44,980
Very, very kind of you.

7161
04:49:45,020 --> 04:49:46,780
I think you should save the game, actually, Francis.

7162
04:49:50,100 --> 04:49:54,340
Jesus Christ, the Lord, the life of Savior.

7163
04:49:55,220 --> 04:49:56,720
Jesus Christ.

7164
04:49:58,260 --> 04:49:59,400
Nintendo Game Boy.

7165
04:50:00,360 --> 04:50:01,600
Don't you have a life?

7166
04:50:03,720 --> 04:50:04,560
Okay, let's...

7167
04:50:04,560 --> 04:50:05,640
Let's roll here.

7168
04:50:07,260 --> 04:50:08,140
Anaconda G.

7169
04:50:10,140 --> 04:50:12,100
Thank you very much, Riddick Hip.

7170
04:50:12,800 --> 04:50:16,060
Just want to think about this before we go headlong

7171
04:50:16,060 --> 04:50:18,160
into a fucking maelstrom of pain.

7172
04:50:18,820 --> 04:50:21,640
And these guys have not the nows or foreknowledge

7173
04:50:21,640 --> 04:50:24,240
with which to chase us down here.

7174
04:50:25,140 --> 04:50:31,560
As Ada Wong seductively vaults over a piece of concrete

7175
04:50:31,560 --> 04:50:36,200
and lands down in the mud, in those hills.

7176
04:50:37,100 --> 04:50:38,540
It's a crazy bit of business, Tom.

7177
04:50:39,880 --> 04:50:42,220
Really is a crazy, crazy world.

7178
04:50:43,120 --> 04:50:43,820
Crazy world.

7179
04:50:44,820 --> 04:50:45,840
Fair play to her.

7180
04:50:46,740 --> 04:50:47,540
She can do it.

7181
04:50:47,540 --> 04:50:49,620
She can really, really do it.

7182
04:50:51,220 --> 04:50:51,840
It's great.

7183
04:50:52,000 --> 04:50:52,940
It's great to see.

7184
04:50:53,100 --> 04:50:54,040
It's great to hear about.

7185
04:50:54,260 --> 04:50:56,180
And it's great to know about as well.

7186
04:50:57,400 --> 04:50:57,880
Now.

7187
04:50:59,000 --> 04:51:00,620
Less chatting.

7188
04:51:01,200 --> 04:51:03,140
More fucking flattening.

7189
04:51:04,580 --> 04:51:05,700
Sounds heavy enough.

7190
04:51:06,240 --> 04:51:08,160
Sounds like there's a heavy mover around.

7191
04:51:09,540 --> 04:51:13,880
Time to get out old Red 9, who I believe has been maxed to the gills.

7192
04:51:20,680 --> 04:51:21,420
Oh, fuck.

7193
04:51:30,100 --> 04:51:31,000
Fuck me, man.

7194
04:51:31,820 --> 04:51:33,020
It's a fucking joke.

7195
04:51:33,260 --> 04:51:35,680
I mean, none of these cunts are going to go down.

7196
04:51:37,520 --> 04:51:39,900
I mean, he is, but none of the other fuckers are.

7197
04:51:39,960 --> 04:51:41,080
And now I'm going to be trapped.

7198
04:51:41,540 --> 04:51:43,360
I'm going to be up Slack Alley when I get up there.

7199
04:51:44,360 --> 04:51:45,520
All I've got is a shotgun.

7200
04:51:45,660 --> 04:51:49,460
I'm going to have to use, utilize these massive barrels.

7201
04:51:51,660 --> 04:51:54,900
See if there's any gunpowder at all worth fucking crafting.

7202
04:51:55,620 --> 04:51:56,340
This is it.

7203
04:51:57,840 --> 04:51:59,600
Just in the nick of time.

7204
04:52:00,500 --> 04:52:01,620
COVID-19.

7205
04:52:01,680 --> 04:52:02,360
COVID-19.

7206
04:52:03,000 --> 04:52:04,920
Kovmeister, thanks very much for the tip there.

7207
04:52:05,040 --> 04:52:09,020
Tommy, a recommendation for a calendar to buy for 2024.

7208
04:52:10,880 --> 04:52:13,360
Yes, I just got my hands on one the other day.

7209
04:52:13,540 --> 04:52:15,000
It's Buses of the Orient.

7210
04:52:15,480 --> 04:52:19,800
A collective of bus enthusiasts from out Asia way

7211
04:52:19,800 --> 04:52:23,820
have compiled some of the most beautiful, stunning photography

7212
04:52:23,820 --> 04:52:27,980
of Asian buses out there in Asia.

7213
04:52:28,600 --> 04:52:30,100
And I have that on my wall.

7214
04:52:30,100 --> 04:52:31,380
And I look at it every day.

7215
04:52:31,620 --> 04:52:33,460
And it's not even 2024 yet.

7216
04:52:33,600 --> 04:52:37,780
I'm just dying to get to January 1st

7217
04:52:37,780 --> 04:52:41,340
so I can see a lovely piece of Chinese bus work.

7218
04:52:42,280 --> 04:52:43,680
And there's other countries as well.

7219
04:52:43,700 --> 04:52:44,380
Not just China.

7220
04:52:44,540 --> 04:52:47,340
Although China does dominate the calendar itself.

7221
04:52:47,620 --> 04:52:49,560
You've got Singapore buses.

7222
04:52:49,840 --> 04:52:51,060
You've got ones from Tokyo.

7223
04:52:52,220 --> 04:52:53,960
You have Last Bus to Paradise,

7224
04:52:54,240 --> 04:52:55,900
which was made out in fucking Thailand

7225
04:52:55,900 --> 04:53:00,080
to bring mainly drug tourists and sex tourists

7226
04:53:00,080 --> 04:53:04,140
to and from different areas where they can fucking buy their stuff.

7227
04:53:04,980 --> 04:53:06,140
And what else?

7228
04:53:06,240 --> 04:53:07,880
There's a magic mystery bus.

7229
04:53:08,100 --> 04:53:10,100
We don't actually know what country that's in.

7230
04:53:10,580 --> 04:53:12,220
But it does look like it's in Asia.

7231
04:53:12,720 --> 04:53:13,920
Thanks very much, Gridrain.

7232
04:53:14,600 --> 04:53:26,680
Do I need a million bucks to buy the unlimited launcher?

7233
04:53:26,680 --> 04:53:28,800
Because if we don't,

7234
04:53:29,280 --> 04:53:30,880
if I've got enough money for it,

7235
04:53:31,260 --> 04:53:32,140
I'm getting it now,

7236
04:53:32,360 --> 04:53:33,620
and we're seeing out the night

7237
04:53:33,620 --> 04:53:36,740
with rocket launchers and Grolsch.

7238
04:53:39,120 --> 04:53:42,720
I'm waiting on the chat box to give me

7239
04:53:42,720 --> 04:53:45,040
the best news of my life.

7240
04:53:49,140 --> 04:53:50,900
Sell your gun, says Simos.

7241
04:53:51,700 --> 04:53:53,880
Is it a good idea to go by the...

7242
04:53:53,880 --> 04:53:54,100
Okay.

7243
04:53:54,520 --> 04:53:54,680
Yeah.

7244
04:53:55,260 --> 04:53:55,600
Fuck it.

7245
04:53:55,620 --> 04:53:56,080
Let's do it.

7246
04:53:56,760 --> 04:53:57,480
First off,

7247
04:53:57,560 --> 04:53:59,020
we just need to do one more

7248
04:53:59,020 --> 04:54:01,060
little piece of pudding here.

7249
04:54:03,060 --> 04:54:03,420
Fuck.

7250
04:54:12,300 --> 04:54:13,480
Oh, fuck you.

7251
04:54:14,200 --> 04:54:15,120
Sorry about that.

7252
04:54:19,440 --> 04:54:20,360
And look at this.

7253
04:54:20,420 --> 04:54:21,640
We've one more blast bow

7254
04:54:21,640 --> 04:54:23,000
in the fucking unit case.

7255
04:54:26,000 --> 04:54:28,360
Oh, no!

7256
04:54:30,120 --> 04:54:31,320
Reload the fucking thing!

7257
04:54:33,880 --> 04:54:34,940
There's another one!

7258
04:54:37,580 --> 04:54:38,980
It can't end like this.

7259
04:54:39,060 --> 04:54:39,580
Not now.

7260
04:54:39,680 --> 04:54:40,500
Not in this way.

7261
04:54:46,060 --> 04:54:46,880
Fucking cunt.

7262
04:54:47,160 --> 04:54:47,920
Sorry about that.

7263
04:54:47,960 --> 04:54:48,680
That was visceral.

7264
04:54:51,320 --> 04:54:51,800
Wow.

7265
04:54:53,400 --> 04:54:55,120
That was like going down the shop

7266
04:54:55,120 --> 04:54:56,060
for a bag of chips

7267
04:54:56,060 --> 04:54:57,680
and then slipping and falling

7268
04:54:57,680 --> 04:54:59,320
into a fucking portal,

7269
04:54:59,600 --> 04:55:00,780
which brings you to hell.

7270
04:55:01,960 --> 04:55:03,860
And the chips are the last thing

7271
04:55:03,860 --> 04:55:04,560
on your mind

7272
04:55:04,560 --> 04:55:07,360
as you try to cling on to dear life

7273
04:55:07,360 --> 04:55:10,000
in the face of horrific adversity.

7274
04:55:11,020 --> 04:55:11,340
But,

7275
04:55:12,040 --> 04:55:13,160
something good is afoot.

7276
04:55:13,300 --> 04:55:15,200
I believe we have enough money

7277
04:55:15,200 --> 04:55:17,520
should we sell all our items

7278
04:55:17,520 --> 04:55:18,380
in order...

7279
04:55:18,380 --> 04:55:19,620
Look at how pissed she looks.

7280
04:55:19,660 --> 04:55:20,940
It looks like she's been on the piss.

7281
04:55:20,940 --> 04:55:24,040
I think,

7282
04:55:24,120 --> 04:55:24,800
is it folly

7283
04:55:24,800 --> 04:55:25,880
to fucking sell

7284
04:55:25,880 --> 04:55:26,960
all my items though?

7285
04:55:26,980 --> 04:55:27,540
Because...

7286
04:55:28,500 --> 04:55:29,320
It's not that.

7287
04:55:29,420 --> 04:55:29,680
Fuck it.

7288
04:55:29,720 --> 04:55:30,260
Let's do this.

7289
04:55:31,200 --> 04:55:32,100
Is a rocket launcher

7290
04:55:32,100 --> 04:55:34,340
gonna be the right weapon

7291
04:55:34,340 --> 04:55:35,360
to have for all

7292
04:55:35,360 --> 04:55:36,900
situations coming up?

7293
04:55:38,980 --> 04:55:40,540
Would a rocket launcher be...

7294
04:55:40,540 --> 04:55:41,480
Or is it gonna be

7295
04:55:41,480 --> 04:55:42,520
a pain in the arse?

7296
04:55:42,600 --> 04:55:43,220
Is it gonna be

7297
04:55:43,220 --> 04:55:44,000
hard to wield

7298
04:55:44,000 --> 04:55:45,540
in terms of...

7299
04:55:46,940 --> 04:55:49,020
Can we even afford it again?

7300
04:55:49,120 --> 04:55:49,320
I mean,

7301
04:55:49,360 --> 04:55:50,060
that's the question.

7302
04:55:50,060 --> 04:55:52,060
Let's save the game here.

7303
04:55:57,560 --> 04:55:58,460
Keep the pistol.

7304
04:55:59,700 --> 04:56:00,700
Who do you think I am?

7305
04:56:00,780 --> 04:56:01,540
Jimmy Pistol.

7306
04:56:05,260 --> 04:56:06,120
What you buying?

7307
04:56:06,240 --> 04:56:07,180
I tell you what I'm buying.

7308
04:56:07,280 --> 04:56:07,920
I'm buying a fucking

7309
04:56:07,920 --> 04:56:09,180
rocket launcher off you,

7310
04:56:09,280 --> 04:56:10,020
you daft cunt.

7311
04:56:10,320 --> 04:56:11,140
And I've got a load

7312
04:56:11,140 --> 04:56:12,580
of nice shit for you as well.

7313
04:56:13,340 --> 04:56:14,400
1.5 million.

7314
04:56:14,620 --> 04:56:15,220
I don't think

7315
04:56:15,220 --> 04:56:15,900
I'm gonna have enough.

7316
04:56:17,060 --> 04:56:18,980
I have 600,000.

7317
04:56:18,980 --> 04:56:20,260
I don't think

7318
04:56:20,260 --> 04:56:21,260
a million's gonna do

7319
04:56:21,260 --> 04:56:22,140
the fucking

7320
04:56:22,140 --> 04:56:23,820
job on it.

7321
04:56:25,200 --> 04:56:26,020
We can see.

7322
04:56:26,240 --> 04:56:26,660
We can see.

7323
04:56:27,940 --> 04:56:28,480
Where would it?

7324
04:56:28,760 --> 04:56:30,280
What can I do you for?

7325
04:56:34,280 --> 04:56:35,080
Where are we...

7326
04:56:35,080 --> 04:56:35,300
Sorry,

7327
04:56:35,400 --> 04:56:36,360
quick look at the chat

7328
04:56:36,360 --> 04:56:37,100
before I fucking

7329
04:56:37,100 --> 04:56:37,720
delve into this

7330
04:56:37,720 --> 04:56:38,620
because I...

7331
04:56:38,620 --> 04:56:39,200
Probably someone

7332
04:56:39,200 --> 04:56:39,640
who's giving me

7333
04:56:39,640 --> 04:56:40,360
good information

7334
04:56:40,360 --> 04:56:41,360
and then I...

7335
04:56:41,360 --> 04:56:43,220
Don't see it.

7336
04:56:43,900 --> 04:56:44,740
Drop the cannoli.

7337
04:56:44,860 --> 04:56:45,640
James Pistol.

7338
04:56:49,880 --> 04:56:50,700
Luigi's in Longford

7339
04:56:50,700 --> 04:56:51,880
has a portal to hell.

7340
04:56:52,200 --> 04:56:52,860
Do the math.

7341
04:56:53,060 --> 04:56:53,760
No offense to...

7342
04:56:53,760 --> 04:56:53,940
Sorry,

7343
04:56:54,020 --> 04:56:55,280
I read a chat message there.

7344
04:56:56,040 --> 04:56:57,360
That is not my opinion

7345
04:56:57,360 --> 04:56:58,580
of Luigi's in Longford.

7346
04:56:58,700 --> 04:56:59,440
I hear they're a very

7347
04:56:59,440 --> 04:57:00,160
reputable fucking...

7348
04:57:01,580 --> 04:57:02,060
eatery.

7349
04:57:02,580 --> 04:57:03,780
The maths don't look good,

7350
04:57:03,820 --> 04:57:04,220
says RS.

7351
04:57:04,440 --> 04:57:05,580
Sell the blue jewel.

7352
04:57:06,160 --> 04:57:07,320
600,000 pounds.

7353
04:57:07,400 --> 04:57:07,820
What is this?

7354
04:57:07,880 --> 04:57:09,520
NBC Nightline.

7355
04:57:10,040 --> 04:57:10,720
Do the math.

7356
04:57:11,160 --> 04:57:12,160
You'll surely get...

7357
04:57:12,160 --> 04:57:14,560
the car canned.

7358
04:57:14,880 --> 04:57:15,560
What is that?

7359
04:57:16,840 --> 04:57:18,500
Got a selection of...

7360
04:57:18,500 --> 04:57:18,700
Good.

7361
04:57:18,920 --> 04:57:19,220
Next.

7362
04:57:20,460 --> 04:57:21,740
First things first.

7363
04:57:22,560 --> 04:57:23,860
Who's your A&R?

7364
04:57:24,240 --> 04:57:25,380
A Golden Lynx?

7365
04:57:25,520 --> 04:57:27,080
Who plays an electric...

7366
04:57:27,080 --> 04:57:27,440
guitar?

7367
04:57:29,940 --> 04:57:31,620
Let's put that...

7368
04:57:31,620 --> 04:57:33,460
into his neck...

7369
04:57:33,460 --> 04:57:33,940
thing.

7370
04:57:34,160 --> 04:57:34,900
And then a couple

7371
04:57:34,900 --> 04:57:36,180
of lovely eyes for him.

7372
04:57:36,560 --> 04:57:37,940
One of blue

7373
04:57:37,940 --> 04:57:39,480
and a second of red.

7374
04:57:41,140 --> 04:57:42,600
And maybe we exchange

7375
04:57:42,600 --> 04:57:43,880
that red one for our yellow.

7376
04:57:44,060 --> 04:57:45,620
We get a three color bonus.

7377
04:57:53,600 --> 04:57:54,740
Welcome, stranger.

7378
04:57:54,840 --> 04:57:57,040
Welcome, stranger.

7379
04:57:57,840 --> 04:57:59,500
I don't think the game volume

7380
04:57:59,500 --> 04:58:00,540
is loud enough for that

7381
04:58:00,540 --> 04:58:00,980
to register,

7382
04:58:01,100 --> 04:58:03,080
but he did say that way.

7383
04:58:05,220 --> 04:58:06,440
We sell the Lynx.

7384
04:58:06,640 --> 04:58:07,780
45 grand.

7385
04:58:08,040 --> 04:58:08,780
No bother.

7386
04:58:08,780 --> 04:58:11,120
I'll pay a pretty penny for that.

7387
04:58:11,320 --> 04:58:12,080
I bet you will,

7388
04:58:12,220 --> 04:58:12,780
you old...

7389
04:58:12,780 --> 04:58:14,080
cloon.

7390
04:58:15,420 --> 04:58:16,280
Red nine.

7391
04:58:16,840 --> 04:58:17,540
Seven grand.

7392
04:58:17,660 --> 04:58:18,780
You're getting fuck all.

7393
04:58:19,060 --> 04:58:19,420
Punisher.

7394
04:58:19,560 --> 04:58:20,240
MC Punisher.

7395
04:58:20,320 --> 04:58:20,560
Rubies all rubbish.

7396
04:58:20,640 --> 04:58:22,000
It makes no difference.

7397
04:58:22,320 --> 04:58:23,600
No, it's not happening, lads.

7398
04:58:23,880 --> 04:58:24,660
It's not happening.

7399
04:58:24,660 --> 04:58:26,080
It's our choice to make.

7400
04:58:26,500 --> 04:58:26,920
Hang on.

7401
04:58:27,440 --> 04:58:27,940
What's that?

7402
04:58:29,000 --> 04:58:30,120
You've got at least...

7403
04:58:30,120 --> 04:58:32,680
You've got 480 grand there.

7404
04:58:37,180 --> 04:58:38,800
Will it get us across the line

7405
04:58:38,800 --> 04:58:41,000
with other stuff to trade to him?

7406
04:58:42,300 --> 04:58:43,960
Can you sort by trade?

7407
04:58:44,100 --> 04:58:45,660
Can you sort by price?

7408
04:58:46,120 --> 04:58:48,180
There's no way of sorting them by price.

7409
04:58:53,580 --> 04:58:53,900
Right.

7410
04:58:53,980 --> 04:58:54,980
I'm just going to sell everything

7411
04:58:54,980 --> 04:58:56,480
and then see what happens.

7412
04:58:57,620 --> 04:59:00,160
And reload it if we are fucked.

7413
04:59:01,760 --> 04:59:02,520
Boot knife.

7414
04:59:09,580 --> 04:59:11,180
Laser sight.

7415
04:59:12,080 --> 04:59:12,440
Yeah, yeah.

7416
04:59:12,800 --> 04:59:13,440
Stingray.

7417
04:59:13,600 --> 04:59:14,060
Punisher.

7418
04:59:14,640 --> 04:59:15,780
These are great guns.

7419
04:59:16,220 --> 04:59:17,040
Beautiful guns.

7420
04:59:18,480 --> 04:59:19,280
Attack knife.

7421
04:59:20,580 --> 04:59:21,480
Blast bow.

7422
04:59:24,280 --> 04:59:25,460
Blast arrows.

7423
04:59:25,460 --> 04:59:25,660
Blast arrows.

7424
04:59:32,460 --> 04:59:34,240
Will that get us over the line?

7425
04:59:35,460 --> 04:59:36,620
I'll buy it at a high price.

7426
04:59:36,620 --> 04:59:37,040
Is that it?

7427
04:59:40,440 --> 04:59:41,560
I think that's it.

7428
04:59:43,420 --> 04:59:44,560
1.5.

7429
04:59:44,940 --> 04:59:45,540
Isn't that it?

7430
04:59:48,920 --> 04:59:49,440
Yes.

7431
04:59:49,440 --> 04:59:50,920
What you see is what I've got.

7432
04:59:51,540 --> 04:59:52,820
All yours, stranger.

7433
04:59:53,140 --> 04:59:53,860
This is it, lads.

7434
04:59:56,040 --> 04:59:57,680
Operation Grolsch begins.

7435
04:59:57,680 --> 05:00:06,740
You get some bang for your buck.

7436
05:00:06,960 --> 05:00:08,800
I guarantee it.

7437
05:00:17,600 --> 05:00:19,100
Other beers are available.

7438
05:00:19,420 --> 05:00:19,920
And also,

7439
05:00:20,120 --> 05:00:22,660
I didn't want it to get to this stage.

7440
05:00:22,920 --> 05:00:24,160
I didn't start streaming

7441
05:00:24,160 --> 05:00:25,680
thinking that this would happen.

7442
05:00:25,980 --> 05:00:26,780
But unfortunately,

7443
05:00:26,780 --> 05:00:28,500
the speed run,

7444
05:00:28,780 --> 05:00:29,780
the toll it's taken,

7445
05:00:30,320 --> 05:00:31,180
the path I've

7446
05:00:31,180 --> 05:00:32,920
ended up going down,

7447
05:00:33,400 --> 05:00:34,680
this is where we're at now.

7448
05:00:35,800 --> 05:00:37,520
The monster energy drink

7449
05:00:37,520 --> 05:00:40,660
has long gone from the system.

7450
05:00:41,780 --> 05:00:42,900
And unfortunately,

7451
05:00:42,900 --> 05:00:44,040
now only

7452
05:00:44,040 --> 05:00:46,960
the sweet, sweet premium Pildner

7453
05:00:46,960 --> 05:00:49,100
can do me justice

7454
05:00:49,100 --> 05:00:51,740
and help us deliver a stream

7455
05:00:51,740 --> 05:00:53,340
just for you.

7456
05:00:54,440 --> 05:00:55,380
Just for you.

7457
05:00:55,380 --> 05:00:56,900
You're deciding, are we?

7458
05:00:57,100 --> 05:00:58,560
We are indeed, my friend.

7459
05:00:58,960 --> 05:01:00,040
Deciding whether or not

7460
05:01:00,040 --> 05:01:01,180
to open the can now

7461
05:01:01,180 --> 05:01:03,960
or open it after a moment's notice.

7462
05:01:05,240 --> 05:01:06,300
In case you're wondering,

7463
05:01:07,060 --> 05:01:08,660
I opted for the former.

7464
05:01:11,280 --> 05:01:12,400
best of luck, everyone.

7465
05:01:12,400 --> 05:01:12,400
Best of luck, everyone.

7466
05:01:13,900 --> 05:01:14,840
We'll see you later.

7467
05:01:14,960 --> 05:01:16,740
We've got the infinite rocket launcher.

7468
05:01:16,980 --> 05:01:18,260
The speed run's about to take

7469
05:01:18,260 --> 05:01:20,520
a new and exciting twisty development.

7470
05:01:22,060 --> 05:01:23,100
Here's to the twist.

7471
05:01:24,260 --> 05:01:26,180
Hopefully, it wasn't a fucking bad purchase.

7472
05:01:26,360 --> 05:01:28,240
Hopefully, there's a good reload time on it,

7473
05:01:28,320 --> 05:01:29,960
actually, because I can see us

7474
05:01:29,960 --> 05:01:32,460
having a real bad situation

7475
05:01:32,460 --> 05:01:33,380
when we come up against

7476
05:01:33,380 --> 05:01:34,300
some of the fucking guns

7477
05:01:34,300 --> 05:01:35,380
that we're going to be facing.

7478
05:01:35,620 --> 05:01:36,580
There's a few of those pigs

7479
05:01:36,580 --> 05:01:37,840
with machine guns on their arms.

7480
05:01:40,520 --> 05:01:42,120
But I can only dream

7481
05:01:42,120 --> 05:01:45,220
of how beautiful it's going to be

7482
05:01:45,220 --> 05:01:48,840
to vaporize each and every asshole

7483
05:01:48,840 --> 05:01:51,400
that decides to fucking cross our paths.

7484
05:01:54,400 --> 05:01:56,760
Take all the time you need.

7485
05:01:57,560 --> 05:01:58,600
I'm doing that.

7486
05:01:58,700 --> 05:01:59,640
I'm doing just that.

7487
05:02:00,500 --> 05:02:01,160
It's fine.

7488
05:02:18,160 --> 05:02:19,160
We're ready to go.

7489
05:02:24,520 --> 05:02:25,380
It's fine, man.

7490
05:02:25,520 --> 05:02:25,920
It's fine.

7491
05:02:25,920 --> 05:02:31,100
You might have enough

7492
05:02:31,100 --> 05:02:32,340
for a cheeky handgun.

7493
05:02:37,140 --> 05:02:38,440
I saved the red nine.

7494
05:02:40,500 --> 05:02:41,780
I sold him the punisher,

7495
05:02:41,880 --> 05:02:42,780
but I saved the red nine.

7496
05:02:43,240 --> 05:02:43,600
Oh, fuck.

7497
05:02:43,640 --> 05:02:44,960
I overwrote the first.

7498
05:02:45,140 --> 05:02:46,300
So I've no more save.

7499
05:02:46,520 --> 05:02:47,080
This is it.

7500
05:02:47,420 --> 05:02:48,060
We're fucked now.

7501
05:02:48,580 --> 05:02:50,480
I've just saved over the last save

7502
05:02:50,480 --> 05:02:51,600
that saved the game

7503
05:02:51,600 --> 05:02:52,780
before we did this.

7504
05:02:53,880 --> 05:02:56,340
There is absolutely no going back now.

7505
05:02:56,460 --> 05:02:57,900
If this is a fucked up,

7506
05:02:58,200 --> 05:02:58,960
busted flush,

7507
05:02:59,180 --> 05:03:01,660
I'm going to come

7508
05:03:01,660 --> 05:03:04,660
for whoever told me to do it,

7509
05:03:05,060 --> 05:03:07,020
even though it's not their fault.

7510
05:03:08,940 --> 05:03:11,000
let's just reflect on what's happened there.

7511
05:03:12,140 --> 05:03:15,060
I excitedly drank

7512
05:03:15,060 --> 05:03:17,860
three or four mouthfuls of Grolch

7513
05:03:17,860 --> 05:03:22,040
and pompously explained that

7514
05:03:22,040 --> 05:03:23,580
this was going to be a glorious,

7515
05:03:24,080 --> 05:03:25,740
glorious end.

7516
05:03:25,740 --> 05:03:28,160
But in doing so,

7517
05:03:28,280 --> 05:03:30,400
neglected to fucking pay attention

7518
05:03:30,400 --> 05:03:32,380
to the save game file,

7519
05:03:32,680 --> 05:03:35,280
and now we are trapped in this game.

7520
05:03:35,400 --> 05:03:35,900
I hope,

7521
05:03:36,200 --> 05:03:37,440
I hope you understand

7522
05:03:37,440 --> 05:03:38,480
what we're dealing with here.

7523
05:03:40,800 --> 05:03:42,500
I've got an inch of health.

7524
05:03:48,260 --> 05:03:49,260
I need to burp.

7525
05:03:55,140 --> 05:03:56,380
You've just seen firsthand

7526
05:03:56,380 --> 05:03:57,600
how alcohol can have

7527
05:03:57,600 --> 05:03:59,400
an adverse effect on reality.

7528
05:03:59,400 --> 05:04:05,340
Oh, yeah.

7529
05:04:06,840 --> 05:04:08,720
Gotta love that reality.

7530
05:04:10,900 --> 05:04:11,380
Tom,

7531
05:04:11,500 --> 05:04:11,920
how are you,

7532
05:04:12,000 --> 05:04:12,820
how are you holding up

7533
05:04:12,820 --> 05:04:13,400
in this weather?

7534
05:04:15,140 --> 05:04:16,240
Not too bad now.

7535
05:04:16,540 --> 05:04:17,540
Great to see you back

7536
05:04:17,540 --> 05:04:18,400
on the cans again.

7537
05:04:18,880 --> 05:04:19,680
Nothing like it.

7538
05:04:21,140 --> 05:04:21,880
Well done.

7539
05:04:23,220 --> 05:04:24,000
I love you.

7540
05:04:24,000 --> 05:04:27,020
I love you too, Tom.

7541
05:04:28,980 --> 05:04:30,220
They're a great band.

7542
05:04:32,000 --> 05:04:32,480
Sadly,

7543
05:04:33,280 --> 05:04:34,680
overstepped the mark

7544
05:04:34,680 --> 05:04:36,060
on a few of their fucking

7545
05:04:36,060 --> 05:04:37,500
albums.

7546
05:04:38,360 --> 05:04:39,400
Went a bit,

7547
05:04:39,480 --> 05:04:40,940
went a bit fucking tits up.

7548
05:04:41,020 --> 05:04:41,860
Let's just say that.

7549
05:04:44,020 --> 05:04:46,100
But they're all still with us,

7550
05:04:46,140 --> 05:04:46,720
which is great.

7551
05:04:49,280 --> 05:04:50,540
And now we have a gang,

7552
05:04:50,760 --> 05:04:52,140
a new gang of cunts.

7553
05:04:52,440 --> 05:04:53,300
Gremlins 2,

7554
05:04:53,420 --> 05:04:54,180
the new cunts.

7555
05:05:01,180 --> 05:05:01,620
Oh,

7556
05:05:01,720 --> 05:05:02,560
there's no re-

7557
05:05:02,560 --> 05:05:04,280
no reload time on it.

7558
05:05:05,280 --> 05:05:06,840
There's no reload time.

7559
05:05:14,480 --> 05:05:15,540
This is beautiful.

7560
05:05:16,820 --> 05:05:18,080
This is why we live.

7561
05:05:18,260 --> 05:05:19,400
This is why we breathe.

7562
05:05:20,420 --> 05:05:21,840
This is why we're here.

7563
05:05:27,160 --> 05:05:28,060
Watch this now.

7564
05:05:28,640 --> 05:05:29,640
Pure pace.

7565
05:05:30,640 --> 05:05:31,480
Pace work.

7566
05:05:32,300 --> 05:05:32,680
Craft.

7567
05:05:33,500 --> 05:05:34,000
Craft.

7568
05:05:34,660 --> 05:05:35,140
Craft.

7569
05:05:35,320 --> 05:05:35,960
The night away.

7570
05:05:36,880 --> 05:05:37,680
Green, green, green.

7571
05:05:38,440 --> 05:05:39,960
The green, green grass of home.

7572
05:05:43,880 --> 05:05:44,840
This is beautiful.

7573
05:05:48,720 --> 05:05:49,680
Whoop, whoop.

7574
05:05:50,420 --> 05:05:51,820
Lovely siren going off

7575
05:05:51,820 --> 05:05:52,820
in the background there

7576
05:05:52,820 --> 05:05:54,280
as Ada Wong

7577
05:05:54,280 --> 05:05:57,000
sensually crushes box

7578
05:05:57,000 --> 05:05:57,800
with stiletto.

7579
05:05:58,500 --> 05:05:59,800
An insane concept

7580
05:05:59,800 --> 05:06:01,360
if you were to describe it

7581
05:06:01,360 --> 05:06:01,780
to someone.

7582
05:06:02,180 --> 05:06:02,820
They'd probably say

7583
05:06:02,820 --> 05:06:04,160
you were a fucking nutjob.

7584
05:06:04,740 --> 05:06:05,640
I'll tell you what.

7585
05:06:07,200 --> 05:06:08,960
Absolute fucking nutcrushers.

7586
05:06:09,040 --> 05:06:09,400
That's what,

7587
05:06:09,500 --> 05:06:10,380
that's what that is.

7588
05:06:11,320 --> 05:06:12,800
And that's where we are right now.

7589
05:06:13,160 --> 05:06:14,300
Not even gonna bother

7590
05:06:14,300 --> 05:06:15,860
stamping on those boxes.

7591
05:06:16,520 --> 05:06:17,900
Just gonna use the rocket launcher.

7592
05:06:18,300 --> 05:06:19,240
What it was made for.

7593
05:06:19,400 --> 05:06:19,760
Infinite.

7594
05:06:22,560 --> 05:06:39,840
just first i don't know whether it's the booze or what but suddenly feel very cold

7595
05:06:39,840 --> 05:07:02,320
we're going hood mode right here hud heads up display case you know or case you don't know

7596
05:07:02,880 --> 05:07:09,040
this is my heads up display inside this hood here a vast array of miniature oia led

7597
05:07:10,000 --> 05:07:17,920
display units which give me a fucking high resolution updated information plate

7598
05:07:19,280 --> 05:07:26,960
tell me everything i need to know and that tells you everything you need to know about me oh no killed

7599
05:07:26,960 --> 05:07:31,840
myself oh shit

7600
05:07:36,240 --> 05:07:38,960
fair play to ada she took one for the team there

7601
05:07:43,600 --> 05:07:47,200
and now she's walking around like she's had five growl shig in

7602
05:07:53,200 --> 05:08:04,400
whoop whoop wonder are there any herbs to be had around this gaffer i've got a couple here this is a

7603
05:08:04,400 --> 05:08:10,240
beautiful speedrun if you have just joined us this is this the night of your life it's called speedrun 7.

7604
05:08:14,000 --> 05:08:20,880
tom you absolute genius and beautiful beautiful forajment thank you very much look at that

7605
05:08:21,920 --> 05:08:24,640
the rocket launcher took out the demon in the tower

7606
05:08:27,520 --> 05:08:42,080
it's insane it's absolutely insane georgie hadji thank you very much georgie hadji and none other than tom he's back again like a great great friend

7607
05:08:42,480 --> 05:08:59,440
the legend is the legend is the legend name simple tom one syllable all pure motherfucking tom i wonder

7608
05:08:59,440 --> 05:09:01,920
I didn't even need to do anything there.

7609
05:09:01,960 --> 05:09:05,600
I killed him already and this is a drop-down menu to behold.

7610
05:09:05,920 --> 05:09:06,700
Let's go for it.

7611
05:09:07,740 --> 05:09:15,380
Watch me wipe out absolute scum zombies and reach the final victory mode part of the game.

7612
05:09:16,380 --> 05:09:22,360
I think there's some beautiful cunts that we get to kill up ahead.

7613
05:09:22,460 --> 05:09:23,820
We've got regenerators.

7614
05:09:25,080 --> 05:09:26,440
I think there could be ganados.

7615
05:09:26,440 --> 05:09:30,640
A lot of Electroluxes, a lot of fucking Zenusis.

7616
05:09:31,580 --> 05:09:33,800
You've got Crouser I believe.

7617
05:09:33,920 --> 05:09:34,800
No, Leon kills him.

7618
05:09:35,960 --> 05:09:36,820
A Sadler.

7619
05:09:39,360 --> 05:09:40,440
Our Saddle.

7620
05:09:41,420 --> 05:09:42,680
It's all ahead of us.

7621
05:09:42,780 --> 05:09:44,240
It's all coming up.

7622
05:09:44,420 --> 05:09:47,900
I mean, you'd know about it if you ever had it in front of you.

7623
05:09:47,980 --> 05:09:53,300
We've got the IRIS, which is a 1 and a 4 and an 8 and an Enter.

7624
05:09:53,440 --> 05:09:58,640
I should have just used the rocket launcher on the keypad.

7625
05:10:02,640 --> 05:10:03,360
COVID-19.

7626
05:10:03,920 --> 05:10:05,280
COVID-19.

7627
05:10:06,080 --> 05:10:07,900
Rachel McAdams, thank you very much.

7628
05:10:07,980 --> 05:10:09,100
Really digging your stuff.

7629
05:10:09,160 --> 05:10:10,640
He said, that's great as well because...

7630
05:10:10,640 --> 05:10:16,780
Rachel McAdams, I think she's an actor in fucking True Blood, is it?

7631
05:10:17,120 --> 05:10:23,340
Or what's the one with the dark horror fucking series on HBO?

7632
05:10:23,880 --> 05:10:24,840
It was...

7633
05:10:24,840 --> 05:10:28,100
It had Matthew McConaughey in it.

7634
05:10:33,100 --> 05:10:35,540
It's fucking gone.

7635
05:10:35,620 --> 05:10:36,060
I can't remember.

7636
05:10:36,180 --> 05:10:37,000
It was good though.

7637
05:10:37,040 --> 05:10:37,600
True Detective.

7638
05:10:38,020 --> 05:10:38,860
Season 2, yeah.

7639
05:10:39,160 --> 05:10:40,680
I actually didn't like Season 2.

7640
05:10:41,040 --> 05:10:44,360
It didn't have the same pizzazz as Season 1.

7641
05:10:45,520 --> 05:10:46,760
But I think...

7642
05:10:46,760 --> 05:10:47,460
Is that her name?

7643
05:10:47,520 --> 05:10:48,400
Rachel McAdams.

7644
05:10:51,120 --> 05:10:51,560
Tom.

7645
05:10:52,920 --> 05:10:53,480
Oh yeah.

7646
05:10:55,300 --> 05:10:55,700
McAdams.

7647
05:10:58,300 --> 05:10:58,680
What?

7648
05:10:58,840 --> 05:10:59,160
Who?

7649
05:11:00,820 --> 05:11:01,880
Rachel McAdams.

7650
05:11:02,080 --> 05:11:03,580
Does the name ring any bells?

7651
05:11:05,200 --> 05:11:05,620
I don't know.

7652
05:11:05,680 --> 05:11:07,020
You're slurring your speech there.

7653
05:11:09,000 --> 05:11:10,200
That'll be the grouch, Tom.

7654
05:11:12,340 --> 05:11:13,080
McAdams, yeah.

7655
05:11:13,820 --> 05:11:14,240
I don't know.

7656
05:11:14,380 --> 05:11:16,020
I know the...

7657
05:11:16,020 --> 05:11:19,740
I know the fucking name, but I can't place the face.

7658
05:11:19,740 --> 05:11:22,260
I'm supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

7659
05:11:23,000 --> 05:11:26,240
I'm supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

7660
05:11:26,880 --> 05:11:30,020
I'm supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

7661
05:11:30,200 --> 05:11:32,440
Originally, I don't think I did that twice,

7662
05:11:32,980 --> 05:11:37,280
but it loops in the alert.

7663
05:11:37,580 --> 05:11:40,280
Now let's just have a little look at this Amber Research Report.

7664
05:11:41,600 --> 05:11:45,420
And I'm going to present this in the style of an actor

7665
05:11:45,420 --> 05:11:49,720
who is in a fucking actor's studio slash audition room.

7666
05:12:02,460 --> 05:12:05,560
Our research into the Amber has been continuing on the island.

7667
05:12:06,380 --> 05:12:07,260
Fucking savage.

7668
05:12:07,660 --> 05:12:08,880
We're beginning to get a clearer picture.

7669
05:12:08,880 --> 05:12:11,320
There's still not much now we fucking know how to do, though.

7670
05:12:11,320 --> 05:12:15,720
Sorry, that was a bad read of the line there.

7671
05:12:15,740 --> 05:12:16,600
I don't know what I even said.

7672
05:12:16,640 --> 05:12:17,460
It didn't even make sense.

7673
05:12:21,200 --> 05:12:22,040
And action.

7674
05:12:27,240 --> 05:12:28,100
Fucking great.

7675
05:12:30,360 --> 05:12:33,200
Our research into the Amber continues on the island.

7676
05:12:33,800 --> 05:12:35,380
We're beginning to get a clearer picture.

7677
05:12:36,600 --> 05:12:38,180
There's still a lot we don't know, though.

7678
05:12:39,520 --> 05:12:41,420
The Amber is proving its usefulness, alright.

7679
05:12:41,420 --> 05:12:43,640
Although it's still dormant,

7680
05:12:43,940 --> 05:12:46,020
it's a great influence over other parasites.

7681
05:12:46,880 --> 05:12:48,120
It even fucking strengthens them.

7682
05:12:52,720 --> 05:12:56,920
I'm convinced that this optimizes the relationship between parasite and host.

7683
05:12:57,920 --> 05:13:02,500
In our experiments, we were able to recreate this one for our test subjects.

7684
05:13:03,780 --> 05:13:04,840
It's a great achievement.

7685
05:13:06,000 --> 05:13:10,080
Next, I want to test its influence over the superior species of the Plaga.

7686
05:13:13,900 --> 05:13:19,780
However, only those at the top of the Los Illuminados are hosts to this particular type parasite.

7687
05:13:19,780 --> 05:13:23,460
And they never agree to participate in any experiments.

7688
05:13:24,420 --> 05:13:25,700
I need to plan carefully, yeah?

7689
05:13:26,500 --> 05:13:28,680
If I wish to find any volunteers, okay?

7690
05:13:29,240 --> 05:13:29,960
We'll talk to you later.

7691
05:13:30,020 --> 05:13:33,800
Remember the name.

7692
05:13:35,300 --> 05:13:36,600
Remember the fucking name.

7693
05:13:37,360 --> 05:13:38,940
COVID-19.

7694
05:13:42,040 --> 05:13:44,920
Sorry there, I missed the tips when I was in the middle of the thing.

7695
05:13:45,600 --> 05:13:47,860
Montecito, thank you very much.

7696
05:13:48,100 --> 05:13:49,460
And Silage, thank you very much.

7697
05:13:49,540 --> 05:13:52,740
Rachel McAdams and Tom, thank you very much.

7698
05:13:52,860 --> 05:13:55,220
Their amber leaf research is class, maybe.

7699
05:13:56,320 --> 05:14:04,420
I would know I'd love to roll up a lovely fucking amber leaf and toasteth upon its glory, but...

7700
05:14:05,420 --> 05:14:10,880
Not smoking, and don't want to smoke in the house, and don't have any on me, so...

7701
05:14:10,880 --> 05:14:11,760
Just...

7702
05:14:11,760 --> 05:14:12,920
Not gonna happen like that.

7703
05:14:13,620 --> 05:14:14,820
But Annabelle Gar...

7704
05:14:14,820 --> 05:14:17,440
Annabelle Garcia, it's word though.

7705
05:14:17,900 --> 05:14:18,860
Head researche.

7706
05:14:18,860 --> 05:14:21,020
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

7707
05:14:21,600 --> 05:14:25,700
Charles Rogers, thank you very much for your kind and generous fiver.

7708
05:14:26,360 --> 05:14:28,600
It's going on Christmas presents a year.

7709
05:14:29,520 --> 05:14:30,640
I love the stream as always.

7710
05:14:30,800 --> 05:14:36,460
Great to hear from Tommy too, but I'd be remiss not to ask for Gary's thoughts on all this.

7711
05:14:36,460 --> 05:14:38,860
I would not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

7712
05:14:39,260 --> 05:14:49,460
I'm not sure what's going on, but he usually comes in in a clutch moment of power at the end of a rambunctious and disgusting battle, so...

7713
05:14:49,980 --> 05:14:54,340
Let's just, fingers crossed, on an appearance for himself at some stage.

7714
05:14:54,420 --> 05:14:57,480
Cuckoo Monk, thank you very much for your kind, heart and generous tip.

7715
05:14:57,680 --> 05:14:59,160
Very, very, very kind of you.

7716
05:14:59,200 --> 05:15:06,660
Look, we've got a massive, massive payload of explosive arsenal infinitely inside our box,

7717
05:15:07,160 --> 05:15:13,300
And we're about to fucking level accusations of explosion at other cunts' faces.

7718
05:15:14,320 --> 05:15:20,740
And Mr. Grouch has paid me a visit, and he's beginning to have a very nice effect on me.

7719
05:15:20,800 --> 05:15:21,780
Cooley, thank you very much.

7720
05:15:22,420 --> 05:15:28,120
It must be said, alcohol, it can really fucking play havoc with you.

7721
05:15:28,860 --> 05:15:32,160
But at the same time, if you know how to handle it, if you can tame it...

7722
05:15:32,160 --> 05:15:38,740
Yeah, it's one of the most beautiful fucking things in the world.

7723
05:15:38,740 --> 05:15:44,800
Something tells me this isn't just a comms facility.

7724
05:15:50,220 --> 05:15:53,220
Here we go.

7725
05:15:54,220 --> 05:15:56,140
Time for a fucking sub-boss.

7726
05:15:57,000 --> 05:15:58,440
Maybe this...

7727
05:15:58,440 --> 05:16:00,220
I'd love to see how these guys...

7728
05:16:01,280 --> 05:16:02,220
Fair up...

7729
05:16:02,220 --> 05:16:03,220
When...

7730
05:16:03,220 --> 05:16:04,220
I whip out...

7731
05:16:04,880 --> 05:16:06,240
El Roccatineo.

7732
05:16:06,660 --> 05:16:07,180
Look at this.

7733
05:16:07,560 --> 05:16:08,840
This guy used to scare me.

7734
05:16:09,000 --> 05:16:09,680
Not anymore.

7735
05:16:13,540 --> 05:16:14,840
Brush your teeth, man.

7736
05:16:14,900 --> 05:16:16,900
Your breath stinks of shit.

7737
05:16:18,520 --> 05:16:21,480
Thank you very much there, damn McLegend.

7738
05:16:21,560 --> 05:16:22,400
Damo McLegend.

7739
05:16:22,940 --> 05:16:23,640
And Cooley.

7740
05:16:24,420 --> 05:16:26,000
Very, very Cooley, Mr. Cooley.

7741
05:16:26,440 --> 05:16:28,360
Don't feel bad if your viewers drop.

7742
05:16:28,660 --> 05:16:31,060
Suddenly, a dying man is streaming now.

7743
05:16:31,060 --> 05:16:33,120
Thank you very much, Damo McClelland.

7744
05:16:33,120 --> 05:16:37,660
We can unequip and then put that inside fucking thing.

7745
05:16:42,120 --> 05:16:43,120
Bye-bye.

7746
05:16:43,880 --> 05:16:44,860
Good night.

7747
05:16:45,580 --> 05:16:46,640
And again.

7748
05:16:47,520 --> 05:16:48,220
And that.

7749
05:16:48,960 --> 05:16:49,840
And that.

7750
05:16:50,060 --> 05:16:51,780
How many of these is he gonna take?

7751
05:16:57,960 --> 05:16:58,680
Fuck.

7752
05:16:58,680 --> 05:17:08,820
Whoa.

7753
05:17:08,820 --> 05:17:09,120
Whoa.

7754
05:17:11,240 --> 05:17:12,020
Fucking hell.

7755
05:17:14,320 --> 05:17:18,180
You do well to run away fast from that buck now the next time he gets a hold of it because

7756
05:17:18,180 --> 05:17:20,020
I don't think there's any way he dies.

7757
05:17:24,340 --> 05:17:25,520
What's his name there?

7758
05:17:25,600 --> 05:17:26,960
Unknown test subject.

7759
05:17:27,480 --> 05:17:30,220
This enemy won't be affected by any of your attacks.

7760
05:17:30,640 --> 05:17:32,280
It's just better to run away.

7761
05:17:32,400 --> 05:17:33,700
And they give you that information.

7762
05:17:34,800 --> 05:17:40,100
I feel as though they should have allowed for a rocket launcher death.

7763
05:17:40,100 --> 05:17:44,480
But I suppose that would really make the following cutscene moot.

7764
05:17:44,620 --> 05:17:49,580
It would render the entirety of the rest of the cutscene well and truly mooted.

7765
05:17:50,580 --> 05:17:54,360
So we're gonna have to put the rocket launcher back in its holster.

7766
05:17:55,400 --> 05:17:56,980
And then we're gonna fucking run.

7767
05:17:57,720 --> 05:17:58,480
RLF.

7768
05:17:59,300 --> 05:17:59,900
Run like fuck.

7769
05:18:01,240 --> 05:18:02,260
Connor Williams.

7770
05:18:02,380 --> 05:18:04,160
Thank you very much for your rhetoric there.

7771
05:18:04,400 --> 05:18:05,600
Had a few pints with Johnny.

7772
05:18:05,760 --> 05:18:06,120
Section.

7773
05:18:06,560 --> 05:18:07,560
Down the rock.

7774
05:18:07,700 --> 05:18:08,860
And he said he loves your work.

7775
05:18:08,940 --> 05:18:09,280
Keep it up.

7776
05:18:09,340 --> 05:18:10,200
Thanks very much for the tip.

7777
05:18:10,780 --> 05:18:12,280
Let's run like fuck here.

7778
05:18:12,700 --> 05:18:14,640
And move, move, move.

7779
05:18:24,020 --> 05:18:25,080
And then through here.

7780
05:18:25,880 --> 05:18:26,600
Great stuff.

7781
05:18:28,260 --> 05:18:29,500
This is where we say goodbye.

7782
05:18:31,060 --> 05:18:32,560
It is where we say goodbye.

7783
05:18:33,140 --> 05:18:35,740
But I want to give you a little heart and gift.

7784
05:18:35,740 --> 05:18:52,900
Arnold Palmer.

7785
05:18:53,020 --> 05:18:53,800
Thank you very much.

7786
05:18:55,280 --> 05:18:56,440
What about this?

7787
05:18:56,440 --> 05:19:07,380
I like to call this one

7788
05:19:07,380 --> 05:19:11,380
The Spinning Bastard of Babylon.

7789
05:19:23,960 --> 05:19:24,400
Fuck.

7790
05:19:24,800 --> 05:19:25,120
Sorry.

7791
05:19:25,500 --> 05:19:26,880
Need to get the aim right there.

7792
05:19:27,000 --> 05:19:28,700
This is a bit dangerous actually.

7793
05:19:29,500 --> 05:19:30,780
Man of my condition.

7794
05:19:31,280 --> 05:19:32,460
In the state I'm in.

7795
05:19:34,020 --> 05:19:35,840
I'm one can deep, sure.

7796
05:19:38,440 --> 05:19:38,860
Equip.

7797
05:19:44,280 --> 05:19:45,700
Sponsored by Grosch.

7798
05:19:53,700 --> 05:19:54,180
Whoa.

7799
05:19:54,180 --> 05:19:54,260
Whoa.

7800
05:19:54,260 --> 05:19:56,480
Sorry.

7801
05:19:56,880 --> 05:19:58,020
Went too fast there.

7802
05:20:00,500 --> 05:20:01,840
Went too fast on that one.

7803
05:20:01,940 --> 05:20:03,500
Look at the smoke coming off him.

7804
05:20:21,120 --> 05:20:21,720
He's not.

7805
05:20:21,720 --> 05:20:22,660
He's eating them.

7806
05:20:22,660 --> 05:20:23,020
He's eating them, isn't he?

7807
05:20:25,320 --> 05:20:26,860
He is fucking eating that.

7808
05:20:27,120 --> 05:20:28,120
Thanks very much for the tip.

7809
05:20:28,240 --> 05:20:28,680
Arnold.

7810
05:20:30,900 --> 05:20:31,700
Connor Williams.

7811
05:20:32,100 --> 05:20:32,500
Demo.

7812
05:20:32,620 --> 05:20:33,180
Thank you very much.

7813
05:20:33,280 --> 05:20:33,640
Coolie.

7814
05:20:33,740 --> 05:20:34,240
Thank you very much.

7815
05:20:34,340 --> 05:20:35,040
Cuckoo Monk.

7816
05:20:36,720 --> 05:20:37,840
Let's just get out of here.

7817
05:20:37,960 --> 05:20:38,720
Speed run style.

7818
05:20:42,220 --> 05:20:43,960
That was part of the fucking run.

7819
05:20:43,960 --> 05:20:43,980
That was part of the fucking run.

7820
05:20:46,540 --> 05:20:47,880
Just soften the blow.

7821
05:20:48,440 --> 05:20:53,040
I mean he doesn't die but at least you let him know how you really felt about the situation.

7822
05:20:53,040 --> 05:21:08,860
Operation Grosch has taken a dramatic and exciting twist.

7823
05:21:08,860 --> 05:21:13,620
Which came first?

7824
05:21:13,620 --> 05:21:15,260
The rocket launcher or the Grosch?

7825
05:21:15,820 --> 05:21:17,380
I dare say the rocket launcher.

7826
05:21:18,100 --> 05:21:18,640
Whoa.

7827
05:21:21,580 --> 05:21:22,680
Johnny Sexton.

7828
05:21:22,800 --> 05:21:23,580
Thank you very much.

7829
05:21:31,140 --> 05:21:32,360
You're joking me.

7830
05:21:38,000 --> 05:21:38,960
Open sesame.

7831
05:21:46,960 --> 05:21:47,380
Whoa.

7832
05:21:58,500 --> 05:22:00,780
Just give him a little bit of a fucking see you later.

7833
05:22:01,440 --> 05:22:02,220
Gary Mason.

7834
05:22:02,460 --> 05:22:03,360
Thank you very much.

7835
05:22:08,100 --> 05:22:09,000
Look at this now.

7836
05:22:12,480 --> 05:22:13,800
This is just lovely.

7837
05:22:14,500 --> 05:22:15,800
This is really nice.

7838
05:22:16,020 --> 05:22:16,740
Everything I wanted.

7839
05:22:16,820 --> 05:22:17,460
This is Christmas.

7840
05:22:18,460 --> 05:22:20,420
This is exactly what Christmas is all about.

7841
05:22:21,060 --> 05:22:22,040
And it's not even Christmas.

7842
05:22:22,280 --> 05:22:24,500
And here we have some situations right here.

7843
05:22:24,660 --> 05:22:24,920
Tom.

7844
05:22:26,820 --> 05:22:28,480
Looks like it's going to be a...

7845
05:22:28,480 --> 05:22:29,980
A beautiful scenario.

7846
05:22:30,140 --> 05:22:32,780
Where you're going to have to walk through lasers and whatnot.

7847
05:22:33,180 --> 05:22:34,240
Let's see how you get on.

7848
05:22:34,480 --> 05:22:35,680
That's round one.

7849
05:22:35,740 --> 05:22:36,260
You've done it.

7850
05:22:36,580 --> 05:22:37,760
It's like the crystal maze.

7851
05:22:38,320 --> 05:22:39,980
But with Ada Wong in Resident Evil.

7852
05:22:40,560 --> 05:22:41,860
And lasers that could kill you.

7853
05:22:45,280 --> 05:22:45,720
Lovely.

7854
05:22:46,320 --> 05:22:47,820
And now final piece of the puzzle.

7855
05:22:49,300 --> 05:22:50,000
Watch out.

7856
05:22:50,640 --> 05:22:51,460
Gonna slash you.

7857
05:22:53,660 --> 05:22:54,140
Beautiful.

7858
05:22:55,100 --> 05:22:56,120
Beautiful moves.

7859
05:22:56,120 --> 05:22:56,440
Oh, that was expensive.

7860
05:22:56,440 --> 05:23:00,280
Sorry about that.

7861
05:23:00,360 --> 05:23:01,000
I had to cough down.

7862
05:23:03,460 --> 05:23:04,160
Cheers, Tom.

7863
05:23:04,300 --> 05:23:05,020
It's great to have that.

7864
05:23:05,780 --> 05:23:07,140
Beautiful bit of...

7865
05:23:07,140 --> 05:23:08,440
Color fucking...

7866
05:23:09,560 --> 05:23:11,080
Co-commentary on there.

7867
05:23:11,140 --> 05:23:12,440
Let's just say co-commentary because...

7868
05:23:13,740 --> 05:23:17,060
Indeed, I'm providing a lot of the fucking commentary myself here tonight.

7869
05:23:17,720 --> 05:23:18,760
If not all of it.

7870
05:23:20,860 --> 05:23:21,860
Not my bets.

7871
05:23:21,860 --> 05:23:22,200
This is it.

7872
05:23:22,260 --> 05:23:22,900
Just your bets.

7873
05:23:23,080 --> 05:23:24,480
Now, how to connect the difference.

7874
05:23:24,480 --> 05:23:25,980
Thanks for the thanks in a way.

7875
05:23:27,820 --> 05:23:30,320
Seemed like it was a backhanded compliment.

7876
05:23:35,740 --> 05:23:37,380
It was nothing of the sort.

7877
05:23:37,700 --> 05:23:39,320
Now, what's the story here with this?

7878
05:23:39,360 --> 05:23:41,740
Is it a fucking laptop that she's got?

7879
05:23:41,920 --> 05:23:44,180
Is she uploading some information files?

7880
05:23:44,400 --> 05:23:45,340
Or what's she got here?

7881
05:23:45,520 --> 05:23:47,500
Is she a Dropbox account?

7882
05:23:47,620 --> 05:23:47,700
I'm at the site.

7883
05:23:47,700 --> 05:23:47,700
I'm at the site.

7884
05:23:47,700 --> 05:23:48,520
I'm jacking into the main terminal.

7885
05:23:48,900 --> 05:23:50,800
She's jacking into a fucking terminal.

7886
05:23:51,900 --> 05:23:53,020
Well, if she's jacking in.

7887
05:23:53,660 --> 05:23:54,640
We're jacking.

7888
05:23:55,020 --> 05:23:56,000
How are you getting on there?

7889
05:23:56,100 --> 05:24:03,540
We're actually looking here at a cutscene made by the Capcom boys from out there in the realms of Japan.

7890
05:24:03,780 --> 05:24:04,340
Konami.

7891
05:24:05,080 --> 05:24:06,080
Amanda Brunkers.

7892
05:24:06,740 --> 05:24:07,800
Thanks very much.

7893
05:24:19,800 --> 05:24:22,300
He's arranging for a fucking way to get back to the island.

7894
05:24:23,500 --> 05:24:27,040
I wanna take you to the island.

7895
05:24:28,720 --> 05:24:30,560
And kill lots of cunts.

7896
05:24:30,720 --> 05:24:31,800
Alternative lyrics.

7897
05:24:31,800 --> 05:24:36,680
Alternative version that Paul Brady did of that song.

7898
05:24:37,600 --> 05:24:38,240
It's out there.

7899
05:24:38,240 --> 05:24:38,980
You need to find it.

7900
05:24:38,980 --> 05:24:40,680
It's available on a bootleg.

7901
05:24:41,820 --> 05:24:46,820
Where he sings, "I wanna bring you to the island and kill a load of cunts."

7902
05:24:47,260 --> 05:24:52,560
And he was actually prophesizing about this game that was gonna be coming out 20, 30 years later.

7903
05:24:52,560 --> 05:24:53,760
Unbelievable stuff.

7904
05:25:06,080 --> 05:25:06,840
Oh, she's done.

7905
05:25:07,380 --> 05:25:08,040
Let's get that...

7906
05:25:08,920 --> 05:25:10,220
Rocket piece equipped.

7907
05:25:14,680 --> 05:25:16,220
Rockadoodle dandy, huh?

7908
05:25:16,600 --> 05:25:17,900
Christmas in a box.

7909
05:25:18,480 --> 05:25:21,220
Christmas wrapped up in a big fucking gift bowl.

7910
05:25:22,360 --> 05:25:24,440
Have I gone the right way here or what's the story of me?

7911
05:25:25,080 --> 05:25:25,700
We go through here?

7912
05:25:25,960 --> 05:25:26,460
Okay.

7913
05:25:29,880 --> 05:25:30,660
The Amber Research.

7914
05:25:30,660 --> 05:25:32,980
Okay, we'll just fucking ignore all that.

7915
05:25:33,680 --> 05:25:36,660
I mean, I could put a bit of color and flavor into it, but it's...

7916
05:25:37,500 --> 05:25:38,940
It's five past one.

7917
05:25:42,720 --> 05:25:44,020
Operation Grolsch has begun.

7918
05:25:44,020 --> 05:25:44,720
Operation Grolsch has begun.

7919
05:25:45,840 --> 05:25:54,020
And for some reason, there is little necessity or the feeling of necessity in order to elaborate over these little cutscenes.

7920
05:25:54,020 --> 05:25:55,140
But I will say this, Tom.

7921
05:25:56,140 --> 05:25:58,100
This is one of your favorite scenes, Tom, isn't it?

7922
05:25:58,100 --> 05:26:01,760
It is, yeah, because...

7923
05:26:01,760 --> 05:26:05,260
I really like the idea of what's going on.

7924
05:26:07,440 --> 05:26:08,620
It's jumping through lasers.

7925
05:26:08,980 --> 05:26:09,840
It's spooky.

7926
05:26:10,020 --> 05:26:10,500
It's scary.

7927
05:26:11,440 --> 05:26:12,240
You press B.

7928
05:26:12,660 --> 05:26:13,300
It's great.

7929
05:26:14,760 --> 05:26:15,680
Not...

7930
05:26:15,680 --> 05:26:17,300
Not that good, though, Tom, is it?

7931
05:26:18,180 --> 05:26:18,940
Wait for it, though.

7932
05:26:19,220 --> 05:26:19,860
We've got her...

7933
05:26:19,860 --> 05:26:20,900
We've got this coming up.

7934
05:26:25,960 --> 05:26:26,680
Wait for it.

7935
05:26:30,640 --> 05:26:31,700
It's a nice situation.

7936
05:26:34,200 --> 05:26:35,200
Crazy bit of business.

7937
05:26:37,100 --> 05:26:38,000
Crazy bit of business.

7938
05:26:40,880 --> 05:26:42,120
Lovely stuff there.

7939
05:26:42,480 --> 05:26:44,180
And a lovely, beautiful...

7940
05:26:44,180 --> 05:26:47,640
Thank you so much for your gorgeous and amazing tip.

7941
05:26:48,620 --> 05:26:50,660
Green Bean Supreme.

7942
05:26:51,920 --> 05:26:52,480
And...

7943
05:26:52,480 --> 05:26:55,760
Also, creamed bream as well.

7944
05:26:56,140 --> 05:26:56,860
Got you now, Sadler.

7945
05:26:56,860 --> 05:26:58,340
Which...

7946
05:26:58,340 --> 05:27:00,960
Makes my stomach turn thinking about it.

7947
05:27:01,100 --> 05:27:02,960
Creamed fucking bream.

7948
05:27:03,100 --> 05:27:05,540
Like having a fish that's been creamed.

7949
05:27:06,540 --> 05:27:08,060
You're gonna get creamed.

7950
05:27:09,060 --> 05:27:10,080
I think we're through now.

7951
05:27:10,200 --> 05:27:11,340
The final chapter.

7952
05:27:11,460 --> 05:27:11,880
This is it.

7953
05:27:15,680 --> 05:27:18,400
Whoever had the fucking rocket launcher idea...

7954
05:27:18,400 --> 05:27:19,980
I think it might have been Flood.

7955
05:27:20,580 --> 05:27:21,980
If it was you...

7956
05:27:21,980 --> 05:27:23,080
Fair fucking play to you.

7957
05:27:23,500 --> 05:27:25,420
If it wasn't you...

7958
05:27:25,420 --> 05:27:26,460
Then whoever said it...

7959
05:27:27,740 --> 05:27:28,460
Is the Lord...

7960
05:27:29,740 --> 05:27:30,540
Of Christmas.

7961
05:27:32,960 --> 05:27:33,360
And...

7962
05:27:33,360 --> 05:27:35,320
Christianity as well.

7963
05:27:36,080 --> 05:27:37,180
Gonna go out there as well.

7964
05:27:37,500 --> 05:27:39,180
Probably Jesus in the chat.

7965
05:27:39,260 --> 05:27:40,100
Probably Jesus.

7966
05:27:42,020 --> 05:27:44,800
Probably Jesus recommending stuff in the chat...

7967
05:27:44,800 --> 05:27:45,860
At five past one.

7968
05:27:46,780 --> 05:27:47,960
On a fucking Sunday morning.

7969
05:27:50,020 --> 05:27:51,020
It was...

7970
05:27:51,020 --> 05:27:51,720
It was...

7971
05:27:51,720 --> 05:27:52,900
I'd say it says Red FM.

7972
05:27:53,020 --> 05:27:54,240
It was a Flood cream.

7973
05:27:54,380 --> 05:27:55,220
Was it a Flood cream?

7974
05:27:55,300 --> 05:27:55,940
I don't think...

7975
05:27:55,940 --> 05:27:58,280
I think it was me and a few others said Flood.

7976
05:27:58,380 --> 05:27:58,840
So...

7977
05:27:58,840 --> 05:27:59,840
Flood is...

7978
05:27:59,840 --> 05:28:00,840
Is...

7979
05:28:00,840 --> 05:28:01,840
Weaving...

7980
05:28:01,840 --> 05:28:02,760
A fucking...

7981
05:28:02,760 --> 05:28:03,600
Alibi...

7982
05:28:03,600 --> 05:28:04,880
Or a statement...

7983
05:28:04,880 --> 05:28:06,760
Which directs it at him...

7984
05:28:06,760 --> 05:28:07,460
Don't worry.

7985
05:28:07,520 --> 05:28:08,400
I'll be checking back.

7986
05:28:08,480 --> 05:28:09,340
I'll be looking back.

7987
05:28:10,200 --> 05:28:10,540
But...

7988
05:28:10,540 --> 05:28:11,400
Let's just say...

7989
05:28:12,600 --> 05:28:13,700
That that was amazing.

7990
05:28:14,640 --> 05:28:15,400
And this...

7991
05:28:16,400 --> 05:28:18,400
This is only gonna be...

7992
05:28:18,400 --> 05:28:19,700
A compliment to...

7993
05:28:19,700 --> 05:28:20,900
Your amazing suggestion.

7994
05:28:22,360 --> 05:28:25,260
I'm gonna have to go for Can number two.

7995
05:28:27,540 --> 05:28:28,740
I don't want to...

7996
05:28:28,740 --> 05:28:30,660
If I hit that now...

7997
05:28:30,660 --> 05:28:32,640
I'll have it finished too soon.

7998
05:28:37,040 --> 05:28:37,540
The Pope.

7999
05:28:37,620 --> 05:28:38,380
Thank you very much.

8000
05:28:43,320 --> 05:28:44,240
Now...

8001
05:28:44,240 --> 05:28:45,500
Find Leon...

8002
05:28:45,500 --> 05:28:46,140
And Sadler.

8003
05:28:48,420 --> 05:28:50,040
Big shout out to your man Jesus.

8004
05:28:50,220 --> 05:28:50,880
Says the Pope.

8005
05:28:50,980 --> 05:28:51,720
Thank you very much.

8006
05:28:51,800 --> 05:28:54,840
And I heard Pope Francis there was talking about the...

8007
05:28:54,840 --> 05:28:56,180
His funeral.

8008
05:28:57,020 --> 05:28:57,700
Like...

8009
05:28:57,700 --> 05:29:00,220
So he must be imminently on the way out.

8010
05:29:00,300 --> 05:29:01,260
I'm not particularly sure.

8011
05:29:01,320 --> 05:29:02,900
But he said he didn't want...

8012
05:29:02,900 --> 05:29:03,880
A big hullabaloo.

8013
05:29:04,060 --> 05:29:05,100
That's a paraphrase.

8014
05:29:05,200 --> 05:29:06,120
He didn't actually say that.

8015
05:29:06,240 --> 05:29:06,700
But...

8016
05:29:06,700 --> 05:29:08,000
Something along the lines of...

8017
05:29:08,000 --> 05:29:10,480
He doesn't want to be buried in the fucking Vatican...

8018
05:29:10,480 --> 05:29:11,740
With all the boys in the vault...

8019
05:29:11,740 --> 05:29:12,380
In the crypt.

8020
05:29:13,740 --> 05:29:15,540
Imagine being in a fucking crypt.

8021
05:29:15,800 --> 05:29:15,980
Like...

8022
05:29:15,980 --> 05:29:17,480
That's what I would...

8023
05:29:17,480 --> 05:29:19,140
Kind of enjoy.

8024
05:29:19,300 --> 05:29:20,480
I'd imagine being like...

8025
05:29:20,480 --> 05:29:21,240
In death.

8026
05:29:21,980 --> 05:29:22,820
Like...

8027
05:29:22,820 --> 05:29:24,040
Eternalised forever.

8028
05:29:24,180 --> 05:29:26,220
In a fucking gold clad crypt.

8029
05:29:26,220 --> 05:29:26,860
In the Vatican.

8030
05:29:27,460 --> 05:29:28,860
At the same time...

8031
05:29:28,860 --> 05:29:31,180
Probably a high value target.

8032
05:29:33,300 --> 05:29:33,820
Rumpelforskins.

8033
05:29:33,940 --> 05:29:34,820
Thank you very much.

8034
05:29:35,420 --> 05:29:36,140
At the same time...

8035
05:29:36,140 --> 05:29:38,300
The Vatican's probably a high value target...

8036
05:29:38,300 --> 05:29:40,280
For a potential bombing...

8037
05:29:40,280 --> 05:29:42,040
Or fucking bulldozing in the future.

8038
05:29:42,200 --> 05:29:43,780
Because let's face it...

8039
05:29:43,780 --> 05:29:44,980
A system like that...

8040
05:29:44,980 --> 05:29:46,180
Can't go on forever...

8041
05:29:46,180 --> 05:29:46,920
In a way...

8042
05:29:46,920 --> 05:29:48,320
It'll probably just be immortalised...

8043
05:29:48,320 --> 05:29:49,480
At some sort of museum...

8044
05:29:49,480 --> 05:29:51,520
To future generations of aliens...

8045
05:29:51,520 --> 05:29:52,240
And they'll be like...

8046
05:29:52,240 --> 05:29:54,920
This is where they used to have their worship place...

8047
05:29:54,920 --> 05:29:57,060
And it was the head of all that...

8048
05:29:57,060 --> 05:29:58,560
And now we walk around it...

8049
05:29:58,560 --> 05:29:59,760
And look at the Sistine Chapel...

8050
05:29:59,760 --> 05:30:00,520
And all that stuff...

8051
05:30:00,520 --> 05:30:01,140
Because in fairness...

8052
05:30:01,140 --> 05:30:02,200
You should be able to...

8053
05:30:02,200 --> 05:30:02,960
Maybe you can do that...

8054
05:30:02,960 --> 05:30:03,680
I've never been there.

8055
05:30:04,520 --> 05:30:05,340
Never been there.

8056
05:30:06,000 --> 05:30:07,240
Let's get this game finished.

8057
05:30:07,880 --> 05:30:08,180
Sorry...

8058
05:30:08,180 --> 05:30:10,340
The Grosch is beginning to have a...

8059
05:30:10,340 --> 05:30:11,320
Welcome...

8060
05:30:11,320 --> 05:30:14,320
I'd say a detrimental effect...

8061
05:30:14,320 --> 05:30:16,080
On the progress of the game...

8062
05:30:16,080 --> 05:30:16,720
Where I...

8063
05:30:16,720 --> 05:30:18,020
I start talking shite...

8064
05:30:18,020 --> 05:30:21,520
At a different kind of level and rate...

8065
05:30:21,520 --> 05:30:22,600
Which I usually would.

8066
05:30:22,760 --> 05:30:24,020
Well look at this...

8067
05:30:24,020 --> 05:30:28,260
Didn't even hit the cut...

8068
05:30:28,260 --> 05:30:28,860
But...

8069
05:30:28,860 --> 05:30:29,200
The...

8070
05:30:29,200 --> 05:30:29,560
The...

8071
05:30:29,560 --> 05:30:30,660
Backblast...

8072
05:30:30,660 --> 05:30:32,800
Was enough to take him down to Chinatown...

8073
05:30:32,800 --> 05:30:34,800
Iniesta...

8074
05:30:35,800 --> 05:30:36,800
Here he is...

8075
05:30:38,280 --> 05:30:38,800
FC Kobe...

8076
05:30:39,600 --> 05:30:39,800
Oh fuck...

8077
05:30:43,380 --> 05:30:44,800
Kobe Bryant...

8078
05:30:47,280 --> 05:30:48,800
Joe Bellingham...

8079
05:30:50,180 --> 05:30:51,800
Give him a slice of the job...

8080
05:30:51,800 --> 05:30:56,800
Fucking Job's after you...

8081
05:31:00,940 --> 05:31:05,140
Your rhetoric will smother you...

8082
05:31:05,140 --> 05:31:06,900
Your rhetoric will smother you...

8083
05:31:06,900 --> 05:31:08,400
Thank you very much for the tip there...

8084
05:31:08,400 --> 05:31:09,800
And none other than...

8085
05:31:09,800 --> 05:31:10,800
Tom...

8086
05:31:11,740 --> 05:31:13,800
Crazy little guy called Tom...

8087
05:31:14,620 --> 05:31:15,800
Thank you very much...

8088
05:31:19,340 --> 05:31:21,780
This is just the perfect December...

8089
05:31:21,780 --> 05:31:22,780
The fucking 17th...

8090
05:31:23,460 --> 05:31:24,760
I've had a lot of...

8091
05:31:24,760 --> 05:31:26,180
Good December the 17th...

8092
05:31:26,180 --> 05:31:26,780
Don't get me wrong...

8093
05:31:27,540 --> 05:31:28,780
But this is probably gonna go down...

8094
05:31:29,760 --> 05:31:30,780
As one I'll remember...

8095
05:31:31,500 --> 05:31:32,800
For a long long time...

8096
05:31:32,800 --> 05:31:34,120
If not a day...

8097
05:31:34,120 --> 05:31:34,780
Look at that...

8098
05:31:35,480 --> 05:31:35,780
Wow...

8099
05:31:36,500 --> 05:31:38,780
Oh...

8100
05:31:39,860 --> 05:31:40,780
Over animated...

8101
05:31:41,540 --> 05:31:42,780
And excited streamer...

8102
05:31:44,260 --> 05:31:44,780
Look at that...

8103
05:31:45,740 --> 05:31:45,780
Wow...

8104
05:31:49,780 --> 05:31:52,500
Oh my god!

8105
05:31:53,160 --> 05:31:53,600
Wow!

8106
05:31:56,000 --> 05:31:57,520
Ah! No!

8107
05:32:06,940 --> 05:32:07,500
Yeah!

8108
05:32:12,380 --> 05:32:13,580
Thanks for the tip there.

8109
05:32:13,680 --> 05:32:15,220
What does Gary Devil think?

8110
05:32:15,760 --> 05:32:18,340
Look, he hasn't shown his fucking face.

8111
05:32:18,500 --> 05:32:20,060
It's like he's not tuning in.

8112
05:32:20,860 --> 05:32:23,400
But I mean, hopefully there's something to be said.

8113
05:32:25,200 --> 05:32:26,560
At some stage.

8114
05:32:29,000 --> 05:32:35,720
The music here sounds like the fucking tense early days music in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

8115
05:32:36,080 --> 05:32:38,380
Where they're racing through the first idiot questions.

8116
05:32:40,360 --> 05:32:46,380
I'd like to watch the video of the man who failed on, like, the first question, or there's a few of those, like...

8117
05:32:47,220 --> 05:32:50,220
* loops*

8118
05:32:50,220 --> 05:32:50,220
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

8119
05:32:50,220 --> 05:32:52,220
*Pigman*

8120
05:32:52,220 --> 05:32:54,220
See you later pigman!

8121
05:32:54,220 --> 05:32:57,220
Pigman stink!

8122
05:32:57,220 --> 05:33:06,220
No relation to Fatman Scoop, the acclaimed rap star and hip hop god.

8123
05:33:06,220 --> 05:33:09,220
And this is a red and a greener.

8124
05:33:09,220 --> 05:33:14,220
And we're sticking that into the machiner known as Ada Wong's system.

8125
05:33:14,220 --> 05:33:19,220
We press a few buttons in the elevator. That sends us up the shaft.

8126
05:33:19,220 --> 05:33:24,220
Last drop of drink in the garage can? I think I will.

8127
05:33:30,220 --> 05:33:32,220
It is a great system.

8128
05:33:32,220 --> 05:33:36,220
It's one that we've looked forward to for quite some time indeed.

8129
05:33:36,220 --> 05:33:42,220
Maybe part of the fucking subconscious reason for not getting this speedrun finished

8130
05:33:42,220 --> 05:33:47,220
was that it would have meant that we would never see situation again.

8131
05:33:47,220 --> 05:33:48,220
Tom?

8132
05:33:48,220 --> 05:33:57,220
I'd say just take care of these Indiastras fast and furiously if you want. Pick up stuff, but they're...

8133
05:33:57,220 --> 05:34:00,220
How about that? Lovely bit of fucking secondary.

8134
05:34:00,220 --> 05:34:07,220
Your man's fucking shtooped. He's gone. He's left a red beret.

8135
05:34:07,220 --> 05:34:13,220
Red lovely beret.

8136
05:34:13,220 --> 05:34:23,220
And then we've got another twist and a turn. And lo and behold, that sweet, sweet son of a gun.

8137
05:34:23,220 --> 05:34:26,220
Mr. DD himself.

8138
05:34:26,220 --> 05:34:33,220
And then he's back at it again with another sweet and tender tip ripper runus.

8139
05:34:33,220 --> 05:34:36,220
And look at that lad. It's Q-ness for him.

8140
05:34:36,220 --> 05:34:41,220
Nothing but an eerie silence hangs over his emblazoned corpse.

8141
05:34:41,220 --> 05:34:47,220
And look at that. Another situation room special edition.

8142
05:34:47,220 --> 05:34:51,220
Get Hillary Clinton.

8143
05:34:51,220 --> 05:34:54,220
Barack Obama.

8144
05:34:54,220 --> 05:34:57,220
Fucking Jimmy Two Shoes.

8145
05:34:57,220 --> 05:35:00,220
The ghost of Donald Rumsfeld.

8146
05:35:01,220 --> 05:35:03,220
Fucking Barry Bush.

8147
05:35:06,220 --> 05:35:07,220
Laura Bush.

8148
05:35:08,220 --> 05:35:10,220
Fucking Colin Powell.

8149
05:35:14,220 --> 05:35:15,220
And none other.

8150
05:35:15,220 --> 05:35:21,220
Than current fucking Secretary of Defense, I think.

8151
05:35:23,220 --> 05:35:25,220
John Kirby's Dreamland.

8152
05:35:26,220 --> 05:35:28,220
An absolutely amazing man.

8153
05:35:28,220 --> 05:35:30,220
Who's done a power of a...

8154
05:35:31,220 --> 05:35:32,220
Credible work.

8155
05:35:33,220 --> 05:35:34,220
For the US.

8156
05:35:35,220 --> 05:35:37,220
And not just the US, but the world as well.

8157
05:35:37,220 --> 05:35:38,220
Let's just face it.

8158
05:35:38,220 --> 05:35:40,220
And another... I'll tell you another person who's...

8159
05:35:41,220 --> 05:35:42,220
Who's up there.

8160
05:35:42,220 --> 05:35:45,220
With that gang of absolute legends.

8161
05:35:45,220 --> 05:35:47,220
None other than Klim Crew.

8162
05:35:52,220 --> 05:35:53,220
And the way it's going.

8163
05:35:55,220 --> 05:35:57,220
I think Klim Crew's gonna be fucking at the top of the tree.

8164
05:36:00,220 --> 05:36:01,220
Soon enough.

8165
05:36:05,220 --> 05:36:06,220
Almost there.

8166
05:36:07,220 --> 05:36:08,220
Here we go.

8167
05:36:09,220 --> 05:36:11,220
Another treasure chest.

8168
05:36:11,220 --> 05:36:13,220
A Justicia statue.

8169
05:36:15,220 --> 05:36:16,220
Justicia.

8170
05:36:17,220 --> 05:36:18,220
Justitia.

8171
05:36:22,220 --> 05:36:25,220
And now a situation again where we fucking...

8172
05:36:25,220 --> 05:36:26,220
I can hardly contain myself.

8173
05:36:27,220 --> 05:36:28,220
You're really good.

8174
05:36:29,220 --> 05:36:30,220
What the fuck is he?

8175
05:36:31,220 --> 05:36:32,220
Have you...

8176
05:36:32,220 --> 05:36:33,220
What?

8177
05:36:33,220 --> 05:36:34,220
I really...

8178
05:36:34,220 --> 05:36:34,220
Welcome stranger.

8179
05:36:34,220 --> 05:36:35,220
I've got a selection.

8180
05:36:35,220 --> 05:36:36,220
I've got a selection.

8181
05:36:36,220 --> 05:36:36,220
I've got a good things or sounds.

8182
05:36:36,220 --> 05:36:37,220
I've got a hardy contain myself.

8183
05:36:37,220 --> 05:36:38,220
You're really gonna do it stranger.

8184
05:36:38,220 --> 05:36:39,220
Why not try your hand at a new gun stranger?

8185
05:36:39,220 --> 05:36:40,220
Why not try your hand at a new gun stranger?

8186
05:36:40,220 --> 05:36:41,220
Why not try your hand at a new gun stranger?

8187
05:36:41,220 --> 05:36:42,220
Why not try your hand at a new gun stranger?

8188
05:36:42,220 --> 05:36:43,220
Why not try your hand at a new gun stranger?

8189
05:36:43,220 --> 05:36:44,220
Might save your life.

8190
05:36:44,220 --> 05:36:45,220
Might save your life.

8191
05:36:46,220 --> 05:36:47,220
Tupo.

8192
05:36:47,220 --> 05:36:48,220
Thank you very much.

8193
05:36:48,220 --> 05:36:49,220
You old charmer.

8194
05:36:50,220 --> 05:36:51,220
Uh...

8195
05:36:51,220 --> 05:36:52,220
Charm Don Manuel.

8196
05:36:52,220 --> 05:36:54,220
Okay, so these are different charms that he's got.

8197
05:36:54,220 --> 05:36:57,220
That I could potentially buy with my 62,000 pesetas.

8198
05:36:57,220 --> 05:36:59,220
Will I waste time looking at these or what?

8199
05:37:00,220 --> 05:37:01,220
An attache case.

8200
05:37:01,220 --> 05:37:02,220
It has 20%.

8201
05:37:02,220 --> 05:37:03,220
I'm never gonna...

8202
05:37:03,220 --> 05:37:05,220
I'm probably never gonna play this game again.

8203
05:37:05,220 --> 05:37:06,220
That's sad, isn't it?

8204
05:37:07,220 --> 05:37:08,220
Probably never gonna play it again.

8205
05:37:09,220 --> 05:37:12,220
There's no point in me fucking adding this to my thing.

8206
05:37:12,220 --> 05:37:14,220
I should just save the game and move.

8207
05:37:16,220 --> 05:37:19,220
But other games will come along and that'll be fine, you know?

8208
05:37:19,220 --> 05:37:21,220
It doesn't matter about the ones that you won't play again.

8209
05:37:21,220 --> 05:37:24,220
And if I do, then the save game file is there.

8210
05:37:24,220 --> 05:37:28,220
I should probably save the game on a different slot there.

8211
05:37:28,220 --> 05:37:30,220
For future generations.

8212
05:37:31,220 --> 05:37:33,220
Let's go the third one there.

8213
05:37:34,220 --> 05:37:35,220
Not gonna remember it.

8214
05:37:35,220 --> 05:37:43,220
This is beautiful.

8215
05:37:46,220 --> 05:37:47,220
Any percent, guys.

8216
05:37:47,220 --> 05:37:48,220
Any percent.

8217
05:37:48,220 --> 05:37:49,220
World record run.

8218
05:37:49,220 --> 05:37:50,220
No...

8219
05:37:51,220 --> 05:37:52,220
Action necessary.

8220
05:37:52,220 --> 05:37:54,220
No refunds.

8221
05:38:03,220 --> 05:38:07,220
Crunch Minister, thank you very much.

8222
05:38:08,220 --> 05:38:10,220
Have I taken the wrong way here?

8223
05:38:11,220 --> 05:38:12,220
Yeah, I have.

8224
05:38:12,220 --> 05:38:13,220
Or have I?

8225
05:38:14,220 --> 05:38:14,220
Yeah, wrong way.

8226
05:38:14,220 --> 05:38:15,220
I went back up the lift.

8227
05:38:18,220 --> 05:38:19,220
Trying to think now, have I got this wrong?

8228
05:38:19,220 --> 05:38:22,220
Like, is it not a fucking situation with fucking Leon?

8229
05:38:23,220 --> 05:38:24,220
Alright, go up now.

8230
05:38:25,220 --> 05:38:27,220
Elon Musk, thank you very much for the bog wettery.

8231
05:38:28,220 --> 05:38:31,220
Hope that your bog is well and truly wetted.

8232
05:38:31,220 --> 05:38:32,220
And you're ready.

8233
05:38:33,220 --> 05:38:37,220
To regenerate and achieve net zero as well.

8234
05:38:38,220 --> 05:38:39,220
Like all of us are.

8235
05:38:39,220 --> 05:38:40,220
We're dying for it.

8236
05:38:41,220 --> 05:38:42,220
So hang on.

8237
05:38:42,220 --> 05:38:43,220
So this is here.

8238
05:38:43,220 --> 05:38:45,220
This is not the right way I want to be.

8239
05:38:45,220 --> 05:38:47,220
Sea castle is after you, thank you very much.

8240
05:38:47,220 --> 05:38:49,220
Do we duck and go under this?

8241
05:38:49,220 --> 05:38:50,220
We do.

8242
05:38:50,220 --> 05:38:51,220
We do.

8243
05:38:51,220 --> 05:38:55,220
See that, Len?

8244
05:38:55,220 --> 05:38:56,220
Yes.

8245
05:38:56,220 --> 05:38:57,220
Yes.

8246
05:38:57,220 --> 05:38:58,220
Yes.

8247
05:38:58,220 --> 05:38:59,220
Yes.

8248
05:38:59,220 --> 05:39:00,220
Yes.

8249
05:39:00,220 --> 05:39:01,220
Yes.

8250
05:39:01,220 --> 05:39:04,220
I'll have that all day and all night.

8251
05:39:05,220 --> 05:39:10,220
Be careful now if you need to make sure you're fucking aiming at the right places when you do that.

8252
05:39:10,220 --> 05:39:17,220
And also be as gracious in victory as you would be in defeat.

8253
05:39:20,220 --> 05:39:30,220
Very little grace to be had at either end of the spectrum when it comes to myself, but I'll take those words and I'll try and act upon them.

8254
05:39:30,220 --> 05:39:31,220
Here we go.

8255
05:39:31,220 --> 05:39:32,220
Scumbags.

8256
05:39:32,220 --> 05:39:33,220
This is the end of it.

8257
05:39:33,220 --> 05:39:34,220
The sweet mercy they bring.

8258
05:39:34,220 --> 05:39:39,220
Exalt gold and let it be done.

8259
05:39:49,220 --> 05:39:54,220
You've got a rocket launcher and you're whipping out the submachine gun.

8260
05:39:54,220 --> 05:39:55,220
As if.

8261
05:39:55,220 --> 05:40:18,220
I'm really going to enjoy this now.

8262
05:40:18,220 --> 05:40:23,220
Just hold that there one second and replenish our stock.

8263
05:40:23,220 --> 05:40:49,220
stock. Adam Sadler is it? Let's see what you got man.

8264
05:40:49,220 --> 05:41:18,220
That is it? Felt like fucking Popeye then taking a swig of the can as if it were spinach. Capfist, thank you very much for the tip.

8265
05:41:18,220 --> 05:41:34,220
Capfist. Who like? Who in this place? Where and how and what method of transportation? Tom do you want to comment on that situation?

8266
05:41:34,220 --> 05:41:46,220
Great situation, it's a great scene. Aris, thank you very much for the tip. Who do you have winning between Gary Dembel and Jamie Liverbird?

8267
05:41:46,220 --> 05:41:56,220
I'm not sure who's winning that one. Probably Gary like he's just more media adept or not media adept. I just say he's kind of got more bite and sizzle.

8268
05:41:56,220 --> 05:42:12,220
He's a bit more quick off the mark when it comes to the opinions. And Jamie Liverbird will always have, I'll always have the image of him spitting a load of phlegm from a Range Rover at a fucking, at another person.

8269
05:42:12,220 --> 05:42:32,220
But there's a debate out there as to whether or not he was in the ride for that. I don't think, I don't think he was really. And then of course there was the obligatory Sky Sports fucking apology moment where he's down. Look at the situation, Tam.

8270
05:42:32,220 --> 05:42:44,220
It's fantastic. Thank you very much there. Fave Dolly177 for the tip. Happy Christmas. Keep up the good work, Hope World as well. And Anonymous, thank you very much for the tip.

8271
05:42:44,220 --> 05:43:01,220
You say thanks for the streams. Hope you're getting well. Hope you're getting on well. And whatever happened to G-Jews, thank you very much for the payment there. I'm not sure, but we wish G-Jews well and all the best.

8272
05:43:01,220 --> 05:43:10,220
The legend of Sea Castle himself. I can't really comment on it, but Francis knows all about it.

8273
05:43:10,220 --> 05:43:25,220
Back to the Shenmue days. Look at the state of this fucking drifter. He needs to be sent packing back to the realm which he spawned from.

8274
05:43:25,220 --> 05:43:34,220
"Bombs on this island start popping off."

8275
05:43:34,220 --> 05:43:43,220
"Bombs are about to start popping here." "Ada Wong tells us everything we need to know."

8276
05:43:43,220 --> 05:43:54,220
"I'm gonna just level a few accusations of rocket at the fucking cunt that's fighting Leon." "See what happens." "They want me to go and grab a rocket launcher even though I have an infinite one."

8277
05:43:54,220 --> 05:44:03,220
"These guys, they don't know who's playing their game." "Look at this. Can we do damage?"

8278
05:44:03,220 --> 05:44:07,400
Wow, you can.

8279
05:44:11,540 --> 05:44:13,720
I wonder if you can kill him from here.

8280
05:44:20,020 --> 05:44:21,300
Get his legs.

8281
05:44:21,360 --> 05:44:22,720
Get those eyeballs on his legs.

8282
05:44:26,260 --> 05:44:28,640
I think Leon has him sussed.

8283
05:44:28,640 --> 05:44:34,880
Fucking beautiful.

8284
05:44:37,880 --> 05:44:39,160
What about this here?

8285
05:44:40,000 --> 05:44:42,920
Another one for the fucking times that are in it.

8286
05:44:43,440 --> 05:44:44,120
That's nice.

8287
05:44:44,840 --> 05:44:46,920
A miniature mushroom cloud.

8288
05:44:47,700 --> 05:44:49,960
And none other than an MMC.

8289
05:44:52,440 --> 05:44:54,000
We love it, Tom, don't we?

8290
05:44:55,000 --> 05:44:57,000
Yeah, we really love it.

8291
05:44:57,520 --> 05:44:59,560
When the MMC comes to town.

8292
05:44:59,960 --> 05:45:02,060
We really love it when the MMC comes to town.

8293
05:45:02,640 --> 05:45:07,240
And what's more, was there any nuclear component to the fucking warhead that you've got?

8294
05:45:07,300 --> 05:45:07,940
Imagine that.

8295
05:45:09,280 --> 05:45:10,420
Davy Crockett's now.

8296
05:45:12,920 --> 05:45:14,900
Pure Kuwabara shit.

8297
05:45:15,700 --> 05:45:18,220
Pure fucking Volgan shit, that man.

8298
05:45:21,760 --> 05:45:28,440
And now another selection box of creamers are about to meet their fate.

8299
05:45:28,920 --> 05:45:29,500
What's that?

8300
05:45:29,560 --> 05:45:31,260
A fucking Nethley or a Caprice?

8301
05:45:32,580 --> 05:45:33,580
I'm good for it.

8302
05:45:34,080 --> 05:45:34,720
Oh no.

8303
05:45:35,260 --> 05:45:35,900
Please no.

8304
05:45:36,320 --> 05:45:36,700
Please.

8305
05:45:41,200 --> 05:45:44,920
Stick that Ada Wong spray right into the tuchus.

8306
05:45:45,920 --> 05:45:46,780
Fuck you, man.

8307
05:45:47,400 --> 05:45:48,020
Get a knife.

8308
05:45:48,140 --> 05:45:49,080
Get a knife out, Ada.

8309
05:45:49,260 --> 05:45:49,980
That's it.

8310
05:45:51,660 --> 05:45:55,540
And just to really harness in the old time,

8311
05:45:55,640 --> 05:45:57,080
harken back to old days,

8312
05:45:57,540 --> 05:46:00,480
we're gonna whip out an uncustomized Red 9.

8313
05:46:01,880 --> 05:46:03,380
and take this guy apart.

8314
05:46:04,660 --> 05:46:05,080
Piece.

8315
05:46:06,500 --> 05:46:07,380
By piece.

8316
05:46:09,380 --> 05:46:09,700
Lim.

8317
05:46:11,300 --> 05:46:12,020
From limb.

8318
05:46:15,220 --> 05:46:15,780
Magical.

8319
05:46:15,780 --> 05:46:33,840
Do-decahedron.

8320
05:46:34,900 --> 05:46:36,300
Are we just gonna have to...

8321
05:46:36,300 --> 05:46:37,380
bring him up here

8322
05:46:37,380 --> 05:46:39,860
because I really want to make him walk the walk.

8323
05:46:41,900 --> 05:46:42,580
Come on.

8324
05:46:43,480 --> 05:46:44,300
See you later,

8325
05:46:44,420 --> 05:46:45,380
you fucking scummer.

8326
05:46:45,380 --> 05:46:47,540
What about this?

8327
05:46:47,680 --> 05:46:48,100
Did you...

8328
05:46:48,100 --> 05:46:49,060
Did you envision that?

8329
05:46:49,180 --> 05:46:49,780
Did you...

8330
05:46:49,780 --> 05:46:50,980
I can't even speak

8331
05:46:50,980 --> 05:46:52,160
because I'm slurring my speech

8332
05:46:52,160 --> 05:46:53,360
because of the grouch, man.

8333
05:46:54,060 --> 05:46:55,560
Did you envisage this

8334
05:46:55,560 --> 05:46:57,080
when you got out of bed today?

8335
05:46:57,480 --> 05:46:58,180
I dare you...

8336
05:46:58,180 --> 05:46:58,780
I dare...

8337
05:46:58,780 --> 05:47:02,100
Oh, fuck off.

8338
05:47:04,200 --> 05:47:06,420
You need to really just rein it in here.

8339
05:47:06,520 --> 05:47:06,780
You're...

8340
05:47:06,780 --> 05:47:08,440
You're overreacting.

8341
05:47:12,260 --> 05:47:13,260
Fuck that gun, man.

8342
05:47:13,280 --> 05:47:15,360
He made you look like a right sausage, Sam.

8343
05:47:15,360 --> 05:47:18,580
You got your head fucking pushed it off.

8344
05:47:18,580 --> 05:47:18,700
You got your head fucking...

8345
05:47:18,700 --> 05:47:20,440
Explosion times.

8346
05:47:22,740 --> 05:47:23,840
Insane is what was.

8347
05:47:24,660 --> 05:47:26,580
And again, it's just another...

8348
05:47:27,420 --> 05:47:28,580
example how alcohol...

8349
05:47:28,580 --> 05:47:31,800
might not have the fucking...

8350
05:47:31,800 --> 05:47:33,480
intended effects that you wanted to.

8351
05:47:34,140 --> 05:47:35,380
You could feel it.

8352
05:47:35,380 --> 05:47:36,720
You could feel it in your veins.

8353
05:47:38,040 --> 05:47:39,540
You could be having a great time.

8354
05:47:40,720 --> 05:47:42,060
The writing's on the wall.

8355
05:47:43,060 --> 05:47:45,360
When an absolute member of the undead

8356
05:47:45,360 --> 05:47:46,960
has one up on you

8357
05:47:46,960 --> 05:47:49,940
and you've all the explosive power

8358
05:47:49,940 --> 05:47:53,580
of fucking the US and Israel combined

8359
05:47:53,580 --> 05:47:56,160
and you still can't take out

8360
05:47:56,160 --> 05:47:58,100
one absolute lunatic

8361
05:47:58,100 --> 05:47:59,300
who doesn't even have a brain

8362
05:47:59,300 --> 05:47:59,920
between the ears,

8363
05:48:00,920 --> 05:48:03,740
then you need to re-evaluate your intake

8364
05:48:03,740 --> 05:48:05,920
of that particular drug.

8365
05:48:08,700 --> 05:48:09,640
Infinite rockets.

8366
05:48:11,260 --> 05:48:12,760
Couldn't have said it better myself.

8367
05:48:12,960 --> 05:48:15,580
And it really is a searing indictment

8368
05:48:15,580 --> 05:48:16,680
of your intelligence

8369
05:48:16,680 --> 05:48:20,040
that you can't handle

8370
05:48:20,040 --> 05:48:21,900
what's been given to you.

8371
05:48:23,040 --> 05:48:24,680
And let's not forget,

8372
05:48:24,920 --> 05:48:25,900
it wasn't given to you.

8373
05:48:26,020 --> 05:48:27,220
You went out and got it.

8374
05:48:27,300 --> 05:48:28,820
You sought it from the off-license.

8375
05:48:31,020 --> 05:48:32,440
How much was it even?

8376
05:48:34,480 --> 05:48:37,880
8.50 euro for four cans in Sentra.

8377
05:48:38,000 --> 05:48:38,860
But I tell you this, Tom.

8378
05:48:39,940 --> 05:48:40,620
I tell you this.

8379
05:48:41,520 --> 05:48:43,320
Your rhetoric will smother you.

8380
05:48:43,500 --> 05:48:44,280
Thank you very much,

8381
05:48:44,360 --> 05:48:45,940
grosh mushmouth madmen.

8382
05:48:46,000 --> 05:48:46,640
Thank you very much.

8383
05:48:46,700 --> 05:48:48,040
And what happened to J.Jusis?

8384
05:48:48,080 --> 05:48:48,560
Thank you very much.

8385
05:48:53,100 --> 05:48:54,900
Leon still hasn't been dealt with.

8386
05:48:55,540 --> 05:48:57,260
I've set up camp beside the ruins

8387
05:48:57,260 --> 05:48:58,300
so I can lure him in

8388
05:48:58,300 --> 05:48:59,680
to finish things once and for all.

8389
05:48:59,680 --> 05:49:03,380
Security at the loading docks

8390
05:49:03,380 --> 05:49:05,080
is also being put on high alert.

8391
05:49:07,040 --> 05:49:08,720
In case Cunty Balls

8392
05:49:08,720 --> 05:49:10,120
fucking bypasses the area.

8393
05:49:11,180 --> 05:49:12,180
I have a rocket launcher

8394
05:49:12,180 --> 05:49:14,120
stuffed in a box up there

8395
05:49:14,120 --> 05:49:15,560
so the team has been deployed.

8396
05:49:16,840 --> 05:49:18,320
The custom red warheads

8397
05:49:18,320 --> 05:49:19,540
are also on standby.

8398
05:49:20,540 --> 05:49:21,300
But listen to me.

8399
05:49:22,340 --> 05:49:23,860
That rookie isn't the only reason

8400
05:49:23,860 --> 05:49:24,600
I am improving

8401
05:49:24,600 --> 05:49:25,860
our defensive capabilities.

8402
05:49:26,640 --> 05:49:28,060
When was this memo drafted

8403
05:49:28,060 --> 05:49:29,600
and why did they

8404
05:49:29,600 --> 05:49:30,680
fucking write it on paper

8405
05:49:30,680 --> 05:49:32,500
in a leather bound binder?

8406
05:49:33,360 --> 05:49:33,960
For these guys

8407
05:49:33,960 --> 05:49:34,700
it doesn't look like

8408
05:49:34,700 --> 05:49:35,660
they can even read.

8409
05:49:36,700 --> 05:49:38,920
Like no offense to the illiterate

8410
05:49:38,920 --> 05:49:39,360
but I mean

8411
05:49:39,360 --> 05:49:40,380
I'm on about these

8412
05:49:40,380 --> 05:49:41,200
undead

8413
05:49:41,200 --> 05:49:42,440
like monsters

8414
05:49:42,440 --> 05:49:43,900
who are trying to kill you.

8415
05:49:44,260 --> 05:49:45,080
Doesn't look like

8416
05:49:45,080 --> 05:49:46,700
reason and logic

8417
05:49:46,700 --> 05:49:47,660
are at the forefront

8418
05:49:47,660 --> 05:49:48,760
of their fucking

8419
05:49:48,760 --> 05:49:49,880
actions, you know?

8420
05:49:50,260 --> 05:49:51,200
Just seems like they're acting

8421
05:49:51,200 --> 05:49:52,540
on a chemical impulse.

8422
05:49:52,660 --> 05:49:53,000
But anyway,

8423
05:49:53,140 --> 05:49:54,400
the rookie isn't the only reason

8424
05:49:54,400 --> 05:49:54,960
I'm improving

8425
05:49:54,960 --> 05:49:56,140
our defensive capabilities.

8426
05:49:58,280 --> 05:49:59,640
Some group is drawing

8427
05:49:59,640 --> 05:50:00,800
closer to the island

8428
05:50:00,800 --> 05:50:02,320
to steal the holy body.

8429
05:50:03,000 --> 05:50:04,220
I'm pretty sure I know who.

8430
05:50:05,220 --> 05:50:06,400
Without these warheads,

8431
05:50:06,660 --> 05:50:07,760
lovely exposition here,

8432
05:50:07,840 --> 05:50:08,880
without these warheads

8433
05:50:08,880 --> 05:50:10,300
I'm going to have

8434
05:50:10,300 --> 05:50:11,140
a hard time

8435
05:50:11,140 --> 05:50:12,420
getting rid of the intruders.

8436
05:50:13,280 --> 05:50:14,100
Then again.

8437
05:50:15,200 --> 05:50:16,080
Even with them.

8438
05:50:16,880 --> 05:50:18,240
And that's great news.

8439
05:50:18,860 --> 05:50:19,880
And here's us now.

8440
05:50:20,980 --> 05:50:21,940
And this is

8441
05:50:21,940 --> 05:50:22,940
what we're about.

8442
05:50:28,780 --> 05:50:29,780
Unintended effect.

8443
05:50:31,040 --> 05:50:32,240
Unintended consequences.

8444
05:50:35,180 --> 05:50:36,400
A maelstrom

8445
05:50:36,400 --> 05:50:38,260
of malevolent pain.

8446
05:50:39,060 --> 05:50:39,580
Paranoia.

8447
05:50:39,940 --> 05:50:40,060
And

8448
05:50:40,060 --> 05:50:41,360
fuck that guy.

8449
05:50:41,460 --> 05:50:42,260
He's doing a bit of work.

8450
05:50:42,380 --> 05:50:42,480
Look.

8451
05:50:43,760 --> 05:50:45,760
They've hired a general operative

8452
05:50:45,760 --> 05:50:46,260
to fucking

8453
05:50:46,260 --> 05:50:47,420
really lift

8454
05:50:47,420 --> 05:50:47,920
the kind of

8455
05:50:47,920 --> 05:50:50,260
warheads around the gaff.

8456
05:50:50,660 --> 05:50:51,680
They're really heavy.

8457
05:50:52,180 --> 05:50:53,080
He tried to run away

8458
05:50:53,080 --> 05:50:53,820
from that one then.

8459
05:50:55,800 --> 05:50:56,240
Tom,

8460
05:50:56,400 --> 05:50:57,580
thank you very much

8461
05:50:57,580 --> 05:50:57,980
for your

8462
05:50:57,980 --> 05:50:58,600
kind-hearted

8463
05:50:58,600 --> 05:50:59,680
and generous tip,

8464
05:50:59,800 --> 05:51:00,100
Tom.

8465
05:51:00,940 --> 05:51:01,860
I was supposed to play

8466
05:51:01,860 --> 05:51:02,840
another game of chess

8467
05:51:02,840 --> 05:51:03,720
with Tom.

8468
05:51:04,100 --> 05:51:04,440
Us.

8469
05:51:04,960 --> 05:51:05,900
And please

8470
05:51:05,900 --> 05:51:06,800
blame Leon,

8471
05:51:06,900 --> 05:51:07,200
you say.

8472
05:51:08,320 --> 05:51:09,280
I need to hurry.

8473
05:51:09,760 --> 05:51:09,980
Right.

8474
05:51:10,100 --> 05:51:11,180
This is where the bullshit ends,

8475
05:51:11,280 --> 05:51:11,440
lads.

8476
05:51:11,580 --> 05:51:12,720
No more shit talk.

8477
05:51:12,720 --> 05:51:14,420
Just straight up

8478
05:51:14,420 --> 05:51:15,680
hardcore,

8479
05:51:15,900 --> 05:51:16,820
no-nonsense,

8480
05:51:17,020 --> 05:51:18,280
fucking speedrunning

8481
05:51:18,280 --> 05:51:18,820
bliss.

8482
05:51:19,360 --> 05:51:19,900
You ain't seen

8483
05:51:19,900 --> 05:51:20,400
nothing yet.

8484
05:51:20,860 --> 05:51:21,120
Boom,

8485
05:51:21,300 --> 05:51:21,680
boom.

8486
05:51:22,240 --> 05:51:22,840
Baby,

8487
05:51:23,560 --> 05:51:24,280
you ain't seen

8488
05:51:24,280 --> 05:51:24,960
nothing yet.

8489
05:51:25,380 --> 05:51:25,680
Boom,

8490
05:51:25,880 --> 05:51:26,260
boom.

8491
05:51:26,660 --> 05:51:27,380
Baby,

8492
05:51:27,900 --> 05:51:28,520
you ain't seen

8493
05:51:28,520 --> 05:51:29,160
nothing yet.

8494
05:51:29,640 --> 05:51:29,960
Boom,

8495
05:51:30,140 --> 05:51:30,560
boom.

8496
05:51:31,540 --> 05:51:32,620
Look at that.

8497
05:51:34,440 --> 05:51:35,720
Little scratch

8498
05:51:35,720 --> 05:51:36,980
side of the nose there.

8499
05:51:37,180 --> 05:51:37,880
And here we go.

8500
05:51:38,120 --> 05:51:39,060
Another little

8501
05:51:39,060 --> 05:51:39,540
fucking

8502
05:51:39,540 --> 05:51:41,460
schnozzle buster

8503
05:51:41,460 --> 05:51:42,200
is about to

8504
05:51:42,200 --> 05:51:43,200
happen here.

8505
05:51:43,200 --> 05:51:44,800
I'm hoping

8506
05:51:44,800 --> 05:51:45,400
the collateral

8507
05:51:45,400 --> 05:51:45,960
fucking

8508
05:51:45,960 --> 05:51:48,560
will get him.

8509
05:51:49,280 --> 05:51:50,140
I'm just hoping

8510
05:51:50,140 --> 05:51:51,100
collateral will

8511
05:51:51,100 --> 05:51:51,960
kill this guy.

8512
05:51:52,120 --> 05:51:52,440
There we go.

8513
05:51:52,540 --> 05:51:53,500
Let him walk up here.

8514
05:51:54,500 --> 05:51:55,380
That's lovely stuff.

8515
05:51:55,500 --> 05:51:56,060
That's lovely.

8516
05:51:56,220 --> 05:51:57,260
Well done for making

8517
05:51:57,260 --> 05:51:58,160
it this far, man.

8518
05:51:58,620 --> 05:51:58,980
But I'm

8519
05:51:58,980 --> 05:52:00,360
I'm afraid

8520
05:52:00,360 --> 05:52:01,760
it's time to go home.

8521
05:52:03,840 --> 05:52:04,800
Time to go home

8522
05:52:04,800 --> 05:52:05,480
in a million

8523
05:52:05,480 --> 05:52:06,260
mini pieces.

8524
05:52:07,100 --> 05:52:07,520
In fact,

8525
05:52:07,840 --> 05:52:08,760
there is no home.

8526
05:52:09,060 --> 05:52:10,440
You're part of the air now.

8527
05:52:12,440 --> 05:52:14,360
The air is your home now.

8528
05:52:14,900 --> 05:52:15,600
You...

8529
05:52:15,600 --> 05:52:16,980
Congratulations.

8530
05:52:17,780 --> 05:52:19,420
You've been vaporized.

8531
05:52:21,860 --> 05:52:22,700
Congrats.

8532
05:52:24,140 --> 05:52:25,120
When's the party?

8533
05:52:26,600 --> 05:52:27,780
Didn't get the invite.

8534
05:52:27,780 --> 05:52:28,880
Hey, congrato!

8535
05:52:33,720 --> 05:52:34,280
Hello?

8536
05:52:34,840 --> 05:52:36,080
Is anybody there?

8537
05:52:37,360 --> 05:52:39,240
Rome about a virtual environment

8538
05:52:39,240 --> 05:52:40,060
with your avatar?

8539
05:52:44,060 --> 05:52:45,620
Hello, line four.

8540
05:52:49,460 --> 05:52:50,900
Don't you have a life?

8541
05:52:55,900 --> 05:52:56,500
Anymore?

8542
05:52:56,840 --> 05:52:58,240
Anybody else want to join

8543
05:52:58,240 --> 05:52:59,280
the dinner of death?

8544
05:52:59,720 --> 05:53:01,360
I've laid on a great spread

8545
05:53:01,360 --> 05:53:02,100
for everyone.

8546
05:53:03,020 --> 05:53:03,980
I've pickled eggs,

8547
05:53:04,440 --> 05:53:05,020
pickled onions,

8548
05:53:05,360 --> 05:53:07,320
pickled pickles,

8549
05:53:08,180 --> 05:53:09,660
and eggy onions.

8550
05:53:10,540 --> 05:53:11,540
Yes, that's right.

8551
05:53:11,760 --> 05:53:12,640
Eggy onions.

8552
05:53:13,300 --> 05:53:14,140
Don't know what they are?

8553
05:53:14,600 --> 05:53:15,600
You haven't lived.

8554
05:53:17,060 --> 05:53:22,080
Just going around

8555
05:53:22,080 --> 05:53:23,280
indiscriminately firing

8556
05:53:23,280 --> 05:53:24,080
this fucking thing

8557
05:53:24,080 --> 05:53:26,100
is the best feeling yet.

8558
05:53:26,180 --> 05:53:27,000
There's no...

8559
05:53:27,000 --> 05:53:29,320
There's no weighing up

8560
05:53:29,320 --> 05:53:30,020
the scenario,

8561
05:53:30,280 --> 05:53:31,080
trying to fucking

8562
05:53:31,080 --> 05:53:32,460
approach it in the best way.

8563
05:53:32,560 --> 05:53:33,280
It's just pure

8564
05:53:33,280 --> 05:53:34,400
brute force

8565
05:53:34,400 --> 05:53:35,020
and ignorance.

8566
05:53:37,100 --> 05:53:38,360
I dare say

8567
05:53:38,360 --> 05:53:39,320
you've ever seen

8568
05:53:39,320 --> 05:53:41,420
a speedrun like this.

8569
05:53:41,420 --> 05:53:44,420
Yeah.

8570
05:53:49,220 --> 05:53:50,100
That's lovely.

8571
05:53:50,400 --> 05:53:51,920
The pig man cometh.

8572
05:53:54,200 --> 05:53:55,600
Oh, lovely stuff.

8573
05:53:56,940 --> 05:53:58,460
Made a pig's ear of that.

8574
05:53:59,740 --> 05:54:00,820
A pig's arse.

8575
05:54:01,820 --> 05:54:02,200
Look at you.

8576
05:54:02,420 --> 05:54:03,100
Look at you.

8577
05:54:08,740 --> 05:54:09,580
This is it.

8578
05:54:09,680 --> 05:54:10,280
This is where

8579
05:54:10,280 --> 05:54:11,600
the rubber meets the road

8580
05:54:11,600 --> 05:54:12,640
in terms of pure

8581
05:54:12,640 --> 05:54:14,000
speed running bliss.

8582
05:54:14,140 --> 05:54:14,760
Nobody has ever

8583
05:54:14,760 --> 05:54:15,340
witnessed it.

8584
05:54:15,900 --> 05:54:17,120
Someone's got a rocket launcher.

8585
05:54:17,900 --> 05:54:19,240
That's someone's me, baby.

8586
05:54:22,220 --> 05:54:23,140
What about this?

8587
05:54:23,200 --> 05:54:23,640
It's called the

8588
05:54:23,640 --> 05:54:24,820
Shift and Glide.

8589
05:54:25,480 --> 05:54:26,260
There's no more

8590
05:54:26,260 --> 05:54:27,420
fucking gliding to be done.

8591
05:54:28,480 --> 05:54:29,040
These two lads

8592
05:54:29,040 --> 05:54:29,600
got fucking

8593
05:54:29,600 --> 05:54:30,540
vaporized

8594
05:54:30,540 --> 05:54:31,680
and sent back

8595
05:54:31,680 --> 05:54:32,060
packing

8596
05:54:32,060 --> 05:54:33,760
on a

8597
05:54:33,760 --> 05:54:35,200
Backpackers Express

8598
05:54:35,200 --> 05:54:36,120
holiday tour

8599
05:54:36,120 --> 05:54:37,560
to fucking

8600
05:54:37,560 --> 05:54:38,920
Nowheresville, Tennessee.

8601
05:54:39,520 --> 05:54:40,880
All expenses paid.

8602
05:54:41,700 --> 05:54:43,340
No expenses necessary.

8603
05:54:45,040 --> 05:54:46,520
Pure, unadulterated

8604
05:54:46,520 --> 05:54:47,800
groulsh behavior.

8605
05:54:48,880 --> 05:54:49,420
Deja vu.

8606
05:54:49,500 --> 05:54:50,160
Hopefully that doesn't

8607
05:54:50,160 --> 05:54:51,160
replace my fucking

8608
05:54:51,160 --> 05:54:52,020
rocket launcher that I have.

8609
05:54:52,940 --> 05:54:53,660
What's this now?

8610
05:55:01,800 --> 05:55:03,560
Scatman Sean, thank you very much.

8611
05:55:09,120 --> 05:55:10,600
I'm the scatman.

8612
05:55:12,980 --> 05:55:13,960
Chop, chop, chop.

8613
05:55:19,340 --> 05:55:20,780
Okay, a lovely last.

8614
05:55:20,880 --> 05:55:23,160
We have time to read this, do we?

8615
05:55:23,580 --> 05:55:28,840
In the middle of possibly the most unbelievable fucking battle of all time.

8616
05:55:29,180 --> 05:55:31,480
Thank you for your order, Major Crowser.

8617
05:55:31,480 --> 05:55:35,080
We are humbled you chose to do business with us.

8618
05:55:35,200 --> 05:55:37,640
It's an honour to supply you with our arms.

8619
05:55:38,440 --> 05:55:40,280
To briefly explain their features,

8620
05:55:41,020 --> 05:55:45,720
the warheads you requested are hardened to pierce heavily armoured targets.

8621
05:55:46,180 --> 05:55:46,940
They're painted red.

8622
05:55:47,700 --> 05:55:50,980
To make them easier to identify among similar munitions.

8623
05:55:51,860 --> 05:55:55,520
Greg, thank you very much there, you fucking kind-hearted Gregor.

8624
05:55:56,280 --> 05:56:00,520
And not only can they penetrate tank armour,

8625
05:56:00,520 --> 05:56:02,780
and pillboxes.

8626
05:56:03,240 --> 05:56:06,920
But the explosively formed penetrator jet

8627
05:56:06,920 --> 05:56:11,520
can even perforate a battleship's thick hull.

8628
05:56:13,120 --> 05:56:23,020
They are somewhat overpowered, so it's fair to see that there is not a single combat vehicle that can withstand these warheads.

8629
05:56:23,520 --> 05:56:25,860
We're in no position to ask how you will use them.

8630
05:56:26,120 --> 05:56:28,220
It's all up to yourself.

8631
05:56:29,220 --> 05:56:30,360
You dirty dog.

8632
05:56:30,360 --> 05:56:32,120
And it's none of our business either.

8633
05:56:32,940 --> 05:56:34,320
But we would like to know.

8634
05:56:34,860 --> 05:56:39,020
But there's no target that would require the immense destructive power they possess.

8635
05:56:39,260 --> 05:56:47,840
So it leads us to believe that you only have nefarious purposes at heart when buying this weapon.

8636
05:56:48,120 --> 05:56:54,860
Yours sincerely and fearfully Newman Arms Corp.

8637
05:56:54,980 --> 05:56:56,240
Please use with caution, they say.

8638
05:56:57,020 --> 05:57:02,760
I think that's a little bit of comedy because please use with caution after stipulating that they would...

8639
05:57:02,840 --> 05:57:06,800
There's no situation that would actually require how fucking strong they are.

8640
05:57:07,440 --> 05:57:09,320
Bit of a fucking...

8641
05:57:09,320 --> 05:57:12,480
Fibberoon-y as well because it's not like they...

8642
05:57:12,480 --> 05:57:14,900
They hit like Fat Man or Little Boy.

8643
05:57:15,120 --> 05:57:15,980
You know, I...

8644
05:57:15,980 --> 05:57:18,280
From what we can see, it's just a fucking...

8645
05:57:18,280 --> 05:57:19,360
A big explosion.

8646
05:57:19,520 --> 05:57:20,400
It's not a nuclear...

8647
05:57:20,400 --> 05:57:21,320
It's not an Oppenheimer.

8648
05:57:23,320 --> 05:57:32,080
Look at that.

8649
05:57:33,940 --> 05:57:34,420
Overpowered?

8650
05:57:38,700 --> 05:57:39,640
Overpowered much?

8651
05:57:42,140 --> 05:57:45,760
Make sure we don't die here at this crucial moment.

8652
05:57:50,760 --> 05:57:52,020
This is for Christmas.

8653
05:57:52,020 --> 05:57:59,580
I can still make it.

8654
05:57:59,800 --> 05:58:01,540
This is for Saint Nick, you can't...

8655
05:58:01,540 --> 05:58:02,900
Oh no.

8656
05:58:03,800 --> 05:58:05,160
I think I got deaded there.

8657
05:58:05,240 --> 05:58:05,460
Yeah.

8658
05:58:05,900 --> 05:58:06,440
Got killed.

8659
05:58:08,400 --> 05:58:08,840
Oh.

8660
05:58:14,480 --> 05:58:15,540
Any percent.

8661
05:58:16,380 --> 05:58:17,600
No herbs used.

8662
05:58:18,420 --> 05:58:18,900
Pure.

8663
05:58:19,860 --> 05:58:20,800
F-ing speed.

8664
05:58:20,800 --> 05:58:23,080
Fucking serious.

8665
05:58:26,760 --> 05:58:28,160
Now, we don't need to read that again.

8666
05:58:28,320 --> 05:58:30,820
We will pick up all this lovely stuff you've given us.

8667
05:58:30,820 --> 05:58:31,220
That's nice.

8668
05:58:32,820 --> 05:58:36,800
If I hadn't have had to have sold the submachine gun...

8669
05:58:37,580 --> 05:58:40,840
That would be a nice little situation to have now.

8670
05:58:40,900 --> 05:58:41,720
Or even the Punisher.

8671
05:58:42,420 --> 05:58:43,700
Or even the Shotty Too Hotty.

8672
05:58:43,780 --> 05:58:47,780
Tom, thank you very much for punishing me with a beautiful, beautiful tip...

8673
05:58:48,300 --> 05:58:51,140
That is in no way, shape or form...

8674
05:58:51,140 --> 05:58:51,720
A punishment.

8675
05:58:52,240 --> 05:58:52,780
It is only...

8676
05:58:53,560 --> 05:58:54,780
And I repeat only...

8677
05:58:55,740 --> 05:58:58,780
An amazing...

8678
05:59:00,280 --> 05:59:00,780
Appraisal...

8679
05:59:01,340 --> 05:59:02,780
Of the speed running work...

8680
05:59:03,480 --> 05:59:04,200
Which I have done.

8681
05:59:04,300 --> 05:59:04,840
In fairness.

8682
05:59:05,120 --> 05:59:06,600
It's a lot of work this as well.

8683
05:59:06,680 --> 05:59:07,940
A lot of planning went into this.

8684
05:59:08,760 --> 05:59:10,440
Two months have gone into this, lads.

8685
05:59:10,960 --> 05:59:11,980
Since the last one.

8686
05:59:12,720 --> 05:59:14,720
Even Tom has fucked up...

8687
05:59:14,720 --> 05:59:16,360
At the moment because he knows...

8688
05:59:16,360 --> 05:59:18,700
That it's too tense to appear.

8689
05:59:26,500 --> 05:59:28,060
Don't blame it on the moonlight.

8690
05:59:28,720 --> 05:59:30,620
Don't blame it on starshine.

8691
05:59:30,940 --> 05:59:32,680
Don't blame it on the good times.

8692
05:59:33,960 --> 05:59:35,500
Blame it on the grouchy.

8693
05:59:36,780 --> 05:59:38,940
Don't want to talk about bad times.

8694
05:59:40,200 --> 05:59:41,860
Don't want to talk about moonlight.

8695
05:59:42,640 --> 05:59:44,740
Don't want to talk about shit times.

8696
05:59:46,040 --> 05:59:47,200
Blame it on the boogie.

8697
05:59:48,820 --> 05:59:49,900
Blame it on the boogie.

8698
05:59:51,480 --> 05:59:54,580
That lad got fucking accusations of boogie.

8699
05:59:55,420 --> 05:59:56,220
Oh no!

8700
05:59:59,380 --> 06:00:02,300
That's what happens when you boogie with the wrong boys.

8701
06:00:02,300 --> 06:00:11,280
Let's get back to fucking business.

8702
06:00:11,760 --> 06:00:12,480
Big time.

8703
06:00:13,740 --> 06:00:14,980
You got spooge.

8704
06:00:15,100 --> 06:00:15,300
Look.

8705
06:00:16,380 --> 06:00:19,360
One man's spooge is another man's fucking spook.

8706
06:00:28,300 --> 06:00:31,500
Let's fill ourselves up with the greatest herbs known to man.

8707
06:00:31,500 --> 06:00:35,980
If you're genetically modified shite.

8708
06:00:40,720 --> 06:00:42,120
This can't happen again now.

8709
06:00:42,140 --> 06:00:44,100
I'm not doing this ten fucking times in a row.

8710
06:00:44,400 --> 06:00:46,000
I've got a rocket launcher for fuck's sake.

8711
06:00:46,080 --> 06:00:46,500
It's not a...

8712
06:00:47,060 --> 06:00:48,360
It shouldn't be happening really.

8713
06:00:49,800 --> 06:00:50,220
Fuck this.

8714
06:00:50,220 --> 06:00:51,920
Just fucking fire indiscriminate.

8715
06:00:52,160 --> 06:00:52,640
Indiscriminate.

8716
06:00:52,900 --> 06:00:53,360
Indiscriminate.

8717
06:00:54,740 --> 06:00:56,340
Herb in the gullet.

8718
06:00:57,000 --> 06:00:58,480
How is this fly?

8719
06:00:58,800 --> 06:01:00,440
It's like literally a fucking inse...

8720
06:01:00,440 --> 06:01:01,600
An overgrown insect.

8721
06:01:02,220 --> 06:01:05,880
How did he not fucking get caught up in the maelstrom of vaporization?

8722
06:01:07,280 --> 06:01:08,400
Fucking ridiculous.

8723
06:01:08,660 --> 06:01:09,360
Seamus Mortimer.

8724
06:01:09,480 --> 06:01:10,460
Thank you very much.

8725
06:01:11,220 --> 06:01:12,720
It's going to take all my skill.

8726
06:01:13,600 --> 06:01:14,240
To do this.

8727
06:01:15,220 --> 06:01:16,740
Seamus Mortimer quote there.

8728
06:01:21,620 --> 06:01:22,960
Alright, okay, okay, okay, okay.

8729
06:01:24,080 --> 06:01:26,960
I just said okay, okay, okay, fast enough.

8730
06:01:27,040 --> 06:01:30,440
But you know the way people sometimes shorten that to K instead of okay?

8731
06:01:30,940 --> 06:01:34,820
Yeah, well I did that and I accidentally said, instead of okay, okay, okay,

8732
06:01:34,820 --> 06:01:38,700
I said the K letter three times in a row.

8733
06:01:38,920 --> 06:01:40,800
I just want to put it out there.

8734
06:01:41,300 --> 06:01:42,500
That was a mistake.

8735
06:01:43,080 --> 06:01:51,420
Okay, I wasn't endorsing any sort of fucking lads in HUDs over in the States doing fucking burning crosses and lynchings and stuff.

8736
06:01:51,980 --> 06:01:54,360
That ain't the way we roll here.

8737
06:01:55,800 --> 06:01:57,920
And those guys are sad arses anyway.

8738
06:01:59,460 --> 06:02:00,320
Look at that.

8739
06:02:01,440 --> 06:02:03,060
Pure Iniesta vibe.

8740
06:02:03,800 --> 06:02:05,660
Massive rocket going nowhere.

8741
06:02:07,420 --> 06:02:08,240
This is it.

8742
06:02:08,500 --> 06:02:08,920
We're through.

8743
06:02:09,220 --> 06:02:10,400
We're through on goal.

8744
06:02:10,900 --> 06:02:12,040
It's a lovely through ball.

8745
06:02:12,860 --> 06:02:14,080
Get on the end of the pass.

8746
06:02:14,460 --> 06:02:16,100
Low drive towards the net.

8747
06:02:16,560 --> 06:02:17,380
100 pesetas.

8748
06:02:17,600 --> 06:02:18,120
It's missed it.

8749
06:02:18,240 --> 06:02:18,540
It's rolled.

8750
06:02:18,620 --> 06:02:20,280
The ball is rolling around the goal line.

8751
06:02:20,400 --> 06:02:21,460
There's no one there to pick it up.

8752
06:02:21,900 --> 06:02:23,380
There's a lad coming up with an axe.

8753
06:02:24,280 --> 06:02:24,800
There's nothing.

8754
06:02:24,940 --> 06:02:26,340
Because she squared the fucking ball.

8755
06:02:26,400 --> 06:02:26,760
She does.

8756
06:02:26,820 --> 06:02:27,840
She finds space.

8757
06:02:29,020 --> 06:02:30,500
No one gets on the end of it though.

8758
06:02:30,600 --> 06:02:32,860
There's still a goalie with a bat there.

8759
06:02:33,240 --> 06:02:34,440
A goalie with a bat.

8760
06:02:40,640 --> 06:02:50,400
Aye aye. Oh aye. Oh for fuck's sake. Now there's one of these fucking idiots with a-

8761
06:02:54,640 --> 06:03:01,040
For fuck's sake. It's a fucking nightmare. It's a fucking nightmare.

8762
06:03:08,560 --> 06:03:33,520
Fuck off. Fuck off. Right I think we're- I think we're good to go. Yeah look I think we're good to go. Yeah we killed everyone. Massive explosions. Yeah yeah yeah. No we're ready. Look we're ready to leave. To be honest I'm- I'd like to get home. I would. This is not nice. I didn't- I didn't expect all this.

8763
06:03:36,480 --> 06:03:42,400
Leon needs help. Hurry.

8764
06:03:44,320 --> 06:03:45,200
Yeah yeah.

8765
06:03:48,560 --> 06:03:55,340
I'm on. Do I have to fucking ride- do I have to do a jet ski like ride the jet ski home or is this the last bit of business?

8766
06:03:58,340 --> 06:03:59,860
Cause I'm feeling the heat.

8767
06:04:10,740 --> 06:04:12,260
Watch this for a finishing move.

8768
06:04:13,380 --> 06:04:15,860
You ain't seen nothing yet. Boom boom.

8769
06:04:16,740 --> 06:04:23,620
B-b-b-b-Ada you ain't seen nothing yet. Boom boom. B-b-b-Ada you ain't seen nothing yet.

8770
06:04:25,940 --> 06:04:33,940
Bazooka Joe Mama. This one's for you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas you cunt.

8771
06:04:47,060 --> 06:04:48,500
I'll give you a holy body.

8772
06:04:52,260 --> 06:04:54,100
I'll give you the body of Christ.

8773
06:05:06,980 --> 06:05:12,840
Oh, absolutely well and truly demonic at this moment in time.

8774
06:05:13,180 --> 06:05:14,460
I can't say enough.

8775
06:05:14,920 --> 06:05:19,380
I can't actually praise the demons enough for the work they've done all season,

8776
06:05:19,380 --> 06:05:24,820
but it wasn't enough to actually make it to the end and win the title.

8777
06:05:25,360 --> 06:05:27,780
That goes to Ada Wong.

8778
06:05:28,060 --> 06:05:33,940
She isn't a demon, but she harbours all the power and intensity and pressure play.

8779
06:05:34,220 --> 06:05:34,920
She's got both.

8780
06:05:35,380 --> 06:05:42,180
She's got great wingers pounding down each side, trying to get the ball in.

8781
06:05:42,520 --> 06:05:49,100
She's built up a beautiful defence and she's managed to overcome all adversity that has been laid in front of her.

8782
06:05:49,100 --> 06:05:51,400
I don't think Liverpool can keep up with her.

8783
06:05:51,620 --> 06:05:54,580
I don't think City are even going to be able to do anything either.

8784
06:05:54,880 --> 06:06:02,120
But what I will say, what I can say is this moment in time, Ada Wong is the best.

8785
06:06:02,900 --> 06:06:03,220
I see.

8786
06:06:03,780 --> 06:06:08,920
Yeah, can I just second Gary's comments there?

8787
06:06:09,580 --> 06:06:11,860
And also throw in a glazer's out.

8788
06:06:11,900 --> 06:06:13,480
And look at the situation there.

8789
06:06:15,380 --> 06:06:15,780
Cinematographic.

8790
06:06:17,280 --> 06:06:17,680
Cinematographic.

8791
06:06:18,980 --> 06:06:19,460
Perfection.

8792
06:06:20,760 --> 06:06:21,240
Absolutely.

8793
06:06:22,320 --> 06:06:23,340
Beautifully endearing.

8794
06:06:23,940 --> 06:06:26,760
Really puts pay to a lot of those other directors out there.

8795
06:06:27,100 --> 06:06:29,100
And she's got a cute key ring to Leon.

8796
06:06:29,100 --> 06:06:30,740
The gamer headset as well.

8797
06:06:30,980 --> 06:06:32,240
Until next time, Leon.

8798
06:06:32,240 --> 06:06:34,020
She was down in every Normans.

8799
06:06:34,660 --> 06:06:36,420
She spent, she went big on it.

8800
06:06:36,500 --> 06:06:39,900
185 euro she spent on that headset as well.

8801
06:06:40,780 --> 06:06:41,420
Fair play to her.

8802
06:06:41,520 --> 06:06:41,940
Well done.

8803
06:06:44,180 --> 06:06:45,900
She's out of your league.

8804
06:06:46,740 --> 06:06:48,420
I'm a fool to believe.

8805
06:06:48,820 --> 06:06:50,460
She means anything to me.

8806
06:06:51,120 --> 06:06:52,280
She's like the wind.

8807
06:06:52,280 --> 06:06:52,840
Catch me through.

8808
06:06:53,360 --> 06:06:53,760
Boop.

8809
06:06:54,020 --> 06:06:54,460
Boop.

8810
06:06:54,540 --> 06:06:54,720
Boop.

8811
06:06:56,540 --> 06:06:58,040
I've obtained the Amber.

8812
06:06:59,620 --> 06:07:00,020
Excellent.

8813
06:07:00,240 --> 06:07:01,160
I bet you have.

8814
06:07:02,540 --> 06:07:03,460
Just one question.

8815
06:07:04,460 --> 06:07:06,120
What are you planning to do with this?

8816
06:07:06,340 --> 06:07:07,600
What are you planning to do?

8817
06:07:07,600 --> 06:07:09,420
I may not pay you to ask questions.

8818
06:07:09,540 --> 06:07:10,080
You're filthy.

8819
06:07:10,200 --> 06:07:11,080
Thank you very much.

8820
06:07:11,160 --> 06:07:15,120
All you need to know is a new dawn is breaking.

8821
06:07:16,200 --> 06:07:19,860
A hundred will give their lives so that just one may live.

8822
06:07:21,080 --> 06:07:21,620
Shy talk.

8823
06:07:21,700 --> 06:07:25,160
I am expediting that change.

8824
06:07:25,500 --> 06:07:26,660
What does expediting mean?

8825
06:07:28,200 --> 06:07:29,380
Fancy language, is it?

8826
06:07:29,440 --> 06:07:30,500
Millions of casualties.

8827
06:07:32,300 --> 06:07:32,820
Billions.

8828
06:07:33,400 --> 06:07:34,200
Sounds good to me.

8829
06:07:34,280 --> 06:07:34,620
Let's go.

8830
06:07:34,720 --> 06:07:35,680
When do I start?

8831
06:07:36,040 --> 06:07:36,600
How ambitious.

8832
06:07:41,960 --> 06:07:43,700
We're changing course now.

8833
06:07:45,800 --> 06:07:46,200
Ludicrous.

8834
06:07:56,800 --> 06:07:58,460
Thank you very much for the tip there.

8835
06:07:58,700 --> 06:07:59,500
Conrad01.

8836
06:07:59,640 --> 06:08:01,400
Sorry I missed you when you came through.

8837
06:08:01,700 --> 06:08:03,300
Amazing pace on this one, Francis.

8838
06:08:03,600 --> 06:08:04,100
Need a neck break.

8839
06:08:04,100 --> 06:08:05,340
Brace for trying to keep up.

8840
06:08:05,340 --> 06:08:08,340
If you don't do another, have a lovely Christmask.

8841
06:08:09,380 --> 06:08:10,420
Look, we're here.

8842
06:08:10,520 --> 06:08:12,720
It's the end of the fucking scenario.

8843
06:08:12,900 --> 06:08:13,460
We did it.

8844
06:08:13,860 --> 06:08:15,040
Speed run.

8845
06:08:16,320 --> 06:08:16,920
Perfection.

8846
06:08:17,920 --> 06:08:18,660
The lights.

8847
06:08:18,660 --> 06:08:19,900
The lights.

8848
06:08:19,900 --> 06:08:19,900
The lights.

8849
06:08:19,900 --> 06:08:19,980
The lights.

8850
06:08:19,980 --> 06:08:20,980
The lights.

8851
06:08:20,980 --> 06:08:21,000
The lights.

8852
06:08:21,000 --> 06:08:21,020
The lights.

8853
06:08:21,020 --> 06:08:21,020
The lights.

8854
06:08:21,020 --> 06:08:22,420
I can feel them on me.

8855
06:08:22,900 --> 06:08:24,400
I'm in the spotlight tonight.

8856
06:08:25,400 --> 06:08:25,840
Why?

8857
06:08:25,840 --> 06:08:25,840
Why?

8858
06:08:25,840 --> 06:08:28,760
Because I did real good at the game.

8859
06:08:28,760 --> 06:08:33,540
And now some interpretive dance.

8860
06:08:33,640 --> 06:08:35,260
Look, we've had a lot.

8861
06:08:35,760 --> 06:08:39,660
We've had a lot of crazy stuff going on in the world the last few months.

8862
06:08:39,660 --> 06:08:40,780
We've had riots.

8863
06:08:40,780 --> 06:08:41,880
We've had wars.

8864
06:08:41,880 --> 06:08:55,400
And I believe that now is the right time to try and manifest the world state through the medium of movement.

8865
06:08:55,400 --> 06:09:00,300
So this is a piece I like to call the last couple of months' feelings.

8866
06:09:00,300 --> 06:09:00,800
Things.

8867
06:09:00,800 --> 06:09:30,780
I'm sorry.

8868
06:09:30,780 --> 06:10:00,760
I'm sorry.

8869
06:10:00,760 --> 06:10:30,740
I'm sorry.

8870
06:10:30,740 --> 06:10:32,740
I'm sorry.

8871
06:10:32,740 --> 06:10:34,740
I'm sorry.

8872
06:10:34,740 --> 06:10:36,740
I'm sorry.

8873
06:10:45,300 --> 06:10:46,360
How am I doing this?

8874
06:10:47,000 --> 06:10:48,580
How am I even doing that, man?

8875
06:10:48,580 --> 06:11:18,560
How am I doing this?

8876
06:11:18,560 --> 06:11:20,560
How am I doing this?

8877
06:11:20,560 --> 06:11:22,560
How am I doing this?

8878
06:11:22,560 --> 06:11:26,560
How am I doing this?

8879
06:11:26,560 --> 06:11:28,560
How am I doing this?

8880
06:11:28,560 --> 06:11:30,560
to you sure oh ample

8881
06:11:30,960 --> 06:11:35,080
Big big thanks and warm greetings to Yoshi sue me hurry

8882
06:11:35,760 --> 06:11:38,660
This couldn't have happened without Tetsuya Minami

8883
06:11:39,300 --> 06:11:46,060
As for Yanta Kuchi get fucked every one of ye if you're not even you're not even worth the fucking air

8884
06:11:46,060 --> 06:11:48,980
He's breathing or her don't even know what the gender is

8885
06:11:49,620 --> 06:11:51,620
name was Jan to Kumi

8886
06:11:51,620 --> 06:11:53,820
And there we go

8887
06:11:53,820 --> 06:12:02,140
Jen game mode hardcore. I was gonna say gender mode hardcore if Ada Wong I don't want to be right

8888
06:12:02,140 --> 06:12:05,540
Thank you very much Tom. Thank you very much for the tip and

8889
06:12:07,680 --> 06:12:09,680
Crunch Minister

8890
06:12:09,760 --> 06:12:11,760
Thank you very much for your tip and

8891
06:12:12,780 --> 06:12:14,780
Merry Christmas to you and

8892
06:12:15,280 --> 06:12:22,500
Please Tom Christmas bus stream. Thank you very much and you're filthy all I can say is and all I will say

8893
06:12:22,980 --> 06:12:25,160
All in what's that fucking noise?

8894
06:12:27,000 --> 06:12:30,600
Turn that down. I was a that was a stupid decision to leave that fucking

8895
06:12:31,640 --> 06:12:33,640
static sound on

8896
06:12:33,700 --> 06:12:35,700
There it is folks

8897
06:12:36,540 --> 06:12:39,440
Speed run the record is there

8898
06:12:40,180 --> 06:12:45,200
You've seen it with your own eyes all that's left for me to say is thanks very much and

8899
06:12:46,040 --> 06:12:49,040
I'm gonna go to bed with a smile on my face tonight. I

8900
06:12:49,800 --> 06:12:53,600
Know the speed running community out there in the world is gonna be seething

8901
06:12:56,100 --> 06:12:57,860
Knowing that what I have achieved tonight

8902
06:12:59,420 --> 06:13:02,860
Will probably never ever ever be topped

8903
06:13:04,800 --> 06:13:07,420
What that's nothing to me?

8904
06:13:10,240 --> 06:13:14,480
All I can say is thanks very much for tuning in and being with us on this special occasion

8905
06:13:16,180 --> 06:13:18,180
Merry Christmas as well Tom

8906
06:13:20,260 --> 06:13:25,320
Yes one a second that thanks and if it's a bang it ain't right that was

8907
06:13:26,680 --> 06:13:31,080
Tip the came in I hope you're getting on well. Thank you very much three more in 2024

8908
06:13:31,720 --> 06:13:35,220
Very very kind of you indeed. I hope you're getting on well

8909
06:13:36,820 --> 06:13:39,680
Beautiful stuff. We'll see you later on good night God bless

8910
06:13:40,480 --> 06:13:42,480
It's time for Bobo's

8911
06:13:42,720 --> 06:13:44,720
Hardcore game mode Bobo's

8912
06:13:45,280 --> 06:13:47,280
I'm gonna go tonight thinking about

8913
06:13:48,280 --> 06:13:50,280
Maybe visiting a lovely island

8914
06:13:51,760 --> 06:14:05,040
With Ada and going for a great meal and then driving her home on the bus and making sure she gets in before driving off and going back home to mine where I have a can of grouchy and

8915
06:14:05,740 --> 06:14:07,740
a package of beautiful

8916
06:14:09,340 --> 06:14:11,340
Cheese and onion crisps

8917
06:14:11,740 --> 06:14:13,740
Which in my opinion

8918
06:14:14,320 --> 06:14:17,600
Are the greatest crisp on the market at the moment?

8919
06:14:19,240 --> 06:14:24,220
Other crisps are available and in fact I would probably opt for either King or

8920
06:14:25,060 --> 06:14:27,900
I know you're not gonna like this one but Pringles Tom

8921
06:14:29,000 --> 06:14:31,380
They're not even crisps that's just some fucking

8922
06:14:32,020 --> 06:14:36,860
squeegee mulch they've packed together in a machine and then they make it look like a crisp. I

8923
06:14:38,120 --> 06:14:40,120
Love that shit

8924
06:14:40,400 --> 06:14:44,540
Give me that shit. I'll see you later. Night and God bless

8925
06:14:44,540 --> 06:14:44,860
God bless.

8926
06:14:44,860 --> 06:14:46,920
you

8927
06:14:46,920 --> 06:14:48,120
Thank you.
